Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

StormWarrior

This is the last preparation for launch procedure.

bonzodog2

StormWarrior wrote: »

This is the last preparation for launch procedure.

Space Oddity?

PizzamanIRL

StormWarrior wrote: »

This is the last preparation for launch procedure.

The final countdown

rsl1976

catallus wrote: »

Nobody even tried mine

Everything is Awesome Lego Movie

bjork

A lady from a mexican minority unlawfully took possession of my walkman. I won't be able to listen to a group from the UK or a UK solo artist. I won't be able to listen to REM, Pet shop boys, the pogues or Kylie Minogue either.

Ghost Buster

bjork wrote: »

A lady from a mexican minority unlawfully took possession of my walkman. I won't be able to listen to a group from the UK or a UK solo artist. I won't be able to listen to REM, Pet shop boys, the pogues or Kylie Minogue either.

Zig and zag
A Tiajuana (?) Gypsy stole my personal stereo

Ghost Buster

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Two lines of nonsense with a slight variation on the second line.
This is the only reply youre getting.

Any takers ??

Donkey Oaty

There are those who advise that Satan is no more.

He's gone. Deceased.

There are those who advise that Satan is no more, and his grave is in an over-priced tourist resort.

However, there are also those who say he has been resurrected, re-established himself in the world of the living and came back from the dead.

There are those who said he regained his life and then applied for a job where he could "be the best" in a military capacity, and indeed was successful in his application.

My spouse purchased something the other day, but I'm not going to bore you with the details here except to say that I'm displeased with the purchase and it will be returned.

bjork

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Any takers ??

There's almost a fight about to break out here...Is it Scatman John - Scatman?

Ghost Buster

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

There are those who advise that Satan is no more.

He's gone. Deceased.

There are those who advise that Satan is no more, and his grave is in an over-priced tourist resort.

However, there are also those who say he has been resurrected, re-established himself in the world of the living and came back from the dead.

There are those who said he regained his life and then applied for a job where he could "be the best" in a military capacity, and indeed was successful in his application.

My spouse purchased something the other day, but I'm not going to bore you with the details here except to say that I'm displeased with the purchase and it will be returned.

Wolfe Tones/ Traditional

Some say the devil is dead.

bjork

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

There are those who advise that Satan is no more.

He's gone. Deceased.

There are those who advise that Satan is no more, and his grave is in an over-priced tourist resort.

However, there are also those who say he has been resurrected, re-established himself in the world of the living and came back from the dead.

There are those who said he regained his life and then applied for a job where he could "be the best" in a military capacity, and indeed was successful in his application.

My spouse purchased something the other day, but I'm not going to bore you with the details here except to say that I'm displeased with the purchase and it will be returned.

Some say the Devil is dead - Wolfe Tones

Ghost Buster

bjork wrote: »

There's almost a fight about to break out here...Is it Scatman John - Scatman?

Nope....:)
Not even close

Donkey Oaty

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Not even close

"So Far Away From Me" by Dire Straits?

bjork

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Nope....:)
Not even close

Say you, Say me - Lionel Richie?

Ghost Buster

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

"So Far Away From Me" by Dire Straits?

bjork wrote: »

Say you, Say me - Lionel Richie?

Nope. Similar era but waaaaaaaaaaay off.

Ghost Buster

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Two lines of nonsense with a slight variation on the second line.
This is the only reply youre getting.

No ones getting this one!!!
I WIN THE INTER NET!!!!!














wanna clue?

thelad95

Thou art a lady of the night with a questionable intelligence quota, thou art thou art a lady of the night with a questionable intelligence quota.

Donkey Oaty

Ghost Buster wrote: »

No ones getting this one!!!
I WIN THE INTER NET!!!!!












wanna clue?

Here's a clue: The Entertainer (think "theme tune"....)

Donkey Oaty

Ghost Buster wrote: »

No ones getting this one!!!
I WIN THE INTER NET!!!!!

Geordie law-enforcers?

Donkey Oaty

They do "childish word for excrement" - a twenty-four hour period surrealism, father.

And you can all go to hell. No further comment.

bjork

Ghost Buster wrote: »

No ones getting this one!!!
I WIN THE INTER NET!!!!!

wanna clue?

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Here's a clue: The Entertainer (think "theme tune"....)

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Geordie law-enforcers?

I'll need more, I'm stumped

Donkey Oaty

bjork wrote: »

I'll need more, I'm stumped

It's the third line that give it away.

I have reached the point where I do not wish to add to the statement that I have already made.

bonzodog2

Gonna go out on a limb here:
Police - De do do do, de da da da

Ghost Buster

bjork wrote: »

I'll need more, I'm stumped

The lead singer went solo, became reaLLY reallly BORING!!, takes regular trips up his own arse for extended periods and recently performed with Paul Simon.

