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Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    thelad95 wrote: »
    A desire for nourishment engulfed me whilst I carried out an act of robbery. I could hear some rodents chiming in the room in which I was interned. A metaphorical instrument chimed signalling I was up for execution.

    The Auld Triangle

    Touring South West Ireland I met a man counting money. I took out my gun and then my sharp slender pointy sword and proclaimed give it to me, you're a con artist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,253 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Whiskey in the Jar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    don't misunderstand me
    If I appear sort of stunned
    I visualise flourescent glowing
    Each occasion you saunter past


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    lukesmom wrote: »
    don't misunderstand me
    If I appear sort of stunned
    I visualise flourescent glowing
    Each occasion you saunter past

    Dont get me wrong. The Pretenders


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 877 ✭✭✭Magnate


    Strike me little one anew.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    An attempted chewing once is what leads to my cautious behaviour. You remain aloof but I still fancy the arse off ya. So, do ya recall our last meeting? No? Well from where I'm sitting I'm not one bit shocked.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Magnate wrote: »
    Strike me little one anew.

    Britney!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Noise noise noise noisey noisey noise noise
    noise noise noise
    Noise noise noisey noise noiiiiiiiiise
    Singularly the unaccompanied

    No takers?
    I win!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    No takers?
    I win!

    Alone all Alone by the wave washed strand All alone in a crowded hall???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,365 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    An attempted chewing once is what leads to my cautious behaviour. You remain aloof but I still fancy the arse off ya. So, do ya recall our last meeting? No? Well from where I'm sitting I'm not one bit shocked.

    Last Christmas?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    bjork wrote: »
    Alone all Alone by the wave washed strand All alone in a crowded hall???

    Wow. If only I were that clever,!
    But no.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    ceadaoin. wrote: »
    Last Christmas?

    Bingo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Originally Posted by Ghost Buster View Post
    Noise noise noise noisey noisey noise noise
    noise noise noise
    Noise noise noisey noise noiiiiiiiiise
    Singularly the unaccompanied

    Only the lonely?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Bingo

    B-i-n-g-o, B-i-n-g-o
    and Bing-o was his name-o

    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    When the sun rises the night is over
    Night occurs between days

    Attempting to have a game of hide and seek
    I was doing heavy construction work with my hammer to access more areas


    My offspring is irresistible to all people
    She takes drugs

    Positive affirmative!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    bjork wrote: »
    When the sun rises the night is over
    Night occurs between days

    Attempting to have a game of hide and seek
    I was doing heavy construction work with my hammer to access more areas


    My offspring is irresistible to all people
    She takes drugs

    Positive affirmative!

    Giz a hint......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    in the latter part of the day I rise and I don't have any words coming out of my mouth, I arrive back to my residence at dawn and I retire to my slumber in the same mood I was previously in before


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,253 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    lukesmom wrote: »
    in the latter part of the day I rise and I don't have any words coming out of my mouth, I arrive back to my residence at dawn and I retire to my slumber in the same mood I was previously in before

    Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the dark


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Giz a hint......

    I discovered a mass of land surrounded by water in your limbs
    a nation in your sight organs
    upper appendages that restrain
    Untruthful eyes


    I was doing heavy construction work with my hammer to access more areas
    I was doing heavy construction work with my hammer to access more areas OOOW
    I was doing heavy construction work with my hammer to access more areas
    Positive Affirmative !


    I completed filming that section of the film
    From one week to the next
    from one day to the next
    There's no damage to the gate

    Not shallow and not narrow
    I was doing heavy construction work with my hammer to access more areas
    I was doing heavy construction work with my hammer to access more areas OOOW
    I was doing heavy construction work with my hammer to access more areas
    Positive Affirmative !


    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,253 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    "Break On Through" The Doors


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭RoadhouseBlues


    bjork wrote: »
    When the sun rises the night is over
    Night occurs between days

    Attempting to have a game of hide and seek
    I was doing heavy construction work with my hammer to access more areas


    My offspring is irresistible to all people
    She takes drugs

    Positive affirmative!

