Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Pumpkinseeds

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Do you ever feel like when ye are out in public walking and he's holding your hand, that he looks like he's bringing you for a walk or kidnapping you?

When we were first going out together I was about a size 10 and being that skinny really highlighted the height difference, he was really lean too. We were in a taxi place waiting for a cab one night and the 2 women behind the desk were giggling at us. The height difference is very reassuring, people generally don't mess with very tall guys.:D

Rubberlegs

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

TA. I have a wife, my only children are 3 girls, I have 3 granddaughters and I still just don't understand how the mind of a woman works.

Haha, sounds like my OH, apart from the granddaughters. I think he spends most of his life in a state of bewildered despair with us all! Blessed art thou amongst women

whiskeyman

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

TA. I have a wife, my only children are 3 girls, I have 3 granddaughters and I still just don't understand how the mind of a woman works.

From talking to my wife, I'm really not sure they understand either!!

Pumpkinseeds

whiskeyman wrote: »

From talking to my wife, I'm really not sure they understand either!!

We don't.:(

OldNotWIse

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

TA. I have a wife, my only children are 3 girls, I have 3 granddaughters and I still just don't understand how the mind of a woman works.

If it helps, I'm a woman and I don't know either. I don't even know how my own mind works. How are men supposed to know what women want when we don't even know ourselves? :P

whiskeyman

TA: I didn't feel hungry enough to have lunch earlier, so thought'd I could hang on until dinner...
but now I'm starving, and fruit / snacks aren't cutting it.
At the same time, I don't want to ruin my appetite for dinner later.

whiskeyman

OldNotWIse wrote: »

. How are men supposed to know what women want when we don't even know ourselves? :P

If only women knew that men don't know what woman want when you don't know what you want yourselves!
:pac:

OldNotWIse

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm at a stage with someone where I could walk away with only the emotional equivalent of a bruise but kissing him is like a drug that I know is so bad for me but I keep doing it. I can already hear my inner chatterbox saying, "I told you so" in a couple of weeks or month's time

its hard to beat a delicious kiss....

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm at a stage with someone where I could walk away with only the emotional equivalent of a bruise but kissing him is like a drug that I know is so bad for me but I keep doing it. I can already hear my inner chatterbox saying, "I told you so" in a couple of weeks or month's time

Oh for Cheeses sake, it's like the greatest B-side Meatloaf never wrote. Horse inta it, girlie! :D:D

OldNotWIse

Jake1 wrote: »

its hard to beat a delicious kiss....

Feckin tell me about it. And then he says the sweetest thing ever right. He says (and this is a man), "I really like kissing you because when we slept together we kind of just jumped straight in and I feel like we missed out on the fun kissing part and it's cool to just kiss" - heartmelt!!!! And don't even get me started on the stuble. Or the second before you kiss and you share that look. Oh Gawd....where's the exit from this asylum? :eek:

eisenberg1

Jake1 wrote: »

its hard to beat a delicious kiss....

Jays us, you are all very romantic today:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

If its of any consolation it's not long before they cut their toenails in the bedroom, think it's funny to fart in the very same bed you have to sleep in, leave their jocks on the bathroom floor and sing in the shower really loudly while leaving the door open.

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

If its of any consolation it's not long before they cut their toenails in the bedroom, think it's funny to fart in the very same bed you have to sleep in, leave their jocks on the bathroom floor and sing in the shower really loudly while leaving the door open.

Ah now, dont be tarring us all with the same brush.
Apart from the singing in the shower...we all do that.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

If its of any consolation it's not long before they cut their toenails in the bedroom, think it's funny to fart in the very same bed you have to sleep in, leave their jocks on the bathroom floor and sing in the shower really loudly while leaving the door open.

Ooh! Ooh! Don't forget dismantling your car and leaving various incomprehensible bits of it in the microwave! :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Jim Id kill you with my bare hands

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

If its of any consolation it's not long before they cut their toenails in the bedroom, think it's funny to fart in the very same bed you have to sleep in, leave their jocks on the bathroom floor and sing in the shower really loudly while leaving the door open.

Ah Lexie, dont rain on ONW's parade........;)

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Jays us, you are all very romantic today:D

:pac::pac:

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Jim Id kill you with my bare hands

G'WAN de Lexie, bah!! :pac:

MsBubbles

OldNotWise aw ! ya big softie. But there's nothing nicer than a long snogging session.

eisenberg1

I suppose the merits of a good hug will be next for discussion!!

I am off for a good vomit. Call me when yis all start bitching again.

MsBubbles

TA at my new haircut. I asked for a trim she scalped me

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I suppose the merits of a good hug will be next for discussion!!

I am off for a good vomit. Call me when yis all start bitching again.

