Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

dublinjen

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I dreamt I was in school doing my leaving cert and that jimgoose and eisy were in my class. Then when I went to some boys house, for a house party, there was a swimming pool out the back that was filthy, and jimgoose was dismembered in it, turned black and all. Very strange.

No disrespect to you because that was an insightful view into your subconscious.

BUT WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU THEIR DREAMS.

Makes me feel like my soul is eating itself

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

It's hillarious reading the comments under selfies. All the 'gorgeous hun' ****e and all I can think is 'are these people looking at the same photo as me? I don't think so.:D

I changed my profile pic last night (don't change it much) pretty much all my comments were about my eyebrows.
None of this "gorgeous hun" business for me. That's pretty TA!

Zemuppet

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I changed my profile pic last night (don't change it much) pretty much all my comments were about my eyebrows.
None of this "gorgeous hun" business for me. That's pretty TA!

People who know they're decent looking and constantly changing their profile picture looking for 'gorgeous hun xx' and such comments and likes. I didn't know people could find nurishment from facebook comments and likes. Soon there will be Oxfam type ads for people starving for likes and comments.

Played to the tune of Everybody Hurts

'Just one like a day can feed a person's ego for an hour. A comment can sustain them for an hour. Please donate your likes and comments to help end this tragedy. Without your help these people will starve and with their egos deflated. Please help, thank you.'

LynnGrace

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I was rear ended on the bike on Thursday evening on my home from work (I wasn't at fault, the other fúcking cúnt was) but I actually nearly went into even more shock by how quickly I was seen in Waterford Regional and in an actual designated treatment cubicle. I arrived at around 6:30pm and was walking (thankfully) out of the hospital at 9:30pm. :eek::eek:
Nothing broken but my back is absolutely and utterly fúcked in the worst way possible.

Sorry to hear this, an awful shock to get, hope your back can be sorted .

yeppydeppy

I haven't seen lexie's eyebrows.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

yeppydeppy wrote: »

I haven't seen lexie's eyebrows.

You're missing out. They have their own fan club :cool:

yeppydeppy

Feck, a girl in the pub was being friendly in the smoking area and I didn't pay attention as I thought she was a Bruree house merchant. She told me she was waiting on a friend. An hour later she's chatting up some other bloke and the friend arrives. I coulda scored! gfdi.

fussyonion

dublinjen wrote: »

No disrespect to you because that was an insightful view into your subconscious.

BUT WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU THEIR DREAMS.

Makes me feel like my soul is eating itself

If I could thank you 100 times, I would.
I HATE people telling me about their dreams. I have zero interest in what happened in your IMAGINATION WHILE YOU SLEPT.
Bore off.

dublinjen

fussyonion wrote: »

If I could thank you 100 times, I would.
I HATE people telling me about their dreams. I have zero interest in what happened in your IMAGINATION WHILE YOU SLEPT.
Bore off.

9/10 times I respond to a dream story in two really childish ways.

1. Tell them a long story in minute detail about my "dream" which entails a regular day where nothing of note happens.

2. Tell them that last night I dreamt I lit their house on fire after they told me a dream story

ratmouse

Sensitive teeth

Frigga_92

LynnGrace wrote: »

Sorry to hear this, an awful shock to get, hope your back can be sorted .

Ah thanks.
Unfortunately getting rear ended on a bike is pretty clear cut, it's basically guaranteeing you a fúcked back for life.
It happened on Thursday and I still can't walk properly. I was bad enough walking on my leg that was broken in the previous crash, still a lot of problems with that, so basically now I just need to be put down :rolleyes:

Rosie Rant

TA'd that Graham Norton never seems to leave enough time for the "stories from the red chair" . It's my favourite part but the time is usually hogged by crap music performances and pointless interviews afterwards.

MsBubbles

You poor thing 26sdrawkcab. Hope you feel better very soon

Frigga_92

Rosie Rant wrote: »

TA'd that Graham Norton never seems to leave enough time for the "stories from the red chair" . It's my favourite part but the time is usually hogged by crap music performances and pointless interviews afterwards.

