Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Colser

MsBubbles wrote: »

+1

Me neither

Menas

Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!

Wise Old Elf

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!

Do both. A "TTTAY How to wire a plug while legless" night.

Colser

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!

Ya right..then ye would want to show us how to plug it into our sockets..nice try Trigger

Menas

Colser wrote: »

Ya right..then ye would want to show us how to plug it into our sockets..nice try Trigger

Did the earth move for you?

(You probably wont get that until after the plug wiring lesson!)

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Thank you so much

One eyed Jack

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!

I can see it turning out something like this -

Pumpkinseeds

Trigger Happy wrote: »

TA that I am now trying to figure out how three drunk lassies can manage to squeeze in to one stall and each pee successfully without making a right mess....
The physics dont work!

They CAN'T. The ladies toilets are always dirtier than the mens, with pee all over the floor, clogged toilets and toilet paper everywhere. That's before you factor in the nightclub ladies toilets, they often have vomit in the sinks because someone couldn't hold it long enough to wait for the group in 1 cubicle to shut the fcuk up and stop hogging it. Haven't been to a club since the 90's and no desire to ever go to any again.:D

Menas

Could you imagine the abuse the barman would get at a TA beers if he got the order wrong...

Colser

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Did the earth move for you?

(You probably wont get that until after the plug wiring lesson!)

Just a little tremor,nothing to write home about tbh

OldNotWIse

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!

There's a TA beers night?

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

There's a TA beers night?

You didnt get an invite? I would be TA about that if I was you.

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I dont have a clue how to wire a plug

MsBubbles wrote: »

+1

I would not be great on the DIY front, but what always worked for me was this.
Blue (its got an L in it) goes left(L), and the brown(its got an R) goes right(R)

MsBubbles

ONW I thought it was a Titties Booze Cruise to France. I need a trailer for the peugot for that trip
Cremant de Loire at €1.99 I need a years supply

I need to a get towbar first oops

dubstarr

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Lets cancel the TA beers night and instead have a 'how to wire a plug' lesson instead!

Jesus you kept that quiet.Come on spill.:D

OldNotWIse

Trigger Happy wrote: »

You didnt get an invite? I would be TA about that if I was you.

We could organise a bus to it. We'd all be on our best behaviour :P

bonzodog2

OldNotWIse wrote: »

We could organise a bus to it. We'd all be on our best behaviour :P

So, occupying seats with coats and bags, and drooling on others is out, right?

eisenberg1

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Could you imagine the abuse the barman would get at a TA beers if he got the order wrong...

Or if he got it right:D

One eyed Jack

OldNotWIse wrote: »

We could organise a bus to it. We'd all be on our best behaviour :P

Your best behaviour? I'd hate to imagine you at your worst!



TA that I choked on my coffee reading your post :pac:

Colser

Would it be held in the Capital or the real Capital?:p

OldNotWIse

Colser wrote: »

Would it be held in the Capital or the real Capital?:p

Did you mean, "would it be held where nobody cares who the Capital is or where everybody wants to be the Capital?"

OldNotWIse

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Your best behaviour? I'd hate to imagine you at your worst!



TA that I choked on my coffee reading your post :pac:

I'll bring my halo an' all

Boom_Bap

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I would not be great on the DIY front, but what always worked for me was this.
Blue (its got an L in it) goes left(L), and the brown(its got an R) goes right(R)

I always remember by Blue BL = Bottom Left
Brown BR = Bottom Right

Colser

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'll bring my halo an' all

Is it electric or battery operated?:)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'm quite excited to do this plug now tbh!! I have a feeling though by the time I buy all the material it'd be less hassle just to buy a new item altogether!

eisenberg1

Today is Mickey money day, not a turkey twizzler to be had in the local supermarket. Loads of the "sure it's not worth my while goin out to work, and anyway the forreners have the jobs" brigade wandering around with trollies piled with enough sh1te to do them until Thursday, swigging takeaway coffees and energy drinks (which obviously are not doing the job) and roaring at their kids, one of which had some blue stuff in a babies bottle.

MsBubbles

Eisenberg1 When you don't get out of bed til 4pm, 11am is the middle of the night. The poor kids being fed pure muck not a vegetable or a piece of fruit in sight

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I opened a yogurt which splattered all over my left shoulder and boob and left a nice stain on my work uniform. Looks like someone went for a money shot and was off :mad:

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I opened a yogurt which splattered all over my left shoulder and boob and left a nice stain on my work uniform. Looks like someone went for a money shot and was off :mad:

Ssh, not every chungwan gets a pearl necklace at lunchtime on Tuesday!

