Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

XxMCRxBabyxX

Robsweezie wrote: »

Number 2 = I am not the opinion that you are quite prepared for this gelatine.

I don't think you're ready for this jelly

Bootylicious - Destiny's Child

Digital Solitude

Robsweezie wrote: »

Number 1= you have stated that thine art delusional, as you are not in thought about my knowledge of your actions, thus when you refer to one as an infant, I am of the knowledge that I cant be the sole individual to whom you referred to as an infant..

Sam Smith - I'm not the only one

MelanieC

Can we resurrect this thread please?! Some of these used to keep me racking my brains for days on end!

On a daily basis, I gaze through glass at planet earth.

Duckworth_Luas

MelanieC wrote: »

Can we resurrect this thread please?! Some of these used to keep me racking my brains for days on end!

On a daily basis, I gaze through glass at planet earth.

Waterloo Sunset

MelanieC

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Waterloo Sunset

Yes! Do you (or anyone!) have one to offer?

Winterlong

Shall we make it not off?

MelanieC

Winterlong wrote: »

Shall we make it not off?

Let's get it on?

_Kaiser_

May have been done (I only read the first few pages but that Warren G - REgulate one was epic ) but easy enough I'm sure

I was out for a jog, trying to take my mind of things
Thinking about multiple women in my life
several want to me to commit to them, some want to throw objects at me,
one considers me a good friend

Jimbob1977

You noted that my rate was not inexpensive
You remunerated me with eighteen guineas
You solemnly vowed to reproduce my image on the covers of periodicals
On every surface, in every urban setting

MelanieC

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

You noted that my rate was not inexpensive
You remunerated me with eighteen guineas
You solemnly vowed to reproduce my image on the covers of periodicals
On every surface, in every urban setting

You're gorgeous - Babybird

Olishi4

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

May have been done (I only read the first few pages but that Warren G - REgulate one was epic ) but easy enough I'm sure

I was out for a jog, trying to take my mind of things
Thinking about multiple women in my life
several want to me to commit to them, some want to throw objects at me,
one considers me a good friend

Take it easy - The Eagles

MelanieC

Incarcerate me please and forbid sunlight from entering my space of solitude.

_Kaiser_

OK this might be cheating a bit but let's see if anyone get's it...

Do DoDoDaDo, DoDoDaDo Do, DoDoDaDo Do Oi! Oi! Oi!

Jimbob1977

MelanieC wrote: »

You're gorgeous - Babybird

Yep!!!!

Jimbob1977

It doesn't matter if we are fraternally linked or if you are a female who has given birth

You wish to retain this mortal coil

MelanieC

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

It doesn't matter if we are fraternally linked or if you are a female who has given birth

You wish to retain this mortal coil

Stayin' Alive?

Jimbob1977

MelanieC wrote: »

Stayin' Alive?

Well done. It's like we're telepathically linked or something

MelanieC

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

Well done. It's like we're telepathically linked or something

Ha ha! Great minds think alike! (Or fools seldom differ!)
Do you want to try your luck with the one I posted above??

Jimbob1977

MelanieC wrote: »

Incarcerate me please and forbid sunlight from entering my space of solitude.

A clue perhaps? Struggling badly.

bonzodog2

MelanieC wrote: »

Incarcerate me please and forbid sunlight from entering my space of solitude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6WaCVv5kRg

?

MelanieC

Yes!! Well done bonzodog! :-)

bonzodog2

I attended some merrymaking at the place of incarceration of the local district

Every prisoner was "gettin down" and the musicians were starting to squeal

However the men were not diplomatic

All of them fought in the road

At the hop, in the prison

Duckworth_Luas

Jail House Rock

ceadaoin.

bonzodog2 wrote: »

I attended some merrymaking at the place of incarceration of the local district

Every prisoner was "gettin down" and the musicians were starting to squeal

However the men were not diplomatic

All of them fought in the road

At the hop, in the prison

Jailhouse rock?

Edit: beaten to it!

bonzodog2

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Jail House Rock

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Jailhouse rock?

Edit: beaten to it!

No!

ceadaoin.

bonzodog2 wrote: »

No!

Whoops. Rubber bullets then!

bonzodog2

Yup!

bnt

Given all the unusual activity in Long Beach County, I find it difficult to be myself these days. Nevertheless, I regularly manage to invent interesting stories to tell. I thought I ought to do something fun with my friends, since we found some good stuff to smoke.

Now it's well after midnight, and my parents haven't got back yet to shut down the festivities. The lounge is full of girls enjoying themselves and each other, refusing to leave untll the sun comes up. It's fine, me and my friends have got protection, so we'll just have a bit of fun, smoke some more, and get busy.

ceadaoin.

