Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

MsBubbles

OldNotWIse wrote: »

One of ours did that recently. At least it was kind of near the toilet. Better luck next time

Tyger graced us with a poop in the downstairs loo a couple of weeks ago.
Luckily for me it's a tiled floor so it was scrubbed and bleached repeatedly.

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Humans shít all the time in our toilet and it's like....right beside the shower. :pac:

I assume that all persons there present jettison into the toilet-bowl in the standard manner. Also, the human persons are rather less likely to carry various interesting diseases such as salmonella, leptospirosis and bubonic plague. :pac:

OldNotWIse

KatW4 wrote: »

Gross! We keep all of the upstairs doors closed when we are out so thankfully no shower incidents. We did have one of them poo all over the couch and it wasn't solid.... :eek::mad:

Isn't the shower better than the couch though? It's a non-fabric surface, easily cleaned due to proximity of hot water, and in the room which one is least likely to be dining in.:p

Maximus Alexander

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Humans shít all the time in our toilet and it's like....right beside the shower. :pac:

In some cases humans will just do it right there in the shower.

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

I assume that all persons there present jettison into the toilet-bowl in the standard manner. Also, the human persons are rather less likely to carry various interesting diseases such as salmonella, leptospirosis and bubonic plague. :pac:

Let me introduce you to my neanderthal brother... I take it you haven't met

On the disease issue...I think most of us can say we've caught more diseases from people than we have from animals.

Stop giggling at the back, I'm not talking about STI's :pac:

OldNotWIse

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

In some cases humans will just do it right there in the shower.

Oh god, the to pee or not to pee in the shower debate again

Maximus Alexander

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Oh god, the to pee or not to pee in the shower debate again

FWIW, I think the practice is rank.

KatW4

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Isn't the shower better than the couch though? It's a non-fabric surface, easily cleaned due to proximity of hot water, and in the room which one is least likely to be dining in.:p

You are right! I have no brain sometimes :P

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

Tyger graced us with a poop in the downstairs loo a couple of weeks ago.
Luckily for me it's a tiled floor so it was scrubbed and bleached repeatedly.

Bleach is a funny thing when dealing with cats. Once they pee somewhere they tend to fall in love with said place and keep going back to the smell of ammonia. Bleach actually makes this worse since it too is ammonia. The acetic acid in vinegar will crystallise out the ammonia, and can then be followed with regular cleaner

OldNotWIse

Oh God....why do I know this....

whiskeyman

TA: Bars of soaps with other peoples pubes embedded in them.


TA: Bars of soap in general.


Does anyone still buy soap??

Except for maybe the prison showers so I hear?

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Oh God....why do I know this....

You don't. Bleach is not ammonia, it's usually some sort of peroxide or chlorite. The latter type reacts with ammonia (or vinegar!) to produce tasty treats like nitrogen trichloride. Chlorus acid FTW, bah - napalm in the morning!

whiskeyman

TA - unripe bananas.
You're too hard and odd tasting*

RIPEN FASTER DAMNIT!!!









*stop sniggering in the back!

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

You don't. Bleach is not ammonia, it's usually some sort of peroxide or chlorite. The latter type reacts with ammonia (or vinegar!) to produce tasty treats like nitrogen trichloride. Chlorus acid FTW, bah - napalm in the morning!

My f.uckers are still alive.

OldNotWIse

whiskeyman wrote: »

TA - unripe bananas.
You're too hard and odd tasting*

RIPEN FASTER DAMNIT!!!











*stop sniggering in the back!

:D

Colser

whiskeyman wrote: »

TA - unripe bananas.
You're too hard and odd tasting*

RIPEN FASTER DAMNIT!!!







*stop sniggering in the back!

TA Bananas that ripen prematurely..:D

eisenberg1

KatW4 wrote: »

Gross! We keep all of the upstairs doors closed when we are out so thankfully no shower incidents. We did have one of them poo all over the couch and it wasn't solid.... :eek::mad:

That's odd, your couch is not solid?:D

MsBubbles

Whiskeyman place said banana in a brown paper bag with avocado overnight hey presto ripe banana.
TA can't say Bah nana now except like a Minion from Despicable Me

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Hozier. State of him and his music

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Hozier. State of him and his music

Don't the chungwans go all quare for him, Ted? Isn't he like Johnny Depp meets the Hardy Bucks, or somesuch?? :pac:

KatW4

eisenberg1 wrote: »

That's odd, your couch is not solid?:D

Not after the cats got at it

jimgoose

KatW4 wrote: »

Not after the cats got at it

Dissolved in a flood of ammonia, did it? :pac:

MsBubbles

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Hozier. State of him and his music

Lexie That's how I feel about your beloved Marshall Mathers.