I'd love it if they got rid of the music performances altogether and just stuck to chatting to guests and the red chair.
The red chair is hilarious :pac:

Colser

Rosie Rant wrote: »

TA'd that Graham Norton never seems to leave enough time for the "stories from the red chair" . It's my favourite part but the time is usually hogged by crap music performances and pointless interviews afterwards.

Me too...and when some fool of a guest pulls the thingy in the middle of a good story...:mad::pac:

Miss Demeanour

Sunday nights......why cant you just f**k off?????

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

People who defend the actions of parents smacking kids. I don't particularly like kids, and I absolutely detest naughty kids, but hate the thoughts of a grown adult striking a small child. There's so many more effective ways to teach kids right from wrong. It bugs me how many people seem to think its ok.

Rosie Rant

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I'd love it if they got rid of the music performances altogether and just stuck to chatting to guests and the red chair.
The red chair is hilarious :pac:

They should do a red chair special at least once a month .

Quazzie

LexieOnRale wrote: »

People who defend the actions of parents smacking kids. I don't particularly like kids, and I absolutely detest naughty kids, but hate the thoughts of a grown adult striking a small child. There's so many more effective ways to teach kids right from wrong. It bugs me how many people seem to think its ok.

Always easy to look on judgmental from the outside.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Quazzie wrote: »

Always easy to look on judgmental from the outside.

Meh I've seen the damage it can do

sibby

I must be going through a mid life crisis because I dyed my hair recently????? Oh F**k off!

corkchick88

loud eaters.... grrrr

Charlie19

Footpath wan*ers.

Basically people who park their cars on the footpaths, causing pedestrians onto the road to get by. There is no major problem for me due to these idiots but for someone with a disability or even just someone wheeling a pram, I'd imagine it could be very frustrating.

One eyed Jack

sibby wrote: »

I must be going through a mid life crisis because I dyed my hair recently????? Oh F**k off!

This, and the whole "male menopause" nonsense. The first paragraph and all says -

Andropause also known as male menopause, it is the result of a gradual drop in testosterone which is an androgen. The condition "andropause" is currently not recognized by the World Health Organization. When andropause occurs, it is considered to be a deficiency state in which the hormone testosterone goes below the normal range for an aging male.

Fcuking armchair psychologists and amateur psychiatrists that haven't a bulls notion what they're talking about! :rolleyes:

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

People who defend the actions of parents smacking kids. I don't particularly like kids, and I absolutely detest naughty kids, but hate the thoughts of a grown adult striking a small child. There's so many more effective ways to teach kids right from wrong. It bugs me how many people seem to think its ok.

Agreed. If anyone wants to know what it's like to have the sh1t beaten out of you by someone three times your weight and five times more intelligent, I'm available for weddings and Bar-Mitzvahs.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I dreamt I was in school doing my leaving cert and that jimgoose and eisy were in my class. Then when I went to some boys house, for a house party, there was a swimming pool out the back that was filthy, and jimgoose was dismembered in it, turned black and all. Very strange.

How do you know it was me? Was I climbing out of it while making the "servomotor" sound? I'll be back!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

How do you know it was me? Was I climbing out of it while making the "servomotor" sound? I'll be back!

Because your name was jimgoose and your wife was ok about the situation because she got your fancy car. Eisy was the only one that was sad. I was sad too but I pretended I didn't know you because I didn't want people to know I was on boards!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Because your name was jimgoose and your wife was ok about the situation because she got your fancy car. Eisy was the only one that was sad. I was sad too but I pretended I didn't know you because I didn't want people to know I was on boards!

You so fcukan kerrr-azy!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

TA I don't feel myself. My ear hurts really bad and my eyes look like I did 10 rounds with Tyson. TA I always get sick when I'm too busy. TA more money for Dr. TA at being a hypocondriac.

http://tinypic.com/r/2qjj1a0/8

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA I don't feel myself...

