Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I went especially to get cupcakes and procecco for the girls for valentines, and the one girl, miss misery, starts up again about how many sins are in the cupcake. I joking-but-not-really said "I'll have yours then" and then she ate it

Why **** on top of happy things? You don't want it, that's ok, don't make everyone else think about how bad it is. Don't act like having a cupcake is living life on the edge.

bonzodog2

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I went especially to get cupcakes and procecco for the girls for valentines, and the one girl, miss misery, starts up again about how many sins are in the cupcake. I joking-but-not-really said "I'll have yours then" and then she ate it

Why **** on top of happy things? You don't want it, that's ok, don't make everyone else think about how bad it is. Don't act like having a cupcake is living life on the edge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJ_PwpoIvs

How's the pig Lexie?

Menas

TA that I decided to take the 4 year old to the park this morning, but did not make much of an effort with my appearance, no shower, shoddy clothes etc.
Met a boss I had 20 years ago, a neighbor, a fella I work with and one of the Yummy Mummys. They must all think I am a right scummer.

Badly Drunk Boy

I work in a very quiet, isolated office-type area, just me and a female colleague. There's a lad who works with in the company who comes in daily. He's usually on the phone and talks so loudly that myself and my colleague can't hear each other, even though we're sitting right beside each other. It's head-wrecking!! We've given hints like saying "HELLO!!!" when he comes in but even if we told him straight out, I know it wouldn't do any good.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Going into a restaurant on my own for lunch during my break. No big deal, I do it a lot. I go to pubs alone too. I'm an adult, don't need someone to hold my hand.
So. I go in. Table for 1 please. Next thing one of the guys working there comes over and hands me a magazine and whispers that just so I won't get bored. Then I notice two people sitting over me were staring right at me, like the guy had literally turned on his seat to stare.

I'm raging I didn't have my big rock of an engagement ring to flash at them. Him the cheap bastard bringing her out for a 14.95 lunch, sitting there judging me.

Also - strangers touching me. I hate it

Boom_Bap

Impromptu session with the lads last night so feeling a bit rusty this morning.
Mrs. Bap got up with the kids and kept them over in the west wing of casa del Bap to keep the noise level down so I can get some rest. As soon as I get up Mrs. Bap turns on the hoovers to finish cleaning up then takes the kids out to their activities, then on to the grannies afterwards.
So a day of peace for me. Lay down on the couch, cup of coffee, bowl of coco pops (large) and throw on Better Call Saul......that's when it all turns bad.
Every fooking child in the neighbourhood is knocking in looking for my kids to go out. I'm up and down off the couch like a yoyo telling kids to do one.
Little bast*rds ruining my day. Ended up leaving the house to go for a run to get away from the little gits.


More Ta, in the boozer last night, we were sitting in the smoking area having a laugh. Cue the drunkest man in the pub to hover around us and try get into conversation. He kept asking us 'Who are you then?'. He kept coming over every so often with the same thing, eventually managing to get a stool at our table. I can't tolerate asshats like that.
In a strange twist, it turns out he was a friend of one of the lads' father so that changed the tune and we started trying to figure out who has seen his son naked the most times.


THen! The drunkest girl in the pub was also hovering around us all night, tugging on our sleeves to get our attention and try to talk to us. Get the fooking boat love.

Rubberlegs

The toppings on Goodfellas pizzas have gotten very mean:(

Boom_Bap

73Cat wrote: »

The toppings on Goodfellas pizzas have gotten very mean:(

Chicago Town will change your life in terms of frozen pizza.

Hugo Stiglitz

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Chicago Town will change your life in terms of frozen pizza.

Or those "fresh" Milanos pizzas that Tesco sell. Not too bad for €2.70

Rubberlegs

Thanks will give those a try, it's not funny how sparse the toppings are these days.

Another pizza TA, I seem to remember years ago, around 1995, Goodfellas did a pizza that had peach as topping, and it was amazing. Yet no one else seems to remember it, and can't find any evidence of it online. Now I'm starting to think I may have dreamt it up.

Frigga_92

Boom_Bap wrote: »

More Ta, in the boozer last night, we were sitting in the smoking area having a laugh. Cue the drunkest man in the pub to hover around us and try get into conversation. He kept asking us 'Who are you then?'. He kept coming over every so often with the same thing, eventually managing to get a stool at our table. I can't tolerate asshats like that.
In a strange twist, it turns out he was a friend of one of the lads' father so that changed the tune and we started trying to figure out who has seen his son naked the most times.

