Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

BigCon

Colser wrote: »

Keep facing my direction hun...

Don't turn around - Ace of Base.

An elderly gentleman spoke saying that he'd die before 365 days had elapsed.

Squall Leonhart

BigCon wrote:

An elderly gentleman spoke saying that he'd die before 365 days had elapsed.

Pogues - Fairytale of New York

Its an insignificant matter to the brown haired girl

gramar

Squall Leonhart wrote: »

Pogues - Fairytale of New York

Its an insignificant matter to the brown haired girl

David Bowie - Life on mars

gramar

Be honest and say
if your intentions are eternal adoration
or have I been struck by a car that hasn’t stopped

Rob Thomas

gramar wrote: »

Be honest and say
if your intentions are eternal adoration
or have I been struck by a car that hasn’t stopped

paula Abdul - straight up.

I aspire to a life at sea with loved ones enduringly expecting my return.

Colser

gramar wrote: »

Santana???

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Santana???

Black magic woman

gramar

Persons make attempts to criticise us (speaking in relation to people of my time)
Only due to us circulating (speaking in relation to people of my time)

Winterlong

gramar wrote: »

Persons make attempts to criticise us (speaking in relation to people of my time)
Only due to us circulating (speaking in relation to people of my time)

My Generation?

gramar

Store thieves, get together and assume control
Store thieves, turn it in...

Winterlong

Shotlifters of the world, unite and take oooover.

gramar

Winterlong wrote: »

Shotlifters of the world, unite and take oooover.

It's actually shoplifters but after conferring with the committee it is accepted as correct.

Winterlong

In early autumn a relation of mine smoked his first joint,
Now is is on the donkey and it is only early summer. Uh.

gramar

Winterlong wrote: »

In early autumn a relation of mine smoked his first joint,
Now is is on the donkey and it is only early summer. Uh.

Prince - Sign o' the times

gramar

Out strolling earlier, incredulous as to what I saw
countless cyclinrical recepticles at the waters edge

Squall Leonhart

gramar wrote:

Out strolling earlier, incredulous as to what I saw countless cyclinrical recepticles at the waters edge

Message in a Bottle - The Police

Colser

She vows to love me forever...our story might change that..

Squall Leonhart

Colser wrote:

She vows to love me forever...our story might change that..

Run To You - Bryan Adams

Sitting at the locomotive depot, have a means of travel for my end point

Colser

Squall Leonhart wrote: »

Run To You - Bryan Adams

Sitting at the locomotive depot, have a means of travel for my end point

Homeward bound?

storker

I was gainfully employed in a construction-related industry, and was in a relationship. Things were going pretty well until I was made redundant. Then the relationship suffered as our financial situation worsened.

Winterlong

storker wrote: »

I was gainfully employed in a construction-related industry, and was in a relationship. Things were going pretty well until I was made redundant. Then the relationship suffered as our financial situation worsened.

The River.

osarusan

storker wrote: »

I was gainfully employed in a construction-related industry, and was in a relationship. Things were going pretty well until I was made redundant. Then the relationship suffered as our financial situation worsened.

Springsteen: The River?

storker

Winterlong wrote: »

The River.

osarusan wrote: »

Springsteen: The River?

Correct artist, wrong song.

Some more...

Now I'm employed in the vehicle-valeting industry; there's a lot of water involved.

osarusan

Downbound Train

gramar

Please inform me, at any time have you observed precipitation...?

storker

gramar wrote: »

Please inform me, at any time have you observed precipitation...?

Have You Ever Seen the Rain - Creedence


Why not wear the red dress since we're going out this evening? Perhaps some pugilistic equipment too, as a precaution against some unintelligent person causing trouble.

osarusan

I realise us simple people don't have all the information
And that being friendly and kind is just weak behaviour
I suppose that all these dead young men
are really what brings peace and rights
and remnants of bombings in towns
will create peace and friendship after all

gramar

storker wrote: »

Have You Ever Seen the Rain - Creedence


Why not wear the red dress since we're going out this evening? Perhaps some pugilistic equipment too, as a precaution against some unintelligent person causing trouble.

Hi Heel Sneakers

storker

I am experiencing inexplicable emotions of a particular type that cause fluctuations in the temperature of my incorporeal essence.

storker

I had assumed you would be amenable to my logic, but now it is apparent that you have been deaf to my arguments. I have attempted to obtain your agreement with what I see to be the unavoidable outcome, which is complete acceptance or complete rejection.

MelanieC

storker wrote: »

I am experiencing inexplicable emotions of a particular type that cause fluctuations in the temperature of my incorporeal essence.

You're the one that I want?

storker

MelanieC wrote: »

You're the one that I want?

No...earlier.

gramar

storker wrote: »

No...earlier.

You're the one that I wanted?

storker

gramar wrote: »

You're the one that I wanted?

Sorry - I meant chronologically, not in a pedantic way. Here's a bit more:

My inner ear balance is off and I feel depressed.
I'm re-evaluating the validity of your claims, and my sleep imagery is repeatedly bizarre.

gramar

storker wrote: »

Sorry - I meant chronologically, not in a pedantic way. Here's a bit more:

My inner ear balance is off and I feel depressed.
I'm re-evaluating the validity of your claims, and my sleep imagery is repeatedly bizarre.

The Who - I can't explain

gramar

All the while elderly males are seated and converse in relation to the climatic conditions,
All the while elderly females are seated and converse in relation to elderly males

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

All the while elderly males are seated and converse in relation to the climatic conditions,
All the while elderly females are seated and converse in relation to elderly males

Randy Travis Forever and ever Amen ??

Colser

gramar wrote: »

All the while elderly males are seated and converse in relation to the climatic conditions,
All the while elderly females are seated and converse in relation to elderly males

For ever and ever,amen?

Damn you 73cat..ðŸ˜

gramar

Arthur Daley's minder has a date with the Sound of Music star
at the locomotive battle site at the end of each working week

ahlookit

gramar wrote: »

Arthur Daley's minder has a date with the Sound of Music star
at the locomotive battle site at the end of each working week

Waterloo Sunset. Brilliant song.

gramar

Stay upright on your feet in the location where you reside and look towards the arctic

MelanieC

gramar wrote: »

Stay upright on your feet in the location where you reside and look towards the arctic

Stand - REM

gramar

I'm addressing you who went to tinseltown - have you got any recollection of who I am?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

I'm addressing you who went to tinseltown - have you got any recollection of who I am?

Hollywood something something.

Gis another clue.

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

Hollywood something something.

Gis another clue.

This straight talking man went to Hollywood...(that's the first part)

gramar

gramar wrote: »

This straight talking man went to Hollywood...(that's the first part)

I'm really bad at this. I liked the film one better.
Frankie goes to Hollywood popped in to my head but sure that's a band.

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm really bad at this. I liked the film one better.
Frankie goes to Hollywood popped in to my head but sure that's a band.

Ok...you're doing real well so far...Frankie is the first word...

I'm addressing you who went to tinseltown = Frankie

now the second part... have you got any recollection of who I am?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Ok...you're doing real well so far...Frankie is the first word...

I'm addressing you who went to tinseltown = Frankie

now the second part... have you got any recollection of who I am?

No

Ask me a film one!

Winterlong

Frankie - do you remember me . Sister Sledge.

Gawd damnit Persepoly!!!Here is an easy one for you.

Prison Candy stick.

Rubberlegs

Sister Sledge???

In before me, Winterlong !