    Break on Through:-):-):-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    I've been using my car on the lanes due to the fact that this female is a very good friend of mine strolling into her mountains due to the fact that my ladyfriend is aware of me, everything aside its good that my ladyfriend has feeling for me the largely populated area she has feelings for me, and as isolated as I feel, we both physically express our sadness together.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,197 ✭✭✭christy c


    When I rise and shine in the early part of the day
    And I hastily get out of bed
    I fetch my high visibility clothing
    And try to alleviate the hangover
    I'm running late and cannot prepare anything myself
    I make my way to local filling station for some sustenance


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭RoadhouseBlues


    lukesmom wrote: »
    I've been using my car on the lanes due to the fact that this female is a very good friend of mine strolling into her mountains due to the fact that my ladyfriend is aware of me, everything aside its good that my ladyfriend has feeling for me the largely populated area she has feelings for me, and as isolated as I feel, we both physically express our sadness together.........

    Under the Bridge? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Under the Bridge? :)

    Yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭trashcan


    momma told me not to come.


    A woman wears a hat even though there is a bit of a drought going on. She's having a bit of a problem with reptiles lately and is all for shooting them.
    She looks like an actress that was in a film with Marlon Brando once and she likes reading french feminist writings.

    Nobody got this ?

    Jodie wears a hat although it hasn't rained for six days
    She says a girl needs a gun these days on account of all the rattlesnakes
    She looks like Eve Marie Saint in On the Waterfront
    She reads Simone de Bouvoir ...

    Rattlesnakes - Lloyd Cole & The Commotions

    Child, you may operate my motor vehicle, affirmative, I shall be famous...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭abff


    trashcan wrote: »
    Child, you may operate my motor vehicle, affirmative, I shall be famous...

    Drive My Car - The Beatles

    I recall all the details as though it occurred within the last 24 hours. We were stationary and in splendid isolation near a body of water.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall



    There used to be a much better vid, but it seems it's now blocked in my country :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭Johnny D. Mudd


    So I noticed this one from Page 22 that wasn't answered yet:
    DeadHand wrote: »
    As well as this you have the gall to brand me an insurgent
    At the same time using the sight on your weapon
    At times I'm cognisant of every deed commited by you

    That one is "Joe McDonnell" by Wolfe Tones.

    Here's mine.:)

    And that littlest of humans whom is ever so young happens to be electrically invigorated and contains a destructive property which I am inclined to turn on those for whom I feel an intense distaste. This I use when my existence leads me to despair and wariness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,204 ✭✭✭Kitty6277


    christy c wrote: »
    When I rise and shine in the early part of the day
    And I hastily get out of bed
    I fetch my high visibility clothing
    And try to alleviate the hangover
    I'm running late and cannot prepare anything myself
    I make my way to local filling station for some sustenance

    Jumbo Breakfast Roll - Pat Shortt?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 52 ✭✭stevowhelo1


    You and I, infant, are naught but creatures of mammalia, therefore let us engage in behaviour mirrored on the channel of discovery


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    You and I, infant, are naught but creatures of mammalia, therefore let us engage in behaviour mirrored on the channel of discovery

    You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.


  • Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭Johnny D. Mudd


    You and I, infant, are naught but creatures of mammalia, therefore let us engage in behaviour mirrored on the channel of discovery

    Bloodhound Gang - "Bad Touch".:D

    "Those avian creatures that roam the azure comprehend the sensations running through me.
    That burning ball of fire that exists in the echelons of the celestial sphere understands the vibrations of my being.
    The wisps of wind that pass me by know of the mood that takes me.
    The searing flare splits the sky and burns anew and the hands of time reset.
    And upon the knowledge that what has come before has passed and all that is ahead is yet to come, I find a little spring in my step."


  • Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭Johnny D. Mudd


    Thought I saw a new post before this. Never mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Feelin' Good.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    christy c wrote: »
    When I rise and shine in the early part of the day
    And I hastily get out of bed
    I fetch my high visibility clothing
    And try to alleviate the hangover
    I'm running late and cannot prepare anything myself
    I make my way to local filling station for some sustenance

    Jumbo Breakfast Roll.:Pat Short


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    I'm a very strange person,
    I'm a slightly strange person.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    We interlock like this long sentence of gibberish Im going to say.
    recollected for pretty much the life time of the universe like another string of utterly bollicky sounds.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    I'm a very strange person,
    I'm a slightly strange person.

    Creep
    Radio Head


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Bloodhound Gang - "Bad Touch".:D

    "Those avian creatures that roam the azure comprehend the sensations running through me.
    That burning ball of fire that exists in the echelons of the celestial sphere understands the vibrations of my being.
    The wisps of wind that pass me by know of the mood that takes me.
    The searing flare splits the sky and burns anew and the hands of time reset.
    And upon the knowledge that what has come before has passed and all that is ahead is yet to come, I find a little spring in my step."

    Nina Simone - Feeling good

    I, a mere zoological beastie, am seeking an abode
    and to portion out this territory for a short time
    and you shall devotedly cherish me until such a time as I am effectively dead
    devotedly cherish me until I am deceased.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,197 ✭✭✭christy c


    Kitty6277 wrote: »
    Jumbo Breakfast Roll - Pat Shortt?

    Yes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Locomotion


    And so Harry's girlfriend can bide her time, she knows she had her chance while she's strolling past. My life force slips away, however 'refuse to take an angry backwards glance', i overheard you talking about


  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭wilddarts


    Locomotion wrote: »
    And so Harry's girlfriend can bide her time, she knows she had her chance while she's strolling past. My life force slips away, however 'refuse to take an angry backwards glance', i overheard you talking about

    Oasis Dont look back in anger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Locomotion


    wilddarts wrote: »
    Oasis Dont look back in anger

    Yup


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    Its safer in the dark
    All of us are here
    And we are expecting you to perform
    I am not smart
    and I'm infectious

    A person of european and african parentage
    A person with no melanin
    a blood sucking insect
    And my sex drive

    Yes!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭ectoraige


    sheesh wrote: »
    Its safer in the dark
    All of us are here
    And we are expecting you to perform
    I am not smart
    and I'm infectious

    A person of european and african parentage
    A person with no melanin
    a blood sucking insect
    And my sex drive

    Yes!

    Nirvana, Smells like Teen Spirit.

    For a long time all I really cared about about was the drink. I went wherever life brought me, the alcohol took everything I had. However, that's all in the past as I've finally come into riches, and I just want to settle down and have a quiet life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    We interlock like this long sentence of gibberish Im going to say.
    recollected for pretty much the life time of the universe like another string of utterly bollicky sounds.

    We Go Together from Grease!

    You arouse an odd sensation inside me when you visit,this is what I've discovered my love. Why are we not together?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭Mefistofelino


    Shrap wrote: »

    I, a mere zoological beastie, am seeking an abode
    and to portion out this territory for a short time
    and you shall devotedly cherish me until such a time as I am effectively dead
    devotedly cherish me until I am deceased.

    Naive Melody (this must be the place) - Talking Heads


    Are you an Antipodean?
    A place of sweating women and thieving men.
    Do you not hear the sky's rumbling?
    It would be wise to flee, to shelter


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    ectoraige wrote: »
    Nirvana, Smells like Teen Spirit.

    For a long time all I really cared about about was the drink. I went wherever life brought me, the alcohol took everything I had. However, that's all in the past as I've finally come into riches, and I just want to settle down and have a quiet life.

    The Wild Rover


    Bye now, I'll work no more like a eejit picking spuds,
    Sure as anything, I'll be off to the golden state-y
    Where I'll make me fortune


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,253 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Naive Melody (this must be the place) - Talking Heads


    Are you an Antipodean?
    A place of sweating women and thieving men.
    Do you not hear the sky's rumbling?
    It would be wise to flee, to shelter

    Down Under - Men At Work


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