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

Eisenberg1 When you don't get out of bed til 4pm, 11am is the middle of the night. The poor kids being fed pure muck not a vegetable or a piece of fruit in sight

There was a vegetable, but it was pushing the trolley;)

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E I'm guessing either phs or a hoodie! Or an oversized person in leggings

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I opened a yogurt which splattered all over my left shoulder and boob and left a nice stain on my work uniform. Looks like someone went for a money shot and was off :mad:

That would never stand up in court.:D

MsBubbles

Went to the Sq last Wednesday after work, the woman in the car beside gets out wearing Pj's and ugg boots

PandaPoo

Went to get a roll in Supervalu, they do they best rolls. The girl puts loads of stuff in.

She had these horrible barbie pink long pointy (stiletto) nails on. Some were poking out her glove, I just couldn't eat a roll that she's made. I do gel and acrylic nails and the vast majority of women don't keep them clean.

So now I have to get a subway.

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

E I'm guessing either phs or a hoodie! Or an oversized person in leggings

She was like a manatee with clothes on, and she needed a shave:D

MsBubbles

Eisenberg how very dare you! I shaved this morning

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

eisenberg1 wrote: »

She was like a manatee with clothes on, and she needed a shave:D

Send her into me!! We will do special deals for mickey money honeys

MsBubbles

Dunno if it still happens but a certain pub in Fingerless used bring in extra staff for Mickey Money Day

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...mickey money honeys

There's a half-decent blues song in there somewhere - Boom_Bap, help me out here! :pac:

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Send her into me!! We will do special deals for mickey money honeys

Well, can I suggest you have plenty of diesel for whatever it is you plan to de-fur her with. And she was big, she gets her clothes made by Omar the Tent maker.

Menas

They use diesel to de-fur women?! Yet another useful thing I have learned from reading this thread.

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

There's a half-decent blues song in there somewhere - Boom_Bap, help me out here! :pac:

"Got me the mickey money blues baby, you know what I mean,
Got me the mickey money blues baby, you know what I mean,
What am I gonna do for booze, honey
When dem kids are all eighteen"

Menas

And what is this "item" that Lexie needs a plug for? Why the secrecy?!

Boom_Bap

jimgoose wrote: »

There's a half-decent blues song in there somewhere - Boom_Bap, help me out here! :pac:

Well there is the Indian rapper called Honey Singh who raps about money. Not sure if he mentions mickeys though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1E0V4XBdE

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"Got me the mickey money blues baby, you know what I mean,
Got me the mickey money blues baby, you know what I mean,
What am I gonna do for booze, honey
When dem kids are all eighteen"

Bravo, chief.

"Gots the Sky Sports package,
Gots the Kia on PCP,
Whats I gonna gots,
When my baby bored wit' me??
Gots dem Mickey Money Blues, ooh yeah..."

jimgoose

Trigger Happy wrote: »

They use diesel to de-fur women?! Yet another useful thing I have learned from reading this thread.

I think he's thinking more along the lines of a rather large, "aggressive" grain-dryer. :pac:

Boom_Bap

Honey Singh needs to collaborate with Mickey Singh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbXPBiKCONc

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

Bravo, chief.

"Gots the Sky Sports package,
Gots the Kia on PCP,
Whats I gonna gots,
When my baby bored wit' me??
Gots dem Mickey Money Blues, ooh yeah..."

Oh nice, I can hear that twelve bar from here:D

Are we too late for the Eurovision?

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Oh nice, I can hear that twelve bar from here:D

Are we too late for the Eurovision?

They do hope so! Yes, I was thinking a simple, Muddy Waters-style guitar with plenty of "growl". I think it works well enough.

MsBubbles

jimgoose wrote: »

Bravo, chief.

"Gots the Sky Sports package,
Gots the Kia on PCP,
Whats I gonna gots,
When my baby bored wit' me??
Gots dem Mickey Money Blues, ooh yeah..."

Got up de duff at 17 dyaknowworrimean
Got me corpo flat just like dat
Me baby's daddy fled de scene
worramigonna do when dere's no more money coming tru
Gots dem mickey money blues