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Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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  • #1452
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    boobar wrote: »
    Oh, we have 50% of the journey complete, ohhhh we're residing on a message to God.

    Aj jaysus..even I know that one......The Proclaimers...500 miles


  • #1453
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    gramar wrote: »
    Aj jaysus..even I know that one......The Proclaimers...500 miles

    Oh jaysus...well you're wrong try again.


  • #1454
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    boobar wrote: »
    Oh, we have 50% of the journey complete, ohhhh we're residing on a message to God.

    Bon Jovi Living on a Prayer???


  • #1455
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    TheTorment wrote: »
    Bon Jovi Living on a Prayer???

    Well done, have a cigar.


  • #1456
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    The hurt it caused was sufficient to make a timid hirsutely challenged Buddhist consider committing multiple homicides.


  • #1457
    ahlookit
    Registered Users Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    boobar wrote: »
    The hurt it caused was sufficient to make a timid hirsutely challenged Buddhist consider committing multiple homicides.

    The Smiths - Stop me if you think you've heard this one before...


  • #1458
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    ahlookit wrote: »
    The Smiths - Stop me if you think you've heard this one before...

    Excellent Ahlookit!


  • #1459
    ahlookit
    Registered Users Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    boobar wrote: »
    Excellent Ahlookit!

    Those lyrics (even in disguise) could only come from Moz. And people think he's got no sense of humour.


  • #1460
    Keyzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    Inhale, Inhale oxygen
    Nothing to fear in being sympathetic
    Depart but dont depart from me
    Observe your surroundings but select your platform


  • #1461
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Keyzer wrote: »
    Inhale, Inhale oxygen
    Nothing to fear in being sympathetic
    Depart but dont depart from me
    Observe your surroundings but select your platform

    Pink Floyd - Breathe


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  • #1462
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    ahlookit wrote: »
    Those lyrics (even in disguise) could only come from Moz. And people think he's got no sense of humour.


    Well put Ahlookit, Moz is the true poet laureate.

    As an afterthought I should have said follicley challenged rather than hirsutely but I'm not Moz.


  • #1463
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Whatever distance, I will forever adore you.

    For whatever duration I remain, I will forever adore you.


  • #1464
    ceadaoin.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,365 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    boobar wrote: »
    Whatever distance, I will forever adore you.

    For whatever duration I remain, I will forever adore you.

    The cure, lovesong


  • #1465
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    ceadaoin. wrote: »
    The cure, lovesong

    Spot on ceadaoin.


  • #1466
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    On those occasions the earth's satellite impacts on your globular organ of sight in the manner of a large italian dish with toppings it is called love.


  • #1467
    zinzan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭zinzan


    gramar wrote: »
    On those occasions the earth's satellite impacts on your globular organ of sight in the manner of a large italian dish with toppings it is called love.

    That's amore....


  • #1468
    ahlookit
    Registered Users Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    gramar wrote: »
    On those occasions the earth's satellite impacts on your globular organ of sight in the manner of a large italian dish with toppings it is called love.

    When the ball hits the net and its not Jorge Cadete, it's Di Canio...

    Celtic chant from about 20 years ago to the tune of That's Amore by Dean Martin


  • #1469
    zinzan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭zinzan


    Maintain silence and move rhythmically in conjunction with yours truly...


  • #1470
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    ahlookit wrote: »
    When the ball hits the net and its not Jorge Cadete, it's Di Canio...

    Celtic chant from about 20 years ago to the tune of That's Amore by Dean Martin

    Fulham had one too....'when you're up in row z and you're hit on the head that's Zamora...'


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  • #1471
    ahlookit
    Registered Users Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    zinzan wrote: »
    Maintain silence and move rhythmically in conjunction with yours truly...

    Shut up and dance?


  • #1472
    zinzan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭zinzan


    ahlookit wrote: »
    Shut up and dance?

    Yep!


  • #1473
    Foggy Jew
    Registered Users Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Foggy Jew


    Why do avian creatures materialise all of a sudden when you are in close proximity?

    It's the bally ballyness of it that makes it all seem so bally bally.



