Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Generic Dreadhead

Posting show premises and plot developments on an AH thread has got to be a new low for this thread.

TA at the fact people cannot simply navigate to the TV Forum

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Passive aggressiveness

OldNotWIse

Old Yeller dies... :pac:

OldNotWIse

Beth dies....

MsBubbles

The boat sinks at the end

jimgoose

And my poor fool is hanged!

<EXEUNT>

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Dreadlocks. Seeing people with dreadlocks. Disgusting looking things. Dripping from people's heads. Dingdingding is that the year 2000 looking for its hair style back?

Mr. CooL ICE

It is, mon

MsBubbles

Dreadlocks on surfer dude types like that gobdaw Newtown Faulkner.
Give a pair of scissors quick

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Old Yeller dies... :pac:

MsBubbles wrote: »

The boat sinks at the end

The butler did it....

eisenberg1

On the way home yesterday in the car, flicked on the radio to hear two yahoo's nattering on about some sh1te, turned out to be a quiz, and one of the questions was "What's the name of your woman from Coronation Street who died yesterday, either her real name, or her soap name?"

Is it me , or is that just taking the lack of taste to a whole new level? The woman was only dead a day......

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

The butler did it....

I hate you Butler!

arayess

i hate people who say "like for ffs it's 2015" or year xxxx

it matters not a jot what year it is.

Menas

arayess wrote: »

i hate people who say "like for ffs it's 2015" or year xxxx

it matters not a jot what year it is.

Yes it does!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

arayess wrote: »

i hate people who say "like for ffs it's 2015" or year xxxx

it matters not a jot what year it is.

It does if you find an uncashed cheque in the drawer.

Pumpkinseeds

jimgoose wrote: »

This is not altogether fool, m'lud. 3-In-1 is actually lemongrass oil. That perchance?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citronella_oil

Nah, it's definitely 3 in 1 oil or Wd 40. It smells like bicycle chain and we don't have any bicycles. Weird and trivially annoying that I can't track it down.

Boom_Bap

Browsing through boards when you have your trainee doing exercises, but forgetting you have you monitor mirrored on the projector.

OldNotWIse

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Browsing through boards when you have your trainee doing exercises, but forgetting you have you monitor mirrored on the projector.

BOOM BAP IS WATCHING GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Generic Dreadhead

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Passive aggressiveness

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Dreadlocks. Seeing people with dreadlocks. Disgusting looking things. Dripping from people's heads. Dingdingding is that the year 2000 looking for its hair style back?

A quick transition from light hearted banter to nastiness achieved

OldNotWIse

Cormac... wrote: »

A quick transition from light hearted banter to nastiness achieved

Snort

Boom_Bap

OldNotWIse wrote: »

BOOM BAP IS WATCHING GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the cool lady gays though

Philo Beddoe

When you're looking for something on youtube e.g. a football match from a couple of years back, and you click on a likely link and it's a video some bellend recorded on his phone from the back of the stand.

Generic Dreadhead

TA at all this Conor McGregor stuff, I'm not a UFC fan by any means and have nothing against it, but the media is creating faux hysteria by trying to make it seem like the country comes to a stand still every time he goes and fights someone. I cannot escape stories about this living beard

Philo Beddoe

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Sorry?

Somebody has dreadlocks!

selous

Wise Old Elf wrote: »

I made a mistake on a job application. I had the wrong year down for when I finished college. I have never done this before and am quite annoyed at myself for making such a fundamental mistake.
Dopey f*ck.

I knew a guy yeaaars ago when filling in an application form where it asked "Nationality" he put Catholic!!
Never got a reply.

selous

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Nah, it's definitely 3 in 1 oil or Wd 40. It smells like bicycle chain and we don't have any bicycles. Weird and trivially annoying that I can't track it down.

Now (cough cough) far be it for me to worry you, but smelling strange n unexplained smells, could be a medical thing. ahem cough!!!!!!:D:eek:

Wise Old Elf

selous wrote: »

I knew a guy yeaaars ago when filling in an application form where it asked "Nationality" he put Catholic!!
Never got a reply.

It wasn't the worst but I didn't spot it myself. A former colleague ticked "yes" to having a disability on a form a few years ago. He did not have a disability and was suitably embarrassed!

Pumpkinseeds

selous wrote: »

Now (cough cough) far be it for me to worry you, but smelling strange n unexplained smells, could be a medical thing. ahem cough!!!!!!:D:eek:

Wouldn't be much of a surprise tbh, my body has 'gifted'/attacked me with all sorts of fricking weird illnesses over the past 42 years.:(

Generic Dreadhead

Makes me think that getting a recruiter in for an AMA would be fun :pac:

TA at the rental property market

selous

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Would you believe I haven't bought any shoes since new years eve. I need a pair of over the knee boots though. I want this exact pair http://tinypic.com/r/2igokub/8 but obviously $$$$ so I've been looking for something similar now all I can find is a replica pair for 200 dollars but don't know if the site is legit or if the quality is good, but I need those or very similar in my life.