THen! The drunkest girl in the pub was also hovering around us all night, tugging on our sleeves to get our attention and try to talk to us. Get the fooking boat love.

I hate hate HATE those people. They usually start off mildly irritating, maybe even a little bit amusing but then they just keep pushing and pushing and pushing and you end up hating them with every fibre of your being.

tomwaterford

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Impromptu session with the lads last night so feeling a bit rusty this morning.
Mrs. Bap got up with the kids and kept them over in the west wing of casa del Bap to keep the noise level down so I can get some rest. As soon as I get up Mrs. Bap turns on the hoovers to finish cleaning up then takes the kids out to their activities, then on to the grannies afterwards.
So a day of peace for me. Lay down on the couch, cup of coffee, bowl of coco pops (large) and throw on Better Call Saul......that's when it all turns bad.
Every fooking child in the neighbourhood is knocking in looking for my kids to go out. I'm up and down off the couch like a yoyo telling kids to do one.
Little bast*rds ruining my day. Ended up leaving the house to go for a run to get away from the little gits.


More Ta, in the boozer last night, we were sitting in the smoking area having a laugh. Cue the drunkest man in the pub to hover around us and try get into conversation. He kept asking us 'Who are you then?'. He kept coming over every so often with the same thing, eventually managing to get a stool at our table. I can't tolerate asshats like that.
In a strange twist, it turns out he was a friend of one of the lads' father so that changed the tune and we started trying to figure out who has seen his son naked the most times.


THen! The drunkest girl in the pub was also hovering around us all night, tugging on our sleeves to get our attention and try to talk to us. Get the fooking boat love.

why tell him/her to fcuk off if their annoying you??? espially after the third time

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Having boobs so sensitive even wearing a hoodie is hurting them

Flutterby80

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Having boobs so sensitive even wearing a hoodie is hurting them

Whatever you do do not run on the stairs, oh the pain!

Arbiter of Good Taste

Posters who title their threads - whatever the forum, it doesn't matter - with such specific titles such as "advice needed" "help" "what should I do?".

Why do I have to click into your stupid thread to did out what it's about?

Menas

Arbiter of Good Taste wrote: »

Posters who title their threads - whatever the forum, it doesn't matter - with such specific titles such as "advice needed" "help" "what should I do?".

Why do I have to click into your stupid thread to did out what it's about?

And most of those posters seem unable to think for themselves. The advice needed is usually trivial.....and tribally annoying.

efb

People saying Pat Carey's coming out doesn't matter. It matters a lot!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Having boobs so sensitive even wearing a hoodie is hurting them

You're supposed to wear the hoodie on your head, I think...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

You're supposed to wear the hoodie on your head, I think...

I'm delicate!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'm delicate!

Hint: if your superstructure lifts with your head, the hoodie-top is too small!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

Hint: if your superstructure lifts with your head, the hoodie-top is too small!

:eek: I'm not fat!! I'm fluffy!! It's the OHs hoodie so it def fits but it was just uncomfortable around my boobs. If he comes home drunk and starts mauling me I'll chop his hands off :mad:

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

:eek: I'm not fat!! I'm fluffy!! It's the OHs hoodie so it def fits but it was just uncomfortable around my boobs. If he comes home drunk and starts mauling me I'll chop his hands off :mad:

Hmm. Boob issues, hypersensitivity - if I were him I'd make straight for the couch!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

See the difference between you and the luckiest Man in Ireland is you're wise and he's a glutton for punishment!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

See the difference between you and the luckiest Man in Ireland is you're wise and he's a glutton for punishment!

I just have a few more laps done. The oul' tyres are fair ragged, though!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Did mrs goose buy you lots of spanners for Valentine's Day???

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Did mrs goose buy you lots of spanners for Valentine's Day???

Hell no, I'd never let a chick choose a spanner.

Schwiiing

efb wrote: »

People saying Pat Carey's coming out doesn't matter. It matters a lot!

No it doesn't.

KatW4

This phone app keeps unfoĺlowing this thread

MsBubbles

Ta at lack of sleep stupid tablets

Menas

TA that I am full of the joys of spring and have nothing to contribute here this morning!

