Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'll drive you once I master the clutch!

We will be cruising around like bad asses, running down people with Nolans bags at bus stops and picking up dogs.

It will be like this
http://youtu.be/WLnHFDPwoWs

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#kantkope with this cold. I'm on deaths door

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

#kantkope with this cold. I'm on deaths door

Would you not call in sick tomorrow and stay in bed and be pampered?

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Only now?! I've been sick since last night!!!!!

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Only now?! I've been sick since last night!!!!!

Sorry, i edited my post as twas not nice.:)

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gway

OldNotWIse

Day 14 cometh.

F.uck.

Colser

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Sorry, i edited my post as twas not nice.:)

TAing..Im confused enough

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

We will be cruising around like bad asses, running down people with Nolans bags at bus stops and picking up dogs.

It will be like this
http://youtu.be/WLnHFDPwoWs

Fcuken Thelma and Louise:D

And dont refer to us men as dogs please.:)

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Haha dogs make me happy. I make men happy. (Not really, lmii is probably chawing Prozac as we speak)

eisenberg1

Getting a chance to listen to my music for a change, which is anything
from Motown to Mozart. Anyway currently playing "Bolero" and I keep
getting flashbacks of Bo Derek in "Ten", sweet divine Jebus..................

xLisaBx

Dislocated my shoulder twice today and it's not even 5 o clock yet Really TAing

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Realising a neighbour posts on your favourite thread. Esp when you've posted photos of your mush and all.

Maximus Alexander

Hurt my foot running the other night. Don't know how - it was fine during the run, then afterwards it started hurting and got progressively worse over 24 hours. Now I can't walk on it - it's excruciating. Couldn't walk to work this morning, had to get a taxi, 25 quid down the toilet. Hobbling around the building now like a 90 year old.

Actually this is more than TA.

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Realising a neighbour posts on your favourite thread. Esp when you've posted photos of your mush and all.

:eek::eek::eek:

selous

Went to doc with sore fingers all swollen and flippin sore, got bent backwards trying to catch car door handle in the wind, (don't ask me how) told me bandage them together and rub Voltorol into it while she made the appointment for an xray, 2 weeks later I get the x-ray in and out in 10min, ring doc the day after for the results not in yet, 3 weeks now, I get results, No breaks, but, something, we will call wear and tear, or arthritis, WHAT, there was nothing wrong with it before, getting it bent backwards, it seems exacerbated it, getting old.... it seems :mad:

The Diabolical Monocle

when your antivirus lets you know its doing something.


'antivirus is doing something you dont care about, thats my excuse for popping up a big block of text about something irrelevant while you're in the middle of something and Im sticking to it, hope I didn't get in the way or something cause that could be really annoying especially if it was a key moment lol Ill just hang around a few seconds too long til you're so pissed off that you go to close the pop-up box - ah too late I've closed myself now - just to think if you had waited 1 second longer you wouldn't have had to move your fat greasy hand - hope you feel reassured that Im doing lots of stuff for you really efficiently like blocking adverts from annoying advertisers who block up your screen hope you continue to buy our product cause as you can see its really effective, thanks for the money lol'.

Menas

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

when your antivirus lets you know its doing something.


'antivirus is doing something you dont care about, thats my excuse for popping up a big block of text about something irrelevant while you're in the middle of something and Im sticking to it, hope I didn't get in the way or something cause that could be really annoying especially if it was a key moment lol Ill just hang around a few seconds too long til you're so pissed off that you go to close the pop-up box - ah too late I've closed myself now - just to think if you had waited 1 second longer you wouldn't have had to move your fat greasy hand - hope you feel reassured that Im doing lots of stuff for you really efficiently like blocking adverts from annoying advertisers who block up your screen hope you continue to buy our product cause as you can see its really effective, thanks for the money lol'.

Remember when adobe thought it was more important then you, the owner of the PC with their intrusive pop ups and reboots? They still do it but not as bad as they were 15years ago.

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I started a healthy eating diet on Tuesday. I feel like my efforts should have me about eight stone less than I am already, ta I'm 1/2 pound down.

deise08

When people can't stay on their own side of the road when turning a corner.
nearly had a head on crash with some bibe earlier!

selous

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I started a healthy eating diet on Tuesday. I feel like my efforts should have me about eight stone less than I am already, ta I'm 1/2 pound down.

Losing weight slower is better than rapid weight loss, you get used to your healthier eating so weight stays off longer and it looks better on a person than crash diets...(my opinion not necessarily shared by docs, medical professionals anywhere etc etc):p

selous

deise08 wrote: »

When people can't stay on their own side of the road when turning a corner.
nearly had a head on crash with some bibe earlier!

And they give you dagger stares like it's your fault cause they cut that corner all the time.....muppets.

Uno my Uno.

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Hurt my foot running the other night. Don't know how - it was fine during the run, then afterwards it started hurting and got progressively worse over 24 hours. Now I can't walk on it - it's excruciating. Couldn't walk to work this morning, had to get a taxi, 25 quid down the toilet. Hobbling around the building now like a 90 year old.

Actually this is more than TA.

Had the exact same thing happen to me once, turned out I had fractured my fibula. I'd go get it checked out if I were you!

