Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Got up de duff at 17 dyaknowworrimean
Got me corpo flat just like dat
Me baby's daddy fled de scene
worramigonna do when dere's no more money coming tru
Gots dem mickey money blues

"Mickey-Money Blues chile HOOOOOOGGGGGH-yeah,
Dem oooool' Mickey-Money Blues, mm-hmmm..."

:pac::pac::pac:

Menas

TA
that
the
spacebar
on
my
laptop
has
died.
:mad:

MsBubbles

de price of smokes aint no joke
worriamgonna do witout me johnny blue
me ma said why don't ya go to cwo
don't b tick gerrup dere quick
deyll give de dough
so out de lash you can go

Pumpkinseeds

MsBubbles wrote: »

Went to the Sq last Wednesday after work, the woman in the car beside gets out wearing Pj's and ugg boots

I was in the local shopping centre a couple of hours ago and saw some woman with a coat over her pink fleece pajama bottoms. Honestly, if people can't be bothered to dress themselves before they go out in public they shouldn't be receiving any state benefits.:mad:

OldNotWIse

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I was in the local shopping centre a couple of hours ago and saw some woman with a coat over her pink fleece pajama bottoms. Honestly, if people can't be bothered to dress themselves before they go out in public they shouldn't be receiving any state benefits.:mad:

State benefits in general just shít on survival of the fittest.

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

State benefits in general just shít on survival of the fittest.

Yeah. Say hello to Survival of the Fattest! :pac:

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

Yeah. Say hello to Survival of the Fattest! :pac:

Not when the fat tax comes in! :P

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Not when the fat tax comes in! :P

Hell yeah. Whup dat lard good. :cool:

Colser

:eek: Left the thread briefly and come back to blue mickeys all over the place...is eisy flashing again or what?:pac:

fiachr_a

When you go into an internet café with all the latest PCs and other futuristic technology yet they have to hand-write you a receipt!

One eyed Jack

MsBubbles wrote: »

de price of smokes aint no joke
worriamgonna do witout me johnny blue
me ma said why don't ya go to cwo
don't b tick gerrup dere quick
deyll give de dough
so out de lash you can go

Smokes, jokes and johnnnys, TA that I was expecting to read the word 'poke', and it wasn't in there

Slippin' MsB, you're slippin'

MsBubbles

Ah heyor leave it ouh ONJ ! Amn't I only after telling yis me story of woe and all yis tink abou is bleedin mickeys and ridin. ridin witouh a johnny gor me inta dis mess in furst playce

Menas

TA that work has seriously impeded my Boards time today. The cheek.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Ms B I am WAKE

OldNotWIse

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz food coma....sugar coma......

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I lost 3lbs since last Tuesday. The Russian bought me a 4 finger kitkat to celebrate. I ate broccoli for lunch and there's a kitkat and God forgive me but I can resist everything but temptation

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I sit here wondering how messed up I have to be listening to eminem rap love the way you lie, and find even just his angry voice super hot? As for that video? Lord bless us he's a ride. And he's rapping about tying the chungwan to the bed and burning the house to the ground - and that's so messed up, but I'm still thinking - he can burn my house to the ground anytime he likes.

I like the bad boys

eternal

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I sit here wondering how messed up I have to be listening to eminem rap love the way you lie, and find even just his angry voice super hot? As for that video? Lord bless us he's a ride. And he's rapping about tying the chungwan to the bed and burning the house to the ground - and that's so messed up, but I'm still thinking - he can burn my house to the ground anytime he likes.

I like the bad boys

Watch the I'm Not Afraid video. I'd murder someone to get at him.

OldNotWIse

The Iona Institute.

F.uck. Off.

Maximus Alexander

Right, 5km walk to get home coming up, wish me luck! Here's hoping the foot will behave and I won't be MTTA when I get home.

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The Iona Institute.

F.uck. Off.

Post of the day!