Rosie Rant

I have Carl Poppa in my head (Walking Dead lip-reading song on youtube).
It won't leave.

La jiggy jar jar doo!

SusieBlue

So my uncle recently developed an interest in fixing electronics as a hobby. Over the last few months, various electronics in my immediate family have broken, for example, the screen on my brothers phone cracked, and my mum dropped her tablet. He was able to fix both very easily, so no problems there.

I was at work yesterday and my uncle called. My mother got a bit too enthusiastic about my uncles fixing abilities, and went upstairs and retrieved two semi broken laptops from under my bed in my room to give to him to fix.

There was nothing wrong with one, apart from a crack in the screen. The other had a drink spilled on it, and the keypad stopped working. Both were minor issues but I had been due upgrades anyway so I just bought a new one and stopped using them.

All great, except I shared both of these laptops with my ex boyfriend and I know for a fact that he used to watch a lot of porn on them.

We also made an ehhh...intimate video... on one of them that was obviously deleted shortly after but after some googling I've learned that anyone with a bit of know how can easily retrieve deleted stuff off the hard drive.

So my uncle merrily went home yesterday, excited to fix my laptops that are both complete with a history full of porn videos and potentially a sex tape.

F*CK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People who think Will Ferrell lip-syncing Beyoncé is hilarious.

I used to really like him but feel his funny days passed quite a long time ago

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I know the feeling. Everything hunky dory for the past few days. Not being able to moan about anything. It really goes against the grain.
Only TA is fighting the urge to post on the Happy thread..oh the shame if it comes to that!

Rosie Rant

My stupid fcucking phone!! Almost every time I'm looking at boards it just decides to quit out of the internet by itself. Why?!

The Diabolical Monocle

Rosie Rant wrote: »

My stupid fcucking phone!! Almost every time I'm looking at boards it just decides to quit out of the internet by itself. Why?!

me 2.

fussyonion

People posting photos of their Valentine's gifts on Facebook.

I've seen several photos of flowers, Milk Tray (hardly original) and bottles of champagne with the captions and hashtags: "#Valentines #Spoiled #Bliss #Love #Sowhat #Classy".

Get the fcuk.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Flat out cleaning all day. Hoovered, swept, hoovered again, washed walls, skirting boards and floor. Just finished polishing. Sat down. Dog vomitted on the floor. I could cry.

Menas

fussyonion wrote: »

People posting photos of their Valentine's gifts on Facebook.

I've seen several photos of flowers, Milk Tray (hardly original) and bottles of champagne with the captions and hashtags: "#Valentines #Spoiled #Bliss #Love #Sowhat #Classy".

Get the fcuk.

I am with you on that one. My own Mrs, not an avid FB user, posted a pic of the treat I gave her on friday night. The usual suspects dive in to 'like'....eyes roll.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I am with you on that one. My own Mrs, not an avid FB user, posted a pic of the treat I gave her on friday night. The usual suspects dive in to 'like'....eyes roll.

Rosie Rant

Got a friend request from my niece on Facebook. She's growing up. Waaaaah!

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Get your mind out of the gutter young lady.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Now you're worth keeping around

deise08

Selling my car tomorrow,

Goin through all my documents.
I have my nct from my previous car, driving test from over ten years ago.....

do you think I can find my fecking logbook??????
tearing the house asunder now

I usually have all those things together

Colser

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

I know the feeling. Everything hunky dory for the past few days. Not being able to moan about anything. It really goes against the grain.
Only TA is fighting the urge to post on the Happy thread..oh the shame if it comes to that!

New car syndrome Scrameen???:pac:

Pumpkinseeds

My neighbour. The cnut and his friend have been doing our heads in since the early hours, sounds like a fricking Beavis and Butthead convention in there and is gearing up again. Fcukwits.:mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

People coming down off drugs making life miserable for everyone else.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Colser wrote: »

New car syndrome Scrameen???:pac:

That has a big part to play in it for sure.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

A couple in their mid-late 60s sitting next to us at 50 shades, oh God. Be very uncomfortable

Gwynplaine

The Voice of Ireland, followed by Fair City, followed by The Voice UK. And the mother in law here too.
I'm fit to scream.