50 year olds making ejits if themselves in the pub

Call Me Jimmy

I think if you're out noticing other people's behaviour to any great extent you're probably not great company yourself surely?

When I'm having a good time I could give two ****s if my granny was breakdancing beside me, I'd probably egg her on if anything!

doubter

take it from this 50 year old fool..it's my party and i dance if i want to

I am pie

Oldies having the crack, sound.

Young fellas staring at oldies and muttering and giving out, very unsound.

doubter

ehm..and in regards to the youngsters not making eejits out of themselves (aka dancing) ehm..how do you dance in shoes ye can't even walk in...:rolleyes:

doubter

I am pie wrote: »

Oldies having the crack, sound.

Young fellas staring at oldies and muttering and giving out, very unsound.

50 is NOT old :mad:

sh1tstirrer

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

I think if you're out noticing other people's behaviour to any great extent you're probably not great company yourself surely?

When I'm having a good time I could give two ****s if my granny was breakdancing beside me, I'd probably egg her on if anything!

True if you cannot hold your drink too well you tend not to notice anything.

Chucken

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

True if you cannot hold your drink too well you tend not to notice anything.

No. When you're out having fun, you tend not to notice the surly fella in the corner staring into his pint and mumbling.

Shrap

doubter wrote: »

ehm..and in regards to the youngsters not making eejits out of themselves (aka dancing) ehm..how do you dance in shoes ye can't even walk in...:rolleyes:

Well, you'd hope it was like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bNydAk41z4

but in fairness, it's often more like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8M6l8Imyv8

BBJBIG

Actually, the best and brighest of d'Oirish have long since left Oireland.
All those with any "get up and go" have already "got up and gone".

What remains is the Rump of the Population.
So, it is no surprise that some crusty 50+ year olds are a bit mentally
retarded - with or without Drink - and, generally actin d'eejit.

sh1tstirrer

BBJBIG wrote: »

Actually, the best and brighest of d'Oirish have long since left Oireland.
All those with any "get up and go" have already "got up and gone".

What remains is the Rump of the Population.
So, it is no surprise that some crusty 50+ year olds are a bit mentally
retarded - with or without Drink.

Let me guess you are an emigrant puking on the streets of oz.

BBJBIG

BBJBIG wrote: »

Actually, the best and brighest of d'Oirish have long since left Oireland.
All those with any "get up and go" have already "got up and gone".

What remains is the Rump of the Population.
So, it is no surprise that some crusty 50+ year olds are a bit mentally
retarded - with or without Drink - and, generally actin d'eejit.

No they haven't, some have but most haven't. I hate the suggestion that bright people want to leave. Many have no interest in leaving Ireland, love living here being close to their family and friends and want to live their lives here.

Chucken

BBJBIG wrote: »

Actually, the best and brighest of d'Oirish have long since left Oireland.
All those with any "get up and go" have already "got up and gone".

What remains is the Rump of the Population.
So, it is no surprise that some crusty 50+ year olds are a bit mentally
retarded - with or without Drink - and, generally actin d'eejit.

Are you using this as your stock response to every thread??

Shrap

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

True if you cannot hold your drink too well you tend not to notice anything.

"dressed up for Halloween in the most ridiculous outfits"
be grand if they'd "act their age".

Are you in a position to judge (dry)sh1tstirrer? What qualifies you as an expert on fun? Does it disturb you when people have fun doing things you wouldn't be comfortable with doing yourself? Do you feel that people should be attractive to you at all times? If so, do you feel that people who are unattractive (to you) should have to go to another pub?

Honestly, your attitude calls up these questions for me. Do you think you could try and answer them, so as we can get to the reasons you think the "over 50's" are embarrassing themselves? Cos right now, it seems more like they're only embarrassing you. And there HAS to be a reason for that.....

BBJBIG

Chucken wrote: »

Are you using this as your stock response to every thread??

Only for the relevant Threads, Chuckie :pac:

Sam Kade

Alejandro Stale Grocer wrote: »

No they haven't, some have but most haven't. I hate the suggestion that bright people want to leave. Many have no interest in leaving Ireland, love living here being close to their family and friends and want to live their lives here.

He should be swiftly directed to the Irish emigrants who run down Ireland thread.

I am pie

BBJBIG wrote: »

Actually, the best and brighest of d'Oirish have long since left Oireland.
All those with any "get up and go" have already "got up and gone".

What remains is the Rump of the Population.
So, it is no surprise that some crusty 50+ year olds are a bit mentally
retarded - with or without Drink - and, generally actin d'eejit.

