Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 3:56pm

I...feel....hammered....

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 3:57pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I...feel....hammered....

Not in any positive sense, I take it?

23-01-2015 3:59pm

OOPs sorry for shyte link earlier regarding ratmouse and tin can

heres a new shiny clean fresh link

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2921382/Mother-s-shock-finding-unidentified-sea-creature-staring-opening-Princes-tuna.html

One eyed Jack · 23-01-2015 4:07pm

Jake1 wrote: »

OOPs sorry for shyte link earlier regarding ratmouse and tin can

heres a new shiny clean fresh link

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2921382/Mother-s-shock-finding-unidentified-sea-creature-staring-opening-Princes-tuna.html

Jaysus! :eek:

That last picture... one for the "nope" thread! Same reason I can't eat shrimp or prawns, those beady eyes ;(

23-01-2015 4:08pm

jimgoose wrote: »

I have a long hallway.

thought briefly about mentioning mrsgoose' porch..and decided against it

:D

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-01-2015 4:09pm

People who say "haa?" instead of "what?"

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 4:10pm

Jake1 wrote: »

thought briefly about mentioning mrsgoose' porch..and decided against it :D

That's why you have to lift the front, you see - to get over the PVC door-ledge thing without upending. Not easy with about as much power as a Green Party backbencher. :pac:

Vel · 23-01-2015 4:12pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Yes I sometimes find myself looking enviously at a baby all wrapped up in a buggy, giant padded coat with feet and a hood, and a plastic cover over them as they sleep soundly while us grown up f.uckers get rained on and blown about the place

Try being the fcuker pushing that buggy and the little ungrateful sh1t inside spends the entire time having a complete hissy fit because they don't want to be in the warm, cosy cocoon that you would kill to be in :rolleyes:

Generic Dreadhead · 23-01-2015 4:16pm

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

People who say "haa?" instead of "what?"

What about "Huh?"

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 4:18pm

jimgoose wrote: »

Not in any positive sense, I take it?

Hum no that was last week. Damn. I hate the randomness of life in that regard. Last week I wasn't even thinking about him and then he emailed and asked me over and I though....wtf? Now, a week later I can't stop thinking about him and his er...hammer, and he's all fu.cking la la la la

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 4:19pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Hum no that was last week. Damn. I hate the randomness of life in that regard. Last week I wasn't even thinking about him and then he emailed and asked me over and I though....wtf? Now, a week later I can't stop thinking about him and his er...hammer, and he's all fu.cking la la la la

Right - time to go thermonuclear. Break out the four-inch heels, pencil-skirt and killer top. :cool:

irish_dave_83 · 23-01-2015 4:20pm

Standard iphone cables need to be 5cm longer.

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 4:21pm

irish_dave_83 wrote: »

Standard iphone cables need to be 5cm longer.

You can extend them as be playsin' you with a USB Standard-A lead.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-01-2015 4:26pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Hum no that was last week. Damn. I hate the randomness of life in that regard. Last week I wasn't even thinking about him and then he emailed and asked me over and I though....wtf? Now, a week later I can't stop thinking about him and his er...hammer, and he's all fu.cking la la la la

Don't overthink it. If it's making you happy, go with it. Trying to think about what might be/what will happen with fwb will only serve to wreck your head. Have fun, make him take you fun places, and most importantly, familiarise yourself with the hammer.

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-01-2015 4:26pm

Cormac... wrote: »

What about "Huh?"

I see "huh?" as being a shocked/confused response and possibly natural. "haa?" on the other hand gives me a mental image of someone slackjawed and completely lacking the brainpower to speak properly if confronted with something they don't immediately understand.

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 4:27pm

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Don't overthink it. If it's making you happy, go with it. Trying to think about what might be/what will happen with fwb will only serve to wreck your head. Have fun, make him take you fun places, and most importantly, familiarise yourself with the hammer.

Stop - Hammer Time!!

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 4:30pm

jimgoose wrote: »

Right - time to go thermonuclear. Break out the four-inch heels, pencil-skirt and killer top. :cool:

That may interfere with my nonchalent act....

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 4:32pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

That may interfere with my nonchalent act....

Au contraire, my chronologically-challenged unenlightened* mucker. I've seen women "Nonchalant" a hole in a gable-end using that very clobber.

