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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27
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Speaking of wholesome and smug, those fricking Duggar family from that stupid reality tv show called 19 Kids and counting. They are obnoxiously wholesome and extreme goody two shoes!
They make me want to throw the TV out the window/ claw my eyes out. The young one is addicted to them. The mothers ever so sickly sweet voice, the Dad's big thick head. There is more to them than meets the eye, mark my words
. I long to hear that he has been found with prostitutes, or she has flipped out completely and tied all the kids up somewhere. What annoys me the most is the holidays you see them on. Bet ya they didn't put a hand in their own pockets for that ! 0 -
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OS automatic updates on my machine in work kicked off last night.
This morning my machine is uber slow. I'm a software engineer, I probably have the ability to solve this issue.....but I'm just going to have a little rage about it and hope that it solves itself.
A few months back I got one of them there telephones with more horsepower than a 2002 mid-range server. The nicest thing about it is probably not having to bother my hole with a laptop to do the little things I need to do day-to-day. As an AIX admin, among other things, I can tell from here that you need to fcuk it through the nearest window. That'll sort it one way or t'other, and it is immensely therapeutic.
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eisenberg1 wrote: »Well I would say her vagina must be like a clown's pocket at this stage. Lexie, you would need to wear a hard hat if you were waxing that.
Wizards Sleeve. It's a wizards sleeve.
The window is very far away though, it's my dream to do that. I even have a spare PC under my desk and a backup laptop just in case it does happen.A few months back I got one of them there telephones with more horsepower than a 2002 mid-range server. The nicest thing about it is probably not having to bother my hole with a laptop to do the little things I need to do day-to-day. As an AIX admin, among other things, I can tell from here that you need to fcuk it through the nearest window. That'll sort it one way or t'other, and it is immensely therapeutic.0 -
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eisenberg1 wrote: »Depends on your experience I suppose, either way, it must be like having it off with a stetson:D
Mrs. E finally gone "cowgirl", eh?? Careful with that there six-shooter, pardner!:D:D 0 -
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LexieOnRale wrote: »19 kids? Seriously?? Would someone tell that woman that it's a vagina she has, not a clown car.
19 kids....and counting. The dozy mare still hopes to have more. Apparently God decides the size of their family 0 -
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LexieOnRale wrote: »This thread is a great contraceptive. Green poo, eye snots and a hoohah like a busted sofa.
But but but.....the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek
Where's the baby love??? 
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OldNotWIse wrote: »But but but.....the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek Where's the baby love???
Snuggling into as they vomit down your back, and poo up their own.0 -
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OldNotWIse wrote: »But but but.....the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek Where's the baby love???
Thats the spirit. Dont be listening to auld grumpy chops and her anti child ravings!0 -
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OldNotWIse wrote: »But but but.....the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek Where's the baby love???
Oh, there's lots of baby love... as long as their not yours and you get to hand them back before all the weird sh*t starts happening... sleepless nights... green plop etc...0 -
LexieOnRale wrote: »Snuggling into as they vomit down your back, and poo up their own.
Ah, not all the time though 0 -
OldNotWIse wrote: »Ah, not all the time though
No, surely. Sometimes they'll manage to vomit up their own backs, and pipeshoot like a duck with the scour down yours. 0 -
whiskeyman wrote: »Oh, there's lots of baby love... as long as their not yours and you get to hand them back before all the weird sh*t starts happening... sleepless nights... green plop etc... 0
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OldNotWIse wrote: »Ah, not all the time though
I was never a great one for changing nappies, a typical conversations was like,
Mrs E "Can you not smell that"
Me "No, I checked a minute and ago and he/she was fine"
Mrs E " fcuken liar"
But I would bath the kids for Ireland, loved doing it, all that baby bubbles etc............
I might a chat this evening, maybe we will go again:D
Oh yeah, I forgot, I am firing blanks now.0 -
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OldNotWIse wrote: »But but but.....the baby smell! The tiny little baby with the hat and the scratch mittens and big nappy and soft hair and the way they snuggle into you and make little baby noises, and the way they smile involuntarily when you rub their cheek Where's the baby love???
The nights where you put the baby down, it drifts off to sleep from your beautiful lullaby. You sneak across the floor avoiding every single creak and sqeak like a ninja. You lie down in your bed without a peep out of your bed, your blankets unfurl onto you with a bearly audible wooosh. Close your eyes, sleep is coming.
Thunderous arse explosion from the baby's cot. You immediately know this is one of them poops that you will need to shower after changing.0 -
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