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Ah heyor leave it ouh ONJ ! Amn't I only after telling yis me story of woe and all yis tink abou is bleedin mickeys and ridin. ridin witouh a johnny gor me inta dis mess in furst playce

Furdest. It's pronounced "Furdest", not "furst". Watch your diction (HONK! ) young lady, or, partly for the benefit of young Alexandra, I shall light a modest but adequate coal fire in the fireplace, slap the dust out of the hoover-bag, and then call over to the Downeys for port and shenanigans.

KatW4

Hahaha you lot are bloody crackers! Laughing at the song you've written but everyone keeps looking at me like I've lost my marbles! TA!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...I like the bad boys

Yes, my step-daughter had a touch of that until she figured out they were all retarded. There may have been the occasional "Predator"-style episode involved. There's none of them as Bad-Arsed, as you youngsters put it, as a pissed-off Goose.

Garzard

Here's one - the ''Cigarettes, Tobacco!!!'' moans on Moore Street.

Boom_Bap

Being stuck in work....with no end in sight.
I should start a poll.....Will Boom_Bap get home tonight?

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Being stuck in work....with no end in sight.
I should start a poll.....Will Boom_Bap get home tonight?

There is no choice - Helicopter Mickey!!

Menas

TA that they dont give out medals to the likes of me. Honest to god, the things I have achieved in the last two hours would put Mother Theresa to shame.
Well, nearly.

jimgoose

Trigger Happy wrote: »

TA that they dont give out medals to the likes of me. Honest to god, the things I have achieved in the last two hours would put Mother Theresa to shame.
Well, nearly.

Are we talking about wiping sh1tty holes again? I wipe mine all the time.

One eyed Jack

Trigger Happy wrote: »

TA that they dont give out medals to the likes of me. Honest to god, the things I have achieved in the last two hours would put Mother Theresa to shame.
Well, nearly.

Speaking of mothers -

Barely over the Valentine's nonsense and already people are talking about mother's day! I met my mother last week for dinner and she kept me waiting nearly two hours before she turned up, I could almost have sworn she was waiting until I'd got sick of waiting and fecked off :rolleyes:

She's like that my mam, and would call me later then to ask me why I never turned up! :mad:


Actually now I think I know what to get my mam for mothers day - a watch!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

****ing junkies hassling people as they walk up and down the street. When I've money and its cold I always will offer to buy tea/food, because I feel bad seeing someone - no matter what they are - sitting on the street hungry and cold being looked down on. I never give cash though.

But what really ****ing bugs me is this evening at the bottom of the street I work at, there was this fella, foaming from the mouth asking if I could spare change for the hostel, and he was quite obviously waiting for the girl who was standing in the middle of the path, hassling people both sides for money, she was quite vocal and very pushy.

I hate that. Pair of disgraces

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

Furdest. It's pronounced "Furdest", not "furst". Watch your diction (HONK! ) young lady, or, partly for the benefit of young Alexandra, I shall light a modest but adequate coal fire in the fireplace, slap the dust out of the hoover-bag, and then call over to the Downeys for port and shenanigans.

What did I do now!

Menas

Arragh Jesus, I am a disgrace to my dads name. It would be his 82nd birthday today and I forgot all about it. If he was alive he would kick my arse for forgetting!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My friend joined weight watchers a month ago and today she had to go get weighed. She text me to tell me how well she's doing. Then tonight she texts me about the Chinese shes having tonight, and that she got satay and her oh got curry. I ask if he's joining weightwatchers too (he's massive) and she's like "not yet but he's really watching what he's eating". Yeah, sounds it.

Kevin McCloud

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My friend joined weight watchers a month ago and today she had to go get weighed. She text me to tell me how well she's doing. Then tonight she texts me about the Chinese shes having tonight, and that she got satay and her oh got curry. I ask if he's joining weightwatchers too (he's massive) and she's like "not yet but he's really watching what he's eating". Yeah, sounds it.

It might only be a small portion of curry.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Yeah, it's still Chinese curry. You're not watching your weight when you're sowing into a Chinese

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yeah, it's still Chinese curry. You're not watching your weight when you're sowing into a Chinese

If you eat enough of those then your nice big belly will stop you from been able to see the scales.
No more weight problem.

tomwaterford

Trigger Happy wrote: »

If you eat enough of those then your nice big belly will stop you from been able to see the scales.
No more weight problem.

