Liveline Thread 27/11/2014 to 10/02/2015

snubbleste

Joe has a Shakespeare's Compendium

Lapin

Joe fishing for tears.



Oh, here we go.

SEPT 23 1989

well done Joe push her over the edge:rolleyes:

Roger_007

Tears..........congrats JOE!

signostic

scams, death, cancer, tears...we are off to a good start today

Flukey

From stolen books to dying from lung cancer within 10 days. Whatever the conversation, he still manages to get a health element into it. Do Joe and the researchers have their own bingo?

jetfiremuck

Early tears this week...things looking up

McDermotX

'Sure they're only 20quid in Chapters.'


Magnificent.

snubbleste

BarryD

BPKS wrote: »

You buy a new iphone in a mobile phone shop.

The reason there are gangs going around the country stealing iphones off people in the street is cos there are people like this woman who buy them on sites like done deal and in dodgy back street phone shops.

She bought it in Supermacs I think? Looking to get a new iPhone for €400. Think she's angling for someone to take pity and donate one. Single mother, disabled son.

I don't like to sound snipey but I like many others work hard enough to make a living and I'd be thinking more than twice about splashing out on a phone like this.

Good news for the government though, forget all this crap about 'straws breaking camel's backs' etc. - there's loads of dosh about, even hear the Dublin retailers expect a bumper year

Joe is certainly a Man of the People. He knows everyone!

SEPT 23 1989

awful tings happening

signostic

Don was done on done deal in dundalk (kildare realyy but dundalk rhymes)

SEPT 23 1989

thats a bad line speak up there chief

Dan Jaman

Whip crack away,
Emohawk Joe...

BPKS

Joe: When did this happen?

Caller: 2007

No distinguishing features, no discernible accent. That narrows it down a bit.

Roger_007

Another idiot?

snubbleste

Donedeal on line 5

neris

signostic wrote: »

Don was done on done deal in dundalk (kildare realyy but dundalk rhymes)

And you just out on funny friday with a poem like that

Lapin

McDermotX wrote: »

'Sure they're only 20quid in Chapters.'

Thats also the first place she should look to find her ould lad's bukes.

The scumbags that nicked them probably can't read their own name but they're not that stupid not to realise that second hand bukeshops pay cash for second hand bukes.

signostic

500€....alot of money says Joe....small change really..

Dan Jaman

Why blame Done Deal? Don't be such a plonker, Rodney.

swingking

is this another bash at a certain ethnic minority ?

Roger_007

" I was DONE on Done Deal, Joe..."


The clue is in the name, you idiot!

neris

Boss. Mmmmmmmmm i wonder what discriminated minority that could be

Harry Palmr

The B word!

bottlebrush

Who uses the word boss!

neris

Not true caller you cannot just buy a numberplate. I needed number plates last year went to halfords and they want proof of vehicle

signostic

Harry Palmr wrote: »

The B word!

Martin from Pavee Point on line 2

Lapin

I bet the person he nicked the phone off in the first place wants him caught too.

BPKS

Joe's Reg:

151-D-1850715815

signostic

Well, some consolation in that we know now that Don was never Done before...

HeidiHeidi

neris wrote: »

Not true caller you cannot just buy a numberplate. I needed number plates last year went to halfords and they want proof of vehicle

I needed a plate for a trailer and walked into a motor factors and had it half an hour later, not a single question asked.

Dan Jaman

After, "Don was done on Done Deal", I thought Joe was coming out with... "and have you ever been fecked over Frances?"

snubbleste

You're going way off topic caller

BPKS

Property tax and water tax - I was waiting for it.

neris

If its too good to be true on price missus it is.

yop

"We have BingoWingo on the line with a free phone for your son"....

bottlebrush

neris wrote: »

Not true caller you cannot just buy a numberplate. I needed number plates last year went to halfords and they want proof of vehicle

Try done deal and make sure you don't get scammed

Dan Jaman

neris wrote: »

Not true caller you cannot just buy a numberplate. I needed number plates last year went to halfords and they want proof of vehicle

Show plates - google it.

neris

neris wrote: »

Not true caller you cannot just buy a numberplate. I needed number plates last year went to halfords and they want proof of vehicle

Well, I got one on Saturday for a trailer board, no problems at all.. I don't look at all dodgy, though:)

ThisRegard

"I've nothing against foreigners working in this country". Ha, that's a bit of a random statement to be thrown out.

snubbleste

The Garda don't care caller - nobody was injured.

yop

Ch!rst no one was murdered, people need a bit of cop on. I doubt the cops are sitting down around a table about this!

Lapin

Does she really think she's going to get a refund for her bag of sugar?

Tiger Mcilroy

snubbleste wrote: »

The Garda don't care caller - nobody was injured.

Its probably a civil matter..:D

snubbleste

VigilanteFM

signostic

no phone offer to Francis...the mobile networks must not be listening to day...

Roger_007

signostic wrote: »

Well, some consolation in that we know now that Don was never Done before...

I can't imagine how he escaped........he paid for 'something' in a sealed bag without opening it; what a plonker!