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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,223 ✭✭✭Michael D Not Higgins


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    That's customs. They stopped me once and serached through my bags. Was just on a flight from Amsterdam.....but it was only a connecting flight. As soon as they heard that I didn't leave the airport in Amsterdam they packed my bag back up for me.

    Yeah and Customs are a subset of Revenue. Good luck complaining to them. I'd expect not to even hear back from them unfortunately.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Back to the no earphones thing - a fella just got on the train and is loudly eating a box of pringles. I can't see him but I can hear him and all I'm saying is it better be a small box of pringles or he could end up dead.

    I carried ear plugs in my bag, at one stage, when I used to travel a fair bit by bus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    You know those gates you walk through at arrivals? After you collect luggage etc and out to where people are waiting? There are three tunnels to walk through. One of the guys working there.

    What did the feckers do?
    I understand if you'd rather not say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    I carried ear plugs in my bag, at one stage, when I used to travel a fair bit by bus.

    They would be a gift from the angels right now.
    I have about 10 sets of earphones around the house and am usually so good at remembering them (even leaving the house I knew I had forgotten something) but I'm all dopey from the new painkillers. I really need a minder today, you know like when kids are travelling alone and they put a tag around their neck and a member of staff escorts them around? Yeah, I need that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Pop tarts for dinner yesterday!!

    Lady GaGa?:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    What did the feckers do?
    I understand if you'd rather not say.

    Rubber glove & "Snap":eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Being fcuked up in the head


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    That's customs. They stopped me once and serached through my bags. Was just on a flight from Amsterdam.....but it was only a connecting flight. As soon as they heard that I didn't leave the airport in Amsterdam they packed my bag back up for me.

    Well, that's who it was then. I am still so angry tbh. They picked on my OH simply because she is Brazilian. We'd already gone through passport control and I know he just pounced on her because of her skin colour. He practically ran after her shouting, "sorry where are you from!?" and when she told him Brazil, he said, "Ok and have you anything in the bag you shouldn't? Where are you going?" - what a racist ásshole. He had no authority to do a Visa cheque on her as she'd already passed through immigration (and answerd their 20 questions). He ignored me of course, because I'm white. I'm f.ucking livid. I wanted to confront him but OH just wanted to leave :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Yeah and Customs are a subset of Revenue. Good luck complaining to them. I'd expect not to even hear back from them unfortunately.

    They might sit up and take notice if there are accusations of discriminatory and racist behavior.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    They would be a gift from the angels right now.

    Course I didn't have the ear plugs one day recently when I was on a bus containing a child who never shut up commenting and asking questions in the most piercing voice I've ever heard.
    I had to move upstairs, in the end. He was only about four or five. I felt like the biggest grouch ever, but I couldn't listen to him anymore, and my earphones were useless versus his voice.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Well, that's who it was then. I am still so angry tbh. They picked on my OH simply because she is Brazilian. We'd already gone through passport control and I know he just pounced on her because of her skin colour. He practically ran after her shouting, "sorry where are you from!?" and when she told him Brazil, he said, "Ok and have you anything in the bag you shouldn't? Where are you going?" - what a racist ásshole. He had no authority to do a Visa cheque on her as she'd already passed through immigration (and answerd their 20 questions). He ignored me of course, because I'm white. I'm f.ucking livid. I wanted to confront him but OH just wanted to leave :(

    In my experience (lots of travel, lots of airport hassle!), it's better just to let them get thier gratification from the small bit of power they have. Then walk away knowing you are not the d*ck in the situation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    In my experience (lots of travel, lots of airport hassle!), it's better just to let them get thier gratification from the small bit of power they have. Then walk away knowing you are not the d*ck in the situation.

