Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I dunno but he's a traitor that's for sure! :pac: BB are you going to rat us up for talking about peepees and gooters?:mad:

We need to go to "Code mode"

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I dunno but he's a traitor that's for sure! :pac: BB are you going to rat us up for talking about peepees and gooters?:mad:

What, Finglas's answer to Barry White? The man who pervs on MILFs at the school run, second only to Eisy in the running-around-with-his-mickey-out department? Barring a serious case of Poacher-turned-Gamekeeper I doubt it very much! :pac:

Colser

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Boom bap is now an AH mod? He takes bribes - right?

Well Im going to offer him a kebab as a bribe..Have you anything that he might like Trigger?:p

Menas

Colser wrote: »

Well Im going to offer him a kebab as a bribe..Have you anything that he might like Trigger?:p

Not unless he wants a Hot Dog to go with that Kebab?

bonzodog2

Colser wrote: »

Well Im going to offer him a kebab as a bribe..Have you anything that he might like Trigger?:p

Will it be well-packed? Or badly?

Boom_Bap

yer all banned

Colser

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Will it be well-packed? Or badly?

BB can specify what he likes and it will be presented accordingly.. One aims to please the MOD:cool:

clever user name

People with umbrellas not looking where they're going. Almost got my eye taken out this morning

Vel

I picked out a pair of tights to wear on Saturday night which ended up being the kind that keep moving down so the gusset part ends up half way down your thighs. I spent a good portion of the night trying to reef them up without having to lift my dress or looking like I was a good old feel of myself, which takes quite the effort.

Walking home, had a couple of drinks on me, it was dark, did a quick survey of the street and no one was around so I decided to lift the dress right up, give the tights a massive hoike and adjust my knickers while I was at it, only to notice that the parked car up ahead contained two people nearly hanging out of the sunroof they were having such a good gawp.

I'll brazen this out, I think, and pull my hood up, get out my phone and pretend to take a call, only to hear 'Hiya Vel, would you like a lift home?' T'was one of my neighbours and his friend. Felt like the longest car ride ever!

Colser

Boom_Bap wrote: »

yer all banned

:mad:The Kebab shop is now shut.

Boom_Bap

Colser wrote: »

:mad:The Kebab shop is now shut.

That's the exact wording an ex used when she broke up with me

Menas

Colser wrote: »

:mad:The Kebab shop is now shut.

The hotdog stand is always open!

Colser

Trigger Happy wrote: »

The hotdog stand is always open!

Unfortunately

jimgoose

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Will it be well-packed? Or badly?

Can I just point out at this stage that "Jimgoose And The Badly-Packed Kebabs" would be a totally awsome name for an all-girl thrash-metal outfit??

Colser

:oJust realised I read Bonzos post incorrectly...I thought he said Baldy:o

MsBubbles

I'd never heard lady parts being called a kebab till I started posting here. I'd heard vajayjay, hoo haa and foo but never kebab.

kfallon

MsBubbles wrote: »

I'd never heard lady parts being called a kebab till I started posting here. I'd heard vajayjay, hoo haa and foo but never kebab.

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

Colser

MsBubbles wrote: »

I'd never heard lady parts being called a kebab till I started posting here. I'd heard vajayjay, hoo haa and foo but never kebab.

Its to help with dieting:pac: Theres a worse one that will put you off beef for life..

Aglomerado

Colser wrote: »

Its to help with dieting:pac: Theres a worse one that will put you off beef for life..

The "curtain" fell on that one.

MsBubbles

kfallon wrote: »

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

I'd heard of those ones too. Colser I'm vegetarian since 1992 but don't mind a bit of sausage

Menas

Everywhere else in AH it is the men who start off the dirty talk.
But in the TA thread it is the ladies.
I like it here.

jimgoose

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Everywhere else in AH it is the men who start off the dirty talk.
But in the TA thread it is the ladies.
I like it here.

A democratic and eclectic forum for equal-opportunities perverts of all seventeen major intergalactically-recognised genders, I should say. Where else would you hear see a mature, respectable lady discussing beef-curtains? :cool:

Menas

jimgoose wrote: »

A democratic and eclectic forum for equal-opportunities perverts of all seventeen major intergalactically-recognised genders, I should say. Where else would you hear see a mature, respectable lady discussing beef-curtains? :cool:

Wait a second. Where are mature respectable ladies in here too?

