Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Aglomerado

jimgoose wrote: »

Damn straight. And don't talk to me about the obstruction those ridiculous, oversized 4x4 yokes present when one is directly in front of you on a narrow/suburban road, and when one of them is beside you at a junction turning right. And most of the stupid things have a bigger shíte-fit than the driver if they put a wheel into a puddle, off-road me hole! :pac:

xLisaBx

When the maths lecturer decides to move onto new material now, and there's an exam at 6 :mad:
2 hours to cram this new stuff!

Pumpkinseeds

LexieOnRale wrote: »

On the train there's people standing while an aul one pretends to be asleep while keeping her bag next to her. What the **** is wrong with people?? It's the same generation that gives out about our generation. Get up ta ****.

Should've poked her with a stick.

Pumpkinseeds

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Why the fook are hospitals boiling hot? I'm melting away here like a waxwork dummy! :mad:


(my wife had her gall bladder out yesterday, collecting her this morning - keyhole surgery, amazing what you can do with a small prick )

Hope she's feeling better and home soon. I was at an outpatient appointment the other day and I felt ill when I got out. The heat and humidity is unreal. By the time I got home I'd a sore throat and thumping headache, the places are a breeding ground for bacteria. It's a shame they don't have windows that open.

MsBubbles

Hope all went well yesterday Pumpkinseeds.

valoren

The stop light on the Traffic Lights which uses an arrow.

Instead of just a Red light as we're used to.

Keep it simple stupid. Gormless drivers (i.e. Me) might think the arrow means go.

Rosie Rant

I hate that pre-gym feeling of dread and generally not wanting to go but knowing I have to.

MsBubbles

TA that work is so quiet and I'm bored

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

TA that work is so quiet and I'm bored

Me too! But then if it does get busy I get stressed and irritable. It's like there is no happy medium

MsBubbles

ONW I know We're hard to please

OldNotWIse

Being interrupted in the middle of a yawn or stretch or just before a sneeze so that you lose it. F.uckers. Plus, you know how if you feel yourself losing a sneeze you can often get it back by staring, unblinking at a bright light? Well it really annoys me that the oH freaks out at me every time I do this, and I end up losing my sneeze. She knows we have a presence in our house and she's totally freaked out by it. Whenever she sees me staring up at the light she gets all panicked and says, "What, what do you see?! Do you see something?!" and I try to reassure her that I am trying to regain my sneeze but that gets f.ucking lost in translation doesn't it and she keeps on, "do you see her?! Is she on the ceiling?? Tell me!!" and then the f.ucking moment has passed and the sneeze disappears. The rage I feel for her at that moment in time is so inexplicable that I nearly want to tell her the aul wan is hanging from the skylinght baying for her blood...

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The gym texting me suggesting I might like to rejoin
Gway

One eyed Jack

MsBubbles wrote: »

ONW I know We're hard to please

*mutters "can say that again"*

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Oh my god devastated is not the word, I have my first grey hair. I feel SICK. Grey. An entire strand of it. What have I done with my life

On your head?

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eisenberg1 wrote: »

On your head?

Yeah I have aged about ten years over night

MsBubbles

Eisenberg It's not grey hairs on my head I'm worried about

Pumpkinseeds

MsBubbles wrote: »

Eisenberg It's not grey hairs on my head I'm worried about

There are some places you just can't put dye.:D

MsBubbles

I'll give it a damn good try !

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Just wax it off!

MsBubbles

Lexie that's the other option

Boom_Bap

[Frozen Singing Voice] Let it grow, let it grooooowwwwww

MsBubbles

Lexie Gorgeous. I have eyebrow envy

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Everyone says that lol everytime I change my profiler it's like "eyebrow game strong".

eisenberg1

Will you all shlow down for fucsh shake!!

Nearly 1pm and I am only clocking to TTTAY now!!

Sorry I am late, receptionist did not show up, so I had to see patients AND do reception as well. New nurse is a bitch, she wont even make me a coffee!!

MsBubbles

Poor Mr E. The main thing is you're here now

MsBubbles

Lexie exceptionally strong eyebrow game. Puts my caterpillar brows to shame

Boom_Bap

http://img3.owned.com/media/images/1/7/4/7/17478/the_girl_of_many_faces_big.jpg

MsBubbles

Image not opening BB

Rosie Rant

Annoyed and unnerved by all the home invasion and robbery stories that I'm hearing from all quarters. I see the scum bucket population is increasing dramatically. Nasty pieces of ****!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvB5ehBIQAAnQZ5.jpg


Can't see the haters when I've got my love glasses on :cool:

MsBubbles

aw cute fluffy bunneh. TA I can't have a menagarie of animals like bunnies, baby goats, micro pigs and baby chicks

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MsBubbles wrote: »

aw cute fluffy bunneh. TA I can't have a menagarie of animals like bunnies, baby goats, micro pigs and baby chicks

Me either, because people just **** on top of others hopes and dreams

MsBubbles

Lexie I just don't have the time or a big enough garden. Being sensible sucks

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Will you all shlow down for fucsh shake!!

