Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

Frito

myhorse wrote: »

rejoice, the festivities have ceased, I am retiring

An Emotional Fish - Celebrate?

myhorse

Frito wrote: »

An Emotional Fish - Celebrate?

well done

bjork

myhorse wrote: »

well done

Congratulations- cliff richard

myhorse

bjork wrote: »

Congratulations- cliff richard

I'll play along - yes well done

Frito

MelanieC wrote: »

I adore each move she makes,
I wouldn't alter anything.
There is no need to make her better,
She is far too pretty to reconstruct in any way.

Poetry In Motion?

Listrydude

Desist!, The hour of the mallet is upon us!

bonzodog2

Listrydude wrote: »

Desist!, The hour of the mallet is upon us!

Its Hammertime!

MelanieC

Frito wrote: »

Poetry In Motion?

Yes!!

notdarkyet

Suppose you had telepathic powers darling,
there'd be some story in my head
As in an old film about a luck-bringing spirit

_Whimsical_

notdarkyet wrote: »

Suppose you had telepathic powers darling,
there'd be some story in my head
As in an old film about a luck-bringing spirit

If you could read my mind by...I don't know. I presume it's cheating to google.

notdarkyet

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

If you could read my mind by...I don't know. I presume it's cheating to google.

That's it, Gordon Lightfoot but if you don't know the Johnny Cash version you should definitely check it out

eviltimeban

You are removing the joy from all that is possible
Insisting I move at a fast gait at such time my brain does not want to be engaged
You are removing the joy from all that is possible
I do not want to engage my brain in any capacity

Keyzer

Hello, we've just made each others acquaintance and and I know this is slightly insane but here is my phone number, please call me perhaps.

ratmouse

Keyzer wrote: »

Hello, we've just made each others acquaintance and and I know this is slightly insane but here is my phone number, please call me perhaps.

Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

lukesmom

A very mute end of the day, a religious end of the day, everything is chilled out and everything is shining around the newborn baby and its mother who hasn't had sex ever

ratmouse

lukesmom wrote: »

A very mute end of the day, a religious end of the day, everything is chilled out and everything is shining around the newborn baby and its mother who hasn't had sex ever

Silent Night

MelanieC

eviltimeban wrote: »

You are removing the joy from all that is possible
Insisting I move at a fast gait at such time my brain does not want to be engaged
You are removing the joy from all that is possible
I do not want to engage my brain in any capacity

There's No Other Way - Blur.

What is it that is bothering you?
You are so disrespectful.

ratmouse

Who was responsible for facilitating the escape of the canines?

Aphex

ratmouse wrote: »

Who was responsible for facilitating the escape of the canines?

Who let the dogs out.

If you want to ride me sideways on many occasions you must get along with my buddies.

bonzodog2

Aphex wrote: »

If you want to ride me sideways on many occasions you must get along with my buddies.

Spice Girls - Wannabe

Not sure I have gotten the gist of this thread but I will give it a go anyway. Here is a semi well known song turned into every day speech

Johns on his way over with some classic hits. But his girlfriend is working the mines at the moment. But he is some DJ all the same and is quite invested in this career.

He can tell quite a story actually, so give me my shoes so I can go out and listen, he has it going on, and is quite invested.

And despite all the violence and lies in our world, he can find a song that makes it all ok.

_Whimsical_

It's the night before the Sabbath
I feel the temperature of the environment raise
Similar to you,new born child.
I will endeavour that you will be my own,
You are aware that I will ascend you to the very summit.
I will be the cause of your madness.

Its satuday night and the something is getting hot.... thank you baby.....

oooo oooo i think I got one Saturday night

DarkyHughes

I know that I am an attractive person.

Aphex

Right said Fred - I'm too sexy

Home owner: Hey, you left your hat in my house!
Singer: Eh, you mean my house!!

ardinn

Does this count??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiFoHGVltpw

lukesmom

DarkyHughes wrote: »

I know that I am an attractive person.

I'm sexy and I know it

Menas

Aphex wrote: »

Right said Fred - I'm too sexy

Home owner: Hey, you left your hat in my house!
Singer: Eh, you mean my house!!

