Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Boom_Bap

I bought some'American Style Pre-Cooked Pancakes' in the shop yesterday to sprise the kids at brekkie. They only tasted good if they were drowned in Maple Syrup.
I'll get to cooking some decent ones later.

2 sticky kids went out the door this morning.
I can still tast maple syrup in my beard.

AndyBoBandy

Women not filling up the dishwasher correctly!

They do clean better if the dishes are placed according to the manufacturers guidelines, and not just thrown in any old way!

MsBubbles

Half an hour and 2 vodkas later that's me Ah yes crouching tiger hidden naggin

eisenberg1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

No, you are confused with Good Friday falling on Easter Monday:D

This, my TA's friends, is true ( or so I was told) . It is an old "Pub question"

Good Friday was a horse, who fell in a race, on Easter Monday.;)

MsBubbles

jimgoose wrote: »

No wonder it does, with all this Crouching Vodka Hidden Duckface knocking about. I'd probably fall over meself. :pac:

Jim lol. Duckface selfies taking in a mirror always make me roll my eyes

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

...I can still tast maple syrup in my beard.

Ah, the old Strategic Reserve! :pac:

MsBubbles

Boom_Bap cos of the beard you've leapt up the hotness scale

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

Ah, the old Strategic Reserve! :pac:

I thought it was another euphenism..

The old "I showered, but I think I still have some maple syrup in my beard":D

That will put yis off yer pancakes.

MsBubbles

MR E get thy mind out of the gutter !

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I thought it was another euphenism..

The old "I showered, but I think I still have some maple syrup in my beard":D

That will put yis off yer pancakes.

That would be both highly esoteric and gag-inducingly biological.

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I thought it was another euphenism..

The old "I showered, but I think I still have some maple syrup in my beard":D

That will put yis off yer pancakes.

Waiting the for do ya wanna go off me sausage ?

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim lol. Duckface selfies taking in a mirror always make me roll my eyes

That gives me an idea. Me and my Middle-Aged Idjit Mates down t'Woolpack are going to do Duckface Selfies, and see how long it takes to get thrown out! :pac:

MsBubbles

Jim you have to post them on FB straight away lol
Dunno if I'd able for the manliness of you and your mates though

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim you have to post them on FB straight away lol
Dunno if I'd able for the manliness of you and your mates though

You have NO idea! :pac:

Boom_Bap

jimgoose wrote: »

Ah, the old Strategic Reserve! :pac:

The real conundrum is what do I mix it with later?....or shall I just allow the first canine I meet to lick it off my face

MsBubbles wrote: »

Boom_Bap cos of the beard you've leapt up the hotness scale

If you're not measuring in Kelvin, you're doing it wrong

MsBubbles

tuesdays ta me cos there a nothing day. Tomorrow's the middle of the week and it's all uphill from there.

Boom_Bap no Farenheit all the way !

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I can never keep my mouth closed for long enough to do duckface. Bet that's a surprise

MsBubbles

Lexie must not make smart arse comment

Menas

I am just a nice quiet sleepy drunk. No duck faces here.
I wish I was in a pub now and quietly sleepy drunk.

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

tuesdays ta me cos there a nothing day. Tomorrow's the middle of the week and it's all uphill from there...

Tuesdays are ballacks. That's why me and the Middle-Aged Idjit Mates play tennis on Tuesday afternoons - if it doesn't happen at about 16:45 it can't, for reasons I won't bore you with - but this is largely an excuse to spend a half-hour whopping each other's balls up and down and then sod off to the pub, to spend two hours drinking porter, doing the Cool Wall, and now, thanks to this thread, Duckface Selfies!! :pac:

dub_skav

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The real conundrum is what do I mix it with later?....or shall I just allow the first canine I meet to lick it off my face

Excess maple syrup in beard?

Cook bacon, butter bread, make sandwich, wipe maple syrup off beard with sandwich, devour

MsBubbles

Jim Keep talking like that and my husband's on a promise tonight

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim Keep talking like that and my husband's on a promise tonight

G'wan the Ms. B! Give him fcukan Duckface!! :pac:

MsBubbles

Jim *snort*

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Ms B wasting valuable pancake eating time riding tutut

OldNotWIse

Is the thread going into riding mode now?


...runs off to buy bumper pack of pregnancy tests

Boom_Bap

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ms B wasting valuable pancake eating time riding tutut

Combine dining and riding. Win. Win.
If you're using any type of syrups, get the plastic sheets on the bed in advance.

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Combine dining and riding. Win. Win...

There's a TV show there somewhere, possibly involving Bruce Forsyth and Holly Willoughby. :pac:

MsBubbles

ONW no pregnancy tests needed. Lexie will be a quickie to allow for maxmimum pancake eating time.
Boom_Bap no way syrupy sheets are not good.