"d'oirish" & "d'eejit"

Hmm, your standards are slipping. Am giving you a 7 out of 10 here for this particular effort.

I am pie

Chucken wrote: »

Are you using this as your stock response to every thread??

de bleedin oirish en de bleedin threads.

I reckon it's Jim Davidson, for those of you old enough to remember.

lanos

TopOfTheHill wrote: »

Where's grandad ?

Only for those over 50

Ha ha, I remember

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NjWHrjCG1LQ

sh1tstirrer

Shrap wrote: »

"dressed up for Halloween in the most ridiculous outfits"
be grand if they'd "act their age".

Are you in a position to judge (dry)sh1tstirrer? What qualifies you as an expert on fun? Does it disturb you when people have fun doing things you wouldn't be comfortable with doing yourself? Do you feel that people should be attractive to you at all times? If so, do you feel that people who are unattractive (to you) should have to go to another pub?

Honestly, your attitude calls up these questions for me. Do you think you could try and answer them, so as we can get to the reasons you think the "over 50's" are embarrassing themselves? Cos right now, it seems more like they're only embarrassing you. And there HAS to be a reason for that.....

Too many questions so little time

The Domonator

Had a bloke in the local in his early-mid 50's take of his shirt and begin to jump all over the place. Nothing wrong with that except he was morbidly obese, I nearly went blind.

Chucken

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

Too many questions so little time

Start now, we might get a few answers by morning.

sh1tstirrer

eisenberg1 wrote: »

How would you really know where they spend most of their time on holidays?

They have mouths and they do talk believe it or not.

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

I'm guessing 50.

The answer is at your fingertips if you care to look.

LoganRice

They are such comedians

MissKittenfire

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

I was out in the pub at the weekend and noticed a lot of people in their 50's acting the ejit after drink. The younger people even though they had as much drink acted in a more civilised manner anyone else notice this?












Awaits plenty stupid replies

What were they actually doing though?

Sclosages

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGtSpsYURAQ

This is all I listen to these days.

Me hole.

Sclosages

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ

THIS
Is what I'm thinking though............ lol.

Meleftone

TopOfTheHill wrote: »

Where's grandad ?

Only for those over 50

Not necessarily over 50 I'm in my 30's and I get the reference

somefeen

Because the young people dont know how to party properly.

Takes a bit of experience.

Sam Kade

MissKittenfire wrote: »

What were they actually doing though?

It was mentioned a few pages back. They were in Halloween costumes and jumping around the place trying to dance after the demon drink kicked in

susanlinda823

I was a waitress and trust me. The older the are the dumber they get. (And more drunker they get)

GG66

BBJBIG wrote: »

Actually, the best and brighest of d'Oirish have long since left Oireland.
All those with any "get up and go" have already "got up and gone".

What remains is the Rump of the Population.
So, it is no surprise that some crusty 50+ year olds are a bit mentally
retarded - with or without Drink - and, generally actin d'eejit.

Rubbish. Many who stayed are those determined to make a go of it in a difficult situation.

BBJBIG

GG66 wrote: »

Rubbish. Many who stayed are those determined to make a go of it in a difficult situation.

Waste of Time.
200+ Billion YoYos of Debt = Game Over fur Oireland ...

Plus - Oireland is run by a Bunch of Fookin Clowns fur a Bunch
of Fookin Clowns ... and always has been.

lostboy75

BBJBIG wrote: »

Waste of Time.
200+ Billion YoYos of Debt = Game Over fur Oireland ...

what a load of something or other, lets all just give up and leave, last one out turn off the light. that's a great idea/solution!
this can and will be turned around by all who stayed, yes there will be pain, and more then likely that will last quite a while. but to suggest lets all just give up is a nonsense statement.
quit the trolling
and our debt is not 200+, its less then 200. not but too much, but it is less than that.

caustic 1

Sam Kade wrote: »

It was mentioned a few pages back. They were in Halloween costumes and jumping around the place trying to dance after the demon drink kicked in

Jeebus, trying to dance were they? Why didn't you phone the relevant authorities get them to get back into their tweed suits and armchairs. What's the world coming too eh?

nelly17

susanlinda823 wrote: »

I was a waitress and trust me. The older the are the dumber they get. (And more drunker they get)

The less they give a feck

Sam Kade

caustic 1 wrote: »

Jeebus, trying to dance were they? Why didn't you phone the relevant authorities get them to get back into their tweed suits and armchairs. What's the world coming too eh?

