Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

Wacker The Attacker

"hippie dissertation"

coolhull

When I was in my childhood I attended a centre of learning
I’d be seated at my desk , feeling like a gobsh*te
The tutor educated us, and taught us all we needed in life
She possessed a long rod that had a curve at one end
She would recite, numerically, as Gaelge
The numbers one, two, three, then repeat them
One, two , three, and more
But basically, I hadn't a fcukin’ clue regarding the Irish language

MelanieC

Aon Focail Eile - Richie Kavanagh?

coolhull

^^^

Spot on

bjork

I'm not going to live for much longer
I'm too busy to fix the slates on the roof
I've no time to repair the floor

No time to put a drop of oil on the hinges
or fix the broken window
I'm not going to have any use for this house anymore, I'm going to die



Aaoou!!

bjork

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

"hippie dissertation"

Technohead - I want to be a hippy

coolhull

bjork wrote: »

I'm not going to live for much longer
I'm too busy to fix the slates on the roof
I've no time to repair the floor

No time to put a drop of oil on the hinges
or fix the broken window
I'm not going to have any use for this house anymore, I'm going to die



Aaoou!!

This Ole House - Shakin' Stephens?

spud82

basically having you around every day improves things all the time

MelanieC

I have no interest in some puny lightweight nor someone of ambiguous gender.

wally79

spud82 wrote: »

basically having you around every day improves things all the time

Better - tom Baxter?

spud82

wally79 wrote: »

Better - tom Baxter?

yes

Dramatik

Do...Do...Do...Somebody else ceases to exist...

lukesmom

Dramatik wrote: »

Do...Do...Do...Somebody else ceases to exist...

Another one bites the dust

lukesmom

lukesmom wrote: »

You have my telephone number now it's up to you to ring me, your aware that I'll hurry to you and assist you in changing the look of your walls, I'll mow your back garden, don't need to appear to be tough to avail of my male chicken

Come on guys!!!

The lazy rat

To my surprise

100 stories high

MelanieC

The lazy rat wrote: »

To my surprise

100 stories high

Disco Inferno

wally79

The lazy rat wrote: »

To my surprise

100 stories high

Aren't they the actual lyrics?

coolhull

Now someone told me there’s a n unusual note playable on strings
Once played by a biblical King, and God was satisfied
But melody is not really your thing, is it?
Here’s how it goes –
Number four, number five
The small descent, the huge ascent
That puzzled King lyricising ‘’Rejoice’’
Rejoice
Rejoice
Rejoice
Rejoice

The Diabolical Monocle

Unknown individual, Unknown individual, Unknown individual, Unknown individual

Its temperate here this evening, solitary, dark and calm

On a temperate seasonal evening.
Fear not the society we have created
On a temperate seasonal evening.

Because when a lady with long legs crosses your path
Yes, one can observe her intentions from her pupils
And conclude that its

[Refrain]
Temperate in the metropolis, temperate in the metropolis, this evening.
Temperate in the metropolis, temperate in the metropolis, this evening

ceadaoin.

coolhull wrote: »

Now someone told me there’s a n unusual note playable on strings
Once played by a biblical King, and God was satisfied
But melody is not really your thing, is it?
Here’s how it goes –
Number four, number five
The small descent, the huge ascent
That puzzled King lyricising ‘’Rejoice’’
Rejoice
Rejoice
Rejoice
Rejoice

Hallelujah- Leonard Cohen

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Unknown individual, Unknown individual, Unknown individual, Unknown individual

Its temperate here this evening, solitary, dark and calm

On a temperate seasonal evening.
Fear not the society we have created
On a temperate seasonal evening.

Because when a lady with long legs crosses your path
Yes, one can observe her intentions from her pupils
And conclude that its

[Refrain]
Temperate in the metropolis, temperate in the metropolis, this evening.
Temperate in the metropolis, temperate in the metropolis, this evening

Hot in the city - billy idol!

Miss Demeanour

MelanieC wrote: »

I have no interest in some puny lightweight nor someone of ambiguous gender.

