Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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My TA today has to be snow. Cold, wet, incapacitating, housebound, roadblocking, snow!

rainbow kirby

Freezing my arse off on the way to the station unless I bundle up like I'm going to the Arctic. Roasting once I get onto the crowded train....

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MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie where the hell are you going to keep a pig ?

See that's causing a bit of a problem at the moment. It's only a miniature one. So it'll have to live inside. My brother is after hitting the roof so I have to play it cool being all like oh he can live on the farm. Trying to involve him saying he could build it a little house, so that it could be his pet too but he's furious. I probably should have been planting the seed rather than just surprising him but I'm sure it will be fine and he'll be a happy pig living on a farm. His name is Vivienne.

Frigga_92

MsBubbles wrote: »

yes Subway stupidly call their staff 'Sandwich Artists' FFS !

I want to think of a really fancy way of saying Legal Exec... get your thinking caps on people :pac:

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...His name is Vivienne.

Vivian, surely? Vivienne is a girl's name!

Frigga_92

Someone who is supposed to start work at 9:30 arriving in at 9:40 and complaining that their phone is ringing with work to do, saying things like "Jesus, I haven't even turned on my computer yet". Well you were supposed to be here 10 minutes ago!

MsBubbles

Lexie do you realise that pigs pee and poop everywhere and whenever they want ? I love pigs but even mini pigs grow huge about the same as a wolfhound.

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http://tinypic.com/r/34j6max/8
http://tinypic.com/r/55s392/8

That's the sort of negetivity I have to deal with. What enjoyment people get from taking a **** over everyone else's hopes and dreams

Boom_Bap

LexieOnRale wrote: »

His name is Vivienne.

Your brother or the pig?

You should feed the pig bacon and sausages, then in a few years it will taste extra delicious.

redfacedbear

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I want to think of a really fancy way of saying Legal Exec... get your thinking caps on people :pac:

Conveyency Rectitude Facilitator Ensurer?

Frigga_92

People who don't understand how computers work. It's 2015 and it is very irritating. Very very irritating.

Vel

A long awaited for dream MIGHT be actually happening to me very soon. But I have to wait for another 2 weeks approximately until I know for sure.

It involves a dog :eek::pac::)

OldNotWIse

MojoRisinnnn wrote: »

Knackers down the back of the bus spitting on the floor, playing awful tunes on their phones and being loud and annoying especially in the morning. Please go home and and drink a large amount of petrol as natural selection is not making you extinct quick enough for my liking.

Natural selection has been stopped in it's tracks by our social welfare system. Darwin weeps.

Vel

'Have you any plans for Valentines day?'....................................

OldNotWIse

Vel wrote: »

A long awaited for dream MIGHT be actually happening to me very soon. But I have to wait for another 2 weeks approximately until I know for sure.

It involves a dog :eek::pac::)

Is this going to be like my good news?

Eurovisionmad

In the college library there are 3 turnstiles to get in and one of them is also used to get out, the amount of people who, when two of the other turnstiles are empty, insist on going in the only out turnstile while I'm waiting to get out drives me up the wall.

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Oh my god!!!!!! I'm after getting myself a miniature pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a spit on my BBQ, your place or mine?:D

Vel

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Is this going to be like my good news?

If I only get half of it like you did, then there could be problems for the dog in question!:eek:

fryup

loose shopping trolleys in car parks, put them back

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eisenberg1 wrote: »

I have a spit on my BBQ, your place or mine?:D

Now lads, Vivienne is the TTTAY mascot now. That means he's your friend not food

MsBubbles

Vel Fingers crossed for you. I love Dogs.

eisenberg1 there's no meat on a mini pig. You want a saddleback for daycent pork

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

Vel Fingers crossed for you. I love Dogs.

eisenberg1 there's no meat on a mini pig. You want a saddleback for daycent pork

A saddleback you say, do go on?

Actually, we will save this for another day......today is Vivienne's day

St Vivienne, patron saint of bolloxed sofas.

whiskeyman

Parents who insist their little spawn of satan darlings push their shopping trolleys around the supermarket, blocking isles and barging into other people.
Some adults are bad enough with their trolley driving anyway!
Should we have a trolley pushing theory test and follow on lessons / trolley test?

