Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

whiskeyman

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Well no, because if it was, I wouldn't have to "generalise".

TA: I'm now a TA according to the above...

Boom_Bap

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Fainting. See people on tv doing it all elegantly, not me though. Crumble like a sack of potatoes. And being too far away to go home, Bleh

I've fainted once, while taking a slash. Somehow managed to finish before hitting the ground, didn't spill a drop. Elegant.

OldNotWIse

whiskeyman wrote: »

TA: I'm now a TA according to the above...

Sigh....clearly present company excluded. None of us are capable of being TA'ing by nature of the fact that we are TA experts, right? We don't dare sneeze on buses or talk about the weather etc No I'm sorry I'm just sad and grumpy about stuff

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Fainting. See people on tv doing it all elegantly, not me though. Crumble like a sack of potatoes. And being too far away to go home, Bleh

Anyone else misread the above as "Farting"? If not, you really should try it! :pac::pac::pac:

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

My boy is leaving and I ate too much at lunchtime so that my drink hasn't taken effect

You need to hit the red wine big fcukan style and put Journey on the stereo with the volume up to 11.

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OldNotWIse wrote: »

Sigh....clearly present company excluded. None of us are capable of being TA'ing by nature of the fact that we are TA experts, right? We don't dare sneeze on buses or talk about the weather etc No I'm sorry I'm just sad and grumpy about stuff

No hugs from me kiddo but have a virtual bottle of Rioja.

OldNotWIse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

No hugs from me kiddo but have a virtual bottle of Rioja.

Is he full bodied?;)

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Haha of course!

OldNotWIse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Haha of course!

Fruity?

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Shelf packers in supermarkets with their big contraptions blocking the entire aisle or blocking you getting to the part of the shelves you need. Why are they doing this at peak times?

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OldNotWIse wrote: »

Fruity?

Naked too.

miezekatze

Getting a voucher code for something you bought the day before.

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Fainting. See people on tv doing it all elegantly, not me though. Crumble like a sack of potatoes. And being too far away to go home, Bleh

You need to loosen your corset...

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eisenberg1 wrote: »

You need to loosen your corset...

I need more stress to make my blood pressure higher. You'd think that my blood pressure would be through the roof considering how wound up I get wouldn't you

franer1970

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

Shelf packers in supermarkets with their big contraptions blocking the entire aisle or blocking you getting to the part of the shelves you need. Why are they doing this at peak times?

And the home delivery gatherers - constantly shooing you aside. You may work for Tesco but in reality you're only doing someone else's shopping, so wait your turn!

Anyway, why don't home delivery orders go out from a warehouse? Is it really the best way to do it - put the goods out in a retail outlet, then pack them up and send them off again?? Why should I get hassle because some people are too lazy to go to a shop???

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I need more stress to make my blood pressure higher. You'd think that my blood pressure would be through the roof considering how wound up I get wouldn't you

Alcohol,plenty of it, that will raise your blood pressure, and it makes me mentally unstable, so my shrink says....

OldNotWIse

OldNotWIse wrote: »

My boy is leaving and I ate too much at lunchtime so that my drink hasn't taken effect

Boy?
Am i out of the ta loop

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I can't drink!! You can't believe how empty and unfulfilled my life is sober.

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I can't drink!! You can't believe how empty and unfulfilled my life is sober.

Well than you can have my sons insurance quote, that sent my BP off the fcuken scale:D

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I need more stress to make my blood pressure higher. You'd think that my blood pressure would be through the roof considering how wound up I get wouldn't you

Higher blood-pressure won't help with the farting, you know!

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jimgoose wrote: »

Higher blood-pressure won't help with the farting, you know!

I can learn to fart my name

OldNotWIse

bluewolf wrote: »

Boy?
Am i out of the ta loop

Oh Gawd...... I can't relive it. Um...basically, you know when someone is coming out and it's difficult for them to tell the people they love and they worry they might be judged and they feel like they no longer want to live a lie? Well....er...I'm coming in.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I can learn to fart my name

My Dad could fart several traditional ballads. Fact!

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jimgoose wrote: »

My Dad could fart several traditional ballads. Fact!

Your dad sounds like a legend!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Your dad sounds like a legend!

You have NO idea!

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Dads are the greatest people ever. My dad was amazeballs too. Whipped to bits, God love him. But the only person who treated me like the princess I know I am

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Oh Gawd...... I can't relive it. Um...basically, you know when someone is coming out and it's difficult for them to tell the people they love and they worry they might be judged and they feel like they no longer want to live a lie? Well....er...I'm coming in.

FFS ONW, what will the neighbours think....:D

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Dads are the greatest people ever. My dad was amazeballs too. Whipped to bits, God love him. But the only person who treated me like the princess I know I am

Really? My father taught my older sister to wheelbarrow concrete properly when she was about fourteen. :pac::pac::pac:

OldNotWIse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Dads are the greatest people ever. My dad was amazeballs too. Whipped to bits, God love him. But the only person who treated me like the princess I know I am

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Oh Gawd...... I can't relive it. Um...basically, you know when someone is coming out and it's difficult for them to tell the people they love and they worry they might be judged and they feel like they no longer want to live a lie? Well....er...I'm coming in.

