Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

K.Flyer

ahlookit wrote: »

You are in possession of a vehicle with great velocity and I wish to depart this place.
Perhaps we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, because anything is going to be an improvement on this

Tracy Chapman - Fast Car

"You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Any place is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me myself I got nothing to prove."

edit: Beaten to it.

ahlookit

You're all right - will have to think of something with a bit more difficulty!

Squall Leonhart

I'd imagine you are curious how I found out about your plans to upset me

Winterlong

You must be faster, slower.
Because if you think that love is the best then you need to have sex with a lots of people.
Shortly you will see that you need to decide.

ahlookit

Winterlong wrote: »

You must be faster, slower.
Because if you think that love is the best then you need to have sex with a lots of people.
Shortly you will see that you need to decide.

Bucks Fizz. Making Your Mind Up.

MelanieC

Squall Leonhart wrote: »

I'd imagine you are curious how I found out about your plans to upset me

Heard it through the grapevine.

gramar

Disturb me from my sleep in advance of you leaving leaving.

Winterlong

gramar wrote: »

Disturb me from my sleep in advance of you leaving leaving.

Wake me up before you go go...

K.Flyer

Walking quietly through the house in the early hours of the morning, explanation written and left in the kitchen, closes the door behind and is gone.

ahlookit

She's leaving home

Markcheese

The beatles , she's leaving home ?

D'oh beaten to it..

gramar

Good day, it is imperative that you be informed, I contemplate your location, I contemplate your activities, might you be someplace without company or might there be a person adoring you...

marcbrophy

gramar wrote: »

Good day, it is imperative that you be informed, I contemplate your location, I contemplate your activities, might you be someplace without company or might there be a person adoring you...

Hello

ahlookit

I was pleasantly plastered, yet I'm unhappy at this juncture
I successful in my search for gainful employment, yet I remain unhappy

MelanieC

ahlookit wrote: »

I was pleasantly plastered, yet I'm unhappy at this juncture
I successful in my search for gainful employment, yet I remain unhappy

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - The Smiths

MelanieC

Hey everyone,can't you see we have to help this kid or he'll become filled with rage....

Squall Leonhart

MelanieC wrote:

Hey everyone,can't you see we have to help this kid or he'll become filled with rage....

"People can't you understand, a child needs a helping hand, or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day" Elvis??

Olishi4

You're so in love with yourself

ahlookit

Olishi4 wrote: »

You're so in love with yourself

you probably think this post is about you

ahlookit

The appelation and domicile of all my acquaintances seems to have slipped my mind.
This is not a source of woe

MelanieC

Squall Leonhart wrote: »

"People can't you understand, a child needs a helping hand, or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day" Elvis??

Yes! In The Ghetto.

Olishi4

I am at the centre of a series of events, each caused by the previous one.

MelanieC

Olishi4 wrote: »

I am at the centre of a series of events, each caused by the previous one.

I'm in the middle of a chain reaction!
Diana Ross.

guile4582

She took my heart away, she said, I've had it coming to me, but I wanted it that way

MelanieC

guile4582 wrote: »

She took my heart away, she said, I've had it coming to me, but I wanted it that way

You ain't seen nothing yet.
Aren't those the actual lyrics tho?! :-)

Squall Leonhart

There was no need for you to remove me from your life and make it seem we never had a relationship, like what we had wasn't anything

ceadaoin.

Squall Leonhart wrote: »

There was no need for you to remove me from your life and make it seem we never had a relationship, like what we had wasn't anything

Somebody I used to know by gotye? Not sure if that's what it's actually called!

Squall Leonhart

ceadaoin. wrote:

Somebody I used to know by gotye? Not sure if that's what it's actually called!

The very one

MelanieC

I've no idea why you're thinking what you're thinking,in my opinion everything between us is grand.

ceadaoin.

MelanieC wrote: »

I've no idea why you're thinking what you're thinking,in my opinion everything between us is grand.

Pink, just give me a reason?

MelanieC

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Pink, just give me a reason?

Yep!

guile4582

MelanieC wrote: »

You ain't seen nothing yet.
Aren't those the actual lyrics tho?! :-)

I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She said, I've had it comin' to me
But I wanted it that way
I think that any love is good lovin'
So I took what I could get, mmh
Oooh, oooh she looked at me with big brown eyes

And said,
You ain't seen nothin' yet

MelanieC

guile4582 wrote: »

I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She said, I've had it comin' to me
But I wanted it that way
I think that any love is good lovin'
So I took what I could get, mmh
Oooh, oooh she looked at me with big brown eyes

And said,
You ain't seen nothin' yet

I think you might be slightly missing the point of this thread! ;-)

gramar

On each occasion I observe your gorgeous globular vision organs,
I observe an amorous feeling that cannot be obtained by monetary means.....

K.Flyer

gramar wrote: »

On each occasion I observe your gorgeous globular vision organs,
I observe an amorous feeling that cannot be obtained by monetary means.....

Roy Orbison - You Got It. ?

"Every time I look into your lovely eyes
I see a love that money just can't buy.."

MelanieC

Pasty teenage monsters wander around outside and in cafes.....

ahlookit

MelanieC wrote: »

Pasty teenage monsters wander around outside and in cafes.....

The magnificentDivine comedy - Songs of Love aka Fr Ted theme

MelanieC

ahlookit wrote: »

The magnificentDivine comedy - Songs of Love aka Fr Ted theme

Dammit! You lot are too good! :-)

ahlookit

I browsed the journal earlier son, saw a jammy git who got lucky again
Even though the story wasnt funny I LOLed

Winterlong

A day in the life.

XxMCRxBabyxX

You believe that you have to preserve my frost
You do not
You believe that I will squander your income
I will not
Notwithstanding you became penniless
My devotion is free

Squall Leonhart

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

You believe that you have to preserve my frost
You do not
You believe that I will squander your income
I will not
Notwithstanding you became penniless
My devotion is free

Jennifer Lopez - My Love Don't Cost A Thing

XxMCRxBabyxX

Too easy?

MelanieC

It pains me to note your present demeanour,it is so obvious you are unhappy and sombre.

guile4582

"get the people who started this, there seems something wrong about it all"

NikoTopps

How did it come down to this?
Scrolling through your call list,
I don't wanna lose my pride,
But Ima fućk me up a bitch!

MetzgerMeister

Not all is correct, create darkness
Thoughts tonight won't be light
And they are not of a fairy tale character

Dreaming of people fighting, dreaming of people not telling the truth
Dreaming of the breath that comes from a flying dinosaur
Also of things that close their mouth and have teeth.

Pat Mustard

Five employments
He said that I have
Six employments
He observed me
Cleaning grime by Six
And I engaged in
Six employments
When you are gone
Studying by Six
I don't care if he
Becomes upset by Four
Upsetting

bnt

MetzgerMeister wrote: »

Not all is correct, create darkness
Thoughts tonight won't be light
And they are not of a fairy tale character

Dreaming of people fighting, dreaming of people not telling the truth
Dreaming of the breath that comes from a flying dinosaur
Also of things that close their mouth and have teeth.

Metallica - Enter Sandman

I am not pained by this. Would you like to experience the sensation?
No, no injuries occurred. Do you wish to know about the bargain we have struck?
It's about the two of us: had we the ability, we might negotiate with a deity to swap positions, and sprint towards the top of a path, mountain or other structure.

boobar

Oh, we have 50% of the journey complete, ohhhh we're residing on a message to God.