Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

AlanS181824

"Pussy like girls, damn, is my pussy gay?
It's a holiday- Play with my pussy day!
Pussy this, pussy that, pussy caking
Pussy ride dick like she a Jamaican"

Boards will probably censor the lot but 1,000 internet points to whoever can guess what classy lady wrote that poetry! :pac:

lukesmom

AlanS181824 wrote: »

"Pussy like girls, damn, is my pussy gay?
It's a holiday- Play with my pussy day!
Pussy this, pussy that, pussy caking
Pussy ride dick like she a Jamaican"

Boards will probably censor the lot but 1,000 internet points to whoever can guess what classy lady wrote that poetry! :pac:

Lady gaga

AlanS181824

lukesmom wrote: »

Lady gaga

Nope!

lukesmom

AlanS181824 wrote: »

Nope!

Nicki Minaj

Mr. CooL ICE

Something is going on now, but I'm not sure what.
Some guy is armed and telling me to be careful now.

I suggest it would be appropriate, young ones, did you heard that?
We should all look at what's happening.



Bonus points if you can name which movie of mine has this in the opening credits

ceadaoin.

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Something is going on now, but I'm not sure what.
Some guy is armed and telling me to be careful now.

I suggest it would be appropriate, young ones, did you heard that?
We should all look at what's happening.



Bonus points if you can name which movie of mine has this in the opening credits

Buffalo Springfield - for what it's worth

I don't know what movie but I'm gonna guess lord of war seeing as it's about an arms dealer

Mr. CooL ICE

I must not be cryptic enough. Dammit.



Senior soldiers are meeting together so they can act like evil people being all evil. They're thinking about causing havoc to make people die. In no man's land, you can smell human flesh being cooked while the battle rages on. Using gullible people to impose bad intentions on civilisation.

lukesmom

Who is appearing fine on this day? Who is appearing fine in all possible ways? You have no dress sense you newbie, you would want to be careful do not get on my nerves

MelanieC

lukesmom wrote: »

Who is appearing fine on this day? Who is appearing fine in all possible ways? You have no dress sense you newbie, you would want to be careful do not get on my nerves

Buffalo Stance - Nenah Cherry?

That Borderline one wrecked my head! :-D

Tony EH

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

I must not be cryptic enough. Dammit.



Senior soldiers are meeting together so they can act like evil people being all evil. They're thinking about causing havoc to make people die. In no man's land, you can smell human flesh being cooked while the battle rages on. Using gullible people to impose bad intentions on civilisation.

War Pigs - Black Sabbath?

Photo-Sniper

" I would be willing to put a wager that you would turn the heads of many men while dancing"

Nino Brown

Photo-Sniper wrote: »

" I would be willing to put a wager that you would turn the heads of many men while dancing"

I bet that you look good on the dance floor - Arctic Monkeys



"Crazy in the thin film, crazy in the grey matter".

MelanieC

Photo-Sniper wrote: »

" I would be willing to put a wager that you would turn the heads of many men while dancing"

I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor - The Arctic Monkeys.

Tony EH

I received some correspondence from the powers that be a few days ago. When I opened it, I couldn't believe what it said. Apparently, I was to present myself at the local army recruiting depot, or something. Sure, can you imagine me doing that shite!

bonzodog2

Nino Brown wrote: »

I bet that you look good on the dance floor - Arctic Monkeys



"Crazy in the thin film, crazy in the grey matter".

Insane in the membrane - Cypress Hill

lukesmom

There are tiny things I didn't say or do that I should have, but time for doing those things I never had, but I'm always thinking about you, always thinking about you. Explain to me how the affection you had for me is not deceased and could you please offer up for me a second turn to make you happy. Because I'm always thinking of you, always thinking of you.....

DeJa VooDoo

Sheep Lover wrote: »

"I want to strike your voluptuous girlfriend, shoot some gentleman with a semi automatic weapon from a moving car and then take some class A drugs afterwards"

ERU's 'night on the town'?

Miss Demeanour

lukesmom wrote: »

There are tiny things I didn't say or do that I should have, but time for doing those things I never had, but I'm always thinking about you, always thinking about you. Explain to me how the affection you had for me is not deceased and could you please offer up for me a second turn to make you happy. Because I'm always thinking of you, always thinking of you.....

Awwww......always on my mind.......my fave.....

Miss Demeanour

The room is spinning as the song begins
people who dont know each other enjoying the lack of light
more than one more than one our bodies join
i catch a glimpse of you through unclear atmosphere
can you feel how heavily i look at you
your near me yet still miles apart.......
And im taking my last breath to tell you.....

lukesmom

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

The room is spinning as the song begins
people who dont know each other enjoying the lack of light
more than one more than one our bodies join
i catch a glimpse of you through unclear atmosphere
can you feel how heavily i look at you
your near me yet still miles apart.......
And im taking my last breath to tell you.....

Madonna - crazy for you

lukesmom

Im not telling you that one is a money-grabber but she's not hanging out with someone who isnt short of a bob or two. Go on lady, get to the floor

MelanieC

lukesmom wrote: »

Im not telling you that one is a money-grabber but she's not hanging out with someone who isnt short of a bob or two. Go on lady, get to the floor

Goldigga - Kanye West!

I am a huge fan of an exotic,expensive spice.

MelanieC

Tony EH wrote: »

I received some correspondence from the powers that be a few days ago. When I opened it, I couldn't believe what it said. Apparently, I was to present myself at the local army recruiting depot, or something. Sure, can you imagine me doing that shite!

