Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

bjork

dan1895 wrote: »

I'm fond of large posteriors and am unable to deceive

I like big butt and I can't deny

bjork

MelanieC wrote: »

Inform everyone! I'm departing before midnight!

Alice Cooper - ??

MelanieC

bjork wrote: »

Alice Cooper - ??

Ceadaoin cracked it a few posts back,it's New York,New York! :-)

bjork

They blew up a man who is known as the chicken man in Philadelphia last night

His residence was also blown up
Down on the promenade they getting ready for a brawl
See what bad lads to do
They are coming in buses from out of state
The cops need back up

efb

dan1895 wrote: »

I'm fond of large posteriors and am unable to deceive

baby got back

bjork

Is it not true you are looking for someone to love?
Is it not true you are looking for someone to care?

bjork

I attempt
O divine being I attempt

A quarter of century and I'm still trying to get the bit of hope
for my destination
Sometimes when I'm lying in bed, I feel a bit strange
Other times I have a smoke of a joint an I say

Yo bro What's happening?

_Whimsical_

bjork wrote: »

I attempt
O divine being I attempt

A quarter of century and I'm still trying to get the bit of hope
for my destination
Sometimes when I'm lying in bed, I feel a bit strange
Other times I have a smoke of a joint an I say

Yo bro What's happening?

What's going on - 4 non blondes

MelanieC

Slow down bjork! Some of us need time to work these out!! ;-)

_Whimsical_

You were employed as a server in a public house specialising in the mixing alcoholic beverages when I first encountered you

bjork

MelanieC wrote: »

Slow down bjork! Some of us need time to work these out!! ;-)

Just thought I'd throw a few out there :pac:

bjork

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

You were employed as a server in a public house specialising in the mixing alcoholic beverages when I first encountered you

bjork wrote: »

Is it not true you are looking for someone to love?
Is it not true you are looking for someone to care?

The Backwards Man

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

You were employed as a server in a public house specialising in the mixing alcoholic beverages when I first encountered you

Don't you want me baby?

Haven't a clue what brought me here this evening
Everything is not as it seems, I sense

_Whimsical_

bjork wrote: »

Is it not true you are looking for someone to love?
Is it not true you are looking for someone to care?

Jefferson Airplane - somebody to love?

MelanieC

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Don't you want me baby?

Haven't a clue what brought me here this evening
Everything is not as it seems, I sense

Stuck in the Middle with You - Steelers Wheel

_Whimsical_

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Don't you want me baby?

Haven't a clue what brought me here this evening
Everything is not as it seems, I sense

I know this, but the name evades me!
Frustration

bjork

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

Jefferson Airplane - somebody to love?

Yep and I've just realized the "cocktail bar song" is not the same tune

MelanieC

Why do you get me so excited flower-child,only to disappoint & mistreat me?

bjork

MelanieC wrote: »

Why do you get me so excited flower-child,only to disappoint & mistreat me?

The foundations - Build me up buttercup

MelanieC

bjork wrote: »

The foundations - Build me up buttercup

Correct!

The Backwards Man

Years ago I was a teensy tiny wain
My mammy swayed in my cot
In the well established fibre crop plantations where I'm from

bjork

It would be preferable for me if I was from a small town in Oklahoma
Where even shapes of four sides can have a fun
We go to hairdressers often, unlike those scruffy hippies in San Francisco

The Backwards Man

bjork wrote: »

It would be preferable for me if I was from a small town in Oklahoma
Where even shapes of four sides can have a fun
We go to hairdressers often, unlike those scruffy hippies in San Francisco

Okie from Muskogee

bjork

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Years ago I was a teensy tiny wain
My mammy swayed in my cot
In the well established fibre crop plantations where I'm from

Cotton Fields - Elton John



Mammys cooking pie in the kitchen
Daddys out the back giving out I'm unemployed
I packed and got out of here
and got a job with a large car manufacture

MelanieC

You almost caused me to lose my mind while you didn't feel any sorrow at all...

bjork

I'm going to ascend
Using a compass I will find my location

I'm going to ascend
Turn incorrect actions in to a valuable commodity

dan1895

One, two, three, fourteen!

Greetings, greetings. One is present in a location named after a condition where one dislikes steep inclines

wilddarts

dan1895 wrote: »

One, two, three, fourteen!

Greetings, greetings. One is present in a location named after a condition where one dislikes steep inclines

U2 Vertigo

Ghost Buster

Howaya Howaya Howaya Howaya howaya howaya almost first orgasm

ratmouse

Any takers?