    Usually I'd be the same but I think this is too important to let go. I mean, he only barely stopped short of a bald assertion that she must be carrying illegal goods because she is from Brazil. This is the second time we've had a bad experience with these guys. Last year, the pervert at Immigration actually asked her why she didn't like Irish men and who was the man in our relationship. I let that go, again at the OH's request but I've just had it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    When you cross your legs so that you can put on a pair of boots. Cross right leg over left so you can put right boot on. Pick up boot. It's the left one :(

    Militant bítches at check in gates insisting that you have your hand luggage tagged and dumped in with cargo. No. F.uck. Off. :(

    For anyone who encounters this problem in future, a simple smile and nod followed by an angelic "of course" works fine...followed by a swift, discrete removal of said tag when you are out of sight ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    The way everyone seems to come across as rude when there is a language barrier. Either that or they really are rude and it's true that us Irish are as friendly and welcoming as they say! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    It's refuse collection annual charge time, €270. I've been growling about it because I could have got a €30 discount if I paid it before January 16th, which happens to be my birthday, but of course I forgot all about it anyway. More growling followed as I tried to figure out how to pay it on their Website, to no avail. I emailed them to ask a couple of days ago, and got no reply. So it was in somewhat grouchy form that I telephoned them to pay the dratted thing and get it over with, today being the due date.

    What completely floored me, what shoved my head up my ass, was the very nice lady saying "Ah sure I believe you had every intention of paying that time, so let's give you the discount and say no more!"

    Well fair play to them. Shout out to Country Clean, Mallow! :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    My hair is super long, as far down as my belly button, probably longer when it's straightened. I'm going to have to get it cut soon as it's getting a bit thin.

    I'm dreading it. I hate going to the
    hairdressers. I just get so nervous. I don't know why. I'm the same with doctor's appointments. Also, I hate having to watch my hair be swept away.

    I wanted to donate my hair but I don't think it's in good enough condition now and I have noticed a good few grey hairs (I'm only 27!) . I'll have to get my hair done for an event next month. I always feel so cold when my hair is cut as well :p . At least I'll cut down on my shower time!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Usually I'd be the same but I think this is too important to let go. I mean, he only barely stopped short of a bald assertion that she must be carrying illegal goods because she is from Brazil. This is the second time we've had a bad experience with these guys. Last year, the pervert at Immigration actually asked her why she didn't like Irish men and who was the man in our relationship. I let that go, again at the OH's request but I've just had it...

    No way I would be letting that bit go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Guy on the plane yesterday in the row behind, with his entire progeny and harem spread across two rows. He actually put an arm on a chair on each side of the aisle to block people from going down the aisle until his group had cleared. Why would we have anyway? We were a row in front and exiting via the back door :confused: And then, he said to the guy in the row behind him (and who, therefore should have been exiting before him anyway), "you go on ahead there mate" - :confused: The other guy was so thankful. I would have been like, "yeah right, I f.ucking will and I don't need your permission either becauseI am going anyway". What a big ársey f.ucking neanderthal. There is something about people on planes..... They're like bus w.ankers on speed or something. Is it the cabin pressure that reduces the collective IQ? Then there's the constant stream of people up and down to use the toilet. It's a two hour flight :confused: Can you not go two hours without a wee? Are you three? Jumping up as soon as the plane lands, while it is still moving. Why? You're just going to be standing there like f.ucktards until we've come to a complete stop.

    Oh God...I need a holiday to recover from my holiday...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    No way I would be letting that bit go.


    I know. Too late now to do anything. Very annoyed with myself for not pursuing it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    And on the hotel front....

    "We need a deposit for your room which we will refund on checkout" - um....nope. This is a five star hotel...do they treat all their guests like that? More or less implying that we will run up mini bar tab or burn the bed linen before we leave. So, I gave him a maxed out card on purpose. His poor little face fell when it was declined.

    "This card has been declined"

    "Oh. Well that's your problem"

    "You don't have sufficient funds to pay a deposit"

    "Well maybe if you'd told me about this when I booked I could have ensured I had sufficient funds"

    "This is standard practive in some hotels"

    "Oh and is it standard practice to not tell your guests about it until they arrive?"

    "Well I see you booked through an agency...maybe they didn't do their job properly"

    "Well they managed to debit the funds from my account straight away"

    "Well, we need a deposit"

    "Well I can't give you one"


    <

    >

    Hands over keys :D

    ... Runs upstairs to raid minibar and burn the bed linen :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Glad to seen this thread doing what it does best,
    it was starting to get all face bookey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Also, people at breakfast buffets. I said to the OH, "is it just me or does everyone spend their time watching everyone else at a breakfast buffet?". She said it was just me. I don't believe her. I swear everyone spends their time watching everyone else. Every time you raise your eyes up from the plate there are people watching. When you go to fill your plate, people are judging you for how much you eat. And as for those sanctimonious bástards with their fruit and hot water. Come off it! Free bacon and eggs and little things made from potato!!!!! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Glad to seen this thread doing what it does best,
    it was starting to get all face bookey.