  • #1474
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Foggy Jew wrote: »
    Why do avian creatures materialise all of a sudden when you are in close proximity?

    (They Long to Be) Close to You. The Carpenters.


  • #1475
    ahlookit
    Registered Users Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    Perhaps I'm not all that interested in your lawn


  • #1476
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    ahlookit wrote: »
    Perhaps I'm not all that interested in your lawn

    Maybe -oasis?


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  • #1477
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,721 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Maybe -oasis?

    Live forever would be the song your thinking of.


  • #1478
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,854 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    I had a meeting with God and it was my fault he shed a tear
    On the top of my arm he questioned the reason
    The people he made are unwilling to aviate through the strong winds
    I asked him to pay attention as I said they were unaware of his birth


  • #1479
    guile4582
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,140 ✭✭✭guile4582


    guile4582 wrote: »
    "get the people who started this, there seems something wrong about it all"

    Thunderclap Newman "Something in the Air"


  • #1480
    TherapyBoy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 4,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭TherapyBoy


    "A partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage of mine entices every young buck to the local courtyard.."

    Moderator: Non Drinkers Group & Grand Theft Auto



  • #1481
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    TherapyBoy wrote: »
    "A partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage of mine entices every young buck to the local courtyard.."

    Milkshake


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  • #1482
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    I had a meeting with God and it was my fault he shed a tear
    On the top of my arm he questioned the reason
    The people he made are unwilling to aviate through the strong winds
    I asked him to pay attention as I said they were unaware of his birth

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NtqA5zywQA


  • #1483
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Terminated contact with my female counterpart as when it came to my psyche, she was unable to assist.

    Human beings in general believe I am deranged due to some facial crumpling issues.


  • #1484
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    On occasions the garments are not the embodiment of maleness

    Liberty.....I shall not disappoint you


  • #1485
    MrBlack93
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭MrBlack93


    gramar wrote: »
    On occasions the garments are not the embodiment of maleness

    Liberty.....I shall not disappoint you

    George Michael - Freedom ?


  • #1486
    Foggy Jew
    Registered Users Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Foggy Jew


    Good day to you, Bill, son of a recently married woman! Have you any objection to me parking my butt by your final resting place?

    It's the bally ballyness of it that makes it all seem so bally bally.



  • #1487
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Foggy Jew wrote: »
    Good day to you, Bill, son of a recently married woman! Have you any objection to me parking my butt by your final resting place?

    The green fields of france.


  • #1488
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Neither of us can continue in this fashion given our distrusting psyches.


  • #1489
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    gramar wrote: »
    Neither of us can continue in this fashion given our distrusting psyches.

    Suspicious Minds?


  • #1490
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    gramar wrote: »
    Neither of us can continue in this fashion given our distrusting psyches.

    Suspicious minds?


  • #1491
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Foggy Jew wrote: »
    Good day to you, Bill, son of a recently married woman! Have you any objection to me parking my butt by your final resting place?

    Willie McBride :D


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  • #1492
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shall we discuss intercourse, shall we discuss ourselves...


  • #1493
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Lets talk about sex. Salt n Peppa!


  • #1494
    team_actimel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    She'll endure completely, she's a torrent.


  • #1495
    ceadaoin.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,365 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    team_actimel wrote: »
    She'll endure completely, she's a torrent.


    Waterfall, stone roses?


  • #1496
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Is it of interest to you to have your aged vestibule cleaned?


  • #1497
    ahlookit
    Registered Users Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    gramar wrote: »
    Is it of interest to you to have your aged vestibule cleaned?

    Do you want your oul lobby washed down


    The incomparable Brendan Shine!


  • #1498
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    My appearance is very similar to that of a friendly yuletide plant.


  • #1499
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    gramar wrote: »
    My appearance is very similar to that of a friendly yuletide plant.

    buddy Holly - weezer?


  • #1500
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    I took a big tasty bowl of drugs and this asshole doctor is injecting me with something and I think I'm a Nazi now.


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  • #1501
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    I hate my office job but I have a nice house and garden. Still need to replace the batteries for my carbon monoxide detector though.


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