Ghost Buster

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Gonna go out on a limb here:
Police - De do do do, de da da da

YUP

Donkey Oaty

Ghost Buster wrote: »

takes regular trips up his own arse

"You've Got to Search for the Hero Inside Yourself"?

Ghost Buster

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

"You've Got to Search for the Hero Inside Yourself"?

I was merely refering to Sting!!

bjork

She'll keep going regardless. She's a large body of water falling from a height


One from earlier I don't think anyone got^

Donkey Oaty

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I was merely refering to Sting!!

That's a tough one.

"The Fields of Athenry"?

Donkey Oaty

bjork wrote: »

She'll keep going regardless. She's a large body of water falling from a height


One from earlier I don't think anyone got^

Stone Roses - Waterfall.

Ghost Buster

I was old enough to drink in several states when i came up with this composition. That was a year ago or almost two come to think of it.
People question my maturity despite the fact that the girls in my mixed school have almost all, to a woman, given birth.

bonzodog2

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I was old enough to drink in several states when i came up with this composition. That was a year ago or almost two come to think of it.
People question my maturity despite the fact that the girls in my mixed school have almost all, to a woman, given birth.

New England - Kirsty McColl / Billy Bragg

Ghost Buster

bonzodog2 wrote: »

New England - Kirsty McColl

Half a point.
Twas Billy Bragg

bonzodog2

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Half a point.
Twas Billy Bragg

Ninja edit rules!

lukesmom

We've been acquainted for such a long time, my heart has hurt but your too visually impaired to notice

zoomtard

It is fortunate that your mother gave birth at a great remove from me.
It allows us to share in the mockery of geographic radius.
It is fortunate that I am at home in exile for
it was in so being that I happened to meet you.

Person I refer to with a term of endearment, I would scale the highest mountain range near my homeland for the single purpose of enumerating the blemishes on your skin.
If I spent all my time thinking, I wouldn't conclude that there only a 10,000^2 ways to adore a person.

At any time, at any place,
You and I should share our company.
Where I shall be, you should be adjacent;
That's simply the terms of the agreement my dear.

the dark phantom

She wakes up early every morning
Just to do her hair now
Because she cares ya'll

Her day just wouldn't be right
Without her make up
She's never out of make up

She's just like you and me
But she's homeless, she's homeless
As she stands there singing for money

efb

the dark phantom wrote: »

She wakes up early every morning
Just to do her hair now
Because she cares ya'll

Her day just wouldn't be right
Without her make up
She's never out of make up

She's just like you and me
But she's homeless, she's homeless
As she stands there singing for money

Gypsy woman

efb

I have no desire to amend the earth
I am not in search of an american NE state
Are you in the hunt for a new partner?

zoomtard

zoomtard wrote: »

It is fortunate that your mother gave birth at a great remove from me.
It allows us to share in the mockery of geographic radius.
It is fortunate that I am at home in exile for
it was in so being that I happened to meet you.

Person I refer to with a term of endearment, I would scale the highest mountain range near my homeland for the single purpose of enumerating the blemishes on your skin.
If I spent all my time thinking, I wouldn't conclude that there only a 10,000^2 ways to adore a person.

At any time, at any place,
You and I should share our company.
Where I shall be, you should be adjacent;
That's simply the terms of the agreement my dear.

Wherever, Whenever by Shakira.

Though you missed out a classic line in verse 2:

"Fortunately my bosoms are miniscule and unassuming
And as a result you avoid mistaking them for large geographical landforms."

rsl1976

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Wherever, Whenever by Shakira.

Though you missed out a classic line in verse 2:

"Fortunately my bosoms are miniscule and unassuming
And as a result you avoid mistaking them for large geographical landforms."

That was wrecking my head.

rsl1976

efb wrote: »

I have no desire to amend the earth
I am not in search of an american NE state
Are you in the hunt for a new partner?

Kirsty McColl not sure of the name. New England?

lukesmom

Cmon nobody got mine yet

We've been acquainted for such a long time, my heart has hurt but your too visually impaired to notice

mapaca

lukesmom wrote: »

Cmon nobody got mine yet

We've been acquainted for such a long time, my heart has hurt but your too visually impaired to notice

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it

Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up

DeadHand

Attackers need to pass away.

Menas

Tell me close acquaintance, what has happened to me?
Sure, doesn't the whole crowd know I’ll be off eventually?
If you want it, it’s yours – my clay estate.
But I am bound to disappoint you, cause you pain.

Menas

DeadHand wrote: »

Attackers need to pass away.

Invaders must die? The Prodigy.

DeadHand

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Tell me close acquaintance, what has happened to me?
Sure, doesn't the whole crowd know I’ll be off eventually?
If you want it, it’s yours – my clay estate.
But I am bound to disappoint you, cause you pain.

You nailed mine!

John Cash- Hurt.

StormWarrior

Existing on a message to god.

StormWarrior

Sugary infant belonging to me.