MsBubbles

Saddleback's are black/white pigs the germans go mad for the pork in the wurst way ! ;-)

Google them. Never eaten them myself I'm vegetarian

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

Saddleback's are black/white pigs the germans go mad for the pork in the wurst way ! ;-)

Google them. Never eaten them myself I'm vegetarian

Sorry for your troubles, hope you get better soon;)

jimgoose

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I want to think of a really fancy way of saying Legal Exec... get your thinking caps on people :pac:

Jurisprudential Administrative Facilitator. Ask me a hard one.

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

People who don't understand how computers work. It's 2015 and it is very irritating. Very very irritating.

You'll find that those of us who really understand how computers work are the ones who prefer doing the valve-clearances on an FZR1000, or playing the banjo barefoot and in dungarees. :pac:

MsBubbles

eisenberg1. I've been vegetarian for 25 yrs not going to change now

OldNotWIse

People who hover in my periphery expecting me to engage them.

Vel

Random young one to her friend: 'Will you take a selfie of me in the snow?'

Slightly missing the point of the selfie there pet. The word you are looking for is photograph.

MsBubbles

What's wrong with approaching you saying Excuse Me ONW do you have a minute ?

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People posting snow pictures. Some people have got some serious inches. And there's me with nothing but a dribble. Story of my life really

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...Some people have got some serious inches. And there's me with nothing but a dribble. Story of my life really

<SNORT>

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Didn't get up early enough to get my face into a presentable condition. So I just did really subtle makeup. The girls have already asked me if I'm ok that I look very tired. Natural face, bitches.

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

What's wrong with approaching you saying Excuse Me ONW do you have a minute ?

There's nothing wrong with that. What's wrong is, like I said, people hovering in my periphery.

MsBubbles

Sandwiches ! I order sandwiches yesterday for a meeting and boy I am sorry. moan moan moan. I've never heard the likes of it in my life. You'd swear it was the end of the world

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People who bring sandwiches or rolls or muffins into work for their lunch and then sit on the stairs to eat it. Ffs. Crumbs everywhere. Do you think they're half as smart to hoover? Nope. I've already hoovered the stairs before they even get in and usually have to do it after lunch too. One girl is the worst for it. It is not my job going around hoovering up crumbs after adults.

One of these days I'm going to start delegating cleaning so everyone gets a taste of what it's like having to run around after others.

Pumpkinseeds

Spitting.:mad: It turns my stomach when I see someone spitting. This morning I was stood at the bus stop in the sleet and hail and the only other person there was a guy who seemed a buckle short of a straight jacket, who kept spitting on the ground every few minutes.:mad:

One eyed Jack

Leggings are fine.

Jeggings are fine.

Tregings are fine.




Meggings?


GTFO! :pac:

Cheese Wagstaff

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Spitting.:mad: It turns my stomach when I see someone spitting. This morning I was stood at the bus stop in the sleet and hail and the only other person there was a guy who seemed a buckle short of a straight jacket, who kept spitting on the ground every few minutes.:mad:

You should stay away from bukkakke in that case, word of warning.

Zanablue

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Leggings are fine.

Jeggings are fine.

Tregings are fine.




Meggings?


GTFO! :pac:

Are you planning on getting a pair?:D

whiskeyman

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Meggings?


GTFO! :pac:

What's the male equivilent of camel toe?

Anteater face?

:pac:

MsBubbles

whiskeyman *snort*

jimgoose

whiskeyman wrote: »

What's the male equivilent of camel toe?

Anteater face?

:pac:

Last Chicken In The Shop?? :pac:

Boom_Bap

I'm just after getting out of my 'meggings', except I call them spats, as should every other male.

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One eyed Jack wrote: »

Leggings are fine.

Jeggings are fine.

Tregings are fine.




Meggings?


GTFO! :pac:

BoomBap??

You've been outted!!

Edit: too slow

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm just after getting out of my 'meggings', except I call them spats, as should every other male.

Spandex! Lots of Spandex!!

Boom_Bap

LexieOnRale wrote: »

BoomBap??

You've been outted!!

These ones though -> http://image.rakuten.co.jp/playerz/cabinet/nike/02307067/imgrc0061752403.jpg

Nothing like a lunch time run to freeze yer boll*x off.

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Jesus you wouldn't want any insecurities size wise in those

Boom_Bap

Nope.

KungPao

MsBubbles wrote: »

I hear veryangryman, Callan is rubbish

Had to google this dude. His wiki says he's a household name in Ireland...I've never heard of him.