Where to meet girls??

Delta_Raven1 · 03-11-2014 8:57pm

Tinder

nibble · 03-11-2014 11:43pm

myshirt wrote: »

Don't you mean elbow deep?

Or have I been married too long?

No, no - the mysterious act only gets you as far as knee deep. Getting them all the way up to the elbow takes much more work.

Day Lewin · 04-11-2014 1:10am

Originally posted by biko:

I was shopping at Tesco recently.
I pick up a 1L of skim milk, 1 loaf of wheat bread, 6 eggs, a pack of Taytos, 1 frozen pizza and a small bottle of coke.
I head to the checkout line.

A really cute blonde girl sits at the till. "You must be single" she says.
Thinking she might be flirting I says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".

Definitely, unmistakeably, this counts as foreplay.

knucklehead6 · 04-11-2014 5:50pm

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Maybe a dating forum is in the future for boards lol

Well there IS an online dating forum.

Johngoose · 04-11-2014 6:36pm

Women want you to be a proper man.Assertive,decisive,leading her,being slightly aggressive when it comes to achieving your life goals.They don't want weak,overly polite,unsure and overly passive guys.The best advice I can give you is to "man-up." Be more authoritative and more sure of yourself.They want a guy who can look after them,take control of his own life and who can protect them.Think of leading men in movies,characters played by Bruce Willis,Tom Cruise and Tom Hardy.You don't have to be muscle-bound or 7 feet tall to be the kind of man a woman wants.

LoganRice · 04-11-2014 6:38pm

Try the laundrette

Mister Vain · 04-11-2014 6:39pm

It was only a matter of time before someone used the phrase "Man Up." :rolleyes:

Cantremember · 04-11-2014 6:46pm

biko wrote: »

I was shopping at Tesco recently.
I pick up a 1L of skim milk, 1 loaf of wheat bread, 6 eggs, a pack of Taytos, 1 frozen pizza and a small bottle of coke.
I head to the checkout line.

A really cute blonde girl sits at the till. "You must be single" she says.
Thinking she might be flirting I says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".

And your reply...?