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Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    In the dark there are fewer hazards
    we are present and want to be amused


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Smells like teen spirit. Nirvana
    ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I desire to drop from twinkly space balls
    directly into your upper extremities


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Ciaran_B


    Some Simply Red song. Fall from the stars or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    At this moment...arf arf arf
    my being is the opposite to the lord
    my being is anti-establishment
    ignorant of my desires
    although I am aware of the means to obtain it
    My desire is the destruction of an onlooker


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,253 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    gramar wrote: »
    At this moment...arf arf arf
    my being is the opposite to the lord
    my being is anti-establishment
    ignorant of my desires
    although I am aware of the means to obtain it
    My desire is the destruction of an onlooker

    The Sex Pistols - Anarchy In The U.K


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    gramar wrote: »
    I desire to drop from twinkly space balls
    directly into your upper extremities

    I wanna fall from the stars
    Straight into your arms

    Simply Red - Stars


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    I am in a place where it always seems to be the same time.
    I have not seen anyone leave here at all. Will anyone ever leave here?
    There seems to be full moon outside,
    Or have I gone insane?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    I am in a place where it always seems to be the same time.
    I have not seen anyone leave here at all. Will anyone ever leave here?
    There seems to be full moon outside,
    Or have I gone insane?

    hmmm, Hotel California ? maybe ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    Expressing your admiration is okay but would it be so difficult to demonstrate your feelings?
    Increasingly preferable to sentences, it's all that's necessary to authenticate legitimacy.
    Then I would fully understand, rendering repeated conjecture of your feelings, unnecessary.

    .


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    B00! wrote: »
    hmmm, Hotel California ? maybe ?

    Sorry but no.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    Sorry but no.

    I figured not, just had some reminiscence of the songs vibe :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 296 ✭✭Noodles81


    B00! wrote: »
    Expressing your admiration is okay but would it be so difficult to demonstrate your feelings?
    Increasingly preferable to sentences, it's all that's necessary to authenticate legitimacy.
    Then I would fully understand, rendering repeated conjecture of your feelings, unnecessary.

    .

    More than words by Extreme?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    Noodles81 wrote: »
    More than words by Extreme?

    :D yes!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Get out of here car elevating device and stay away.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    gramar wrote: »
    Get out of here car elevating device and stay away.

    hit the road jack!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    why don't we go for a spin and race in the company of canines this evening
    in a residential area outside of the city


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    why don't we go for a spin and race in the company of canines this evening
    in a residential area outside of the city

    Suburbia Pet Shop Boys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I have faith in events that science cannot explain
    What is your origen
    ya fine thing, ya fine thing ya


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    I have faith in events that science cannot explain
    What is your origen
    ya fine thing, ya fine thing ya

    You sexy thing.....Hot Chocolate


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I shall insist on looking for a means to your cardiac muscle
    attempt to accept that things are improving


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    gramar wrote: »
    I shall insist on looking for a means to your cardiac muscle
    attempt to accept that things are improving

    Searching for a way to your heart - Soulsister


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    These moments should not be forgotten because they are fleeting....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Boy child,I'm aged one score and ten years.You were not born out of love,your mum's loose morals were the sole reason behind our brief union,which in turn led to your existence.Im also riddled with arthritis,what you obtain is exactly what you observe understood?
    Hurrah Hurrah,Hooray Hooray.
    Hurrah Hurrah,Hooray Hooray.
    This afternoon,I reluctantly nailed a sibling to some wood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Boy child,I'm aged three score and ten years.You were not born out of love,your mum's loose morals were the sole reason behind our brief union,which in turn led to your existence.Im also riddled with arthritis,what you obtain is exactly what you observe understood?
    Hurrah Hurrah,Hooray Hooray.
    Hurrah Hurrah,Hooray Hooray.
    This afternoon,I reluctantly nailed a sibling to some wood.

    Kinky Afro - Happy mondays!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    One day,not long after dawn I was running some errands.I decided to insufflate some narcotics which I recall were South American in origin.In my intoxication,I murdered my spouse by way of gunshot.Overwhelmed by the excitement,I decided to retire to my sleeping quarters and have a nap. I placed the murder weapon,in this instance a heavy calibre handgun under the pillow for safe keeping. I woke early the following day and realised what I had done. Not wanting to face the consequences, I quickly retrieved the firearm,imbibed some more narcotics and made for my escape. It was a good attempt, but alas it wasn't good enough,as the powers that be apprehended me as I was crossing the border. I was put in a holding cell,where more narcotics were consumed.Before long,a police officer from home turned up and put it to me that I was guilty of killing my wife. My protests of innocence fell on deaf ears however and I was soon travelling home in shackles.Legal proceedings began in earnest, again however my protests of innocence went over the heads of those in attendance, and I was duly convicted. I'm writing this from a maximum security prison. And I urge anyone reading this to take heed of what I say next.Try cut down on the alcohol intake,and cut the narcotics out completely. Because otherwise you may end up in the unenviable position I find myself in now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    MelanieC wrote: »
    These moments should not be forgotten because they are fleeting....

