Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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jimgoose wrote: »

Don't get me wrong Lex, I'm always Kwai-Chang Caine. But any sort of weapon sends me spastic.

How big was he?

*notes not to wave a stiletto at jim ever

miezekatze

Jake1 wrote:

There are some right arseholes on those sites.

If this person gets back to me again tonight, I swear to jazsus Im going to try con them in to meetin me..

I'm in right form for these guff merchants tonight

I rejected a low ball offer on adverts the other day and got a long response back from yer man about how crap this thing I'm selling is and it really wouldn't be worth more than what he's offering. What a dick! He was just trying to ruin my chances of selling it to anyone else.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

How big was he?

*notes not to wave a stiletto at jim ever

About 6' 6'', 4 stone up on me. I should perhaps point out at this stage that I have a Black Belt in Shotokan Kara-Te.

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Was Mrs Goose hurt

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Was Mrs Goose hurt

I don't understand the question.

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From the daaaag, question mark


I hate question marks

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

From the daaaag, question mark


I hate question marks

Oh Hell no. As soon as the dog moved he was, unmoved.

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OldNotWIse wrote: »

Me too. I hate people even more now than I did before lunch. If anyone did this to my baby...... I would gladly go to prison for what I'd do. Will hug her extra tight later, and probably cry into her fur thinking about the poor soul who died in such a terrible way. And she wont know why I am crying and will rain down doggy kisses on my face and lick away my tears, because that's what dogs do. They love humans and have been shown to experience empathy...and we repay them by burning them from the inside out. Wánkers. Every day people make me more and more sad

I think I'm done with Boards (and the shíthole country of Ireland) for today.

You can relax a piece according to RTE tonight

A volunteer with Kildare and West Wicklow Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has said reports regarding the discovery of a dog in Kildare are not accurate and had been misinterpreted...

jimgoose

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

You can relax a piece according to RTE tonight

A volunteer with Kildare and West Wicklow Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has said reports regarding the discovery of a dog in Kildare are not accurate and had been misinterpreted...

I thought as much.

selous

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Leggings are fine.

Jeggings are fine.

Tregings are fine.




Meggings?


GTFO! :pac:

Let Lexie do the fashion, you're not quite there yet, eeeewwwwwwww.

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Still doesn't change the fact there's hungry dogs, homeless dogs, unloved dogs, cold dogs, frightened dogs

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Ugh I didnt bring any lunch today, just home and had dinner and I'm still starving, I need chocolate

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ugh I didnt bring any lunch today, just home and had dinner and I'm still starving, I need chocolate

Well eat chocolate then. These meballacks Starvation Diets don't work, and only do you an injury. An extra half-hour of push-ups at 6am is your penance!

Baggy Trousers

Tom Doorley on the restaurant. He is a complete fraud and only gives his opinion when he is copying the same view from one of the other critics. I don't think he has a clue about food. Watching him licking Pierre White's arse yesterday was cringeworthy.

selous

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

The M50 is a complete free for all. People drive in the middle cos they don't know where else to go.

People on the left don't let you merge when you join the motorway for many reasons:
a) They aren't even looking around them and are completely oblivious to everything except what's straight in front of them. Looking in mirrors is optional for them
b) They see the road in front of them as being their special space, and nobody can touch their special space. They will speed up to stop you merging in front of them because they're assholes.
c) They are aware and competent drivers and genuinely want to switch lane to allow you to merge, but cannot because the lane to their right is completely full of gombeens blocking them from doing so.

:mad:

Coming up on M7 to N7 junction at Naas this morning, a car comes off the slip road skips right out over the first lane into the middle one in front of me, there was nothing in front of him in lane one, so why? so I went into first lane an went by him, it isn't undertaking (if you stay in it) as the left lane is the driving lane the lane(s) to the right are overtaking lanes.

selous

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ugh I didnt bring any lunch today, just home and had dinner and I'm still starving, I need chocolate

Found a tub of roses I got at Christmas, they just aint Lindt chocs, but they'll do....:rolleyes:

tomwaterford

jimgoose wrote: »

Well eat chocolate then. These meballacks Starvation Diets don't work, and only do you an injury. An extra half-hour of push-ups at 6am is your penance!

do eat the choclates....but still do the push ups

I do them by number rather than time (which is best)....thgough ive to concentrate to be sure doing them right

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jimgoose wrote: »

Well eat chocolate then. These meballacks Starvation Diets don't work, and only do you an injury. An extra half-hour of push-ups at 6am is your penance!

Aw I'm not on a diet chief, I didn't get up in time this morning to do my makeup or get breakfast because I was awake all night torturing my small mind. I got paid yesterday and spent my weeks wages on designer shoes makeup and a candle and all that's in the fridge is ham which I can't eat any more because of loyalty to Vivienne. And then I was too broke to go buy lunch. So I made pasta when I came home but I was still hungry afterwards and there's no chovolate in this house

Not too worried about weight, when I start taking my thyroid medicine any weight I need to lose (my cellulite ass) should come off easier so meh. It's more lack of funds than for vanity

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selous wrote: »

Found a tub of roses I got at Christmas, they just aint Lindt chocs, but they'll do....:rolleyes:

Hey bbz callin over? x

selous

No prob, half a tub left, Oh noooo, tsk, look at the time, past me bedtime, up at 4.30, otherwise i'd have pointed the car your way...(????)
think I have sugar buzz now, yick.

jimgoose

Baggy Trousers wrote: »

Tom Doorley on the restaurant. He is a complete fraud and only gives his opinion when he is copying the same view from one of the other critics. I don't think he has a clue about food. Watching him licking Pierre White's arse yesterday was cringeworthy.

Doorley is harmless. I'd love to see him full-contact against the likes of Giles Coren or A.A. Gill.