Frigga_92

kfallon wrote: »

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

What about eww?

MsBubbles

Jim rotfl. I'm neither mature nor respectable. Everytime I go to Dungloe, I roar with laughter as we drive past Divers of Muff

eisenberg1

kfallon wrote: »

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

And thats just in the kebab shop....

Aglomerado

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim rotfl. I'm neither mature nor respectable. Everytime I go to Dungloe, I roar with laughter as we drive past Divers of Muff

I'm the same when I drive to Dublin and pass the sign for "River Goul" in Laois!

MsBubbles

Aglomerado Lol !

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

I'm the same when I drive to Dublin and pass the sign for "River Goul" in Laois!

<SNORT!!>

Menas

TA that I am stuck on calls/meetings all day today. Got a bit for lunch but am in bad need of some exercise and coffee. Woe is me.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I have dimples. I hate them, I was always paranoid about these two massive holes in my face. It makes my face look lopsided when I smile. When people catch me smiling, so many feel the need to point them out. It gives me a complex. Gway!

MsBubbles

Lexie so don't smile. According to the Daily Mail it will keep you looking young forever.

jamesbere

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie so don't smile. According to the Daily Mail it will keep you looking young forever.

Haha daily mail, who believes what's written in that

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie so don't smile. According to the Daily Mail it will keep you looking young forever.

I usually don't! Which would explain my youthful good looks!! today I can't keep the **** eating grin off my mush though

OldNotWIse

kfallon wrote: »

What about flange, minge, pissflaps, axe wound, spaz purse, gee or quim?

:pac:

Gooter! Has anyone said gooter yet?!

MsBubbles

jamesbere I never said I believed the Daily Mail

ONW yes gooter has been mentioned.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

ASK MY SLICE

Captain Chaos

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I have dimples. I hate them, I was always paranoid about these two massive holes in my face. It makes my face look lopsided when I smile. When people catch me smiling, so many feel the need to point them out. It gives me a complex. Gway!

At least you have two dimples. I only have the one and when I smile I look rightly fecken lopsided. Alot of my smiles look like I'm smerking in photos, creepy looking.

MsBubbles

LexieOnRale wrote: »

ASK MY SLICE

#KantKope
#melilangles

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

Can I just point out at this stage that "Jimgoose And The Badly-Packed Kebabs" would be a totally awsome name for an all-girl thrash-metal outfit??

"And on Friday nite, it's Motown night, with Big Dick and the Four Skins, and on Sunday, we have a Dolly Parton tribute act, Charlene and The Cunnox's"

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"And on Friday nite, it's Motown night, Big Dick and the Four Skins

Dr E I snorted 3 times.

OldNotWIse

Why did I go out last night.

OldNotWIse

Anyone who says hashtag or writes it, or "dot com". For example a FB status - Out last night. Tired.com.

or

#hungover

F.uck you

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Anyone who says hashtag or writes it, or "dot com". For example a FB status - Out last night. Tired.com.

or

#hungover

F.uck you

Hashtagdeadfckingright.com

OldNotWIse

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Hashtagdeadfckingright.com

Totes.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I learned all the words to the sound of silence. I got my car dance moves down too. Annoyed that it's almost Grammy worthy but lmii doesn't want Me to sing it anymore. Seems his good taste stops at women and doesn't extend to music

MsBubbles

I found out there's a Britney Spears Dance class TA it's only on in London and Manchester.

Aglomerado

MsBubbles wrote: »

jamesbere I never said I believed the Daily Mail

ONW yes gooter has been mentioned.

What about Gash as in Juliette Gash? That name has me in stitches when I hear her on the radio.

Pumpkinseeds

TA'd that I'm on a health kick and have given up all junk food for Lent. I'd really like some crisps right about now.:( No way I'm giving up booze though, they'll have to pry my good friends Gordons and Schweppes out of my cold dead hands first.

MsBubbles

Pumpkinseeds 100 % agree with you. Schweppes is the only tonic worth buying