Menas

MsBubbles wrote: »

Whiskeyman place said banana in a brown paper bag with avocado overnight hey presto ripe banana.

The lad is going to starve between now and then.

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie That's how I feel about your beloved Marshall Mathers.

I hate that fcuker. He even looks as if he smells, on the television! :pac:

KatW4

jimgoose wrote: »

Dissolved in a flood of ammonia, did it? :pac:

It did... damn ammonia! It's just a wooden base now. So uncomfortable! Such a TA.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie That's how I feel about your beloved Marshall Mathers.

Please don't hate on my husband to be!

redfacedbear

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Isn't the shower better than the couch though? It's a non-fabric surface, easily cleaned due to proximity of hot water, and in the room which one is least likely to be dining in.:p

Yeah, I thought it was not too shabby - you could see he was even aiming for the plug hole. Not the most solid of animal poop I've had to lift and the stench when I wandered into the room was horrendous but it was relatively easy to vanish.

fiachr_a

I was in a restaurant yesterday for some breakfast. The entire place was empty with about 25 tables. Then soon after I ordered from the menu a woman walked in and sat facing me at the very next table. The whole place was empty yet she walked from the door over to the table right next to mine. None of the other tables were good enough for her, up at the window, the other side of the room, in the middle. No, she had to sit facing me at the next table so I would have to look at her every time I glanced up from my breakfast. I moved.

Rubberlegs

Our bitch is in heat, and wandering about splodging blood, then licking it up. I feel nauseous. This is why I can't bear being licked by dogs . If it's not bitches licking up their discharge, they are eating gross stuff outside. I'm following her about with a Dettol wipe, uggghhhhh....

eternal

Having the worst day of my life. According to the Nutritionist exercising for an hour a day and eating home cooked meals is wrong because there's 'sugar in vegetables'. I'll just go shoot myself and live on fresh air so. You wouldn't eat 'a whole packet of tic tacs would you?' Jesus like heaven forbid two calories might upset you. Of course she doesn't believe in calories which are only the most recognised fcking method of judging food worldwide like. I think I look fine and healthy anyway.

Pumpkinseeds

eternal wrote: »

Having the worst day of my life. According to the Nutritionist exercising for an hour a day and eating home cooked meals is wrong because there's 'sugar in vegetables'. I'll just go shoot myself and live on fresh air so. You wouldn't eat 'a whole packet of tic tacs would you?' Jesus like heaven forbid two calories might upset you. Of course she doesn't believe in calories which are only the most recognised fcking method of judging food worldwide like. I think I look fine and healthy anyway.

Forget Nutritionists, you should see a dietitian. Anyone can call themselves a nutritionist but to be a dietician you have to have a degree. I'd rather take the advice of someone whose done a 4 year university degree instead of someone whose done an online course in bolloxology.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

73Cat wrote: »

Our bitch is in heat, and wandering about splodging blood, then licking it up. I feel nauseous. This is why I can't bear being licked by dogs . If it's not bitches licking up their discharge, they are eating gross stuff outside. I'm following her about with a Dettol wipe, uggghhhhh....

We've all had gross stuff in our mouths to be fair

eternal

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Forget Nutritionists, you should see a dietitian. Anyone can call themselves a nutritionist but to be a dietician you have to have a degree. I'd rather take the advice of someone whose done a 4 year university degree instead of someone whose done an online course in bolloxology.

You're right. I'm a trained chef so I have her game with food and she can't catch me out and it's just basically an argument.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

eternal wrote: »

Having the worst day of my life. According to the Nutritionist exercising for an hour a day and eating home cooked meals is wrong because there's 'sugar in vegetables'. I'll just go shoot myself and live on fresh air so. You wouldn't eat 'a whole packet of tic tacs would you?' Jesus like heaven forbid two calories might upset you. Of course she doesn't believe in calories which are only the most recognised fcking method of judging food worldwide like. I think I look fine and healthy anyway.

