Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

MsBubbles

Jim nope she's Irish she meant the River Thames

One eyed Jack

eisenberg1 wrote: »

And there was me wondering who the uck was "Jimgoose Gordee" and what did he do on ya?:D

Ramsay the insufferable prick was the one who sprung to mind for me! In all honesty though, speaking of angry people, how he hasn't given himself a hernia already is beyond me?


Great chef though, just lacking in business and people skills!

selous

Was it me or was the thread getting like an episode of loose women there for a while????
Dresses
undies
vibrators (3 for £50, and a yolk that looked like a hand blender)

But YES to the tttay booze cruise...

MsBubbles

selous lol ! Woo hoo another boobie for the titty cruise

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

eisenberg1 lol ! In the same news bulletin the young lady said Gordee, River Thayaims and Gwanya.

Any relation of the infamous "it" girl, Gwanya Goode-Thing?

selous

And now i'm getting bloody asos add's popping up with a long black dress and flipping knickers on my lap-top, hope that other link doesn't show up, erk!!

jimgoose

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Ramsay the insufferable prick was the one who sprung to mind for me! In all honesty though, speaking of angry people, how he hasn't given himself a hernia already is beyond me?


Great chef though, just lacking in business and people skills!

Gordon Ramsay is an ignorant over-sexed chimpanzee who can just about flambé an omelette without making a ringing bollix of it. As a cook, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Heston Blumenthal and Richie Corrigan are light-years ahead.

eisenberg1

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Ramsay the insufferable prick was the one who sprung to mind for me! In all honesty though, speaking of angry people, how he hasn't given himself a hernia already is beyond me?


Great chef though, just lacking in business and people skills!

I saw a program where he got very shirty with a large scouse guy (he looked like he bit the heads off chickens for a laugh). Anyway, scouse guy gets fed up with bullyboy Ramsay and he throws a few fcuks back, and was quite ready to stick a head on him, Ramsay near sh1t hisself, and says "There is no need for the bad language".

jimgoose

jimgoose wrote: »

Gordon Ramsay is an ignorant over-sexed chimpanzee who can just about flambé an omelette without making a ringing bollix of it. As a cook, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Heston Blumenthal and Richie Corrigan are light-years ahead.

Love Hugh, and love Richard.
Richard is such a bon vivant, i bet you wouldnt leave his table until you were heaving with food. He seems so lusty and hearty

One eyed Jack

jimgoose wrote: »

Gordon Ramsay is an ignorant over-sexed chimpanzee who can just about flambé an omelette without making a ringing bollix of it. As a cook, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Heston Blumenthal and Richie Corrigan are light-years ahead.

Can't argue with that jim






(It's food jim, but not as we know it )


I almost resisted!

Hugo Stiglitz

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I saw a program where he got very shirty with a large scouse guy (he looked like he bit the heads off chickens for a laugh). Anyway, scouse guy gets fed up with bullyboy Ramsay and he throws a few fcuks back, and was quite ready to stick a head on him, Ramsay near sh1t hisself, and says "There is no need for the bad language".

I'd love to see a clip of that!

One eyed Jack

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

I'd love to see a clip of that!

It was on one of his Kitchen Nightmare shows, I nearly fell about the place thinking "pot, meet kettle!" :pac:

redfacedbear

I have a cold, my boss is being an irritating pr1ck and I'm in such a foul humour that I can't read a single thread (other than this one) without wanting to reach into the computer and slap a few heads - and I've got asos blinking ads at me too now - gah!

But titty booze cruise? Yeah, I'm on.

selous

Just reading back thru todays rants, sorry tittys, oops tttay's the little princess car signs in cars, seen one today at 11.30 barely visible in rear window cause the dumb driver was driving with all the windows frosted over and a scratching in the windscreen trying to peek thru, didn't mind hitting someone else's little princess due to her laziness, c'mon 11.30 whats the excuse?

whiskeyman

selous wrote: »

Just reading back thru todays rants, sorry tittys, oops tttay's the little princess car signs in cars, seen one today at 11.30 barely visible in rear window cause the dumb driver was driving with all the windows frosted over and a scratching in the windscreen trying to peek thru, didn't mind hitting someone else's little princess due to her laziness, c'mon 11.30 whats the excuse?

she might have seen this!
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/watch-woman-run-over-by-her-own-mini-during-horrific-carjacking-30964038.html

Maximus Alexander

I must say I rather like Gordon Ramsay, but I will never understand why he needs to get his arse out in every episode of Hotel Hell.

selous

whiskeyman wrote: »

she might have seen this!
http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/watch-woman-run-over-by-her-own-mini-during-horrific-carjacking-30964038.html