    Time Flies ? Mac Miller

    Time flies, time flies. As we keep living and as we keep being positive
    All we can do is hold onto these memories.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    One day,not long after dawn I was running some errands.I decided to insufflate some narcotics which I recall were South American in origin.In my intoxication,I murdered my spouse by way of gunshot.Overwhelmed by the excitement,I decided to retire to my sleeping quarters and have a nap. I placed the murder weapon,in this instance a heavy calibre handgun under the pillow for safe keeping. I woke early the following day and realised what I had done. Not wanting to face the consequences, I quickly retrieved the firearm,imbibed some more narcotics and made for my escape. It was a good attempt, but alas it wasn't good enough,as the powers that be apprehended me as I was crossing the border. I was put in a holding cell,where more narcotics were consumed.Before long,a police officer from home turned up and put it to me that I was guilty of killing my wife. My protests of innocence fell on deaf ears however and I was soon travelling home in shackles.Legal proceedings began in earnest, again however my protests of innocence went over the heads of those in attendance, and I was duly convicted. I'm writing this from a maximum security prison. And I urge anyone reading this to take heed of what I say next.Try cut down on the alcohol intake,and cut the narcotics out completely. Because otherwise you may end up in the unenviable position I find myself in now.

    Love it!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    B00! wrote: »
    Time Flies ? Mac Miller

    Time flies, time flies. As we keep living and as we keep being positive
    All we can do is hold onto these memories.

    Nope,sorry!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I'm feeljng forlorn in your absence
    beyond what written communication can transmit
    I am comtemplating 365


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    22nd letter of the alphabet 14th letter of the alphabet 1st letter of the alphabet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Vienna ? :)

    What was the one before it, driving me nuts??!!


    I'm really OK, it's not my fault that we are off to one side.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Vienna ? :)

    What was the one before it, driving me nuts??!!


    I'm really OK, it's not my fault that we are off to one side.

    Vienna is correct.

    The one before is Chris de Burgh...Missing you..

    I've been missing you, more than words can say,
    And that I've been thinking about it every day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    Vienna is correct.

    The one before is Chris de Burgh...Missing you..

    I've been missing you, more than words can say,
    And that I've been thinking about it every day

    Doh !!

    Will throw this one out again:

    I'm reallly OK, it's not my fault that we are off to one side.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    73Cat wrote: »
    Doh !!

    Will throw this one out again:

    I'm reallly OK, it's not my fault that we are off to one side.

    Is it Pink..give me a reason?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Colser wrote: »
    Is it Pink..give me a reason?

    It's not Pink. More recent tune than that :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    73Cat wrote:
    I'm reallly OK, it's not my fault that we are off to one side.


    Tilted by Christine and the Queens

    My acquaintances have passed and my hair is showing it's age,
    I hurt in the bits that I used to take pleasure from.
    I'm mad for a bit, but I'm not propositioning you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    It was first thing in the morning and I was bored and had nothing to do,
    So I borrowed my brother's gun and went out onto the hill overlooking our house. I was just playing around scoping this and that, pretending that I was hunting. A stranger on a horse came riding across the grass a bit of a distance away and I scoped him just for fun. But my finger slipped and the rifle went off in my hands. The recoil knocked me back.

    When I looked up, the horse had galloped on. But the rider was lying on the ground. Not moving.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Tilted by Christine and the Queens

    My acquaintances have passed and my hair is showing it's age,
    I hurt in the bits that I used to take pleasure from.
    I'm mad for a bit, but I'm not propositioning you.

    Leonard Cohen - tower of song


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    It was first thing in the morning and I was bored and had nothing to do,
    So I borrowed my brother's gun and went out onto the hill overlooking our house. I was just playing around scoping this and that, pretending that I was hunting. A stranger on a horse came riding across the grass a bit of a distance away and I scoped him just for fun. But my finger slipped and the rifle went off in my hands. The recoil knocked me back.

    When I looked up, the horse had galloped on. But the rider was lying on the ground. Not moving.

    Condom Money- I hung my head.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    MelanieC wrote: »
    These moments should not be forgotten because they are fleeting....

    Next Line -
    We should try to keep a grasp on the present because it is impossible,despite our wishes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    In a place with radiant women and the males stealing
    hark, hark..are the clouds making noise?
    make haste...seek shelter...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    gramar wrote: »
    In a place with radiant women and the males stealing
    hark, hark..are the clouds making noise?
    make haste...seek shelter...

    Down Under - Men At Work


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    73Cat wrote: »
    Doh !!

    Will throw this one out again:

    I'm reallly OK, it's not my fault that we are off to one side.

    It's Not My Fault, I'm Happy by Passion Pit ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    A smaller amount of chat, a small bit more of activity if you would
    the levels of vexation are not to my liking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    gramar wrote: »
    A smaller amount of chat, a small bit more of activity if you would
    the levels of vexation are not to my liking
    A Little Less Conversation - Elvis ?

    A little less conversation, a little more action please
    All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I phoned there just now to express my deep affection for you
    and my sincerity eminates out of my cardiac muscles' lower reaches


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I phoned there just now to express my deep affection for you
    and my sincerity eminates out of my cardiac muscles' lower reaches

    I just called to say I love you..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Da, don't be talkin' I'm in a rather sticky situation
    Da, don't be talkin' I'm on sleeping tables.
    I've decided I'm not having and abortion


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Da, don't be talkin' I'm in a rather sticky situation
    Da, don't be talkin' I'm on sleeping tables.
    I've decided I'm not having and abortion

    Madonna...Papa don't preach


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