Nearly 1pm and I am only clocking to TTTAY now!!

Sorry I am late, receptionist did not show up, so I had to see patients AND do reception as well. New nurse is a bitch, she wont even make me a coffee!!

Here you go:

One Eyed Jacks wife had her gallbladder removed and he was TA because the hospital was hot and he has a small príck

You can go grey "down there"

The menopause cometh and she has no mercy

A new board game has been invented that involves a massage board with holes cut in it for boobs and cucumbers

JimGoose and Rosie Rants husband are being followed around by young kids

Lexi got scalped

Pumpkinseeds had to rescue her pussy from an altercation

Crowded House is feeding the flying sharks again

Someone on the same train as Lexie put their bag on a seat

It's dirty forehead day for the hypocrites

THe jury is still out on ladybits - all gone or landing strip?

Boom Bap is waiting for good news

Zanablue

Haha thats saved me from reading the thread. thanks ONW:)

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Here you go:

One Eyed Jacks wife had her gallbladder removed and he was TA because the hospital was hot and he has a small príck

You can go grey "down there"

The menopause cometh and she has no mercy

A new board game has been invented that involves a massage board with holes cut in it for boobs and cucumbers

JimGoose and Rosie Rants husband are being followed around by young kids

Lexi got scalped

Pumpkinseeds had to rescue her pussy from an altercation

Crowded House is feeding the flying sharks again

Someone on the same train as Lexie put their bag on a seat

It's dirty forehead day for the hypocrites

THe jury is still out on ladybits - all gone or landing strip?

Boom Bap is waiting for good news

Beats the sh1t out of me treating Mrs Flynns goiter, or is that gooter, I cant read my own writing:D

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Are you a doctor E?

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Beats the sh1t out of me treating Mrs Flynns goiter, or is that gooter, I cant read my own writing:D

Has her gooter started to grey? :pac:

Rubberlegs

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Are you a doctor E?

I'm intrigued !!

MsBubbles

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Here you go:

One Eyed Jacks wife had her gallbladder removed and he was TA because the hospital was hot and he has a small príck

You can go grey "down there"

The menopause cometh and she has no mercy

A new board game has been invented that involves a massage board with holes cut in it for boobs and cucumbers

JimGoose and Rosie Rants husband are being followed around by young kids

Lexi got scalped

Pumpkinseeds had to rescue her pussy from an altercation

Crowded House is feeding the flying sharks again

Someone on the same train as Lexie put their bag on a seat

It's dirty forehead day for the hypocrites

THe jury is still out on ladybits - all gone or landing strip?

Boom Bap is waiting for good news

ONW you should do a daily summary of the thread. Well done beautifully written

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Are you a doctor E?

Yes, did you not know?

One eyed Jack

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Yes, did you not know?

Cue a stream of "Doctor, Doctor..." jokes


Raging I can't think of any off the top of my head right now, but 'Dr. Flood, Urologist' always gives me a chuckle :pac:

Samsgirl

TA that I didn't know E was a doctor. Could have saved myself €50 & asked for an online diagnosis.

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Has her gooter started to grey? :pac:

It could have been grey cobwebs, I am not sure. I gave her some eyedrops for it (fcuk it, she is on a medical card and I dont have all day)

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

ONW you should do a daily summary of the thread. Well done beautifully written

lol maybe I will, though it would have to be at 17: 30

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Yeah, Dr E. I have an extra awesome gland where my shame gland should be. As you can imagine, it causes many problems. Advice?

MsBubbles

ONW are still with the Brazilian Burd ?

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Beats the sh1t out of me treating Mrs Flynns goiter, or is that gooter, I cant read my own writing:D

<FNAAAARRGGHH!!> :pac::pac::pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

So, next week we are seeing someone very special for the first time. My OH is like a child. "Are we there yet?" "Are we there yet?". I'm the annoying one in our relationship. I don't like him doing it!

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yeah, Dr E. I have an extra awesome gland where my shame gland should be. As you can imagine, it causes many problems. Advice?

Sorry, it is against the boards charter to give out medical advice, and as a medical professional, I would be fcuked to do it for free.

Anyway, my areas is more breasticle enhancement and fanny re-alignment:D