Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

God only knows what she is doing in the toilet

Somersaults, by the sound of things:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Dana do you work with me?!

My TA is having a sleepover at someones house tonight, and realising my pjs that I packed this morning a) don't match and b) have Winnie the pooh on the top and Minnie mouse on the bottom. I won't be looking very fetching looking like Disney threw up on me.

dub_skav

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Dana do you work with me?!

My TA is having a sleepover at someones house tonight, and realising my pjs that I packed this morning a) don't match and b) have Winnie the pooh on the top and Minnie mouse on the bottom. I won't be looking very fetching looking like Disney threw up on me.

W.....T.......F

danrua01

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Dana do you work with me?!

My TA is having a sleepover at someones house tonight, and realising my pjs that I packed this morning a) don't match and b) have Winnie the pooh on the top and Minnie mouse on the bottom. I won't be looking very fetching looking like Disney threw up on me.

Is this something that is happening, or a general TA?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

It's a TA that I'm going to look like a simpleton because I lack the foresight to these things until It's too late to do anything about it

MsBubbles

Lexie can you nip into penney's or dunnes to pick another pj top ?

Captain Chaos

Sleepover, really. Do they not stop when girls are around 15 or so??

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie can you nip into penney's or dunnes to pick another pj top ?

Yeah I'm not finished work until 8 so hopefully dunnes will be open on way home

Well I don't know what else to call it? Sleeping at a friends house? Seems a bit long to type when you can sum it up in one word

Vel

Trigger Happy wrote: »

But TA is those junk mail depositors who ignore the sign.

Caught one rapid the other day. I delivered his chinese take away menu right back to him while he was busy putting one into my neighbour's letetrbox, who also have a sign :rolleyes:

I live by the rule that if you drop junk mail into my house disregarding the 'no junk mail' sign I will never purchase your goods or use your service!

MsBubbles

Good people of TTTAY I'm bored silly. Can do anything for you ?

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

Good people of TTTAY I'm bored silly. Can do anything for you ?

I am boards silly as well:D

redfacedbear

MsBubbles wrote: »

Good people of TTTAY I'm bored silly. Can do anything for you ?

Was going to order a Black Bush on ice, but with the filthy minds in here probably safer not to.

Aglomerado

redfacedbear wrote: »

Was going to order a Black Bush on ice, but with the filthy minds in here probably safer not to.

I've a thirst on me for some craft beer. Something hoppy. I could murder a Galway Hooker!! :pac:

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I feel so left out today because nothing is annoying me.

Ah, TTTAY the gift that keeps on giving.

iDave

The same name spelled differently. Emer/Eimear

eisenberg1

Aglomerado wrote: »

I've a thirst on me for some craft beer. Something hoppy. I could murder a Galway Hooker!! :pac:

Q. How many dead hookers can you fit in a 12 x 8 shed?

A. Two more, if I move my lawnmower


Ok, Ok I stole it from the joke thread.

Boom_Bap

MsBubbles wrote: »

Good people of TTTAY I'm bored silly. Can do anything for you ?

how are you at grouting?

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

...Ok, Ok I stole it from the joke thread.

The Dragon's Den/Thing-Basher one is ruddy hilarious! :pac::pac::pac:

MsBubbles

Boom-Bap I've never used grout before but I'll gladly give it a whirl

Boom_Bap

MsBubbles wrote: »

Boom-Bap I've never used grout before but I'll gladly give it a whirl

there's a joke about filling in cracks here somewhere

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

The Dragon's Den/Thing-Basher one is ruddy hilarious! :pac::pac::pac:

Noisiest thing in the world?


A skeleton having a **** in a biscuit tin:D



C,mon, it's a slow day.

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

Aw how old is the little one OldNotWise ?

Ah no, in work! lol

OldNotWIse

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I used to work in a few hostels around Dublin many years ago. Part of the job was to checkup on the toilets around the reception area and give them a tidy if they are out of shape.

Mens toilet - the odd blockage.

Womens toilet - piss and **** and blood and tissue and hair and makeup residue and many a blockage and hair bobbins everywhere. And those hair clip things too, the noise they make when being hoovered up.

Savages, women are savages in the jacks.

Still love yiz all.

Well, sometimes you've no other choice when you don't wanna get caught with someone

Dog of Tears

Vel wrote: »

Caught one rapid the other day. I delivered his chinese take away menu right back to him while he was busy putting one into my neighbour's letetrbox, who also have a sign :rolleyes:

I live by the rule that if you drop junk mail into my house disregarding the 'no junk mail' sign I will never purchase your goods or use your service!

I doubt the guy delivering the leaflets really gives a **** though - they're not his goods or services.

Probably being paid a pittance by a mail drop company who have been hired by the chinese take away to deliver menus on their behalf.

Boom_Bap

Aglomerado wrote: »

I've a thirst on me for some craft beer. Something hoppy. I could murder a Galway Hooker!! :pac:

I have a TA about beer!

Drove to the boozer on Friday night, drank some non alco wheat beer. It was actually quite tasty.
But f*ck me, I was awake half the night, they must replace the alcohol with liquid crack or uppers or speed or something else from Hunter S Thompsons case in Fear & Loathing.

