Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Colser

MsBubbles wrote: »

ONW Ladies bits plus boys bits that's what I thought it was too

Me too...well thats very TAing:mad::pac:

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Only this morning did it dawn on me what two words this is a hybrid of! :P

So much better that bollunt:D

Colser

eisenberg1 wrote: »

So much better that bollunt:D

I like fannox:D

eisenberg1

Colser wrote: »

I like fannox:D

Or Hoo-ocks

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Or Hoo-ocks

I personally am rather a fan of "Twunt".

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

I personally am rather a fan of "Twunt".

But that sounds like a plural, i.e "A brace of twunt"

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 a brace of twunts a hat trick of hoo ocks

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

So much better that bollunt:D

Willox?

OldNotWIse

Oh wait that's boy bit plus boy bit isn't it.

A homo slip....oops

OldNotWIse

Have you been to the isle of vaginox? It's located near the isle of cunrick

Menas

Isnt Twunt a girl bit plus a girl bit?

OldNotWIse

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Isnt Twunt a girl bit plus a girl bit?

What's the TW for?

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

What's the TW for?

Add an 'at' to it and see what you get.

selous

oh dear what have I happened upon here??? biology class with a difference?

Menas

selous wrote: »

oh dear what have I happened upon here??? biology class with a difference?

You are witnessing the corruption of my innocence.

OldNotWIse

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Add an 'at' to it and see what you get.

twat? :eek: Is that not a stupid person? I call stupid people twats all the time. Oh God

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Have you been to the isle of vaginox? It's located near the isle of cunrick

Near Pen Island?;)

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Near Pen Island?;)

Ever fall for that trick when you were a kid - "do you want to be in my Pen 15 club?" and then they'd write "pen15" on your hand, but it would look like "penis"? Oh the nightmares still...

OldNotWIse

I've been unfaithful to the TTTAY thread In a moment of weakness I slipped into the sunshine and lollipos one My eyes! Someone actually said happiness is their baby doing a poop and sleeping!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Stop it! youd weep for the Human race sometimes

Rubberlegs

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I've been unfaithful to the TTTAY thread In a moment of weakness I slipped into the sunshine and lollipos one My eyes! Someone actually said happiness is their baby doing a poop and sleeping!

What do people hope to gain by being sappy and happy ?? A moan or several a day is good for the soul, lowers blood pressure, and lends to a general feeling of well being:)

Duke O Smiley

Work atm. It's just ruining me. I work in a nightclub so obviously work nights usually from c.10 pm to 5 am, get home, sleep well into the day and it gives me no time to do anything. My girlfriend lives in Wexford and I live in Dublin and we barely get to see each other as a result, whenever she's in Dublin I'm either sleeping after work or only getting up and that gives us a few hours max to spend time with each other and I just don't have the time to go to Wexford to see her. I do at every chance I can but it isn't as often as I'd like. Its such a ****ing nightmare but the last thing I need is to be jobless.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Savages eating fried food on public transport. Two aul ones with a bucket of chicken between them.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I've been unfaithful to the TTTAY thread In a moment of weakness I slipped into the sunshine and lollipos one My eyes! Someone actually said happiness is their baby doing a poop and sleeping!

I'm not a bit sorry for you. I warned you all about it weeks ago. Would you listen? No! Had to have a peek. Well the devil rub it in to you. I hope you never come across that "do not push" button or it will be curtains for us all.

bonzodog2

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

I'm not a bit sorry for you. I warned you all about it weeks ago. Would you listen? No! Had to have a peek. Well the devil rub it in to you. I hope you never come across that "do not push" button or it will be curtains for us all.

Can't we have blinds instead?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Can't we have blinds instead?

You see? Here we go again! Just leave things as they are. Stop trying to change things. Curtains were fine for your parents and grandparents now you want blinds. It's far from blinds we were reared.

selous

Pull yourself together for Petesake......

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

twat? :eek: Is that not a stupid person? I call stupid people twats all the time. Oh God

Hee-hee!! .

bonzodog2

selous wrote: »

Pull yourself together for PeteAnnettesake......

FYP, as they say

eisenberg1

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Can't we have blinds instead?

selous wrote: »

Pull yourself together for Petesake......