Wanna hug? :pac: Would you like me to hold your hair while you vomit? Mop your brow? :P

MsBubbles

OldNotWise you're scaring me :O

OldNotWIse

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Feckin tell me about it. And then he says the sweetest thing ever right. He says (and this is a man), "I really like kissing you because when we slept together we kind of just jumped straight in and I feel like we missed out on the fun kissing part and it's cool to just kiss" - heartmelt!!!! And don't even get me started on the stuble. Or the second before you kiss and you share that look. Oh Gawd....where's the exit from this asylum? :eek:

why on earth would ye want to leave that asylum??
Stay, enjoy the madness x

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

OldNotWise aw ! ya big softie. But there's nothing nicer than a long snogging session.

Snuggled in the back of a warm, old man's pub on what is meant to be the most depressing day of the year drinking sneaky Galway Hooker and kissing a boy - screw you most depressing day of the year!

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Wanna hug? :pac: Would you like me to hold your hair while you vomit? Mop your brow? :P

I hope whatever you have is not catching:D

And its been a while since I had to have my hair held out of the way of a good puke....though there was a time:)

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I'm now TA that I felt no different on the most depressing day of the year.

OldNotWIse

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Snuggled in the back of a warm, old man's pub on what is meant to be the most depressing day of the year drinking sneaky Galway Hooker and kissing a boy - screw you most depressing day of the year!

thats the spirit!!! get stuck in there

MsBubbles

replace pub with couch add ginger cat, that's my life.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Nothing worse than chunks of carrot getting caught in your hair alright!

eisenberg1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I suppose the merits of a good hug will be next for discussion!!

I am off for a good vomit. Call me when yis all start bitching again.

go wan owwa dat! you're off to kiss the missus :P

MsBubbles

ah Eisenberg ya big softie !

eisenberg1

Jake1 wrote: »

go wan owwa dat! you're off to kiss the missus :P

Ok, ok, my cover is blown. I have an empty gaff and I am off to get me wear off Mrs E............who knows where it may lead.:D

MsBubbles

wooo hoo gwan eisenberg1 ! Mrs E is on a promise ;-)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

There's no dry spells for any of ye anyway!

eisenberg1

I might be late in tomorrow morning.....

Boom_Bap

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I might be late in tomorrow morning.....

dont forget to establish a 'safe-word' in advance.

Rubberlegs

There's a grand aul stretch in the evenings now *stares soulfully out of kitchen window, realises this revelation TA's the hell out of people *

jimgoose

73Cat wrote: »

There's a grand aul stretch in the evenings now *stares soulfully out of kitchen window, realises this revelation TA's the hell out of people *

In fairness it does rather look like Spring has sprung early around hereabouts, with Eisy gone running off with his mickey out like a horse, and de uther wan canoodling in a saloon-bar like a brazen yoke!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

In fairness it does rather look like Spring jas sprung early around hereabouts, with Eisy gone running off with his mickey out like a horse, and de uther wan canoodling in a saloon-bar like a brazen yoke!

Oh God!!! 😹😹😹

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

In fairness it does rather look like Spring has sprung early around hereabouts, with Eisy gone running off with his mickey out like a horse, and de uther wan canoodling in a saloon-bar like a brazen yoke!

You know how it's really annoying when someone says, "I just spat out my coffee" when trying to convey how funny something is? Well I just became that TA

OldNotWIse

I feel like we all really connected today or something. There's a real air of comradery about the place. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.













































I'll get my coat

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

You know how it's really annoying when someone says, "I just spat out my coffee" when trying to convey how funny something is? Well I just became that TA

Laughing out loud now as well? Durt a' ya!!

OldNotWIse

I'm having a weird fit of giggles here. Every time I think about "Eisy running off with his mickey out like a horse" I laugh. It's been 6 minutes now. At first my colleagues were like, "oh look, she's smiling" and now they are backing away from me

Rubberlegs

jimgoose wrote: »

In fairness it does rather look like Spring has sprung early around hereabouts, with Eisy gone running off with his mickey out like a horse, and de uther wan canoodling in a saloon-bar like a brazen yoke!

Tis well for them, and I at home doing menial tasks, bored out of me skull !! That's a powerful mental image you have given me of eisenberg

OldNotWIse

Well it was nice while it lasted, but I took a moment to read an email and someone mistook my facial expression for sadness and said, "cheer up it might never happen" - OMFG B.ASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Did you get your good news confirmed?

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Well it was nice while it lasted, but I took a moment to read an email and someone mistook my facial expression for sadness and said, "cheer up it might never happen" - OMFG B.ASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

So fcukan what? Hop that telephone off the wall, order another round and pick that youngfella up and ate him.

jimgoose

73Cat wrote: »

Tis well for them, and I at home doing menial tasks, bored out of me skull !! That's a powerful mental image you have given me of eisenberg

Do the vacuuming commando-style in a tutu. Works for me!

Rubberlegs

jimgoose wrote: »

Do the vacuuming commando-style in a tutu. Works for me!

I'm not sure the childer would understand