You don't look so well, kid. You might be run-down. Eat and rest better, and consult your GP. You might need a tonic or vitamin supplements, or such.

deise08

When a thread is throttling away and then you post........and it DIES!

jimgoose

One eyed Jack wrote: »

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Fcuking armchair psychologists and amateur psychiatrists that haven't a bulls notion what they're talking about! :rolleyes:

This. Nowadays there's a Syndrome or a Condition or a Trauma to excuse every sort of laziness/failing/thickness. I might write a book about it, and make millions. I shall call it "Empathy - While You're Doing That, I'll Be Over Here Going Through Your Stuff!"

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Underwear that give you wedgies :mad:

whiskeyman

Air con goes too hot.
Air con goes too cold.
Air con goes too hot.
Air con goes too cold.



Repeat ad finem..

KatW4

Being late to work, especially when it isn't your fault!

iDave

Dogs and their owners

MsBubbles

TA at this thread. I'm a respectable (yeah right) married woman and instead of typing Bobby I typed booby

whiskeyman

MsBubbles wrote: »

TA at this thread. I'm a respectable (yeah right) married woman and instead of typing Bobby I typed booby

You've got 'TTTAY' on your mind!

Aglomerado

Forgot my phone AND mp3 player AGAIN. :mad:

I have access to youtube which I can have on in the background, but the headphones I keep at work are shyte, with only one earpiece working.

It's going to be a long day. :mad:
I was right... and today had to be the day all the loud people were in and my colleague decided to eat yoghurt at the desk... much hollow pot scraping.... ARGH!

Misophonia is a terrible, terrible condition.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

The stupid luas being like the Bangladeshi express, people bet onto it. It would be worth getting up earlier to walk instead of having to take it :mad:

Frigga_92

whiskeyman wrote: »

You've got 'TTTAY' on your mind!

When I see this I always think of TITTIES!!! which is a word I never use.

MsBubbles

Me too 26sDC

Frigga_92

Kanye West.
There are no words.

MsBubbles

What's young West done now ? Everyone in the parish says he's still not over the loss of the Mammy.

Frigga_92

MsBubbles wrote: »

What's young West done now ? Everyone in the parish says he's still not over the loss of the Mammy.

Beck won album of the year at the Grammys and Knacker West attempted to go up on stage but then thought better of it (similar to what he did to Taylor Swift a few years ago). Prince presented him with the award which in itself is pretty awesome and then Knacker West walked up on stage and then walked off again. You could see Beck was pretty embarrassed.

Great to see fellow artists like Beyonce, Jay Z, John Legend (none of whom I like but they are singers) laughing at this :rolleyes: You would expect there to be some mutual respect between artists.

I mean, you can't think too badly of Kim Kardashian for laughing, she wouldn't know talent if it smacked her on that big injected arse of hers that she's so fond of showing to the world.

LynnGrace

73Cat wrote: »

I saw a cushion in Tesco that actually said "You is proper fit " on it.

:pac:
FFS.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

When you have money and you go shopping and can't find ANYTHING, and when you're hanging for pay day then you have a quick race around the shops and find so many things to buy

Also, matching underwear. When you can get the knickers/suspenders in your size but not the matching bra. Major hate

Boom_Bap

I done a sponsored cycleathon thing yesterday.
My fooking arse is in bits today. There are other little muscles in my legs that are in agony as they were awoken yesterday as well.
I'm walking like I came into work on a horse.

MsBubbles

Fair play to you boom. will someone who cares about young West admit him to a psych hospital for the treatment he so desperately needs ?

BoardsMember

Irish sports interviewees starting all their sentences with "Look..." It's very prevalent in NZ & Aussie use of the English language to start their sentences with "look...", but it's creeping in here and it is a trivial thing that annoys me.

As does leaving presses/drawers open, or lids off things even on toothpaste that have the list stuck on, or lids just resting on jars so when you pick up the jar by the lid the jar smashes on the ground.