Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

ceadaoin.

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I'll be your map reader
You'll always moan
The small hours come with percussive sounds
Im in need if cigarettes and rather impatient.

Kings of Leon - the bucket

Adam anto

Excuse me Joseph, where are you parambulating with that firearm in your possession?

bonzodog2

Adam anto wrote: »

Excuse me Joseph, where are you parambulating with that firearm in your possession?

Hey Joe - Jimi H

Adam anto

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Hey Joe - Jimi H

Spot on :-)

MelanieC

Mam has no clue of the location of strong affection.
According to her,it is our early time of life which maintains our strength.

lukesmom

MelanieC wrote: »

Mam has no clue of the location of strong affection.
According to her,it is our early time of life which maintains our strength.

Through the barricades -Spandau Ballet

lukesmom

lukesmom wrote: »

There are those people who ascend at the end of the day and there are also those who ascend at the beginning.
You couldn't be altered, all ready and you know the direction too!

Clue - theme tune of a TV programme

MelanieC

lukesmom wrote: »

Clue - theme tune of a TV programme

Baywatch??

lukesmom

MelanieC wrote: »

Baywatch??

No but like Baywatch it's American and also first aired in the 1980's.

Hint: The main cop in die hard also plays a detective in it!

Adam anto

lukesmom wrote: »

No but like Baywatch it's American and also first aired in the 1980's.

Hint: The main cop in die hard also plays a detective in it!

Moonlighting

Adam anto

Matriarchal murderer whipped out a glock and fired it right between his eyes. Poor guy died!!!

lukesmom

Adam anto wrote: »

Moonlighting

Yes!!

Frigating

Adam anto wrote: »

Matriarchal murderer whipped out a glock and fired it right between his eyes. Poor guy died!!!

Bohemian Rhapsody?

Adam anto

Frigating wrote: »

Bohemian Rhapsody?

Bingo!!!

Foggy Jew

Bosom'ed apartment in the State Capitol of Louisana, making my way towards the locomotive....

Ash.J.Williams

Foggy Jew wrote: »

Bosom'ed apartment in the State Capitol of Louisana, making my way towards the locomotive....

Arlo Guthrie - City of New Orleans

my go

the woman is very fond of herself and loves night, on her avonmore coloured cervical she has the sign of Beelzebub

Foggy Jew

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

Arlo Guthrie - City of New Orleans

Nope!! Try again....;)

bonzodog2

Me & Bobby McGee

Foggy Jew

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Me & Bobby McGee

Cha-Ching!!

Shadylou

the woman is very fond of herself and loves night, on her avonmore coloured cervical she has the sign of Beelzebub

black no 1?

lukesmom

I'm going to have a rest in a different realm, concentrate really well!

ceadaoin.

lukesmom wrote: »

I'm going to have a rest in a different realm, concentrate really well!

out of space, the prodigy?

MelanieC

There is something about her,I'm unsure what but it is clear she is integral to my survival.

Adam anto

MelanieC wrote: »

There is something about her,I'm unsure what but it is clear she is integral to my survival.

Billy Joel, She's Got A Way?

AlanS181824

Doubt anyone will get this and maybe I even posted this here before but...

"I'm a dragon, you're a whore,
Don't even know what you're good for,
Mimicking me is a fücking bore to me."

MelanieC

Adam anto wrote: »

Billy Joel, She's Got A Way?

That was quick! Too easy?! I'll have to up my game.....;-)

MelanieC

My requirement for you outweighs my desire for you although my desire for you is neverending.

Another too easy one,I fear! :-(

Adam anto

MelanieC wrote: »

My requirement for you outweighs my desire for you although my desire for you is neverending.

Another too easy one,I fear! :-(

Wichita Lineman?

Adam anto

I don't accept that there is a divine power that can influence my life on earth, I am well aware that you do accept this to be true honey..

bonzodog2

Adam anto wrote: »

I don't accept that there is a divine power that can influence my life on earth, I am well aware that you do accept this to be true honey..

Nick Cave - Into My Arms

(top song BTW)

theboy1

All this chatter of increasing in years is having a negative effect on me my buddy,
Similar to a feline in a sack waiting to drown

Chorus:
The mind altering substances fail to function, they just create an even less desirable situation.

bonzodog2

theboy1 wrote: »

All this chatter of increasing in years is having a negative effect on me my buddy,
Similar to a feline in a sack waiting to drown

Chorus:
The mind altering substances fail to function, they just create an even less desirable situation.