Paul Young-where ever I lay my hat, thats my home.

eviltimeban

The person I am is actually another man, and you are also that man and also who I am, and are grouped into one unit
Observe how they scamper in such a way that swine would from a weapon
Observe their ability to take flight
Tears are coming from my eyes

Resting on a breakfast cereal patiently expecting a mid sized transport vehicle to arrive
Large organisation item of clothing, dim cursed day of the week
You have no behaved in an exemplary fashion, your visage has exceeded its normal parameters
The person who is associated with the prolate spheroid containing albumen and vitellus is me
The people who are associated with the prolate spheroid containing albumen and vitellus is them
The large flippered marine mammal is me
Baby noise baby noise made up word

notdarkyet

eviltimeban wrote: »

The person I am is actually another man, and you are also that man and also who I am, and are grouped into one unit
Observe how they scamper in such a way that swine would from a weapon
Observe their ability to take flight
Tears are coming from my eyes

Resting on a breakfast cereal patiently expecting a mid sized transport vehicle to arrive
Large organisation item of clothing, dim cursed day of the week
You have no behaved in an exemplary fashion, your visage has exceeded its normal parameters
The person who is associated with the prolate spheroid containing albumen and vitellus is me
The people who are associated with the prolate spheroid containing albumen and vitellus is them
The large flippered marine mammal is me
Baby noise baby noise made up word

I am the Walrus by the Beatles.

MelanieC

What is it that is bothering you?
You are so disrespectful.

lukesmom

MelanieC wrote: »

What is it that is bothering you?
You are so disrespectful.

Rude by magic?

lukesmom

You were the most loveliest person that I'd ever come across, but I'm not partial to sweet nectar if im not able to have you as my possession

MelanieC

lukesmom wrote: »

Rude by magic?

No. Don't know that one......

lukesmom

MelanieC wrote: »

No. Don't know that one......

It was out this year good song

lukesmom

MelanieC wrote: »

What is it that is bothering you?
You are so disrespectful.

Ah just got it I think, if I'm right then it's a song I despise!

Shaddup your face??

MelanieC

lukesmom wrote: »

Ah just got it I think, if I'm right then it's a song I despise!

Shaddup your face??

Correct! I quite like it! Reminds me of my childhood! ;-)

bjork

You're that conceited, You think this theme of this tune is you

Conall Cernach

bjork wrote: »

You're that conceited, You think this theme of this tune is you

You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you.

"Perambulate in this manner, enunciate in this manner."

bjork

Conall Cernach wrote: »

You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you.

"Perambulate in this manner, enunciate in this manner."

Walk this way, talk this way - Aerosmith


I crack like a whip
There is this thing call rap and I'm coming at it from front and back
Make moves like you're digging a hole you master of lyrics
on a divine level
Use the mixing devices to alter the bass and the treble
Cool thinking the whole time
21/3, 14 knowledgeable, heavenly
Clever, coming first in the game
I'm so great at rapping, as good as a famous American criminal was at crime





I have the strength
I have the strength

This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass

MelanieC

bjork wrote: »

Walk this way, talk this way - Aerosmith


I crack like a whip
There is this thing call rap and I'm coming at it from front and back
Make moves like you're digging a hole you master of lyrics
on a divine level
Use the mixing devices to alter the bass and the treble
Cool thinking the whole time
21/3, 14 knowledgeable, heavenly
Clever, coming first in the game
I'm so great at rapping, as good as a famous American criminal was at crime





I have the strength
I have the strength

This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass
This is increasing in mass

I've Got The Power - Snap!

Strange but it is a fact what being alone can do,
Since I departed,my feelings for you have grown with each 24 hours passing.

notdarkyet

I visited my physician and do you know what he advised me?

Miss Demeanour

notdarkyet wrote: »

I visited my physician and do you know what he advised me?

Should have gone to specsavers ad!?? :-D

NegativeCreep

Nothing compared to you Sinead O'Connor.

notdarkyet

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Nothing compared to you Sinead O'Connor.

Correct

whatlliwear

This appliance won't convey the ideas and the pressure I am beneath.

Frito

whatlliwear wrote: »

This appliance won't convey the ideas and the pressure I am beneath.

Street Spirit?

whatlliwear

Frito wrote: »

Street Spirit?

Correct

Aphex

Here's one for guitar players

Intro: D5-C- Bflat - C- D5 (x4).... (A - C into verse)
Verse: C#m7 - G#7 - C#m7 - C - D - E-E7 F#m - B - E - A - F#m - B - E - A (into chorus)

lukesmom

lukesmom wrote: »

You were the most loveliest person that I'd ever come across, but I'm not partial to sweet nectar if im not able to have you as my possession

Nobody got mine yet ^^^^*