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Bet you've all the nice ones gone :mad:

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

I'm delighted it's not sticking the M50 was a nightmare this morning cos the snow. It normally takes me 20-25 minutes to get to work it took 35 minutes today

I worked at home this afternoon, and had a meeting on my car-phone at 4pm as I wafted along vapourising cyclists. I'm the bawss-maun I aum!! :):)

selous

They're all nice there's no toffees, just chocolate ones, country fudge ones, hazel in caramel (they're gone) coffee escape ones, golden barrel ones, hazel whip mmmm. still hungry??

Flutterby80

Today some members of the traveling community robbed a lot of stock while we were busy at lunchtime. As if this wasn't bad enough one of their brats pissed all over the floor, good Jesus the smell. After much discussion (and cleaning) we agreed that the little feckers piss smelt strongly of rotten fish, vom

CrowdedHouse

Well that stopped my growing longing for chocolate caused by previous posts.

Flutterby80

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Well that stopped my growing longing for chocolate caused by previous posts.

Your welcome

MsBubbles

So sorry to hear you got fleeced today Flutterby80

Flutterby80

MsBubbles wrote: »

So sorry to hear you got fleeced today Flutterby80

Thanks! Used to it at this stage, you'd want eyes in your arse to stop the bastards

Pumpkinseeds

Flutterby80 wrote: »

Today some members of the traveling community robbed a lot of stock while we were busy at lunchtime. As if this wasn't bad enough one of their brats pissed all over the floor, good Jesus the smell. After much discussion (and cleaning) we agreed that the little feckers piss smelt strongly of rotten fish, vom

There's actually a medical condition that causes a stench of fish from human sweat/and urine. Yuk. But, hey, they aren't thieving scumbag bastards, it'a a cultural thing boss.:rolleyes:

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Ugh my cousin called me in a state, her 2 year old got headlice from creche. Ugh. Now I feel itchy all over, hair skin face body back I feel like I'm crawling. Hate that, phantom sensations

MsBubbles

I don' t care if you're an ethnic nomad or the president that's a sh!tty thing to do

Flutterby80

There's a man on Embarrasing Bodies with a condition called "buried penis" , I did not need to see that, it truly has been a vom inducing day

bonzodog2

Flutterby80 wrote: »

There's a man on Embarrasing Bodies with a condition called "buried penis" , I did not need to see that, it truly has been a vom inducing day

Has to be said, if you watch a programme called that, ya might see stuff ya didn't want to. Just sayin. Viewer discretion 'n' stuff.

Flutterby80

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Has to be said, if you watch a programme called that, ya might see stuff ya didn't want to. Just sayin. Viewer discretion 'n' stuff.

Hey don't rain on my TA!!

Flood

The first replying poster who quotes the op, annoying and pointless.

KatW4

I'm flying to London today. I'm TA'd that after about 50 flights over the past few years to and from there, I am wide awake and feeling sick at the thought of flying

MsBubbles

Normally it takes me 25 to 30 minutes to get home. Last night cos the eejits driving at 50 kph on the M50 it took me 1 hour 20 minutes to complete a 10 mile journey. FFS ! why can't we deal with a couple of snow showers ?

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Getting hiccups while you're trying to sleep

MsBubbles

TA it's only 9.30 am

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That people keep nominating me on facebook for those 7 facts about yourself. It's a sad day when you don't have 7 interesting things about yourself.
1. I'm an emotionally unpredictable moody bitch. 2. I use wine as a mixer for vodka. 3. I have cellulite on my arse. 4. I hate people. 5. My favourite food is cheese. 6. I have 2 lil angles, dog 1 and dog 2, der mii wurld n I don't no were Id b wi ouh dem xxx


Oh yeah cause that is real stable

OldNotWIse

When you're on publc transport (what a surprise) and you're in that kind of spacey zone where you have your eyes resting on a particular area but you're not actually seeing it because you're relaxed and spacing... Then some f.ucker goes and stands in your line of vision and you have to shift your gaze :mad:

Also, feeling bad this morning because I had to wear my wellies to work and my sidekick thought she was going walkies in the forest when she saw me putting them on

rainbow kirby

TA'd at the canteen staff at work - told I'd be 5 minutes waiting for something, took almost 20 before it finally arrived. Wouldn't have waited if I'd known it would take that long.

OldNotWIse

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

You can relax a piece according to RTE tonight

A volunteer with Kildare and West Wicklow Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has said reports regarding the discovery of a dog in Kildare are not accurate and had been misinterpreted...

Please God let it be true, so that I may still believe in humanity.

MsBubbles

Lexie I av de be best girlos in de wurld. always dere for me wen I ned dem. Hope your ok hun speak annoys me

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#kantkope wit d dopes dat duz b on d facebuk.


The karmachameliooon is duin his stretches

OldNotWIse

http://www.rte.ie/news/2015/0129/676495-dog-fire-kildare/

But it's true as Lexie points out, we still have huge issues in this country concerning animal welfare

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MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie I av de be best girlos in de wurld. always dere for me wen I ned dem. Hope your ok hun speak annoys me

It's funny cause it's true.

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Cheese Wagstaff

People who are proud of not being competent at Mathematics in any capacity. You'd be ashamed if you were illiterate. I just don't understand how there is any difference between the two.

TheBeardedLady

Cheese Wagstaff wrote: »

People who are proud of not being competent at Mathematics in any capacity. You'd be ashamed if you were illiterate. I just don't understand how there is any difference between the two.

I think you could get through your life without a good grasp of mathematics bar addition, multiplication and subtraction (and we have calculators and programmes to do that for us now) as long as you didn't choose an occupation that required it but you'd be fairly fooked if you couldn't read and write. I suppose people can afford to be "proud" (though I don't think it's pride tbh) to be lacking in skills in the former.