MsBubbles

Boom-Bap are you pregnant ? ;)

OldNotWIse

She's back soon. I feel like I have to get all my music and boards posts in asap!

MsBubbles

Oh no OldNotWise. It's going to be loike totes awky

whisky_galore

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I used to work in a few hostels around Dublin many years ago. Part of the job was to checkup on the toilets around the reception area and give them a tidy if they are out of shape.

Mens toilet - the odd blockage.

Womens toilet - piss and **** and blood and tissue and hair and makeup residue and many a blockage and hair bobbins everywhere. And those hair clip things too, the noise they make when being hoovered up.

Savages, women are savages in the jacks.

Still love yiz all.

Stayed in a Dublin hostel over Xmas, one morning the wash hand basin contained a yellowish liquid and I'm pretty sure it wasn't Capri Sun.

Who the fcuk actually does this?

Boom_Bap

MsBubbles wrote: »

Boom-Bap are you pregnant ? ;)

I have what I would estimate a 6 pound brown trout inside me that I will 'birth' once I finish my teaching duties for the day. I dont think that counts as prenancy though.

Aglomerado

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I have what I would estimate a 6 pound brown trout inside me that I will 'birth' once I finish my teaching duties for the day. I dont think that counts as prenancy though.

Frankie5Angels

People starting sentences with the word 'So'. I've noticed it more and more over the last few months, particularly people explaining things on radio shows (guests on Matt Cooper being the biggest offenders!).

Also, while I'm at it, your man Chris Donoghue on the morning show on Newstalk. ChrisT, thaT chap really overpronounces his "T's".

MsBubbles

Boom-Bap EW ! Over the whole Chris and Ivan 'banter'

Boom_Bap

TA'd because I know there will be only 'Clint Eastwood' toilet paper in the toilet in the office.

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

Oh no OldNotWise. It's going to be loike totes awky

Plus I keep getting naughty emails from my boy. Weird awkward moments when those pop up on the screen....

Vel

Dog of Tears wrote: »

I doubt the guy delivering the leaflets really gives a **** though - they're not his goods or services.

Probably being paid a pittance by a mail drop company who have been hired by the chinese take away to deliver menus on their behalf.

Whatever! The restaurant should be more careful about the companies they employ to deliver their junk mail!

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

TA'd because I know there will be only 'Clint Eastwood' toilet paper in the toilet in the office.

Rough and tough, and takes no sh1t from anybody!:D

MsBubbles

Thanks Eisenberg1. I was about to ask what Clint Eastwood toilet paper was

whiskeyman

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Rough and tough, and takes no sh1t from anybody!:D

These days it could be construed as:

Wrinkly, and award winning that makes you sit down through great crap for 2 hours

MsBubbles

Im off home shortly so I will see you lot later

Zanablue

My faulty phone just did a factory reset on itself, I have lost all my information. More then trivially annoyed, am fit to kick something:(

Generic Dreadhead

Trying to find a rental property that will accept pets is more than a TA
I'm not gonna give my 2 cats away even if it means having less than ideal living conditions.
Also trivially annoyed that if we were evenly sized they would eat me in a heartbeat :-/

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

People who can't put their phone down for more than a few seconds. Cmon. Texting and answering two phone calls in a 30 minute facial? Jesus weeps.

One eyed Jack

Zanablue wrote: »

My faulty phone just did a factory reset on itself, I have lost all my information. More then trivially annoyed, am fit to kick something:(

Any chance it's an Android phone and you had your Gmail account on it? Your contacts could still possibly be synced to your Gmail account online. Your photos should still be on the memory card.

Pumpkinseeds

The painkillers my GP prescribed last week haven't helped and I'm almost out of them. TA, can't decide whether to go back to GP tomorrow.

selous

Alarm going off this morn at 4.30am as usual, sitting up in the bed, an nodded off, wake in panic 1hr 15min to get from my adopted hinterland of Uíbh Fhailí to work in Dublin, but whats outside? -1 and FLIPPIN FOG, cant see 3 car lengths.
Back roads cant see bends, M7 almost as bad N7 bit better, Nightline courier flew by, must have being doing 100kmh X-ray specs or something, M50 was clear phew, Made work at 6.05 (5 min late)
Back in hinterland again now
Bring on tomorrow...brrr.

ratmouse

Realising that a canned food product that you bought does not have a ring pull and your can opener isn't worth a toss!

ratmouse

ratmouse wrote: »

Realising that a canned food product that you bought does not have a ring pull and your can opener isn't worth a toss!

have you got a saw? saw the lid off

Rubberlegs

For some reason today my phone keeps logging me out of Boards, despite using the stay logged in option as always. Every time I log back in , with gritted teeth, it brings me back to the beginning of a thread rather than where I was last. Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Getting older and how much things change in a year. It's the 22nd of jan which means I should be 22 bottles of wine into the new year. And I haven't had a drop. And when I think back to last year? Raves, parties, up all night and going to work wrote off. Now I get up at a time I wouldn't have even been in bed at on the weekends. I need to freeze time.