* "Posh" for Old not Wise!

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 4:37pm

I actually think I'm a little heartbroken right now. Didn't even know I had one.

B.astard.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-01-2015 4:38pm

Being indecisive, and hungry. I only have the thought capacity to be one thing at a time

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-01-2015 4:39pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I actually think I'm a little heartbroken right now. Didn't even know I had one.

B.astard.

Best way to get over one is to get under another one. And if I wasn't in such a mess that I find myself in right now, Id be doing exactly that too.

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 4:39pm

I want to flee to the bathroom with a power ballad playing in my ear and cry my eyes out. Wtf? How did I let someone get in on me like that?

* If I don't get the other in the next ten days, he's still dead

MsBubbles · 23-01-2015 4:41pm

OldNotWise If he's from Drimnagh don't let him put it in ya

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 4:43pm

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Best way to get over one is to get under another one. And if I wasn't in such a mess that I find myself in right now, Id be doing exactly that too.

Aye there's plenty willing but you know...there's only one of him.

Oh for f.uck sake

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 4:47pm

MsBubbles wrote: »

OldNotWise If he's from Drimnagh don't let him put it in ya

He's from....where the hell is he from? Somewhere in Down, but grew up in Scotland. Accent = f.cuking heartmelt

MsBubbles · 23-01-2015 4:48pm

OldNotWise nordy/scottish accent I'd be in a puddle. No wonder you fell for him

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-01-2015 5:00pm

Getting down to the last three sweets in the packet, taking them out and going to the bin to throw the empty packet in the bin. Except I threw the sweets, the last three sweets in the entire building, into the bin. I'm RAGING. God. Furious. Annoyed doesn't even begin to decribe my feelings.

dub_skav · 23-01-2015 5:01pm

I said a few days ago that this thread was getting like an episode of Neighbours.
It's more like Sweet Valley High now

eisenberg1 · 23-01-2015 5:02pm

Jake1 wrote: »

thought briefly about mentioning mrsgoose' porch..and decided against it :D

I thought she drove a Ferrari

eisenberg1 · 23-01-2015 5:05pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I actually think I'm a little heartbroken right now. Didn't even know I had one.

B.astard.

Thats men for ya.................bastards!

Sgt Hartman · 23-01-2015 5:06pm

The amount of men growing stupid beards. Conformist mindless sheep the lot of 'em.

eisenberg1 · 23-01-2015 5:07pm

dub_skav wrote: »

I said a few days ago that this thread was getting like an episode of Neighbours.
It's more like Sweet Valley High now[/QUOTE

I have never watched either, are they any good?

Tinder Surprise · 23-01-2015 5:07pm

Duke Special.

/close thread.

Sgt Hartman · 23-01-2015 5:08pm

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

People who say "haa?" instead of "what?"

This is quite common in the north west, especially Sligo.

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 5:10pm

MsBubbles wrote: »

OldNotWise nordy/scottish accent I'd be in a puddle. No wonder you fell for him

Damn him

He's so....perfect. ffs I want my old life back. When we were friends and I didn't care how I looked/felt around him. In fact I rememebr the first time we took the luas home together and I thought, Oh Gawd, neew guy...now I have to make small talk with him. I feel like I've been evicted from my own life

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 5:11pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Thats men for ya.................bastards!

Are they really? I mean, honestly...from a guy's point of view...do they just see someone they want, take it (once) and then that's it?

selous · 23-01-2015 5:14pm

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Getting down to the last three sweets in the packet, taking them out and going to the bin to throw the empty packet in the bin. Except I threw the sweets, the last three sweets in the entire building, into the bin. I'm RAGING. God. Furious. Annoyed doesn't even begin to decribe my feelings.

I finished the last of my 4 boxes of Lindt chocs that I had for Christmas, devastated, flaming price of them in Dunnes now..

skinnie · 23-01-2015 5:14pm

People who stop directly at the top / bottom of the escalator to have a look around.

I don't care how old you are, I'm going through you.

selous · 23-01-2015 5:17pm

skinnie wrote: »

People who stop directly at the top / bottom of the escalator to have a look around.

I don't care how old you are, I'm going through you.