Flip, one would need scaffolding to balance in them, the height of the heel, (nice though, don't tell me O.H, I said that)
But if ordering from outside E.U beware of duty and tax, if they came by courier you would be caught especially if F*d X, they send you the bill 2-4weeks AFTER you get the packet, happened to me. wipes the smile right off the happy little head ya had.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

They're not actually that high, 4 3/4 inches which would be on the normal/low side for most of my shoes http://tinypic.com/r/9u89vp/8

How much do customs charge if it's coming from US?

selous

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Wouldn't be much of a surprise tbh, my body has 'gifted'/attacked me with all sorts of fricking weird illnesses over the past 42 years.:(

Preaching to the choir, Have achy elbows myself at the mo, lift things then get a dart of pain straight thru them, nearly drop things, and cracky ears n nose....I hear they shoot horses some places.

ratmouse

MsBubbles wrote: »

T/A bought strawberries they looked gorgeous when I bit into them yuck hard as nails

Those God damn gangsta strawberries!

selous

LexieOnRale wrote: »

They're not actually that high, 4 3/4 inches which would be on the normal/low side for most of my shoes http://tinypic.com/r/9u89vp/8

How much do customs charge if it's coming from US?

Jayyyysus. they'd do damage, or useful in the ice.
Don't know exactly but I think its 23% to E100, increases after that, plus handling fee, clearance fee.
I got some boots (not them type) too, They were $80 plus $30 shipping and that courier firm, sent me the flippin bill 4wk after, and in meantime I ordered another pair, man was I scaldy, I asked the guy at the door was there any fees to pay he said NO, I think one parcel cost E35 second one was E40ish.and yet both the same boots.

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

the cool lady gays though

Can I just say, "jimgoose and his Cool Lady Gays" would be a most bodacious name for a Neu Wave Appalachian electrofunk outfit??

selous

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Sting!!! :eek: you'd think they'd bill you on delivery so you at least know what you're dealing with. You'd think there'd be a better selection of boots here though so you don't have to buy blind online

They're supposed to advise of charges before or at time of delivery, I rang Com-Reg they knew which company I was talking about straight away, But more or less tough, pay up.
Now I see why you have vertigo, (earlier mail) them blimmin heels, need an oxygen mask with the height you'd gain, Teehee.

Boom_Bap

jimgoose wrote: »

Can I just say, "jimgoose and his Cool Lady Gays" would be a most bodacious name for a Neu Wave Appalachian electrofunk outfit??

needs more cowbell

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

needs more cowbell

Oh hell yes.

selous

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My dad used to say I could skim ceilings with those on, but honestly I'm not that tall with them. I'm only about 5'3 in my bare feet so am just at a respectable height with them on. Only thing is the cheaper ones (most of mine!) look very clumpy. So hard to get a pair that fit perfectly. http://tinypic.com/r/2z656js/8

Although one night, some crazy deluded cow pushed me because she thought I was lying when I said I didn't smoke, and I took my shoe off and she didn't come near me again. So they're handy!

Fair play to you for being able to balance in them let alone walk, or being able to spin to clatter someone......hmmm the film single white female, is springing to mind, :rolleyes:

selous

Wait for the ones you want methinks. If that was "the what now".

Pumpkinseeds

Reduced fat coleslaw. It tastes like armpit.

davidk1394

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Reduced fat coleslaw. It tastes like armpit.

How do you know what arm pit tastes like may i ask ??

castletownman

Operation Transformation. The scare-mongering and X-Factoresque back stories put me off it completely.

Had bus journey to hell today. All the fookers were on my bus, BESIDE ME AROUND ME . Loud ones, drunk ones, smelly ones.

The drunk was the worst though, I wanted to bust his mouth, he was disgusting pig of a man sitting right across from, got too ****ing familiar. Hate people like that :mad:

rant over.

I like dreadlocks by the way, if they are kept nice, and I think some women can really rock them .

Pumpkinseeds

davidk1394 wrote: »

How do you know what arm pit tastes like may i ask ??

It tastes like armpit smells and if you can smell something you're breathing it in, so that's how I know.:p It's not like I've got some weird kinky fetish or something.(at least not that I'm willing to discuss here)

riclad

I go into a supermarket, last week
there used to be 5 tellers there to serve you,
now now there s 6 self service scan machines .
And 1 person at 1 register,
I wonder who is gonna buy all the goods in the shops,
when there,s 1000.s of people who lose their jobs due to automation.
Companys seem willing to spend any amount to devise ways to relace workers.

Maximus Alexander

riclad wrote: »

Companys seem willing to spend any amount to devise ways to relace workers.

In fairness, they must be spending less than the staff cost or else they wouldn't be doing it.

loubian

Being blamed for things in work, bring told it's on record that you were at fault, then you check the record and it wasn't you but the person blaming you in the first place

whiskeyman

Jake1 wrote: »

Had bus journey to hell today. All the fookers were on my bus, BESIDE ME AROUND ME . Loud ones, drunk ones, smelly ones.

The drunk was the worst though, I wanted to bust his mouth, he was disgusting pig of a man sitting right across from, got too ****ing familiar. Hate people like that :mad:

rant over.

This video may make you smile

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

riclad wrote: »

I go into a supermarket, last week
there used to be 5 tellers there to serve you,
now now there s 6 self service scan machines .
And 1 person at 1 register,
I wonder who is gonna buy all the goods in the shops,
when there,s 1000.s of people who lose their jobs due to automation.
Companys seem willing to spend any amount to devise ways to relace workers.

In that case you may as well say do away with PCs and bring back rooms full of typists in offices. Get rid of the computers and calculators so we can have dozens of clerks in every business adding up figures and filing paper every where. Ban email so people will have to be employed moving messages around the country. It's progress. Online shopping has an even bigger impact on local jobs than an automated cashier.