The reality is I don't know any other life than being a criminal so I have to be in with the gang. I want a life like I see on TV and for that I need money so me and my gun are always on the look out for an opportunity. I'm crazy and liable to explode at any moment and so are my friends so don't make me angry. I don't really care if I live or die, I'm all or nothing. I don't even know if I'll see my next birthday at this rate

K.Flyer

ceadaoin. wrote: »

The reality is I don't know any other life than being a criminal so I have to be in with the gang. I want a life like I see on TV and for that I need money so me and my gun are always on the look out for an opportunity. I'm crazy and liable to explode at any moment and so are my friends so don't make me angry. I don't really care if I live or die, I'm all or nothing. I don't even know if I'll see my next birthday at this rate

Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise

The Rape of Lucretia

You are not going to go around any more, randy playboy,
night and day disturbing sleeping girls,
thinking you are God's gift.
night and day disturbing sleeping girls,
thinking you are God's gift.

You wont be wearing those trendy clothes any more,
that cool hat,
that slick hair, that cocky pose,
those flushed cheeks!
those flushed cheeks!

Akrasia

It was a nice day so we had a few drinks in the park, went to the zoo, saw a movie and had a load of heroin

Man how I love heroin. And farming.

RayCon

Akrasia wrote: »

It was a nice day so we had a few drinks in the park, went to the zoo, saw a movie and had a load of heroin

Man how I love heroin. And farming.

Perfect Day -Lou Reed

Jrop

Deleted User wrote: »

Ok, this is my favourite AH thread for a while. Kudos to bjork, who's so modest that she's not even posting her own songs!



U Can't Touch This. :cool:

My large serpent does not desire nothing
Except if you possess baked goods, descendant of Atilla

Baby Got Back

K.Flyer

Most likely done before, but anyhow...


After upseting my mother I told her to get on with things as usual if I couldn't get back by the next day.
Time has now caught up with me and I have to deal with some harsh realities, my health is bad, I am sore all over and trembling. As I face my demise I bid you all farewell.

Jrop

K.Flyer wrote: »

Most likely done before, but anyhow...


After upseting my mother I told her to get on with things as usual if I couldn't get back by the next day.
Time has now caught up with me and I have to deal with some harsh realities, my health is bad, I am sore all over and trembling. As I face my demise I bid you all farewell.

Bohemian Rhapsody Queen

Yes, you have some cutlery,
But are you going to eat?
Are you though, black person, are you though?
Three meals a day is just for beginners.

K.Flyer

Jrop wrote: »

Bohemian Rhapsody Queen

Yes , (note to self: must try harder )

bnt

re this one ... no takers?

Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice

MelanieC

bnt wrote: »

re this one ... no takers?

Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice

Never would've got that in a million years! :-)

MelanieC

Don't you think it would be cool if the future were now? No hanging around then.

duchalla

The girl is an obedient child, cares about her maternal parent, religion and her country. She's also into a dead rock n roll star, animals of an equine nature and her fella....

(too easy, but I've written it now...)

bonzodog2

duchalla wrote: »

The girl is an obedient child, cares about her maternal parent, religion and her country. She's also into a dead rock n roll star, animals of an equine nature and her fella....

(too easy, but I've written it now...)

American Girl - Tom Petty

Squall Leonhart

duchalla wrote: »

The girl is an obedient child, cares about her maternal parent, religion and her country. She's also into a dead rock n roll star, animals of an equine nature and her fella....

(too easy, but I've written it now...)

Free Fallin' - Tom Petty

If you consider it honest that they put a male human on our natural satellite, male human on our natural satellite

ahlookit

Tom Petty - Freefalling

ahlookit

Squall Leonhart wrote: »

Free Fallin' - Tom Petty

If you consider it honest that they put a male human on our natural satellite, male human on our natural satellite

REM - Man on the Moon

bonzodog2

MelanieC wrote: »

Don't you think it would be cool if the future were now? No hanging around then.

Wouldn't it be nice - Beach Boys

ahlookit

You are in possession of a vehicle with great velocity and I wish to depart this place.
Perhaps we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, because anything is going to be an improvement on this

Mam of 4

ahlookit wrote: »

You are in possession of a vehicle with great velocity and I wish to depart this place.
Perhaps we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, because anything is going to be an improvement on this

Fast Car , Tracey Chapman ?

Winterlong

ahlookit wrote: »

You are in possession of a vehicle with great velocity and I wish to depart this place.
Perhaps we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, because anything is going to be an improvement on this

Fast car - Tracy Chapman?

Ooppps, Mam beat me.