    Just did an hour in the gym. Feeling smug :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    ONW feck off with your boasting about breakfast buffets you've ta me now ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Having to make mashed potatoes the healthy way - i.e without fcuckloads of butter - because I'm not at home. I like to beat my mash with an electric whisk for a few minutes as well, to make it extra creamy. I want sexy potatoes, not boring potatoes!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    People saying/ posting ' Murica' when speaking / writing about The U.S, as if they're hilarious or something , the same ones will be ringing DAddy in foxrockfor a dig out when they've drunk all their money on their j1 visa and are stuck in Tijuana or somewhere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    There is something about people on planes..... They're like bus w.ankers on speed or something. Is it the cabin pressure that reduces the collective IQ? Then there's the constant stream of people up and down to use the toilet. It's a two hour flight :confused: Can you not go two hours without a wee? Are you three? Jumping up as soon as the plane lands, while it is still moving. Why? You're just going to be standing there like f.ucktards until we've come to a complete stop.

    Absolutely. It's like the worst bits of bus travel multiplied and you can't get away from them.
    Another of my personal favourites is the announcement asking people not to block the aisles and get into the seat, as quickly as possible.

    There is always at least one, usually more, who puts their case in the locker, then carefully removes their jacket and tenderly places it with the case, as though they are in some kind of parallel universe, and are oblivious to the fact that they are blocking the bloody aisle, and there are actually other people who are trying to board the plane too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Me being OCD (I'm not at all) being a running joke in work. Yet, the ones who joke about it are the ones who eat crumby stuff while sitting on the stairs, don't sweep up after them and sit at reception eating muffins while surrounded by a rake of crumbs at their feet.

    How do people not notice this? How do they sit on the stairs surrounded by food and the notion of not even attempting to tidy up enter their heads. Then they laugh at me out with the Hoover twice during the day. It's not me with the problem.

    I would assume their houses must be crawling with rodents but then again, if they're anything like how they are at work, I don't think any self respecting rodent would stay with them.

    Also people this time of year coming for Hollywood/Brazilian waxing. It's a lot of first timers.
    "Will it hurt?", "will it take long". Lady, chill. It's removing hair, not removing vital organs. Will it hurt? Did I miss the memo where hair being ripped from your body was portrayed as a pleasent experience. I know it's nerve wracking the first time, I know it's painful and I am patient but ffs, people know what they're having done before they arrive. People wincing, panting, or scrunching up their face before even removing the wax? Can't be dealing. If it's such a burden, such an ordeal - why bother? A 30 minute treatment then is taking 40/45 minutes to do. I'm here to wax you, not mollycoddle you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    oops69 ta this is stuck in my head http://youtu.be/TL-NT9Vmp8M


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    The last time I was going through airport security, two guys were ahead of me, one guy saw that the other had done all the required stuff, taken off jacket and so on, all the stuff common sense would tell you, you have to do, even if there weren't announcements about it.
    The second guy still had to be told to take off his jacket etc etc.

    Another guy was completely amazed at the liquid restrictions...eh, what, plastic bag, oh...

    Jeez, I'm getting wound up, typing this. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1



    Also people this time of year coming for Hollywood/Brazilian waxing. It's a lot of first timers.
    "Will it hurt?", "will it take long". Lady, chill. It's removing hair, not removing vital organs. Will it hurt? Did I miss the memo where hair being ripped from your body was portrayed as a pleasent experience. I know it's nerve wracking the first time, I know it's painful and I am patient but ffs, people know what they're having done before they arrive. People wincing, panting, or scrunching up their face before even removing the wax? Can't be dealing. If it's such a burden, such an ordeal - why bother? A 30 minute treatment then is taking 40/45 minutes to do. I'm here to wax you, not mollycoddle you.

    Ok, I gotta ask, what sort of price range is it for a female to have the "downstairs remodelled" ? a wanny fax as it were? do people get hearts shapes done at this time of year?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭Fey!


    Ms B, BB. We have one each! http://tinypic.com/r/ztbtbt/8

    Did all of these pictures come from you? They're very varied!

    If not, why would they be suggested as "other pictures you may like" when I'm looking at a picture of macrooms?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Faulty Hubcaps

    Laundry

    Easi Singles

    Coventry City Football Club

    Leo Varadkar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    The last time I was going through airport security, two guys were ahead of me, one guy saw that the other had done all the required stuff, taken off jacket and so on, all the stuff common sense would tell you, you have to do, even if there weren't announcements about it.
    The second guy still had to be told to take off his jacket etc etc.

    Another guy was completely amazed at the liquid restrictions...eh, what, plastic bag, oh...

    Jeez, I'm getting wound up, typing this. :D

    Worse is when there is a big queue to get thru the security check and someone comes thru saying they are late for their flight - would it be ok to jump the queue?
    Sure- if you are late - no problem.
    Then they proceed to have argument with the security folks about jackets/shoes/liquids/earings/watches/weather delaying everybody even more. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Ok, I gotta ask, what sort of price range is it for a female to have the "downstairs remodelled" ? a wanny fax as it were? do people get hearts shapes done at this time of year?


    It varies, from 35 euro up to 55 euro. Shapes aren't overly popular but vajazzling is popular at this time of the year.


  • Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    It varies, from 35 euro up to 55 euro. Shapes aren't overly popular but vajazzling is popular at this time of the year.

    Jesus :eek: not that I think about it too often, but I never would have thought it would be so much!

    Trivial annoyance for the day, queuing for the self service checkouts in Tesco, dumb fooks in front of me had to be pointed to the free ones by a staff member. What the fcuk are you doing morons!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    TA, expensive things being made from crappy materials. So, this morning I opened the fridge to take the milk out of the fridge we only bought last Summer, the damn shelf fell out, hit my foot, bounced and the side smashed, so now I'm gonna have to replace it. Last week I noticed that the molded wall bracket of the really expensive shower we bought about 4 months ago is cracked and will have to be replaced. What the fcuk is it with companies using substandard parts.:confused::mad: I get that it saves them a small amount in costs but ultimately it costs them my business, since I will never buy any other product from them ever again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    TA, expensive things being made from crappy materials. So, this morning I opened the fridge to take the milk out of the fridge we only bought last Summer, the damn shelf fell out, hit my foot, bounced and the side smashed, so now I'm gonna have to replace it. Last week I noticed that the molded wall bracket of the really expensive shower we bought about 4 months ago is cracked and will have to be replaced. What the fcuk is it with companies using substandard parts.:confused::mad: I get that it saves them a small amount in costs but ultimately it costs them my business, since I will never buy any other product from them ever again.

    Pumpkinseeds, I began reading that as being the milk that you only bought last Summer! Imagine! Rancid central!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    TA at my darling husband cos he told me I had too many pairs of shoes. There's no such thing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    TA, expensive things being made from crappy materials. So, this morning I opened the fridge to take the milk out of the fridge we only bought last Summer, the damn shelf fell out, hit my foot, bounced and the side smashed, so now I'm gonna have to replace it. Last week I noticed that the molded wall bracket of the really expensive shower we bought about 4 months ago is cracked and will have to be replaced. What the fcuk is it with companies using substandard parts.:confused::mad: I get that it saves them a small amount in costs but ultimately it costs them my business, since I will never buy any other product from them ever again.

    This. I've had about enough of being made a fcukan eejit off by smartarse accountants and Morkeshing types, endlessly dreaming up ways of taking astronomical amounts of my hard-earned for a load of monkey-metal shíte. :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Also, people at breakfast buffets. I said to the OH, "is it just me or does everyone spend their time watching everyone else at a breakfast buffet?". She said it was just me. I don't believe her. I swear everyone spends their time watching everyone else. Every time you raise your eyes up from the plate there are people watching. When you go to fill your plate, people are judging you for how much you eat. And as for those sanctimonious bástards with their fruit and hot water. Come off it! Free bacon and eggs and little things made from potato!!!!! :P

