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Hercule Poirot

At a very brief press conference at the San Mames II Stadium a representative of M. Poirot, who could not appear personally due to the restraining order taken from the clubs chairman against him, gave the following statement:

"It was with a sombre soul and a heavy heart that I read these words from our dearly departed Roma manager. I hope you will find what you are searching for on the outside - I hope that you can shine a light, a beacon, for us fellow institutional men who worry that the outside world is more complicated and full of fear than we could ever imagine.

Step boldly and proudly my brother, hold your head high and know for a brief moment in time you were a God among insects, a bastion of sanity in an otherwise en-darkened world.

To my brothers left behind I say this: we will hew from the mountain of despair a stone of hope, we will build the bridges and cross the boundaries into a new world of love, hope and charity - the mass has ended, go in peace to love and serve the Lord"

Comic Book Guy

Would love to be able to thank previous post multiple times! Quality, doubt you struggled with English Paper 1 when it was your turn Hercule!

Mourinho

Delighted to see Hercule has posted another master piece, miss seeing them regularly I get a great laugh

eh i dunno

6 pointer tonight away to palermo who must have the strongest squad in division 2. Would take a draw

hufpc8w3adnk65

Im off too Malaga on a stag lads... See ye Tuesday.....maybe Wednesday......

eh i dunno

eh i dunno wrote: »

6 pointer tonight away to palermo who must have the strongest squad in division 2. Would take a draw

Won 2-0. Kruse scoring again

JamboMac

Not too disappointed with a draw.

The match ended 2 - 2 between Paris Saint-Germain and FC Porto in their Division 1 fixture.
Mandžukić and Pastore were amongst the goalscorers.

hufpc8w3adnk65

Borussia Dortmund beat Hamburger SV 1 - 0 in their Division 1 fixture.
Weidenfeller had an impressive game and was voted Man of the Match.
Gündoğan was on the scoresheet for his side.

Nice...

GLaDOS

FC Twente slumped to a 3 - 1 defeat to Sunderland in their Division 2 fixture.
Rondón was on the scoresheet for his side.

Balls

gerp99

1st point I have got in weeks...............I'm off to hide in a dark room till I actually win

GT_TDI_150

Considering the squads ... delighted with a draw!

The match ended 2 - 2 between FC Porto and Paris Saint-Germain in their Division 1 fixture.
Balotelli scored a goal and was later voted Man of the Match for his performance.
Shaqiri was also on the scoresheet for his side.

irishgoldberg

Internazionale slumped to a 2 - 1 defeat against Tottenham Hotspur in their Division 1 fixture.
Traoré was on the scoresheet for his side.


Starting to worry now, 4 defeats in the last 6 But somehow im still 3rd

Ordinary man

Panathinaikos beat Standard Liège 1 - 0 in their Division 3 fixture.
Joãozinho had an impressive game and was voted Man of the Match.
Barrios was on the scoresheet for his side.

Scored with our only shot on target 3 minutes from the end. It either shows the teams character or the managers luck but either way we'll take it

Lord TSC

irishgoldberg wrote: »

Internazionale slumped to a 2 - 1 defeat against Tottenham Hotspur in their Division 1 fixture.
Traoré was on the scoresheet for his side.


Starting to worry now, 4 defeats in the last 6 But somehow im still 3rd

First win in a while

Comic Book Guy

MrMac84 wrote: »

Im off too Malaga on a stag lads... See ye Tuesday.....maybe Wednesday......

Look I keep telling ya Isco ain't for sale at the moment............oh wait ya mean real life.
Sorry, my bad. Sometimes I have trouble differentiating between the 2!

Colemania

2-1 win against dinamo kiev to put me back to 4th. 2 goals from Erding (recently dropped from 89 to 88) and the 2 assists coming from Okazaki (recently increased from 88 to 89)

Comic Book Guy

Our first away win since mid April :cool:

Isco and Marveaux taking turns to bang in fee kicks in a 2 1 win against Besiktas.

Wilberto

Estudiantes de LP hammered West Bromwich Albion 5 - 0 in their Division 3 fixture.
Ki was in fantastic goal-scoring form and bagged 4 goals, later being voted Man of the Match for his performance.
Traoré was also on the scoresheet for his side.

Nothing to see here really, just showing everybody exactly why West Brom are being cut adrift at the foot of the table. I shall keep my preferred formation for another few days at least.

Tablewise, we stay in fourth, but are now just four points behind the leaders, Panathinaikos, and four points clear of PSV just outside the playoffs.

thisyear

Another 1-1 draw against Lyon, lacazette equaliser denied a first win for Wolfsburg under new management. still waiting for first win.... The players mustn't have finished the 420 page dossier yet, only explanation I can think off!!!!

mackeire

Anyone else notice that your team always seem to concede a vital goal in the 86th minute of a match.
Only happens if you are level or a goal up tho.

Burlap_Sack

mackeire wrote: »

Anyone else notice that your team always seem to concede a vital goal in the 86th minute of a match.
Only happens if you are level or a goal up tho.

Yeah I noticed that, also just like premier manager 98 if the highlights show you getting a freekick and there's no card then it's def a goal from the free.

Lord TSC

The most you can offer (4,280,000) is less than the minimum amount the club will sell the player for (4,410,000).

Go **** yourself, Mr Chairman. :mad:

T0001

Hamburger SV slumped to a 1 - 0 defeat to Borussia Dortmund in their Division 1 fixture.

Feck Needed something from this

eh i dunno

Took a chance on vardy for 3m. In the England squad and he should get at least plus 2 or 3.

tonic wine

eh i dunno wrote: »

Took a chance on vardy for 3m. In the England squad and he should get at least plus 2 or 3.

I brought him to Kyiv, but he got homesick and wanted to go back to England after I left.

GT_TDI_150

Wow, Koke was pricey!

Colemania

These player reviews are so lazy and random! Doing one random club the last few days

KERSPLAT!

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Wow, Koke was pricey!

He sure was. Getting bored to be honest, weeks of trying to get any kind of deal done and I wasn't getting anywhere. Fired out 4 or 5 bids Thursday and Friday, Tonic accepted, job done.

KERSPLAT!

Still bored though...

tonic wine

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Wow, Koke was pricey!

Lol, I read I got robbed yesterday.

Either way, I'm happy with the deal.
It was going to take a good offer to part with koke

I don't need strikers and am happy enough with my defence, it was just the right kind of deal for me to accept. All players have their price.