So macho....... :-D

The Diabolical Monocle

the majority of people remark that the feces porn male has a speech impediment yet does not have said speech impediment when he chants.

however, what you are ignorant of, and which I shall correctly inform you of now, is the fact that a speech impediment and feces porn are identical items.

bonzodog2

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

the majority of people remark that the feces porn male has a speech impediment yet does not have said speech impediment when he chants.

however, what you are ignorant of, and which I shall correctly inform you of now, is the fact that a speech impediment and feces porn are identical items.

Scatman

GoodDryingDay

lukesmom wrote: »

You have my telephone number now it's up to you to ring me, your aware that I'll hurry to you and assist you in changing the look of your walls, I'll mow your back garden, don't need to appear to be tough to avail of my male chicken

Oops sorry...I meant Fcuk You ☺

Dr.Dre

MelanieC

He's existing from day to day,having a ball. He finds it comical to think how he's supposed to act.

Ghost Buster

Ghost Buster wrote: »

When I quit my East Mayo home town my maiden head was testament to my sexual nieveity

No takers????
I win!!!

Listrydude

Are you inclined towards a five-and-dime? Pretty much disconterted.....

MelanieC

MelanieC wrote: »

He's existing from day to day,having a ball. He finds it comical to think how he's supposed to act.

Any takers on this one??

lukesmom

MelanieC wrote: »

Any takers on this one??

Hint please!!

bonzodog2

MelanieC wrote: »

He's existing from day to day,having a ball. He finds it comical to think how he's supposed to act.

Don't stop me now - Queen perhaps ???

MelanieC

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Don't stop me now - Queen perhaps ???

No.
Hint - It's a movie theme.

MelanieC

MelanieC wrote: »

He's existing from day to day,having a ball. He finds it comical to think how he's supposed to act.

Notorious B.I.G, Everyday Struggle?

MelanieC

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Notorious B.I.G, Everyday Struggle?

No!

Mefistofelino

Arthur's Theme - Christoper Cross?

MelanieC

Mefistofelino wrote: »

Arthur's Theme - Christoper Cross?

Yes!! Well done! :-)

Foggy Jew

From the very beginning you were a robber. You purloined my cardiac organ & I submitted willingly....

Stinjy

Foggy Jew wrote: »

From the very beginning you were a robber. You purloined my cardiac organ & I submitted willingly....

Pink - just give me a reason

Foggy Jew

Ding ding ding!

bnt

Foggy Jew wrote: »

Ding ding ding!

Judy Garland - The Trolley Song? :cool:

Foggy Jew

Actually, I was applauding Stinjy....., but hey!

MelanieC

Address me! Address me by my moniker or address me by my digit!

Tony EH

Call Me

Blondie?

Frito

MelanieC wrote: »

Address me! Address me by my moniker or address me by my digit!

To my great shame...The One and Only by Chesney Hawkes.

MelanieC

Frito wrote: »

To my great shame...The One and Only by Chesney Hawkes.

No shame - iconic song!! :-)

conorh91

Frito wrote: »

To my great shame...The One and Only by Chesney Hawkes.

You're not supposed to tell us!

What even happens now?

Here,

As well as that, I will be in love with you, babes - infinitely
And I'll be at those co-ordinates infinitely plus one day - for keeps

mikemac1

conorh91 wrote: »

As well as that, I will be in love with you, babes - infinitely
And I'll be at those co-ordinates infinitely plus one day - for keeps

Always

Bon Jovi

Amirite?

coolhull

12 o’clock at night
The kerb is totally silent
Has that orb in the sky got amnesia
She is laughing to herself
In the light from the streetlamps
Last summer’s leaves gather round my lower extremities
And the gusts starts to keen

Hint : from a musical

Frigating

coolhull wrote: »

12 o’clock at night
The kerb is totally silent
Has that orb in the sky got amnesia
She is laughing to herself
In the light from the streetlamps
Last summer’s leaves gather round my lower extremities
And the gusts starts to keen

Hint : from a musical

Memory from Cats

coolhull

^^
Yep, good one!

MelanieC

Remarkable evening,Christmas period in the early sixties.