Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

Duckworth_Luas

Armelodie wrote: »

November Rain GNR


It isn't this guy, his father isn't a member of the upper house of the oireachtas.
It isn't him, he's not very lucky.
Some people have spoons they use to eat all around them, but when the tv licence man comes to the door the house is in an awful state.

CCR - Fortunate Son



Grab your weapons, citizens!
Form your batallions!
Let us march! Let us march!
May impure blood
Water our fields!

bjork

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Count from 1 to 4,
Everyone is fairly intoxicated dancing in the designated dance area,
A beautiful lady is seductively shaking her bum,
You'd swear she was more interested in a relationship with me but sure I'm not even on tour!
It's probably because she knows I'm an extreme lyricist,
Or maybe because I buy every single item in the shops.
An African American has to score a home run,
If I don't then I'll have to try it on with a different promiscuous woman.
Countdown from 3 to 1,
Local chap is going mad but he doesn't know that I'm concealing a weapon.

JKWon
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floor ["whore" - dirty version],
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do **** for fun,
You aint got one nigga you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
Bitch give it back now you don't get none.




My name has been passed down through generations. Grandad was a bootlegger during Prohibition. the taxman was after him. He disappeared. My father had a u-haul with the cops name on the side for bringing the whiskey. Cops raided the house in the middle of the night. I could hear my mother crying

JFlah

bjork wrote: »

JKWon
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floor ["whore" - dirty version],
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do **** for fun,
You aint got one nigga you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
Bitch give it back now you don't get none.




My name has been passed down through generations. Grandad was a bootlegger during Prohibition. the taxman was after him. He disappeared. My father had a u-haul with the cops name on the side for bringing the whiskey. Cops raided the house in the middle of the night. I could hear my mother crying

copperhead road ?

but drawing a blank on next one ... so anyone that wants to go - fire away !

efb

My mother advised me against travelling here, my mother advised me against travelling here,
She stated: thats not the correct procedure for generating enjoyment

thegreatgonzo

efb wrote: »

My mother advised me against travelling here, my mother advised me against travelling here,
She stated: thats not the correct procedure for generating enjoyment

momma told me not to come.


A woman wears a hat even though there is a bit of a drought going on. She's having a bit of a problem with reptiles lately and is all for shooting them.
She looks like an actress that was in a film with Marlon Brando once and she likes reading french feminist writings.

PizzamanIRL

efb wrote: »

My mother advised me against travelling here, my mother advised me against travelling here,
She stated: thats not the correct procedure for generating enjoyment

Tom Jones - Mama Told me not to Come

PizzamanIRL

thegreatgonzo wrote: »

momma told me not to come.


A woman wears a hat even though there is a bit of a drought going on. She's having a bit of a problem with reptiles lately and is all for shooting them.
She looks like an actress that was in a film with Marlon Brando once and she likes reading french feminist writings.

Darude - Sandstorm

thegreatgonzo

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Darude - Sandstorm

Nope but I'm going to google that one

Cantremember

The OP wanted songs TURNED INTO ordinary language. Practically everything here so far has taken great songs in ordinary language and tried to turn them into high falutin language.

FAIL AH.

I wore too much guy liner.

cruais

Cantremember wrote: »

The OP wanted songs TURNED INTO ordinary language. Practically everything here so far has taken great songs in ordinary language and tried to turn them into high falutin language.

FAIL AH.

I wore too much guy liner.

A song by kiss?

We had a quick kiss,
ended up back at my place,
Did the bold business,
i want you to leave and go home,
But you're deciding to stay by dozing off,
im going to call a joey, so i can enjoy my smoke in peace.

kingchess

The Backwards Man wrote: »

It would founder you here tonight sur, and there's not a being about
Thamk God for the Passat interior LED kit, it's heaven

Paradise by the Dashboard light-sung by Meatloaf??

Ghost Buster

Silence your fornicating visage you person who is regularly found fornicating with my male relative

The Backwards Man

kingchess wrote: »

Paradise by the Dashboard light-sung by Meatloaf??

Finally!:pac:

I got out of bed on the Sabbath with a terrible hangover
Lager was the first meal of the day, it was OK, think I'll have another

rsl1976

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Silence your fornicating visage oh fornicating male relative

Papa Don't Preach?

Ghost Buster

rsl1976 wrote: »

Papa Don't Preach?

Nope

The Backwards Man

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Silence your fornicating visage oh fornicating male relative

Shaddup your face?

thegreatgonzo

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Finally!:pac:

I got out of bed on the Sabbath with a terrible hangover
Lager was the first meal of the day, it was OK, think I'll have another

Sunday morning coming down?

Ghost Buster

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Shaddup your face?

Nope

The Backwards Man

thegreatgonzo wrote: »

Sunday morning coming down?

That's the one . . you must be old!:pac:

FTA69

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Silence your fornicating visage you person who is regularly found fornicating with my male relative

Uncle f*cker - Terence and Philip

She is single mindedly concerned with having further offspring.

rsl1976

FTA69 wrote: »

Uncle f*cker - Terence and Philip

She is single mindedly concerned with having further offspring.

All that She wants Ace of Base

The Backwards Man

I was out for a jog on the highway trying to relieve the stress
Thinking about woman after woman after woman after woman after woman after woman after woman

lukesmom

FTA69 wrote: »

Uncle f*cker - Terence and Philip

She is single mindedly concerned with having further offspring.