    The worst thing is staying at one of these half-decent "Business" chain hotels that has its own gym, and you're with some wanker colleague who's obsessed about his arse or his elbow or the toxins in his spleen or some bastarding thing. You're just tucking into a Full Irish with extra steak and he'll come out with something like "Oh, you'll have to do an hour in the gym later with me to de-toxify after that lot!!" "Oh yeah. I de-toxified your fcukan sister the other night, the durty yoke. And just for that I'm having another plate of bacon. Fcuk you!!" :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    TA at my darling husband cos he told me I had too many pairs of shoes. There's no such thing

    Get rid of him! You don't need that kind of negetivity.
    TA with mine because I joined a sugar daddy website last night to troll. Told the OH, wondered how much I was worth etc. got my first message this morning from a guy only worth 400 k. I text the oh to tell him the good news, and he's like "you'd have him cleared out by the summer". That's nice!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Get rid of him! You don't need that kind of negetivity.
    TA with mine because I joined a sugar daddy website last night to troll. Told the OH, wondered how much I was worth etc. got my first message this morning from a guy only worth 400 k. I text the oh to tell him the good news, and he's like "you'd have him cleared out by the summer". That's nice!

    Negativity is right. I reckon you could do it by the end of Spring if you put the toe down! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie ah no he's lovely. Boys don't get how much we love shoes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie ah no he's lovely. Boys don't get how much we love shoes.

    Do you know what annoys me? Him with his negetive head. "Why are you buying another pair of black shoes? You have black shoes. A black shoe is a black shoe". But then when I do buy a pair of new shoes, and he doesn't see them, and I put them on hell be like "are they new?" Thought Ya couldn't tell a black shoe apart!!! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    That's customs. They stopped me once and serached through my bags. Was just on a flight from Amsterdam.....but it was only a connecting flight. As soon as they heard that I didn't leave the airport in Amsterdam they packed my bag back up for me.

    Mr Pumpkinseeds was in the UK recently and his sister had been telling him about a friend of hers getting arrested at the airport in Bangkok for suspected drug smuggling. She hadn't been doing drugs but the dog sniffed something on her pant leg and she was held for 12 hours, strip searched, anal probing and all:eek:. She thought it must've got on her pants at a nightclub the previous night. Anyways, Mr Pumpkinseeds step-dad likes a puff(stops him suffocating my mother in law), so Mr P was bricking it when he got to the airport here and saw sniffer dogs in case they smelled it on his clothes.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    !!" "Oh yeah. I de-toxified your fcukan sister the other night, the durty yoke. And just for that I'm having another plate of bacon. Fcuk you!!" :D

    Reminded me of a few years ago, myself and a friend got one those free month membership trial things for a local gym, we went along just to use the pool/sauna, but we had to have a gym "induction" by a skinny twelve year old, which went "This is a bike, you cycle it" and "This a weight, you push it up and down" and so on, took all of ten mins. On our way to the pool area, via the dressing room, there are about twelve hairy men in various states of undress and a guy I kind of know says ( for all to hear) "Jaysus, you did'nt last long" my equally loud retort was "Fcuksake, does your wife tell you everything"

    He has not spoken to me since:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Do you know what annoys me? Him with his negetive head. "Why are you buying another pair of black shoes? You have black shoes. A black shoe is a black shoe". But then when I do buy a pair of new shoes, and he doesn't see them, and I put them on hell be like "are they new?" Thought Ya couldn't tell a black shoe apart!!! :mad:

    Women do something like that with things like tools. "What are they? Why are there three of them, aren't they all the same?? Sure you only need one wrench, they take up a lot of space!!"

    "Woman, one is a ratchet-handle, one is a ratchet-spanner and the third is a torque-wrench. They are all important members of the Hierarchy of Tools. Remember when you attacked the top of that nice metal lantern thing you like so much, with a Vise-Grip? And made a complete billocks of it, and it had to be replaced?"

    "Yes??"

    "You have no idea how much that kind of thing annoys me!"

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    What do you need tools for? In all honesty! I am 26 and I don't think I ever had a need to even use a screwdriver


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    What do you need tools for? In all honesty! I am 26 and I don't think I ever had a need to even use a screwdriver

    I service my own cars and build-and-repair all sorts of crap.


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