Public Enemy - Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos

bonzodog2

MelanieC wrote: »

Goldigga - Kanye West!

I am a huge fan of an exotic,expensive spice.

(Mellow Yellow)I'm just mad about about Saffron - Donovan

Tony EH

Tony EH wrote: »

I received some correspondence from the powers that be a few days ago. When I opened it, I couldn't believe what it said. Apparently, I was to present myself at the local army recruiting depot, or something. Sure, can you imagine me doing that shite!

MelanieC wrote: »

Public Enemy - Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos

Yep.

bonzodog2

I am aware of the planet shifting,lower than my extremities
I notice the celestial panoply crashing lower

MelanieC

bonzodog2 wrote: »

I am aware of the planet shifting,lower than my extremities
I notice the celestial panoply crashing lower

I feel the earth move - Carole King.

darkdubh

Because you are attractive,I would do anything you wish me to do ,I had intercourse with you on the bonnet of an automobile.

MelanieC

darkdubh wrote: »

Because you are attractive,I would do anything you wish me to do ,I had intercourse with you on the bonnet of an automobile.

Because You're Gorgeous - Babybird?

ceadaoin.

Sometime in the future you'll search but find I'm no longer here
The day after today might see some precipitation therefore I'll pursue the warmth giving star.

MelanieC

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Sometime in the future you'll search but find I'm no longer here
The day after today might see some precipitation therefore I'll pursue the warmth giving star.

I'll Follow The Sun - The Beatles.

MelanieC

You there girl bemoaning your existence,
You are unhappy with your children and feel trapped in your marriage.

BlaasForRafa

Accompany your female child to the affray, allow her to attend.

ceadaoin.

BlaasForRafa wrote: »

Accompany your female child to the affray, allow her to attend.

Bring your daughter to the slaughter?

BlaasForRafa

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Bring your daughter to the slaughter?

Yup. Couldn't really think of another word for slaughter.

Aphex

Father to hooker: Can my boy give you oral sex?
Hooker: No.

"boy" is a play on words.

lukesmom

Aphex wrote: »

Father to hooker: Can my boy give you oral sex?
Hooker: No.

"boy" is a play on words.

Clue???

Aphex

lukesmom wrote: »

Clue???

Think of the word "son"

bonzodog2

Don't let the sun go down on me? (EJ/GM)

Aphex

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Don't let the sun go down on me? (EJ/GM)

Well done

Is it not, "I won't"?

Sorry it was actually the Nik Kershaw song I was doing :pac:

Saralee4

MelanieC wrote: »

You there girl bemoaning your existence,
You are unhappy with your children and feel trapped in your marriage.

Mothers little helper - rolling Stones?

lukesmom

Apparently you seem to think you can make out the difference between the realm of evil and suffering, and nirvana, regions of the atmosphere and outer space seen from the earth coloured in azure as opposed to ashes.

ezra_pound

lukesmom wrote: »

Apparently you seem to think you can make out the difference between the realm of evil and suffering, and nirvana, regions of the atmosphere and outer space seen from the earth coloured in azure as opposed to ashes.

Wish you were here. The Floyd

lukesmom

ezra_pound wrote: »

Wish you were here. The Floyd

Correcto!

MelanieC

Saralee4 wrote: »

Mothers little helper - rolling Stones?

Afraid not. It's a bit of a cheesy one! ;-)

lukesmom

MelanieC wrote: »

Afraid not. It's a bit of a cheesy one! ;-)

Racking my brain here - hint???

MelanieC

lukesmom wrote: »

Racking my brain here - hint???

Ammm......I'm useless at the hints!

Ok - Travel.
(It's 80's btw.)

spiralism

This is a story all about how a certain turn of events led to my life being changed drastically. So sit down and i shall regale you with a story of how i earned the nickname "Prince" in a wealthy neighbourhood of LA called Bel Air.

In western Philadelphia, where i was born and grew up in, i was on the playground where i tend to spend most of my time, reclining, relaxing and playing some basketball after school. When a couple of unsavoury individuals who were clearly only in the area to cause trouble started doing so in the neighbourhood, i confronted them and my mother was frightened by this turn of events so i was sent to live with my wealthy relatives in an upper class neighbourhood of Los Angeles.

Despite my protests, my mother would not change her mind and packed my suitcases for me to leave. I gave her a kiss goodbye and she gave me the ticket for my flight so i grabbed my Walkman and decided it would be best that i left

First class on the flight is pretty impressive, i thought, while drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. If the lifestyle in the area i am moving to is comparable to this standard, i could certainly get used to the scenario

However, i have also heard that the neighbourhood is also quite pretentious and bourgeois and i have my doubts if this is a suitable place to send someone like me. I don't think so but i will reserve judgement on the matter and i hope they are well prepared for my arrival.

The plane landed and when i disembarked there was a person holding my name on a card who i noted bore some resemblance to a police officer. I was not keen to be arrested upon arrival so i rapidly fled the area.

I then hailed a taxi, where i noticed the dice in the mirror and a registration plate with the word "FRESH" written on it. I found this to be quite unique but thought nothing of it and asked the driver to take me to my destination in Bel Air.

I reached my destination at approximately some time between 7 and 8 pm and after saying goodbye to the taxi driver, i looked upon my new surroundings and ascertained that i had arrived.

Smidge

Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Will Smith

lukesmom

MelanieC wrote: »

Ammm......I'm useless at the hints!

Ok - Travel.
(It's 80's btw.)

Still not getting it grrrrr