I try to eat healthy and lose weight/ exercise etc..with varying degrees of success

I know my diet is not as good as it should be at times....but what drives me mental is some fat fcuk laughing at me and telling me I eat crap while they scoff themselves with takeaways maybe 4+ times a week!!

MsBubbles

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, my step-daughter had a touch of that until she figured out they were all retarded. There may have been the occasional "Predator"-style episode involved. There's none of them as Bad-Arsed, as you youngsters put it, as a pissed-off Goose.

You sound like my Daddy, Lord have mercy on his soul

Pumpkinseeds

I'm getting a test done next week with the tattoo artist I'm hoping will be able to cover the huge area of scar tissue under my arm, he needs to check that I can tolerate it and that my skin can handle it. TA is that I'm worried that I won't be able to get the tattoo. It'd be really great if I can get it, it'd be so nice to be able to wear short sleeved tops again.

Pumpkinseeds

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, my step-daughter had a touch of that until she figured out they were all retarded. There may have been the occasional "Predator"-style episode involved. There's none of them as Bad-Arsed, as you youngsters put it, as a pissed-off Goose.

Smart girls know that bad boys are a bit of disposable entertainment while you're under 22, after that you find a lovely man to settle down with and look after each other.:D

Menas

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Smart girls know that bad boys are a bit of disposable entertainment while you're under 22, after that you find a lovely man to settle down with and look after each other.:D

I remember when young fellas used to call to the door of our house looking for my sisters.
"Go down and scare them" is what my mum told my dad. He was delighted to oblige.

eternal

Best before dates on food. It gets to the stage where everything will go mouldy on the same day so all I can do is eat everything at once so as not to feel guilty for wasting money and dinners. But I'm not a pig so it goes in the bin. I need shopping guidance/ counselling.

Pumpkinseeds

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I remember when young fellas used to call to the door of our house looking for my sisters.
"Go down and scare them" is what my mum told my dad. He was delighted to oblige.

I had a rule that no guys were allowed to call to the house for me. I just wasn't into serious relationships and enjoyed having a bit of discreet fun;) A couple of times guys showed up and my brother and his pals took the piss out of them and made them wish they hadn't showed up.

Menas

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I had a rule that no guys were allowed to call to the house for me. I just wasn't into serious relationships and enjoyed having a bit of discreet fun;) A couple of times guys showed up and my brother and his pals took the piss out of them and made them wish they hadn't showed up.

Ah the poor fellas! Sure they would have been nervous as fck calling up to the door...teeth all cleaned, wearing their dads aftershave, hands all sweaty, lines rehearsed.....

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My Dad didn't care who I brought home. He was so easy going. He didn't really dislike someone til they gave him a reason. My brother is a different story though. Id be so nervous introducing a new guy to my brother.

razorblunt

Pretty much every MTV show!
The OH is watching Ex on The Beach,some steroid ridden freak slapped a plate out of his ex's hand during an argument and then squared up to her.

MTV encouraging and actually showing this and not showing any reprecussions for his actions is unbelievable.
That's it ... I'm done with it off to the leaba.

Pumpkinseeds

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My Dad didn't care who I brought home. He was so easy going. He didn't really dislike someone til they gave him a reason. My brother is a different story though. Id be so nervous introducing a new guy to my brother.

My Dad was the opposite. When I finished secondary school and started working he warned me to never bring a guy into the house at night 'or I'll tell him to pick a window, he's leaving' were his exact words. My mothers were 'you're old enough to make your own decisions, but never come home and tell me you're pregnant'.:D

kfallon

razorblunt wrote: »

Pretty much every MTV show!
The OH is watching Ex on The Beach,some steroid ridden freak slapped a plate out of his ex's hand during an argument and then squared up to her.

MTV encouraging and actually showing this and not showing any reprecussions for his actions is unbelievable.
That's it ... I'm done with it off to the leaba.

The fact they even call the channel MTV annoys me.....absolutely no music on it at all!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

What did I do now!

That Marshall Mathers young man. I don't like the cut of his jib. I've got a JCB and a square a' ground. He can pick a corner, not a window!