Give me her details and let her assess my diet, she'd be running back to you praising you. "You wouldn't eat an entire packet of tic tacs, would you?" Damn right I would, twice.

Mr. CooL ICE

eternal wrote: »

Having the worst day of my life. According to the Nutritionist exercising for an hour a day and eating home cooked meals is wrong because there's 'sugar in vegetables'. I'll just go shoot myself and live on fresh air so. You wouldn't eat 'a whole packet of tic tacs would you?' Jesus like heaven forbid two calories might upset you. Of course she doesn't believe in calories which are only the most recognised fcking method of judging food worldwide like. I think I look fine and healthy anyway.

If you paid her money, demand it back. That's a con artist right there.

OldNotWIse

fiachr_a wrote: »

I was in a restaurant yesterday for some breakfast. The entire place was empty with about 25 tables. Then soon after I ordered from the menu a woman walked in and sat facing me at the very next table. The whole place was empty yet she walked from the door over to the table right next to mine. None of the other tables were good enough for her, up at the window, the other side of the room, in the middle. No, she had to sit facing me at the next table so I would have to look at her every time I glanced up from my breakfast. I moved.

My hero.

Maximus Alexander

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Forget Nutritionists, you should see a dietitian. Anyone can call themselves a nutritionist but to be a dietician you have to have a degree. I'd rather take the advice of someone whose done a 4 year university degree instead of someone whose done an online course in bolloxology.

You saved me the need to post.

TA that I then posted this anyway...

eternal

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

You saved me the need to post.

TA that I then posted this anyway...

She didn't know there was fish in Paella. I'm not listening to these so called professionals anymore.

Maximus Alexander

eternal wrote: »

She didn't know there was fish in Paella. I'm not listening to these so called professionals anymore.

Ah jaysus... why were you even seeing her in the first place?

eternal

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Ah jaysus... why were you even seeing her in the first place?

Weight gain and I've arthritis so can't run or use the gym properly.

Maximus Alexander

eternal wrote: »

Weight gain and I've arthritis so can't run or use the gym properly.

Ah, that's a toughie. I like to eat - so I run off the calories. With my injured foot the last week or so I've been fairly sedentary and I can already feel the weight coming on.

Try a dietitian. Or a personal trainer could be worth a shot, they might be able to find some exercises you could do that won't aggravate your arthritis.

efb

Obnoxious Briton on the train with no concept of other people and indoor voices...trapped a poor yank and telling her about US policy...

I want to strangle him! I already asked him to be quiet

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

eternal wrote: »

Weight gain and I've arthritis so can't run or use the gym properly.

Swimming? Anytime I've lost weight honestly it's like 70% diet. Obviously moving is important too, even just a walk for an hour in the evenings. Since about xmas I've dropped 2 sizes because I lost my appetite/was a bit sick. Don't think there's any quick fixes. Input < output

Maximus Alexander

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Swimming? Anytime I've lost weight honestly it's like 70% diet. Obviously moving is important too, even just a walk for an hour in the evenings. Since about xmas I've dropped 2 sizes because I lost my appetite/was a bit sick. Don't think there's any quick fixes. Input < output

Swimming is a good shout actually!

Thing is, people often say it's mostly diet - and I'd agree - but if you are making the effort to exercise I find it tends to reinforce good eating habits.

If you go out and burst a gut burning 400 calories running, you're more inclined to look twice at that chocolate brownie and go "Nah, I'll have an apple instead".

Also, if I'm running, swimming, cycling or whatever, I find I'm more inclined to be active in general. More likely to walk somewhere instead of driving, etc.

So really, both go hand in hand in my eyes. Plus you don't run the risk of becoming skinny-fat.

MsBubbles

:eek:Flicking heck went to the doctor to get lotion for my psoriasis the medicine cost €88 !

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MsBubbles wrote: »

:eek:Flicking heck went to the doctor to get lotion for my psoriasis the medicine cost €88 !

Dovobet? Worth every cent

fiachr_a

When you meet lads you went to school with and they've shortened their first name e.g. it's not Andrew anymore it's Andy, or it's now Art instead of Arthur.

MsBubbles

Yes Lexie here's hoping cos my chin hit the floor

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

MsBubbles wrote: »

Yes Lexie here's hoping cos my chin hit the floor

Mine is only 63 euro for the big bottle of gel. That's some price difference. It lasts for ages though and is very good.

TA - being so tired all the time feel Like my life is passing me by