Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

eisenberg1

eternal wrote: »

You know it's bad when Brax in Home and Away is going grey. I remember when he was causing havoc on the beach having one tinny and carrying a surf board while all the locals made a furore about his behaviour.

Thats nothing, I remember Miley throwing the leg over Fidelma in the haybarn:D

MsBubbles

E did ya hear Ray D'arcy on Monday ?

jimgoose

redhat1 wrote: »

as savant of poverty, and while it is no trivial thing, I am frequently irritated by the wholesale exploitation of the working family by parasitic capitalism and its imperialist associates.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that all Imperialist Running-Dog Capitalist Lackeys should be walloped resoundingly in the gee, or whatever it is that they have.

Fat Christy

What have I started? Everyone seems to be walloping the gees off themselves or looking for a gee walloping. :eek:

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

E did ya hear Ray D'arcy on Monday ?

Thank christ I am in a position where I do not have to listen to that insufferable, pontificating, up on his high horse, jogging, porridge eatin little ****ehawk..............

Anyway, what was he saying?:D

Menas

Fat Christy wrote: »

What have I started? Everyone seems to be walloping the gees off themselves or looking for a gee walloping. :eek:

I would not worry about it.
Does not take much to get the TA posters talking about genitalia.

MsBubbles

E he had Fidelma on his show

Va Jay Jay !!! Gooter. Fanjita

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

Va Jay Jay !!! Gooter. Fanjita

Thats sounds like a Mexican "Three Degrees" tribute act.

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Thats sounds like a Mexican "Three Degrees" tribute act.

Collectively known as The Hoo Haa Sisters

Maximus Alexander

Fat Christy wrote: »

What have I started? Everyone seems to be walloping the gees off themselves or looking for a gee walloping. :eek:

I don't think that started with you to be honest. I suspect it started when the first ape decided he was going to stand up straight and use a rock to bash open a coconut.

Boom_Bap

Right, I'm TA'd beyond all belief now.

I got a roll for lunch specifically asking for mayo in it. Do you think there was mayo in it to drown out the rancid chicken taste? No.


That red mug is still sitting on my desk as well.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

TA that someone from this thread is appearing on my facebook news feed.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA that someone from this thread is appearing on my facebook news feed.

Well I'm not on Ye Booke of Faeces. None of my family are, ever since William the Conqueror fcuked us out of Donegal for interfering with people's sheep.

Maximus Alexander

People who come to work when they're in the throws of illness to spend the day sitting next to you coughing and spluttering. Cheers, I didn't like being well anyway.

Seriously, the f*cking internet exists. Use it.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

So it's not only jims future son in laws that run scared, it's the sheep too


Ahhh sthhhhap

Boom_Bap

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA that someone from this thread is appearing on my facebook news feed.

I've only been posting hilarious Its Always Sunny/Nigerian Prince gags on FB today.

One eyed Jack

Dogshìt. Bastard! :mad:


TA that I missed it, just felt the squelch and thought "Ohh no!", 'twas like something left behind by a small horse

Menas

Just checked my facebook feed. TA that I dont have a cyber stalker.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

She's not stalking me I'm stalking her.

Creepin it real saan

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA that someone from this thread is appearing on my facebook news feed.

G'wan, gizza clue:D

LexieOnRale

LexieOnRale wrote: »

She's not stalking me I'm stalking her.

Creepin it real saan

eisenberg1 wrote: »

G'wan, gizza clue:D

Mod

No, don't giz anyone a clue please.

Lexie, drop that crap please. It's attention seeking at best.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

So it's not only jims future son in laws that run scared, it's the sheep too ...

In all fairity now like, if they're going to call it "animal husbandry"...

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Dogshìt. Bastard!...

What do we want? A cure for Tourettes! When do we want it? Gooter!! :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Looking out the window at an ambulance trying to get down the street and nobody seems to be giving way to it. Ignoramus'

MsBubbles

jimgoose wrote: »

In all fairity now like, if they're going to call it "animal husbandry"...


What do we want? A cure for Tourettes! When do we want it? Gooter!![/B] :pac:

you made snort with Laughter ... again.

TA I arranged to go to the theatre tonight when I just want to laze on the couch with ginger kitty

OldNotWIse

The hump of the week

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The hump of the week

Who is he?:D

MsBubbles

E ONW Mama do the hump !

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Who is he?:D

:P Titties never fail to disappoint

MsBubbles

E hump is ONW's new vibrator

One eyed Jack

OldNotWIse wrote: »

:P Titties never fail to disappoint

TA that there's a joke in there, but I haven't got the balls

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

:P Titties never fail to disappoint

Maybe we should set up "Oscars".

"And this years Golden Gee Walloper goes to Lance Shaggerton in Hump of the week":D

redfacedbear

One eyed Jack wrote: »

I haven't got the balls

And there's another one :pac:

- neither does ONW - that's the problem

OldNotWIse

One eyed Jack wrote: »

TA that there's a joke in there, but I haven't got the balls

Well don't come near my gooter then... I mean.....er....yes.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Well don't come near my gooter then... I mean.....er....yes.

certainly don't!!! Aren't you ovulating?!

OldNotWIse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

certainly don't!!! Aren't you ovulating?!

Yes! I only need to be looked at crooked for the next 48 hours and I'll be in the shíts!

eternal

Facebook. People being offline for a month then posting a month's worth of inanity in one day. The meme 'If you remember this your childhood was awesome '. You could have been beaten and put on a life support machine and that cartoon could have been on in the hospital ward hardly meaning that remembering said programme made it awesome.

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Yes! I only need to be looked at crooked for the next 48 hours and I'll be in the shíts!

It's all terribly biological with you, isn't it! :pac:

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

It's all terribly biological with you, isn't it! :pac:

I'm a victim! We all are

MsBubbles

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm a victim! We all are

Yup I'm enduring post ovulation today

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm a victim! We all are

Stop that talk, woman. You're not a "victim", you just have Amplified Femininity.

Maximus Alexander

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm a victim! We all are

If you want to know what being a man's like; it's what you're going through right now - except the whole time.

Menas

Toilet talk... thats all ye are good at...toilet talk.

MsBubbles

Allright Trig ? how's yer liathroidi ?

Menas

MsBubbles wrote: »

Allright Trig ? how's yer liathroidi ?

I know what you are trying to do....:(

MsBubbles

Trig huh ?

eisenberg1

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Toilet talk... thats all ye are good at...toilet talk.

And its the holy season of Lent, they should be dragged to the parish priest and get their mouths washed out with carbolic soap:D

Menas

MsBubbles wrote: »

Trig huh ?

Aren't you trying to get me to engage in toilet talk?!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I never get pms/broody, I can never tell when I'm ovulating either. This means either a) I'm not hormonal or b) I'm a crazy bitch all the time. I'm not too sure

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I never get pms/broody, I can never tell when I'm ovulating either. This means either a) I'm not hormonal or b) I'm a crazy bitch all the time. I'm not too sure

I have a fair idea which one!

efb

15 years since Maniac was no1
I was 20...