Jim quick patent that show idea yer onto a winner

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I don't know why but anytime the luckiest Man in ireland is trying it on with me, I lose my **** with him like an absolute nutjob.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I don't know why but anytime the luckiest Man in ireland is trying it on with me, I lose my **** with him like an absolute nutjob.

Trying what on, ducking out with the lads for a "game of tennis"?? :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

Trying what on, ducking out with the lads for a "game of tennis"?? :pac:

Pawing me. I tell him to go **** all the ugly bitches he's friends with on facebook. Just watch though, as soon as he stops trying I'll be upset with him for thinking I'm ugly. I am legit a lunatic

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Pawing me. I tell him to go **** all the ugly bitches he's friends with on facebook. Just watch though, as soon as he stops trying I'll be upset with him for thinking I'm ugly. I am legit a lunatic

I recommend Slazenger rackets and balls.

MsBubbles

Lexie I feel sorry for LMII. the poor fella can't do anything right. Men are wonderful but very different to women.
give the poor guy a break he's doing his best

OldNotWIse

People constantly talking about others behind their back. It's like being back in school sometimes. One person knows something - everybody knows something. Maybe if they had more work to do they'd be less interested in what everyone else is doing...

Menas

More that TA at this. Using live piglets, possums and rabbits as bait for training greyhounds. Do people really think that its ok to use animals like this?

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Combine dining and riding. Win. Win.
If you're using any type of syrups, get the plastic sheets on the bed in advance.

jimgoose wrote: »

There's a TV show there somewhere, possibly involving Bruce Forsyth and Holly Willoughby. :pac:

"Come Ride the Stars with me on Ice in The Jungle"

Get me outa here:D

MsBubbles

Mr. E lol

bonzodog2

jimgoose wrote: »

There's a TV show there somewhere, possibly involving Bruce Forsyth and Holly Willoughby. :pac:

"Nice to **** you, to **** you, nice"? :eek:
"Strictly Come Shagging" ?
"The Fornication Game" ?

Pumpkinseeds

TA, the humongous ugly pimple that appeared at the side of my nose. Jeez, 42 years old and still get the odd pimple.

OldNotWIse

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

TA, the humongous ugly pimple that appeared at the side of my nose. Jeez, 42 years old and still get the odd pimple.

Will you squeeze it? TA when people don't squeeze the f.uckers and we all have to look at the big yellow shíte

Pumpkinseeds

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Will you squeeze it? TA when people don't squeeze the f.uckers and we all have to look at the big yellow shíte

Nope. It hurts and it'll pop soon. Yuk.

Menas

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Nope. It hurts and it'll pop soon. Yuk.

Keep a tissue on standby!

Dramatik

When you get your hair cut, those spikey bits of hair that get stuck down the back of your top.

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Will you squeeze it? TA when people don't squeeze the f.uckers and we all have to look at the big yellow shíte

In a place I worked in a few years back, the receptionist arrived one morning with a real prizer on her forehead, one of the drivers remarked "Jesus, you would'nt know whether to hug her or squeeze her":D

eisenberg1

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Nope. It hurts and it'll pop soon. Yuk.

Does it look like something you could dip a slice of bread in?:D

One eyed Jack

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Does it look like something you could dip a slice of bread in?:D

eisenberg I have to ask now that you remind me, what was the deal years ago with the soaking the heel of a loaf in boiling water and putting it on a boil?

I had one on my leg once as a child (this thing was the mount Etna of boils) and my mother did that, bloody hell did it hurt, eventually had to go to hospital to have it lanced! :pac:


(after a week wearing a dress, because I couldn't get my leg into trousers with a big crust of bread strapped to my thigh! I'm not sure which was more annoying - the boil, or the bread! I rocked the frock though )

OldNotWIse

One eyed Jack wrote: »

eisenberg I have to ask now that you remind me, what was the deal years ago with the soaking the heel of a loaf in boiling water and putting it on a boil?

I had one on my leg once as a child (this thing was the mount Etna of boils) and my mother did that, bloody hell did it hurt, eventually had to go to hospital to have it lanced! :pac:


(after a week wearing a dress, because I couldn't get my leg into trousers with a big crust of bread strapped to my thigh! I'm not sure which was more annoying - the boil, or the bread! I rocked the frock though )

Ah. So that's what happened to you :P

MsBubbles

Pumpkinseeds a bread poultis.

eisenberg1

One eyed Jack wrote: »

eisenberg I have to ask now that you remind me, what was the deal years ago with the soaking the heel of a loaf in boiling water and putting it on a boil?
h )

Not really sure about that, a "Bread poultice" maybe, the granny's recipe. I think it was supposed to "draw" stuff out.

"It looks like gangrene"
"Leave it to me, I will put some boiled bread on it":D