Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

OldNotWIse

Saliva ferning pattern? :mad:

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Colser wrote: »

:D:DThat might appeal to ze russian..

Someone needs to give that girl her own show, she is hilarious.
She text me sunday to tell me she was watching 50 shades. She was horrified that there wasn't more sex, so tells me she was drinking to numb it haha, so I said plenty of wine, and shes like oh naw naw naw wine not strong enough, she was on the brandy.

So yesterday she tells me all about it, how it was such bull****, and how she likes her porn with less talking. She really didn't like the girl at all, "and she all want to touch him, he did not want her to. Why she keep asking? He said no. What's wrong with you woman? Touch yourself".

I get a cramp in my face at least once a day from laughing at her

eisenberg1

That poor family getting turfed out of their little house in Killiney,
god love them, they will be homeless.

MsBubbles

E what annoys me about this situation is if that were an average family they would have been booted out of their home months ago. It seems to me the more you owe the more you get away with

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

That poor family getting turfed out of their little house in Killiney,
god love them, they will be homeless.

Yes, I've been watching that. I have to admit it is rather entertaining watching The Quality telling the likes of BoI to take a running fcuk off Howth Head. It also amuses me no end seeing the faithful sons-of-toil from the New Land-League giving it the full Joe Duffy outside this magnificent, and locked, gated residence. I'm sure Mr. and Mrs. Former-Bazillionaire Lawyer are deeply touched. :pac::pac::pac:

MsBubbles wrote: »

E what annoys me about this situation is if that were an average family they would have been booted out of their home months ago. It seems to me the more you owe the more you get away with

You know what they say: Owe the bank €100,000, it's your problem. Owe them €100,000,000 and it's their problem!

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Saliva ferning pattern? :mad:

Hmm. This hormone business is worse than usual this time - you appear to be exclaiming sequences of random words! :pac:

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

Hmm. This hormone business is worse than usual this time - you appear to be exclaiming sequences of random words! :pac:

What if it keeps getting worse every month until I am literally eating men for breakfast, lunch and dinner? :eek: Stephen Spielberg would have a ball with this kind of material. "The Fertility Monster - Dawn of the Gooters" :pac:

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Saliva ferning pattern? :mad:

jimgoose wrote: »

Hmm. This hormone business is worse than usual this time - you appear to be exclaiming sequences of random words! :pac:

I thought you were talking a about a member of the English aristocracy.

Saliva Ferning-Pattern, has a "pile" in Suffolk, summers in St Tropez, and she rides in Essex.

WoollyRedHat

When you go to your local shop and you can never find anything because they keep on changing the layout. It's like the bloodly magic roundabout.

MsBubbles

ONW I don't think the men would complain

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

What if it keeps getting worse every month until I am literally eating men for breakfast, lunch and dinner? :eek: Stephen Spielberg would have a ball with this kind of material. "The Fertility Monster - Dawn of the Gooters" :pac:

Oh brilliant. Now I have this mental image of that scene from Aliens where the automated guns run out of ammunition and the swarm overruns the defences, but now instead of aliens it's fannies! :pac:

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I thought you were talking a about a member of the English aristocracy.

Saliva Ferning-Pattern, has a "pile" in Suffolk, summers in St Tropez, and she rides in Essex.

fnar fnar

Kevin McCloud

Hitting dumbells off my manhood in the gym, it hangs very far forward in an elephant's trunk kind of arc.

Colser

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Hitting dumbells off my manhood in the gym, it hangs very far forward in an elephant's trunk kind of arc.

Plenty of elephant trunk experts on here..help should be on the way shortly...paging eisenberg:D

suicide_circus

My neighbours on the second floor of our building who take the lift DOWN. This effectively adds up to two minutes to their journey out of the building as the lift is slow to react. These are young fit able bodied people, no crutches, no pram, no heavy bags. This is not a tall building, the walk down the two flights of stairs would take at most 15 seconds.

MsBubbles

TA at myself I was in Power City on Sunday and I was intrigued by a rechargable hoover FML

Fat Christy

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Hitting dumbells off my manhood in the gym, it hangs very far forward in an elephant's trunk kind of arc.

Creamed myself doing kettlebell swings before. That'll learn me to use heavier weights.

eternal

Fat Christy wrote: »

Creamed myself doing kettlebell swings before. That'll learn me to use heavier weights.

Kettle Bells are tiny things?!

Fat Christy

eternal wrote: »

Kettle Bells are tiny things?!

Kettlebell swings......I was doing kettlebell swings...think about it. I walloped myself in the gee.


And no, kettlebells can be larger than dumbells depending on the weight.

kfallon

Fat Christy wrote: »

Kettlebell swings......I was doing kettlebell swings...think about it. I walloped myself in the gee.


And no, kettlebells can be larger than dumbells depending on the weight.

Line of the day right there

eternal

Fat Christy wrote: »

Kettlebell swings......I was doing kettlebell swings...think about it. I walloped myself in the gee.


And no, kettlebells can be larger than dumbells depending on the weight.

I only have the 2.5 kg so I suppose that's not heavy. I never knew what sex you were either so thanks for clearing that up.

eternal

eternal wrote: »

I only have the 2.5 kg so I suppose that's not heavy. I never knew what sex you were either so thanks for clearing that up.

try walloping yourself in the gee with a 32kg kettlebell!

Or don't. Maybe.

eisenberg1

Colser wrote: »

Plenty of elephant trunk experts on here..help should be on the way shortly...paging eisenberg:D

I am not well up up on elephants trunks, but I can tell you (as far as men are concerned) Life is like a penis...simple, relaxed and hanging free.

It's women that make it hard.

Fat Christy

eternal wrote: »

I only have the 2.5 kg so I suppose that's not heavy. I never knew what sex you were either so thanks for clearing that up.

No, that's not heavy, not heavy atal.

Your welcome. I'm not even fat.

Aglomerado

Alll this talk of gooters and gees is making the ads on Boards point to feminine hygiene products. Ultra absorbent fanny pads and the like. :pac:

eternal

Fat Christy wrote: »

No, that's not heavy, not heavy atal.

Your welcome. I'm not even fat.

They were out of the heavier ones. I could do with toning up, that's why I use them. Ok so you're skinny and female, I'll refrain from future flirtation so.

I dropped a bar with 50kg on it the other night and it bounced back and smashed my shin.

Fcuking OUCH.

Kevin McCloud

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I am not well up up on elephants trunks, but I can tell you (as far as men are concerned) Life is like a penis...simple, relaxed and hanging free.

It's women that make it hard.

Not if you have a front-oriented bollock.

Fat Christy

eternal wrote: »

They were out of the heavier ones. I could do with toning up, that's why I use them. Ok so you're skinny and female, I'll refrain from future flirtation so.

I'm not skinny either. I'm 86kg/height 5'9, so I'm heavy but I wouldn't call myself fat tbf.

Menas

Lads, all these gym related accidents. Does this not tell you that you are best off sitting on the couch wiht tub of Ben and Jerry's and a spoon?

OldNotWIse

Deleted User wrote: »

try walloping yourself in the gee with a 32kg kettlebell!

Or don't. Maybe.

I wouldn't mind a good wallop in the gee now!

eternal

Fat Christy wrote: »

I'm not skinny either. I'm 86kg/height 5'9, so I'm heavy but I wouldn't call myself fat tbf.

Look we are all awesome and working up a Kettle Bell sweat, what's not to love?

Kevin McCloud

Deleted User wrote: »

I dropped a bar with 50kg on it the other night and it bounced back and smashed my shin.

Fcuking OUCH.

Did you damage the floor?

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Lads, all these gym related accidents. Does this not tell you that you are best off sitting on the couch wiht tub of Ben and Jerry's and a spoon?

That's pretty much exactly what it tells us tbh.

My body is pretty much black and blue, my shoulders from front squats, my neck from back squats, my shin from dropping weights, and my legs from the physical terrorist.

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Did you damage the floor?

Not this time.

I'll try harder next time.

OldNotWIse

Prince William promoting the practice of keeping elephants captive, miserable, beaten into submission and shackled when not performing for tourists.... Oh sorry, did someone say trivial? :eek:

http://news.sky.com/story/1438224/embarrassment-for-prince-at-elephant-sanctuary

Royal W*nker

eternal

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Prince William promoting the practice of keeping elephants captive, miserable, beaten into submission and shackled when not performing for tourists.... Oh sorry, did someone say trivial? :eek:

http://news.sky.com/story/1438224/embarrassment-for-prince-at-elephant-sanctuary


Royal W*nker

He needs his hair did. Poor elephants

eisenberg1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I am not well up up on elephants trunks, but I can tell you (as far as men are concerned) Life is like a penis...simple, relaxed and hanging free.

It's women that make it hard.

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Not if you have a front-oriented bollock.

I have no clue as to what that is:D

Is it like a yak, or a water buffalo?:D

Menas

Deleted User wrote: »

That's pretty much exactly what it tells us tbh.

My body is pretty much black and blue, my shoulders from front squats, my neck from back squats, my shin from dropping weights, and my legs from the physical terrorist.

You need some lessons on Lazy. I have the patent.

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I wouldn't mind a good wallop in the gee now!

where is an aul gee-walloper when you need one:D

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Trigger Happy wrote: »

You need some lessons on Lazy. I have the patent.

No you don't. I go through the drive thru for fanta sometimes

Colser

eisenberg1 wrote: »

where is an aul gee-walloper when you need one:D

Mind reader

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

No you don't. I go through the drive thru for fanta sometimes

Thats nothing. I get someone else to drive to the drive thru to get my Fanta.

Dog of Tears

eisenberg1 wrote: »

where is an aul gee-walloper when you need one:D

Apologies - I was delayed in traffic

yeppydeppy

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I wouldn't mind a good wallop in the gee now!

PM me, I'm single and available to help you out there!

TA: Rhianna's new song 4 5 seconds - the lyrics are annoying and it's an earworm, I can't get it out! Time for some Penguin cafe orchestra or Bach.

eisenberg1

Fat Christy wrote: »

No, that's not heavy, not heavy atal.

Your welcome. I'm not even fat.

I bet you are not even Christy:D

Fat Christy

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I bet you are not even Christy:D

No that bit IS true. HAHA.

redhat1

as savant of poverty, and while it is no trivial thing, I am frequently irritated by the wholesale exploitation of the working family by parasitic capitalism and its imperialist associates.

OldNotWIse

Dog of Tears wrote: »

Apologies - I was delayed in traffic

Traffic? pffffft. You were off walloping gooters elsewhere weren't you. :pac:

eisenberg1

redhat1 wrote: »

as savant of poverty, and while it is no trivial thing, I am frequently irritated by the wholesale exploitation of the working family by parasitic capitalism and its imperialist associates.

Thats easy for you to say:D

eternal

You know it's bad when Brax in Home and Away is going grey. I remember when he was causing havoc on the beach having one tinny and carrying a surf board while all the locals made a furore about his behaviour.