I wasn't even there, I was only pointing out what the other poster missed. Jaysus you're very fast with you're accusations :mad:

dresden8

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

I was out in the pub at the weekend and noticed a lot of people in their 50's acting the ejit after drink. The younger people even though they had as much drink acted in a more civilised manner anyone else notice this?





Awaits plenty stupid replies

50 year olds can spell.

Everything is relative.

feargale

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

They dressed up for Halloween in the most ridiculous outfits then when the drink kicks in they try their hand at dancing but are only jumping around the place like monkeys thinking that they are the life and soul of the party. Same every weekend really minus the costumes. The pub doesn't have a dance floor so it makes things even more awkward when people have to go to the toilet or move to another part if the pub.

Oliver Cromwell is your only man. He banned dancing, drinking and Halloween, Christmas too. And in Noll's day there wouldn't have been another or any part of the pub to go to. As for p1ssing, in Noll's time you probably wouldn't need to, having already done it in your trousers.

sh1tstirrer

Ok, I'll explain the carry on better. They were jumping around the place like monkeys trying to dance bumping into people. One man ended the night by taking his shirt off and dancing on a table while swinging his shirt above his head and sporting his beer belly, he almost fell off on a few occasions. Plenty more antics going on besides. It wasn't just them getting drunk and dancing;)

Sclosages

You've little to concern you.
Could you PLEASE edit the thread title to remove the word 'if'? It makes everything else that you say sound idiotic. TIA.

sh1tstirrer

Sclosages wrote: »

You've little to concern you.
Could you PLEASE edit the thread title to remove the word 'if'? It makes everything else that you say sound idiotic. TIA.

That was the phone I was using, why are you so concerned :rolleyes:

sh1tstirrer

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

Ok, I'll explain the carry on better. They were jumping around the place like monkeys trying to dance bumping into people. One man ended the night by taking his shirt off and dancing on a table while swinging his shirt above his head and sporting his beer belly, he almost fell off on a few occasions. Plenty more antics going on besides. It wasn't just them getting drunk and dancing;)

All sounds like just a bit of craic to me, no harm in it.

BlatentCheek

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

Ok, I'll explain the carry on better. They were jumping around the place like monkeys trying to dance bumping into people. One man ended the night by taking his shirt off and dancing on a table while swinging his shirt above his head and sporting his beer belly, he almost fell off on a few occasions. Plenty more antics going on besides. It wasn't just them getting drunk and dancing;)

The exact same thing happens in my local, at the oddest times. A small but significant cabal of sad old ****ers get royally flutered on Sunday afternoons and the like, presumably just to get away from their families.

When everyone else is just in for a few nice sunday pints and maybe some food you have these fat farting eejits shouting gibberish and bumping into everyone. I got subjected to a heap of freeman nonsense by one recently. I'd take a wild guess and say he probably owes the bank a lot of money and finds latching onto that crap more attractive than cutting back on his drinking and other luxuries to service his debt.

Fat Christy

Apt username OP.

sh1tstirrer

Fat Christy wrote: »

Apt username OP.

Whatever you say fatso.

sh1tstirrer

BlatentCheek wrote: »

The exact same thing happens in my local, at the oddest times. A small but significant cabal of sad old ****ers get royally flutered on Sunday afternoons and the like, presumably just to get away from their families.

When everyone else is just in for a few nice sunday pints and maybe some food you have these fat farting eejits shouting gibberish and bumping into everyone. I got subjected to a heap of freeman nonsense by one recently. I'd take a wild guess and say he probably owes the bank a lot of money and finds latching onto that crap more attractive than cutting back on his drinking and other luxuries to service his debt.

That's it in a nutshell. I think most of the posters disagreeing are the 50 year olds doing the same.

Fat Christy

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

Whatever you say fatso.

Post reported.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Can't wait until I'm 50 so I can get drunk and act the eejit...

leck

BlatentCheek wrote: »

The exact same thing happens in my local, at the oddest times. A small but significant cabal of sad old ****ers get royally flutered on Sunday afternoons and the like, presumably just to get away from their families.

When everyone else is just in for a few nice sunday pints and maybe some food you have these fat farting eejits shouting gibberish and bumping into everyone. I got subjected to a heap of freeman nonsense by one recently. I'd take a wild guess and say he probably owes the bank a lot of money and finds latching onto that crap more attractive than cutting back on his drinking and other luxuries to service his debt.

What's that?

Valetta

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

That was the phone I was using, why are you so concerned :rolleyes:

Same reason you're concerned about older people enjoying themselves, I suppose. :rolleyes: