Capital One Cup QF: AFC Bournemouth vs Liverpool; 19:45; Sky

Harry Palmr

Well at least we know Sakho, Can and Borini are still alive.

stampydmonkey

Dreamt 4-1 to Bournemouth with Coutinho sent off for a double yellow. We were 1-0 up. Zombies came into it at some point so may not be entirely accurate

martyos121

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Well at least we know Sakho, Can and Borini are still alive.

That's what he wants you to think. It's just Ashley Williams, Leon Britton and Danny Graham in disguise. He spent all the Suarez money on their facial reconstruction.

Pilsbury Doughboy

Rabble rabble rabble.

5live

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Well at least we know Sakho, Can and Borini are still alive.

More like the walking dead:(

Well the rest of Rodgers tenure should be..........interesting?

Francie Barrett

Chucky the tree wrote: »

Borini on the subs bench.

Annoyed with that decision. Why not give Ojo a chance? We know Borini isn't good enough.

ShaneU

Who's playing as striker? Can't even tell

Harry Palmr

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Cuddly Toy

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Kolo-Skrtel-Lovren

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Lucas

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Hendo----Gerrard
-Markovic-Coutinho--Lallana

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Sterling

is how I'd have them set up.

SlickRic

Liam O wrote: »

Lallana at LWB? Jesus he's being wasted. Really good player.

I hadn't even noticed this.

fúcking holy God-damn bollocks shíte cock.

kevohmsford

This should be interesting. Rodgers going the wrong way about winning this game with that formation. We will have to see what happens.

Agent Coulson

Markovic's turn to be striker tonight and Sterling back out on the wing.

martyos121

Francie Barrett wrote: »

Annoyed with that decision. Why not give Ojo a chance? We know Borini isn't good enough.

That's what they want you to think.....

Turtyturd

5live wrote: »

More like the walking dead:(

Well the rest of Rodgers tenure should be..........interesting?

I can picture how meetings between 'The Rodgers' and the transfer committee went.

'This isn't some kind of democracy....it's a Rodgers-tatorship.'

RasTa

How many games has sterling missed this season?

Agent Coulson

RasTa wrote: »

How many games has sterling missed this season?

Missed one for England because Brendan told the England manager he was overplaying him.

martyos121

RasTa wrote: »

How many games has sterling missed this season?

They say he was subbed off in the final 4 seconds of a friendly against the Under 16s, but I can't confirm this.

Turtyturd

Harry Palmr wrote: »

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Cuddly Toy

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Kolo-Skrtel-Lovren

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Lucas

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Hendo----Gerrard
-Markovic-Coutinho--Lallana

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Sterling

is how I'd have them set up.

Couldn't they put a cardboard cutout on an electric train set ala home alone, across the goaline...I assume that was Jone's strategy on Sunday.

Francie Barrett

28 games - 2 goals.

Borini's record says it all.

Turtyturd

martyos121 wrote: »

They say he was subbed off in the final 4 seconds of a friendly against the Under 16s, but I can't confirm this.

Also missed one to mind the kids.

Osmosis Jones

The fact that one of Lallana or Markovic will be playing ahead of Can at LWB is astonishing.

Magico Gonzalez

Tinkering in a vain bid to find some sort of formation to save his season. We can only guess at the lineup there.

Oh Brendan.

martyos121

Turtyturd wrote: »

Couldn't they put a cardboard cutout on an electric train set ala home alone, across the goaline...I assume that was Jone's strategy on Sunday.

They've gone for this approach tonight, worked a treat against our "forwards" in training.

Milkers

Hidalgo wrote: »

Lallana in Allen's position as left wing back and Henderson as right wing back I guess.
Lucas and Gerrard in the middle.

Liam O wrote: »

Lallana at LWB? Jesus he's being wasted. Really good player.

Surely it'll be Markovic at LWB?

Turtyturd

martyos121 wrote: »

They've gone for this approach tonight, worked a treat against our "forwards" in training.

Problem is Sterling was the forward and refused to shoot even after rounding the keeper....now everyone thinks the cutout is the best in the world.

Agent Coulson

If he really doesn't want Borini there he should have put Sinclair or Yesil on the bench.

5live

martyos121 wrote: »

They've gone for this approach tonight, worked a treat against our "forwards" in training.

At least the cut-out guessed the correct side once, unlike Jones.

martyos121

Turtyturd wrote: »

Problem is Sterling was the forward and refused to shoot even after rounding the keeper....now everyone thinks the cutout is the best in the world.

Of course he's the best in the world! He's had two good games for United! That counts as 4,000 for any other team.

Kerrigooney

We're doomed.

Agent Coulson

Kerrigooney wrote: »

We're doomed.

MonkeyTennis

Doooooomed I tells ya!

5live

So, have we reverse jinxed it enough yet or is there still room for even more superstition?

Charlie19

Liverpool will probably need to score 5 to win this one.

marklazarcovic

all the signs point to a win for the home side, id give anything for a comfortable away win,so i can watch a game and be relaxed for once this fcking season

Magico Gonzalez

marklazarcovic wrote: »

all the signs point to a win for the home side, id give anything for a comfortable away win,so i can watch a game and be relaxed for once this fcking season

Kudos for your remarkably optimistic user name!

Kerrigooney

5live wrote: »

So, have we reverse jinxed it enough yet or is there still room for even more superstition?

I wasn't trying to jinx or reverse jinx or anything. I just believe we will lose this game

Hope this is a really tough match that goes to extra time and penos

Francie Barrett

5live wrote: »

So, have we reverse jinxed it enough yet or is there still room for even more superstition?

The reverse jinx that worked so well last year seems to have the opposite effect this year. Maybe we need the double reverse jinx to change our fortunes?

3-0 Liverpool. Borini to come off the bench at half time and nab a hat-trick.

Harry Palmr

Gerrard looks like he has the weight of his furrowed brow on his shoulders.

Magico Gonzalez

Francie Barrett wrote: »

The reverse jinx that worked so well last year seems to have the opposite effect this year. Maybe we need the double reverse jinx to change our fortunes?

3-0 Liverpool. Borini to come off the bench at half time and nab a hat-trick.

I am confident we will be cruising by halftime.

(there, job done).

Agent Coulson

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Gerrard looks like he has the weight of his furrowed brow on his shoulders.

He didn't look happy at all.

OwaynOTT

should be 4 up by 20 minutes, oh wait, no that's Arsenal at the weekend.

monkey9

Sterling's shaved his head so he should be faster. Three one to Liverpool.

5starpool

They are playing a high pressing game already. This won't end well.

Utopia Parkway

Sterling looks a foot smaller with the haircut.

OwaynOTT

Skrtel!

SlickRic

Our CBs make me cry.

Johner

What a miss.

kevohmsford

Great chance for Bournemouth. Should be 1-0.

SherlockWatson

Liverpool defenders genuinely look afraid every time Bournemouth have the ball so far.

5starpool

Awful miss.

I hate Alan Smith commentating on our games.