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

I keep getting spread apart and tied??

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

I keep getting spread apart and tied??

:eek: :eek:

Is Mrs Goose reading too much 50 shades? Jaysus

Colser

LexieOnRale wrote: »

:eek: :eek:

Is Mrs Goose reading too much 50 shades? Jaysus

jimgoosed?

ratmouse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ugh on the train going to dublin for a massage and some shopping. Sitting across from nausea city. The mother keeps trying to eat the child with kisses, like literally, kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss. All over his face. Constantly. Then she's all like "oh Dylan, what do you want to do when we get to dublin? Would you like to take a nap or maybe go get some food?" Lady - why are you asking a child what he wants to do? He's about three years old.

This crap literally wrecks my head!

ratmouse

MsBubbles wrote: »

ARRRRRGGGHHH ! Vent alert. I emailed Sil the set menu it's €30 a head for 3 courses the reply Oh that's very expensive'
Can't we go to Sunday Lunch instead cos it's cheaper ? and the boys will be bored. The 'boys' are 17 and 13. Both have smart phones I'm sure they could snapchat to their heart's contest for an hour

Tell her that that suggestion doesn't suit. Simple as that. Hate it when a minority try to ruin things for others.

MsBubbles

Ratmouse this is exactly why I never ask them to do anything. My way or the highest attitude really pees me off. It's her mother yet she can't be bothered to organise anything but does nothing but complain when I make the arrangements

Pumpkinseeds

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I am just so angry with the world.

The meeting I was supposed to have today has been cancelled until tomorrow so after spending half of last night awake freaking out about a car journey today, I now get to spend tonight also freaking out about a car journey, which means I'll be even more wound up for the meeting.
I'm not saying I'm mentally ill (although I probably am) but there's obviously something going on in my head and people seem to think that I should just "get over this" and "it's only been cancelled for a day, what's the big deal".
I can barely breath because I'm constantly shaking with nerves. I haven't slept properly in nearly 2 weeks.
I wish I could rewind the clock to 5th February and drive home a different way or leave at a different time or something.

I know it doesn't help much, but fingers crossed that it all works out for you, quickly. Lack of sleep makes things feel even worse. Sounds like you're running on nervous exhaustion at this point. If you have any psychological issues addressing them can only be a positive thing. Regrets are pointless and just drag you down. Confront whatever it is head on and move on from there. Take any help you can get.:)

Waerobic Woxajack

Ryan Tubridy, him and his insincere TV show.

Pumpkinseeds

jimgoose wrote: »

What indeed. Mrs. Goose is looking for a pair of engineer's boots for hill-walking, something like mine. But it's proving impossible to find anything in her size at any of the Builder's Providers. Then she sees that Debenhams carry "Caterpillar" brand ladies boots. Gravy, you'd think. Until you see the Jaysisin' hoor's melts a' yokes they have. :pac:

There's an outdoor clothing place in Foxes Bow. Might be worth a look.

Pumpkinseeds

jimgoose wrote: »

I keep getting spread apart and tied??

Ooh Matron!!!!:P

Quazzie

jimgoose wrote: »

What indeed. Mrs. Goose is looking for a pair of engineer's boots for hill-walking, something like mine. But it's proving impossible to find anything in her size at any of the Builder's Providers. Then she sees that Debenhams carry "Caterpillar" brand ladies boots. Gravy, you'd think. Until you see the Jaysisin' hoor's melts a' yokes they have. :pac:

http://www.mountainwarehouse.com/

Have a small sale on at the moment on some of their stock.

McChubbin

jimgoose wrote: »

What indeed. Mrs. Goose is looking for a pair of engineer's boots for hill-walking, something like mine. But it's proving impossible to find anything in her size at any of the Builder's Providers. Then she sees that Debenhams carry "Caterpillar" brand ladies boots. Gravy, you'd think. Until you see the Jaysisin' hoor's melts a' yokes they have. :pac:

I was in Dunnes in the Pavillions yesterday and they have hiking/work boots for €35 in the men's shoe section. They're pretty basic and non-descript but the soles are tough and durable and will withstand a lot of wear. That might be an option.