Maximus Alexander

Uno my Uno. wrote: »

Had the exact same thing happen to me once, turned out I had fractured my fibula. I'd go get it checked out if I were you!

Do not like this answer at all! :mad:

I'm gonna give it a day or two and if there's no improvement I'll get it looked at. I hate handing over money to doctors and then it turns out my body would have just fixed itself.

Frigga_92

deise08 wrote: »

When people can't stay on their own side of the road when turning a corner.
nearly had a head on crash with some bibe earlier!

Hehehe, deise indeed :P

Glad you're okay.

Menas

Grrrr. On a rare night out in Dublin. Decided to have a quiet solo point before meeting the gang. There is not a bar seat to be had within a mile of Grafton street. But I found a pub with a lean....so will be ok.

PizzamanIRL

Is the boards user 'My Name Is URL' a clever reference to the TV show 'My Name is Earl'?

fiachr_a

When a TV interviewer or presenter asks someone who has a twin of the opposite sex are they both identical.

The Diabolical Monocle

That one car when you're trying to cross the road.

teedely teedely tum ... im speeding up annnd ... nooo Im slowing down ...ahh a bit faster now ......just fast enough so this guy can't cross the road ...annnd just slow enough so he doesn't get a chance after.

Rubberlegs

Sh**ty diet today. Fry this morning, mugs upon mugs of tae and cookies. I have been craving salt all afternoon, so ordered in Chinese for dinner. Salt and chilli shredded chicken and chicken satay. I feel a right salty, bloated, durrty bitch now and I'm going to pay for it tomorrow.....

rainbow kirby

TA'd at the fact that Gap have a 30% off all full price stock deal this weekend and do you think I could find a pair of relatively dark skinny jeans in my size in the entire shop? :mad:

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Being so busy and so sick at the same time. Tomorrow I've to be in work at 10 so I'm doing someone's makeup at 7am. Sunday I'm doing semi permanent eyelashes at 10am. I have nobody to cover work for me so I have to go in, and I have two sets of lashes to do on monday. Back to work on Tuesday. Need a new body.

miezekatze

rainbow kirby wrote:

TA'd at the fact that Gap have a 30% off all full price stock deal this weekend and do you think I could find a pair of relatively dark skinny jeans in my size in the entire shop? 

Online as well and they have deals like that at least once a month these days I think.

TA that I'll be so busy this weekend, and all I want to do is zzzzzzzzzleep.

rainbow kirby

miezekatze wrote: »

Online as well and they have deals like that at least once a month these days I think.

I prefer to be able to try them on because I have weird legs :pac:

Menas

I have a sore head today....and it was not even a good night out last night. Hate having to pay the price without the fun!

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HELLO TRIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could boom into your ear. TA that I cant

Colser

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I have a sore head today....and it was not even a good night out last night. Hate having to pay the price without the fun!

Ditto :pac:but I had a great night..on the couch and need painkillers but havent the energy to get up for them so I will suffer on..

rainbow kirby

People not putting their name on wedding RSVP cards and you have to do a bit of detective work to find out who it is from...

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

HELLO TRIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could boom into your ear. TA that I cant

Meanie.:(

Menas

Colser wrote: »

Ditto :pac:but I had a great night..on the couch and need painkillers but havent the energy to get up for them so I will suffer on..

Hope you get thru it ok! I need to get out of bed and to the shop pronto. There are storm clouds overhead and if I get wet there will be no end to my TA today.

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TA - when you're trying to change the words of a song and sing along listening to it but get confused and jumble it all up.

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA - when you're trying to change the words of a song and sing along listening to it but get confused and jumble it all up.

"Knock, knock, knockin on Kevin's door":D

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I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful it's true.
You saw my face in a crowded place
And you don't know what to do
Cause you'll never be with me.


Except I muddle it up - but the new lyrics? True facts except for the last part.

On the train this morning surrounded by pikeys from Limerick.
One looks like she's asleep. The other one musta took a photo on facebook.
Next thing she goes "whyjoo put dat on facebuke?" U were asleep "I wasnt how would I be asleep wit her childer swingin outta me head". Oh lord, Ya couldn't cope.

TA - the limerick accent makes my skin crawl

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA - the limerick accent makes my skin crawl

To be fair, there is a Limerick accent, and then there is a Limerick accent;)

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Even the not so bad limerick accent is still terrible

MsBubbles

Afternoon Titties,
been cleaning the house all morning. TA that our house gets so dirty when we're both out at work 5 days a week

Menas

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Hope you get thru it ok! I need to get out of bed and to the shop pronto. There are storm clouds overhead and if I get wet there will be no end to my TA today.

Thanks for all the expressions for concern folks. But the good news is that I have had a good feed (french bread with sausage, pudding, egg and ketchup) and a nice cup of tea. I feel good again.
I believe that I am going to survive!

MsBubbles

poor Trig. Solpadene are your friend too. Posh brekkie roll good man

whiskeyman

TA - people who put dirty dishes in dishwasher before rinsing off big chunks of food... and then wonder why the dishes aren't cleaned properly, or why the dishwasher stinks!!

Menas

MsBubbles wrote: »

poor Trig. Solpadene are your friend too. Posh brekkie roll good man

Thanks MsBubbles. That is why you would be on my christmas card list....and that troll Lexie isnt.