WOW,
some guy on another thread here had his car nicked while defrosting it, insurance company wouldn't cover it, as it was left alone with the keys in it.

whiskeyman

selous wrote: »

WOW,
some guy on another thread here had his car nicked while defrosting it, insurance company wouldn't cover it, as it was left alone with the keys in it.

yep, it's unreal!
I'm surprised the amount of people who don't understand how opportunists work though!
The amount of people I see walking with their wallet on their hands... mobile phone out in front of them, almost waiting to be robbed.... and they act surprised when it gets swiped from their hands?
Same thing with people leaving doors open, and like this woman above. I heard at least 5 instances of this happening last week in Dublin alone!
Unfortunately, we cant be too careful these days

One eyed Jack

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I must say I rather like Gordon Ramsay, but I will never understand why he needs to get his arse out in every episode of Hotel Hell.

Same reason he pretends to be coy every time Johnathan Ross makes reference to his baguette sized penis during Ramsay's every appearance on the show.


(which is pretty is pretty damn regular... his appearances on the Johnathan Ross show I mean, not his baguette, that's extra large, apparently, like his head, the one on his shoulders).

selous

In U.K if it happens and you report it, you get a fine from the police too. nice, just to rub salt in your carelessness.

Pumpkinseeds

Over use of the words 'like' and 'literally'. We've all heard it, the conversations punctuated with lots of 'like' and 'literally.', in fact with teenagers their conversations seem to consist mostly of those 2 words. Come on parents, have a word with your kids like and like explain that repeatedly using those words literally and like makes them sound like they should be taking the special bus to school, like literally like.

The Diabolical Monocle

think someone said it earlier - but it needs to be said again anyway.

autoplay on webpages. i.e you click the link, maybe to a story, and a video loads up and plays without you pressing play.

annoying as fvck.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Those stupid steps on that stupid bridge, is it merchants bridge? **** those steps. I have little legs. Those steps will be the death of me one of these days.

Mickey H

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Over use of the words 'like' and 'literally'. We've all heard it, the conversations punctuated with lots of 'like' and 'literally.', in fact with teenagers their conversations seem to consist mostly of those 2 words. Come on parents, have a word with your kids like and like explain that repeatedly using those words literally and like makes them sound like they should be taking the special bus to school, like literally like.

Agree 100%.

selous

There's a D.J in the morning and that's mostly what she says, Actually, literally and like, But the one she replaced used to say "a little bit of" before and after each song,
Now for a little bit of U2 - that was a little bit of U2, She plays the whole lot, so it wasn't a little bit
(and pronounced it lih-el)

One eyed Jack

A certain fast food chain popular with spud munchers whose "food" is neither tasty nor tempting (as Mick Dundee said "you can eat it, but it tastes like shìt"). I went in and ordered my usual snack box with a pair of breasts and a large milk, got served quickly but thought nothing of it, it's what's supposed to happen.

Utterly livid that I got home and the chips taste like leftover pasta that's been left out to dry, and the chicken was like chewing something that no human being was ever intended to digest! I feel like walking back down and demanding my money back just on principle for serving customers this sort of poison unfit for human consumption. I just haven't the energy to walk because I'm bloody starving now!

The Term '' Rigid Drivers' as in


'We are currently looking for Rigid Truck drivers for our Client, a well known waste management company based in North Dublin City.'

I always have visions of people so stiff armed and tense that they waddle rigidly up to the truck.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Use of "man" and "mate" by young men on boards."Yeah man, I'll do that". "Don't tell me that mate"...

MsBubbles

Morning Titties, oops TTTAYers

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I've complained plenty about the school that's next to the train station, but this morning the traffic corps were directing traffic outside the school. That's right. An garda siochana were outside a primary school to stop it descending into chaos. Because God forbid kids walk to school, or get a bus, or cycle. And did it stop the asshole parents? No. They were still stalling in the middle of the road letting kids race across, they were still parked ACROSS the entrance to the train station letting kids out of the car, blocking up people from going in/out of the train. Youd wonder why sterilisation isn't compulsory in this kip of a town :mad:

MsBubbles

I'm not a good sleeper but slept well last night TA that I woke up in a foul humour.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'm still fuming over that. House broken into? Murdered? Getting attacked? Don't bother ringing the guards until after the school run. And there's a cycle lane on that road, up by the school. The kids that DO cycle to school can't use the cycle lane because all those asshole parents park in it.

MsBubbles

FFS Lexie, that's a disgrace and a complete waste of Garda time and resources

OldNotWIse

One eyed Jack wrote: »

A certain fast food chain popular with spud munchers whose "food" is neither tasty nor tempting (as Mick Dundee said "you can eat it, but it tastes like shìt"). I went in and ordered my usual snack box with a pair of breasts and a large milk, got served quickly but thought nothing of it, it's what's supposed to happen.