All that she wants is another baby - Ace of Base

There is a glow that never diminishes

bjork

FTA69 wrote: »

Uncle f*cker - Terence and Philip

She is single mindedly concerned with having further offspring.

Ace of base
All that she wants is another baby


She dumps me. She tells me she doesn't want to be with anyone else. She's being untruthful. She's says she's not playing away on the side. She's being untruthful. She tells me she'll be my best friend forever. She's being untruthful.

bjork

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I was out for a jog on the highway trying to relieve the stress
Thinking about woman after woman after woman after woman after woman after woman after woman

Take it easy - eagles
Well, I'm running down the road
tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on
my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine

lukesmom

bjork wrote: »

Ace of base
All that she wants is another baby


She dumps me. She tells me she doesn't want to be with anyone else. She's being untruthful. She's says she's not playing away on the side. She's being untruthful. She tells me she'll be my best friend forever. She's being untruthful.

Ain't no doubt - Jimmy nail

She's purchasing some steps to the afterlife

thegreatgonzo

The Backwards Man wrote: »

That's the one . . you must be old!:pac:

I prefer mature and sophisticated thank you:p

bjork

lukesmom wrote: »

Ain't no doubt - Jimmy nail

She's purchasing some steps to the afterlife

Led Zepplin - Stairway to heaven


Howya. I adore you. What are you called?

The Backwards Man

lukesmom wrote: »

Ain't no doubt - Jimmy nail

She's purchasing some steps to the afterlife

Stairway to heaven

Occidental lady, fcuk off
Occidental lady, mother, bugger away somewhere

bjork

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Stairway to heaven

Occidental lady, fcuk off
Occidental lady, mother, bugger away somewhere

Lenny Kravitz - American woman

The Backwards Man

bjork wrote: »

Led Zepplin - Stairway to heaven


Howya. I adore you. What are you called?

The Doors, hello I love you?

It all starts at the finish
She belongs to me, conjuring amigo

The Backwards Man

bjork wrote: »

Lenny Kravitz - American woman

The Guess Who, but I'll let you away with it.

Are you the real Bjork, you're good!

bjork

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The Doors, hello I love you?

It all starts at the finish
She belongs to me, conjuring amigo

Roxette - Joy Ride


No light travels from the sun when you are not here

The Backwards Man

Denim small child, California female, dressmaker for the musical group

bjork

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The Guess Who, but I'll let you away with it.

Are you the real Bjork, you're good!

SSShhh! No comment, I'm on a roll

The Backwards Man

bjork wrote: »

Roxette - Joy Ride


No light travels from the sun when you are not here

Mary J Blige?

bjork

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Mary J Blige?

I've googled and listened to the youtube video of her song and judges decision is no, that is not the same one

rsl1976

bjork wrote: »

Roxette - Joy Ride


No light travels from the sun when you are not here

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone?

thelad95

My flavoured dairy beverage attracts all the local young men to the vicinity of my garden and they exclaim it's of superior quality to your equivalent beverage, that is most correct it is of superior quality to your equivalent beverage. I could tutor you but I would have to request adequate compensation.

Na nah na na nah.

The Backwards Man

thelad95 wrote: »

My flavoured dairy beverage attracts all the local young men to the vicinity of my garden and they exclaim it's of superior quality to your equivalent beverage, that is most correct it is of superior quality to your equivalent beverage. I could tutor you but I would have to request adequate compensation.

Na nah na na nah.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts?


:pac:

PizzamanIRL

thelad95 wrote: »

My flavoured dairy beverage attracts all the local young men to the vicinity of my garden and they exclaim it's of superior quality to your equivalent beverage, that is most correct it is of superior quality to your equivalent beverage. I could tutor you but I would have to request adequate compensation.

Na nah na na nah.

Kelis milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

bjork

thelad95 wrote: »

My flavoured dairy beverage attracts all the local young men to the vicinity of my garden and they exclaim it's of superior quality to your equivalent beverage, that is most correct it is of superior quality to your equivalent beverage. I could tutor you but I would have to request adequate compensation.

Na nah na na nah.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard- kelis


Drive in a proper manner with your hands on the steering wheel, looking ahead to the road in front

PizzamanIRL

Give me oral sex and a rimjob. Maybe even lick my back too.

The Backwards Man

bjork wrote: »

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard- kelis


Drive in a proper manner with your hands on the steering wheel, looking ahead to the road in front

Seven little girls (in the back with Fred)?

Love that song

bjork

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Seven little girls (in the back with Fred)?

Love that song

Eh, No, but the video to that on youtube is hilarious . I'm in stitches laughing

thegreatgonzo

bjork wrote: »

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard- kelis


Drive in a proper manner with your hands on the steering wheel, looking ahead to the road in front

Roadhouse blues

The Backwards Man

I encountered her in a bar in Tottenham Court Rd
Where they imbibe sparkling wine that would remind you of the world's most recognosable brand

thegreatgonzo

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I encountered her in a bar in Tottenham Court Rd
Where they imbibe sparkling wine that would remind you of the world's most recognosable brand

Is it lola?

The Backwards Man

thegreatgonzo wrote: »

Is it lola?

Tis indeed.:)

Mad yoke, you make my major organ produce musical voice notes!

bjork

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Tis indeed.:)

Mad yoke, you make my major organ produce musical voice notes!

Wild thing, you make my heart sing!! - The Troggs

the day before christmas, in a cop cell, a man told me that he would probably die within the year. He sang and I went to sleep thinking about you. I won on the horses, Happy Christmas, woohoo