I was in receipt of something from you that I comprehended. You bestowed upon me affection right into the centre of one of my limbs. I am unable to speak to you of my emotions. My blood pumping organ could be compared to what some might say is the world's best invention

ceadaoin.

ratmouse wrote: »

Any takers?

I was in receipt of something from you that I comprehended. You bestowed upon me affection right into the centre of one of my limbs. I am unable to speak to you of my emotions. My blood pumping organ could be compared to what some might say is the world's best invention

Let me roll it, Paul McCartney/wings

ratmouse

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Let me roll it, Paul McCartney/wings

Excellent!

groovie

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Howaya Howaya Howaya Howaya howaya howaya almost first orgasm

Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello (Petrol) by Something Happens.

MelanieC

MelanieC wrote: »

You almost caused me to lose my mind while you didn't show any sorrow at all...

Anyone?

bjork

MelanieC wrote: »

Anyone?

Originally Posted by MelanieC View Post
You almost caused me to lose my mind while you didn't show any sorrow at all...

Micheal Buble - Cry me a river

efb

A small numbers of queries I need addressing
that you could upset me so much
I require understanding of my mistakes
and the duration of this occurrence
Was it due to my inattentiveness?
Or lack of positive emotional warmth?
Your replies will not just keep me from going crazy
it will also give me the knowledge not to repeat these errors

efb

PS love this thread

bjork

efb wrote: »

A small numbers of queries I need addressing
that you could upset me so much
I require understanding of my mistakes
and the duration of this occurrence
Was it due to my inattentiveness?
Or lack of positive emotional warmth?
Your replies will not just keep me from going crazy
it will also give me the knowledge not to repeat these errors

All Saints - Never Ever


PS This thread loves you too!!

MelanieC

efb wrote: »

A small numbers of queries I need addressing
that you could upset me so much
I require understanding of my mistakes
and the duration of this occurrence
Was it due to my inattentiveness?
Or lack of positive emotional warmth?
Your replies will not just keep me from going crazy
it will also give me the knowledge not to repeat these errors

Never Ever - All Saints!

bjork

There's a new dance, everybody doing it
I know if you try it, you will like it too


My little sister can do it
It's as easy as learning the alphabet

MelanieC

bjork wrote: »

There's a new dance, everybody doing it
I know if you try it, you will like it too


My little sister can do it
It's as easy as learning the alphabet

The Locomotion - Little Eva

bjork

bjork wrote: »

I'm outstanding in the field
I fought for my meals
I work hard
There is no need for aggression to prove I'm right



(I don't want the original cover as as an answer I want the best cover!!!)

Did anyone get this? Maybe well have to get CSI in to investigate why not?

MelanieC

bjork wrote: »

Did anyone get this? Maybe well have to get CSI in to investigate why not?

Is that a clue?! Can't get it...... :-(

groovie

bjork wrote: »

Did anyone get this? Maybe well have to get CSI in to investigate why not?

What answer are you looking for? Baba o Reilly is the song.
Whose version are you referring to? Pearl Jam perhaps? Mr. Big?

bjork

groovie wrote: »

What answer are you looking for? Baba o Reilly is the song.
Whose version are you referring to? Pearl Jam perhaps? Mr. Big?

Correct
Pearl jam or The Who! will do

alfa beta

god this place is really loud this evening,
and it's jammers in here too, I'd prefer if it was a bit quieter,
but y'know what, might be a good thing actually
coz if you and i could actually hear each other we'd probably piss each other off big time like.

MelanieC

alfa beta wrote: »

god this place is really loud this evening,
and it's jammers in here too, I'd prefer if it was a bit quieter,
but y'know what, might be a good thing actually
coz if you and i could actually hear each other we'd probably piss each other off big time like.

Careless Whisper - George Michael

Come first or come last,fall down or stay up,this one fact is true - we shall never surrender.

alfa beta

MelanieC wrote: »

Careless Whisper - George Michael

Come first or come last,fall down or stay up,this one fact is true - we shall never surrender.

Win or lose, sink or swim, one thing is certain, we'll never give in

The Frog Chorus, Paul McCartney

MelanieC

Soon if I'm still bitter I vow to scale the nearest tall building & commit suicide.

groovie

MelanieC wrote: »

Soon if I'm still bitter I vow to scale the nearest tall building & commit suicide.

Gilbert o Sullivan - alone again naturally.