The Drugs Don't work - the verve ?

Adam anto

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Nick Cave - Into My Arms

(top song BTW)

Yep and yep!!

MelanieC

Swaying aquatic reptile was far off in the distance.

ceadaoin.

MelanieC wrote: »

Swaying aquatic reptile was far off in the distance.

Crocodile Rock?

Bongalongherb

As I went home on a faturday morning, as fat as fat can be, I saw fat girls beside my bed where my ole fat-arse should be. Well I called me wife and I said to her, will you kindly tell to me who owns that fat above my fat where my ole fat arse should be ?.

Ah you're stoned you're stoned you silly fat fcuk so stoned you cannot see, that's a lovely fat Cushion that my mother sent to me.

Choochtown

Bongalongherb wrote: »

As I went home on a saturday morning, as fat as fat can be, I saw fat girls beside my bed where my ole fat-arse should be. Well I called me wife and I said to her, will you kindly tell to me who owns that fat above my fat where my ole fat should be ?.

Ah you're stoned you're stoned you silly fat fcuk so stoned you cannot see, that's a lovely fat Cushion that my mother sent to me.

Is it "the Killing Moon" by Echo and the Bunnymen?

coolhull

Easy-peasy one!

I'm familiar with an elderly female who digested an insect. . . .
Why she would digest an insect is a mystery
I have a feeling she may well expire as a result

Foggy Jew

coolhull wrote: »

Easy-peasy one!

I'm familiar with an elderly female who digested an insect. . . .
Why she would digest an insect is a mystery
I have a feeling she may well expire as a result

I know an old woman who swallowed a fly....

Foggy Jew

In a place, beyond a meteorological phenomenon caused by reflection, refraction and dispersion of water droplets, a at considerable altitude, exists a country, previously only described to me in nocturnal sleep inducing warbling....

coolhull

Foggy Jew wrote: »

In a place, beyond a meteorological phenomenon caused by reflection, refraction and dispersion of water droplets, a at considerable altitude, exists a country, previously only described to me in nocturnal sleep inducing warbling....

Somewhere over the Rainbow. .

Frigating

Foggy Jew wrote: »

In a place, beyond a meteorological phenomenon caused by reflection, refraction and dispersion of water droplets, a at considerable altitude, exists a country, previously only described to me in nocturnal sleep inducing warbling....

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

EDIT:Oops, nevermind me

coolhull

Old Englebert Humperdinck favourite. . .for people of a certain vintage!


I pondered as to whether I should leave or remain
The orchestra had just one more melody in its repetoire
Then, with a sideways glance, I spotted you
_A small female, by yourself, and very timid.
You and I swayed to the rhythm of the final melody
A pair of sad individuals, united
I lost my heart to you
The final classical tune should be endless

Ghost Buster

When I quit my East Mayo home town my maiden head was testament to my sexual nieveity

MelanieC

coolhull wrote: »

Old Englebert Humperdinck favourite. . .for people of a certain vintage!


I pondered as to whether I should leave or remain
The orchestra had just one more melody in its repetoire
Then, with a sideways glance, I spotted you
_A small female, by yourself, and very timid.
You and I swayed to the rhythm of the final melody
A pair of sad individuals, united
I lost my heart to you
The final classical tune should be endless

The Last Waltz!

lukesmom

You have my telephone number now it's up to you to ring me, your aware that I'll hurry to you and assist you in changing the look of your walls, I'll mow your back garden, don't need to appear to be tough to avail of my male chicken

coolhull

MelanieC wrote: »

The Last Waltz!

Go Melanie!

Ayls

Now I'm living my life one day at a time since losing your love I've been losing my mind, no more can I see the future so clear and it's not what I mean, I mean it's not what it seems, I just keep living for dreams.

MelanieC

Ayls wrote: »

Now I'm living my life one day at a time since losing your love I've been losing my mind, no more can I see the future so clear and it's not what I mean, I mean it's not what it seems, I just keep living for dreams.

Gotta Write A Classic - Adrian Gurwitz. Love that song. You didn't change the lyrics tho?!

Ayls

Oopps........sorry joined the thread late, didn't realise the rules ! I'll try another one