You're going to feel like the only gay in the vill-aaage, only t'other way aboot!

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jimgoose wrote: »

Really? My father taught my older sister to wheelbarrow concrete properly when she was about fourteen. :pac::pac::pac:

Yeah there was only me and my brother in my family. My brother had no interest in the farm but I loved the animals, so we would go on the farm, feed the cows biscuits. Over the years I would get really attached to some of the animals from when they were baby calves and he would keep those and put them in calf, and keep them as cows, so as he wouldn't take a pet away. He didn't do it all the time, just the ones I would get really attached to.

Then when I went to beauty college, I had nobody to practice waxing/makeup/tinting/threading on because I had no mom or no sisters, so I would practice on him. And he HATED it, good lord, he was so miserable that year, but he didn't object. He was my best friend in the whole world!

Hugo Stiglitz

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Then when I went to beauty college, I had nobody to practice waxing/makeup/tinting/threading on because I had no mom or no sisters, so I would practice on him. And he HATED it, good lord, he was so miserable that year, but he didn't object. He was my best friend in the whole world!

He might have hated it but I'd say he was the best groomed fella locally!

eisenberg1

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

He might have hated it but I'd say he was the best groomed fella locally!

Ha, I can just imagine two guys sitting at a bar discussing the match, when one turns to the other and says "Mike, I have to ask, who does yer eyebrows? they look great":)

Ghost Buster

Teeny tiny cramped toilets cubicles with the hand drier in them. The mere act of whipping out the willie sets em off!

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Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

He might have hated it but I'd say he was the best groomed fella locally!

Loads of people used to comment on his clothes actually lol. Obviously I did his clothes shopping. Might not have been typical daddy stuff, but dayum, stylish!

valoren

Cousin on Facebook. He's 19.

All likes and shares about raunchy stuff, scantily clad women etc.

We get it.

You. Are. Not. Gay.

eisenberg1

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Teeny tiny cramped toilets cubicles with the hand drier in them. The mere act of whipping out the willie sets em off!

ah that would be Seamus, the hand dryer, he is like that with everyone;)

eisenberg1

valoren wrote: »

Cousin on Facebook. He's 19.

All likes and shares about raunchy stuff, scantily clad women etc.

We get it.

You. Are. Not. Gay.[/QUOT

I would not assume that to be the case.......smokescreens and all, just saying.

OldNotWIse

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Teeny tiny cramped toilets cubicles with the hand drier in them. The mere act of whipping out the willie sets em off!

No need to boast

Rubberlegs

valoren wrote: »

Cousin on Facebook. He's 19.

All likes and shares about raunchy stuff, scantily clad women etc.

We get it.

You. Are. Not. Gay.

I've a cousin who does the very same. Half naked women popping up in my newsfeed left , right and centre. You can hide all posts of naked women, without hiding your cousin. It's what I had to do. That's of course if you want to

Flutterby80

eisenberg1 wrote: »

AKA an ingrown mickey:D

They had to cut away layers of flab and skin to reveal his Mickey in all in glorious wonder! In fairness he was delighted with himself when he saw it for the first time

Flutterby80

jimgoose wrote: »

Really? My father taught my older sister to wheelbarrow concrete properly when she was about fourteen. :pac::pac::pac:

My dad taught me how to mix cement at a very young age, we were all his labourers

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Gummy children. Kid on my facebook lost her two front teeth and her aunt keeps putting up pics of her smiling with no teeth, creepy as ****.

MsBubbles

Jaysus what's going on in TTTAY today ? It's all about mickeys and jimgoose, eisenberg and Boom_Bap perving over hot Russian birds. I don't where to look.

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At The hot birds, got to stay one foot ahead of the competition!!!

MsBubbles

Lexie yer a masso girlo

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Masso is right!

TA bein hanging for home time so I could have dinner. Now that I'm home im not even hungry anymore. Porridge. And lots of sugar.

major bill

Shaving....bloody hate it!!!!

People that take 10 mins to wash their hands after having a piss

having to explain to people for the 100th bloody time how a process works cos they couldnt be arsed to write it down

sitting in on a friday night cos I'm a lonely Heart (Ladies take pity )

Pumpkinseeds

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Gummy children. Kid on my facebook lost her two front teeth and her aunt keeps putting up pics of her smiling with no teeth, creepy as ****.

Parents seem to love toothless pics of their kids. I was missing 2 upper and 2 lower teeth when I made my Communion, the photographer was a friend of my parents and he took a close up of the wafer being put in my mouth(kinda creepy). I think I looked awful but my folks love those photos.

selous

All the twits who parked their cars on level ground last night when the little bit of snow fell, and today seeing they were still parked ar*eways and blocking footpaths on narrow roads where cars fly, and that was 12 in the afternoon, the snow was well gone by then, but one did leave their lights on, ooops. bet (s)he's T.A'd.