My TA: I cleaned my room today and found an abundance of old clothing which I promptly sorted into two bags- Trash and Laundry.
I was pretty ruthless as my room is somewhat small and I don't have a lot of storage space. Yet still I have too many damn clothes and now I'm at the stage where I don't know what to throw out to make room.
I also found my Spongebob t-shirt and I'll be damned if anyone says I'm too old to wear it. Spongebob is love. Spongebob is life!:pac:

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

I keep getting spread apart and tied??

I was talking about ordinary curtains, not the beef variety:D

Pumpkinseeds

Young wans trying to be posh. There's nothing wrong with coming from a working class background, as I do myself. Two young wans in a cafe at the table next to me today, pretentious as hell. Note to young wans, ya can't pull off posh while your wearing clothes from Penneys, it just highlights the fact that the designer handbag you've got in February was a Christmas present.

Also, yes I was eating a portion of chips, what's it to you? I'm a grown up woman, I can even go to the ladies in a pub without bringing another women with me as backup. The pair of them were hillarious, nursing bowls of soup, staring longinly at my chips while engaging in what looked like a who can eat the least amount of food contest. The 2 of them left and they'd only eaten about a third of the soup. Probably went their seperate ways for a sneaky bag of chips.:D

greenfrogs

I saw earlier this evening that Graham Norton show was on around 11. That's nothing unusual as they usually repeat Friday's show during the week. I think great as I missed last Friday's episode. I was looking forward to perving on Jamie Dornan. Then it comes on and they are spending a long time discussing Eastenders. Turns out it's an Eastenders special. For feck sake. Who'd want to watch that.

KatW4

I have lots of TA's this week because of the gaeltacht.

I'm not at home in my own bed.
I hate being in a random persons house, it's so uncomfortable and awkward.
My phone signal keeps cutting in and out.
The Internet is so slow!
I find it really difficult to talk to people I don't know. I try so hard but I always worry that they think I am weird.
I have to learn Irish I'm really bad at it.

On the plus side I get to leave early and go home on Wednesday!!!

McChubbin

TA: Just been playing Dragon Age Inquisition and it was so hard tearing myself away from the action of my first playthrough.
I know I have to go to bed and be up early for the gym tomorrow but the urge to pull an all-nighter slawing darkspawn is so very tempting.
There used to be a time when, during the glorious 3 month long breaks from school we used to get, I'd get started on a videogame in the afternoon and play through the night without worrying about anything other than hand cramps and dehydration. No responsibilities, no priorities- just hours and hours of gaming and the odd glance out the window to see the sun come up.
Not exactly healthy but I miss it so.
Stupid adulthood and expectations to go to bed at a respectable hour..:rolleyes:

Another TA: I hate the fact that due to my balance issues I put more weight down on my left foot while walking, causing my left shoe to wear out faster than the right. No matter what kind of footwear I'm wearing- be it cheap Penneys sneakers or expensive work/hiking boots with reinforced soles- I go through shoes like crazy.
Don't suppose anyone can offer help/advice on how to correct any balance/weightbearing issues?

The Diabolical Monocle

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Young wans trying to be posh. There's nothing wrong with coming from a working class background, as I do myself. Two young wans in a cafe at the table next to me today, pretentious as hell. Note to young wans, ya can't pull off posh while your wearing clothes from Penneys, it just highlights the fact that the designer handbag you've got in February was a Christmas present.

Also, yes I was eating a portion of chips, what's it to you? I'm a grown up woman, I can even go to the ladies in a pub without bringing another women with me as backup. The pair of them were hillarious, nursing bowls of soup, staring longinly at my chips while engaging in what looked like a who can eat the least amount of food contest. The 2 of them left and they'd only eaten about a third of the soup. Probably went their seperate ways for a sneaky bag of chips.:D

ok thats it I give up.

People who talk louder than they need to when in cafes/restaurants etc.

I don't need to hear your conversation thanks. I also don't give a shyte about how wonderfully your kid remembered the name of the spoon used to make eggs.

Inside voices. INSIDE VOICES.

macker33

the gay feckin agenda, trivial and annoying.
Fvckin hell, if i start i'll end up sounding like denis leary