I'm in love with a Boardsie.

Gummy Panda

AH sure has changed these days

Roquentin

prince of cumberland: will you marry me?????

Talib Fiasco

On a side note, Kayleigh is a cracking name. Definitely future daughter name potential there.

Clandestine

"EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME"

WhiteWalls

You have two choices:

1: Grow a pair of male testicles beside the onions in the morning and wait until they grow.

2: Drink a glass of concrete and harden up.

Go for it kid, If I wasn't so gutsy I wouldn't be sitting in on a bank holiday weekend on the laptop all evening drinking tea with my Labrador.

Fat Christy

cloud493 wrote: »

Wish someone would make an AH thread for me

Feck you! :mad: I profess my undying love for you and .....nothing! :mad:

She could be a 40 year old man but hey....go for it son.

SkyBlueClouds

I'll be your friend if she rejects you POC :pac:

I'm still waiting on my hunk in shining armour to rescue me from the interweb and whisk me off to a swanky house in the bahamas

Anyone for skyblueclouds? Anyone at all?

SkyBlueClouds

SkyBlueClouds wrote: »

I'll be your friend if she rejects you POC :pac:

I'm still waiting on my hunk in shining armour to rescue me from the interweb and whisk me off to a swanky house in the bahamas

Anyone for skyblueclouds? Anyone at all?

Are you fussy?

Quazzie

I used to love a boardsie called LittleNipper but now I don't where to find him. It's like he's got too big for his boots or something.

SkyBlueClouds

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you fussy?

Only on Tuesdays

Quazzie

Quazzie wrote: »

I used to love a boardsie called LittleNipper but now I don't where to find him. It's like he's got too big for his boots or something.

Hey babes, im just grown up is all:pac:

Liamalone

SkyBlueClouds wrote: »

I'll be your friend if she rejects you POC :pac:

I'm still waiting on my hunk in shining armour to rescue me from the interweb and whisk me off to a swanky house in the bahamas

Anyone for skyblueclouds? Anyone at all?

Dodgy caravan in Bundoran do?

SkyBlueClouds

SkyBlueClouds wrote: »

Only on Tuesdays

I'm busy Tuesdays.

kryogen

Kayleigh.. wrote: »

Ill take you out Kayleigh, but only if you make the commute from Mayo to Waterford, and you gotta pay for dinner......and the hotel room, if your lucky.

If we have a deal PM me

Fat Christy

Deleted User wrote: »

Hey babes, im just grown up is all:pac:

How big is it?

fussyonion

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you fussy?

You called?

Fat Christy

Fat Christy wrote: »

How big is it?

How fat is it???:pac:

GerB40

Turtwig wrote: »

This thread needs a happy ending!

They cost extra..

SkyBlueClouds

Liamalone wrote: »

Dodgy caravan in Bundoran do?

It's sweet sweet love on the beaches of Wexford, or nuthin'

SkyBlueClouds

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm busy Tuesdays.

Ok, get your PA to call my PA and we'll set up something :cool:

Liamalone

SkyBlueClouds wrote: »

It's sweet sweet love on the beaches of Wexford, or nuthin'

Ah well, I would've done the Bahamas thing at a push but Wexford, not a mission!

Fat Christy

Deleted User wrote: »

How fat is it???:pac:

Fat enough....:cool:

SkyBlueClouds

SkyBlueClouds wrote: »

Ok, get your PA to call my PA and we'll set up something :cool:

Sounds like a plan:cool:

0byme75341jo28

Chatting on FB now.. Really want to but afraid to bite the bullet and just ask her... I'll wait for the right moment..

jcon1913

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

So here's the story guys; I want to ask out a Boardsie.

They're funny, smart, charming, great fun, but is it too weird? What should I do? Should I just ask them straight out if they want to go out with me? I've never felt like this about someone before, I spend hours PMing them, and we always respond to each other, it just seems so natural, so real. Would you think it's a step too far to ask out a Boardsie? I'm stuck in two minds here guys, I'd really like some advice. I don't want this to pass me by

For boardsies old enough to remember therewas a song with the line "Im in love with the girl at the Virgin Megastore checkout desk".