Utterly livid that I got home and the chips taste like leftover pasta that's been left out to dry, and the chicken was like chewing something that no human being was ever intended to digest! I feel like walking back down and demanding my money back just on principle for serving customers this sort of poison unfit for human consumption. I just haven't the energy to walk because I'm bloody starving now!

OldNotWIse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I've complained plenty about the school that's next to the train station, but this morning the traffic corps were directing traffic outside the school. That's right. An garda siochana were outside a primary school to stop it descending into chaos. Because God forbid kids walk to school, or get a bus, or cycle. And did it stop the asshole parents? No. They were still stalling in the middle of the road letting kids race across, they were still parked ACROSS the entrance to the train station letting kids out of the car, blocking up people from going in/out of the train. Youd wonder why sterilisation isn't compulsory in this kip of a town :mad:

...and the nanny state is considering bringing in a fat tax because kids are all obese now...

OldNotWIse

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

Use of "man" and "mate" by young men on boards."Yeah man, I'll do that". "Don't tell me that mate"...

Urgh yes!!! Know what is the most annoying? "Buddy" - usually preceeded by a super condescending comment too. I think the use of the word buddy should carry an automatic ban...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

OldNotWIse wrote: »

...and the nanny state is considering bringing in a fat tax because kids are all obese now...

I have a "work" facebook that I'm friends with a load of simpletons on. This one morning, not long after kids went back to school after xmas, this wan posts up that her child was made run 3 laps around football field at lunch time as part of the schools version of Operation Transformation. She was fuming! She wasn't sending her child to school to be made run around, no wonder kids have issues with their appearance when the school is making them feel fat etc, swear to God you couldn't be dealing with some people

One eyed Jack

OldNotWIse wrote: »

...and the nanny state is considering bringing in a fat tax because kids are all obese now...

Is that what this whole new law to have calorie counts on menus is about? You'd have to wonder are they just taking the piss in Dail Eireann with the amount of useless and ineffective legislation they bring in, and they won't address urgent legislation that actually needs to be properly looked at and introduced.

Ohh I'm not even going to start, be here all day! :pac:

OldNotWIse

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Is that what this whole new law to have calorie counts on menus is about? You'd have to wonder are they just taking the piss in Dail Eireann with the amount of useless and ineffective legislation they bring in, and they won't address urgent legislation that actually needs to be properly looked at and introduced.

Ohh I'm not even going to start, be here all day! :pac:

Yup, women with unborn babies with fatal abnormalities and who will endure pain and suffering if they are carried to term are being forced to travel abroad for terminations and bring their babies bodies home in the car boot because they've done something "wrong", but it's ok, once we make sure the kids don't get fat, the adults dont get drunk cheaply and everything is transalted into Irish to appease six people living in the West - the country will be alright :rolleyes:

MsBubbles

ONW my heart was breaking for those women. What happened to compassion and consideration for others ?
I'm so cross and upset that these poor ladies who are obviously distraught have to travel for treatment.

I'm in tears thinking about all the scared women who travel alone to England.

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A lot of them with no support from their asshole partners either.

MsBubbles

God help anyone who comes near me today I'm will tear them to shreds.

rainbow kirby

MsBubbles wrote: »

I'm so cross and upset that these poor ladies who are obviously distraught have to travel for treatment.

I'm in tears thinking about all the scared women who travel alone to England.

This has to change, it's absolutely ridiculous. Felt embarrassed to be Irish while watching that last night.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Skimming over diet sites while eating my breakfast, a giant aero.

jimgoose

rainbow kirby wrote: »

This has to change, it's absolutely ridiculous. Felt embarrassed to be Irish while watching that last night.

It's a pure solid disgrace, particularly the new breed of sixteen-year-old God-botherers without a clue, but not letting that stop them from dictating to people. Did you see that Afghan lady working as a consultant obstetrician in some hospital in Dublin, or was it Belfast? She said "In my part of the world you know the Taliban, you can see them. Here, you don't know who is Taliban!".

MsBubbles

I want to go home right now, put on a chick flick, eat my body weight in pizza, jellies and chocolate and not move from the couch all day

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

I want to go home right now, put on a chick flick, eat my body weight in pizza, jellies and chocolate and not move from the couch all day

Been there done that, just swap out "chick flick" for "some load of tripe with Steven Seagal in it"!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

MsBubbles wrote: »

I want to go home right now, put on a chick flick, eat my body weight in pizza, jellies and chocolate and not move from the couch all day

Are you sad today?

MsBubbles

jimgoose don't get started on me SPUC and YD. I will go postal

MsBubbles

Lexie yes I'm very sad today