That's seriously bugs the sh1te out of me. answering their phone, seens someone they know going up the other one and stop fricken dead. grrrr.

eisenberg1 · 23-01-2015 5:20pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Are they really? I mean, honestly...from a guy's point of view...do they just see someone they want, take it (once) and then that's it?

Aw no, we are not all the same;)

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 5:21pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Aw no, we are not all the same;)

Well. That's a yes if ever there was one.

skinnie · 23-01-2015 5:23pm

selous wrote: »

That's seriously bugs the sh1te out of me. answering their phone, seens someone they know going up the other one and stop fricken dead. grrrr.

I've decided it annoys me more than people stopping directly at the door after they leave (which does twist my nipples), because at least there isn't an unstoppable mechanical device pushing people out the door, unlike the escalator.

Boom_Bap · 23-01-2015 5:34pm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

dub_skav wrote: »

I said a few days ago that this thread was getting like an episode of Neighbours.
It's more like Sweet Valley High now

I have never watched either, are they any good?

I've been on Ramsey Street, I've been at Erinsborough High. They are not really called them in real life, but I've been there.
I even done the bull dance with the Ramsey St. street sign post.
Neighbours ruled.

And for you girls talking about being single and the what not, i'm going to give you some advice. This is the type of advice that keeps me out of the PI forum. Bang everything. :pac:

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 5:46pm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Are they really? I mean, honestly...from a guy's point of view...do they just see someone they want, take it (once) and then that's it?

Personally, no. To be honest with you I think a lot of younger fellas tend to run like that - mainly because they're at the age when the small, um, mallet is thinking instead of the larger mallet. Most of us grow out of it soon enough. Chin (and killer heels) up, beoir!

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 5:48pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

...And for you girls talking about being single and the what not, i'm going to give you some advice. This is the type of advice that keeps me out of the PI forum. Bang everything. :pac:

Lock'n'load, safety off, full-auto. Right, BB??

:):)

redfacedbear · 23-01-2015 5:50pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

And for you girls talking about being single and the what not, i'm going to give you some advice. This is the type of advice that keeps me out of the PI forum. Bang everything. :pac:

Absolute agreement!

whitewave · 23-01-2015 5:52pm

People get far too excited when they're in the NCT centre. Up and down looking out the window to see where their car is, giving constant updates to whoever's with them, reading out where their car is from the screen, repeating "please god it'll pass now" to whoever makes eye contact.

I might also be slightly TA that my car didn't pass....but mainly cos of the idiots in the waiting room!

Vel · 23-01-2015 5:54pm

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Getting down to the last three sweets in the packet, taking them out and going to the bin to throw the empty packet in the bin. Except I threw the sweets, the last three sweets in the entire building, into the bin. I'm RAGING. God. Furious. Annoyed doesn't even begin to decribe my feelings.

Been there! Picture the most amazing looking cupcake that you have been salivating over the thoughts of all day. I unwrapped it, horsed the cake into the bin and put the wrapper on my plate :rolleyes: I actually would have fished it out except for the fact that it was sitting on top of a mound of raw chicken

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 5:54pm

whitewave wrote: »

People get far too excited when they're in the NCT centre. Up and down looking out the window to see where their car is, giving constant updates to whoever's with them, reading out where their car is from the screen, repeating "please god it'll pass now" to whoever makes eye contact.

I might also be slightly TA that my car didn't pass....but mainly cos of the idiots in the waiting room!

It's not a matter of life-and-death, it's much more important. It's like expectant fatherhood, only more so. It's <grits teeth like Clint Eastwood> personal, God-dammit!

Boom_Bap · 23-01-2015 5:56pm

whitewave wrote: »

People get far too excited when they're in the NCT centre. Up and down looking out the window to see where their car is, giving constant updates to whoever's with them, reading out where their car is from the screen, repeating "please god it'll pass now" to whoever makes eye contact.

I might also be slightly TA that my car didn't pass....but mainly cos of the idiots in the waiting room!

Want to know the secret to the NCT test? I seen some legends doing this the last time I was there.

Stop at the McDonalds drive thru on the way, dine in squalor at the NCT waiting area. Everyone, and I mean everyone will go through a range of emotions looking at you. Mostly jealousy.
They dont know wether to yo-yo to the window to see thier car or try guess what you are going to pull out of your Mickey D's bag next.

My TA is that I didn't come up with this.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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