You dont get romance like that nowadays, eh?

*briefly sucks air through dentures*

Now where were we children. Ah yes some mentaller wants to ask someone out but theyve only communicated with through electronic wosits....yes messages.

*pauses for effect*

Get a grip OP.

Stinjy

/waits for happy ending...

By that I mean go for it... You'll only be disappointed if you dont...

OP you have to let us know what happens!!

Leona Ugly Smoothness

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Chatting on FB now.. Really want to but afraid to bite the bullet and just ask her... I'll wait for the right moment..

http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/just-do-it-hed-2013.jpg

SkyBlueClouds

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Chatting on FB now.. Really want to but afraid to bite the bullet and just ask her... I'll wait for the right moment..

Maybe direct her to this thread?

fleet_admiral

Fat Christy wrote: »

Morto for your wan...

Awwww scarleh

Leona Ugly Smoothness

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Chatting on FB now.. Really want to but afraid to bite the bullet and just ask her... I'll wait for the right moment..

Do it now or be forever zoned.

Talib Fiasco

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Chatting on FB now.. Really want to but afraid to bite the bullet and just ask her... I'll wait for the right moment..

The right moment has already passed. It's always minutes, often days to weeks to months too late. Just do it now.

WhiteWalls

OP, Before you commit you need to be sure that shes willing to do anal

--LOS--

Just arrange to meet up, don't over think it so much, see if you actually like eachother in person first.

Crocodiles bit of my face

Nib

You have a FB account but no pics of yourself? That would scream weirdo to me straight away.

WhiteWalls

Nib wrote: »

You have a FB account but no pics of yourself? That would scream weirdo to me straight away.

he has a yezar round pale complection

RobbingBandit

cloud493 wrote: »

Wish someone would make an AH thread for me

Awww. :pac::p:(

0byme75341jo28

Nib wrote: »

You have a FB account but no pics of yourself? That would scream weirdo to me straight away.

She gets why I don't though.. She's kinda weird too, very alternative if you know what I mean, artsy..

RobbingBandit

This thread is screaming for an orgy.

Quazzie

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

She gets why I don't though.. She's kinda weird too, very alternative if you know what I mean, artsy..

The kind that likes to be tied up and **** on.

I hears ya bruv!

SkyBlueClouds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPfW0Wc5hxI

Peregrine

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

She gets why I don't though.. She's kinda weird too, very alternative if you know what I mean, artsy..

Meet up with her and while you're chatting, mid conversation, say "I want you to draw me like one of your French girls" and reveal yourself.


It's the best way to go about this.

kryogen

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

Chatting on FB now.. Really want to but afraid to bite the bullet and just ask her... I'll wait for the right moment..

Definitely, keep waiting, the right moment will be sometime after she begins to tell you all about this new guy she met and is really in to

Unfortunately though by then you will be so far in the friendzone (if not already) that it will be impossible to get out. Send me on her details, Ill sort it for ya

WhiteWalls

This is great craic. Will we get a lock in here I wonder or is your man strict?

kryogen

Leona Ugly Smoothness wrote: »

She gets why I don't though.. She's kinda weird too, very alternative if you know what I mean, artsy..

When you do get back to your account, can you tell us how this happened? Did you leave yourself logged in at work? Leave your phone down somewhere? Kayleigh has called over and tied you up (for later) and is further punishing you by ****ing with your boards account?

Nib

I maybe losing interest in this.

The Backwards Man

No one posted this yet?

For shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dphpDdfZUGw

kryogen

Needs moar pics or odd sexual references

Colser

kryogen wrote: »

Definitely, keep waiting, the right moment will be sometime after she begins to tell you all about this new guy she met and is really in to

Unfortunately though by then you will be so far in the friendzone (if not already) that it will be impossible to get out. Send me on her details, Ill sort it for ya

At last..put us out of our misery..Im dizzy from the will I/ wont I scenario...