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The Late Late Show 19th December 2014

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  • #602
    dublinman1990
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭dublinman1990


    sunbabe08 wrote: »
    tea and sandwiches. on the late late :eek: at this late hour. the scandal

    I'd say Tubs must have gotten tips from Francis Brennan. :D


  • #603
    Ol' Donie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,713 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    I hate the set-up-for-set-piece-jokes interviews.

    Just do a few mins stand up, for jeaysus sake.


  • #604
    sunbabe08
    Registered Users Posts: 6,328 ✭✭✭sunbabe08


    tubs didn't really drink that tea. tea not good enough for you tubs


  • #605
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,695 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Lenin Skynard wrote: »
    He's started to look a look like Martin What'shisface that does the cookery shows about fish.

    Yes you are so right!

    Ffs No one hoes to funerals for the craic, rubbish talk


  • #606
    cofy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    RayM wrote: »
    I have a soft spot for Pat Shortt. Mainly because of Father Ted and Garage.

    And dis:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni9lD_MUM3o

    I grew up in a little country shop. This could have been taken directly from some of the customers I had.

    10 year old boy : How much are dem tings dere (nodding to about 3 different boxes).
    Me : what things,
    Boy: dem 10p tings
    Me: 11p


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  • #607
    _Kaiser_
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    This is just not funny


  • #608
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,071 ✭✭✭✭neris


    This guff makes rural ireland sound likes its populated by idiots and stuck in the 1960s


  • #609
    sunbabe08
    Registered Users Posts: 6,328 ✭✭✭sunbabe08


    ahhhh a man who likes a bit of crust :D


  • #610
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    Poor Australia.


  • #611
    Andersonisgod
    Registered Users Posts: 8,868 ✭✭✭Andersonisgod


    What's wrong with Tubridy? He likes this? He really likes this? He's literally wiping tears out of his eyes.


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  • #612
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Martin Loves Fish

    He's mad about it.


  • #613
    Cosmo2013
    Registered Users Posts: 587 ✭✭✭Cosmo2013


    Iranoutofideas wrote: »
    Jon Kenny was/is the funnier of the two

    Havent seen or heard of him in yonks.

    He was on Derek Mooney yesterday. You didn't miss much!


  • #614
    In Lonesome Dove
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 479 ✭✭In Lonesome Dove


    _Kaiser_ wrote: »
    This is just not funny
    Its awful.


  • #615
    sunbabe08
    Registered Users Posts: 6,328 ✭✭✭sunbabe08


    neris wrote: »
    This guff makes rural ireland sound likes its populated by idiots and stuck in the 1960s

    this is my thoughts exactly.


  • #616
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,598 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Could do with a sandwich now.


  • #617
    thelad95
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    sunbabe08 wrote: »
    tubs didn't really drink that tea. tea not good enough for you tubs

    He's just broken up with his wife. The last thing he probably wants to do is sit down at half 11 on a Friday evening and pretend to have the chats and lols with a sweaty middle-aged culchie eating hang sangwiches and suppin tae. I don't blame him.


  • #618
    Lady Chatterton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    Poor Pat's overheating.


  • #619
    Skid X
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    The funeral joke ended badly.

    Who would make a scene when the coffin is being brought into the church just so they could be seen? Bad Taste.


  • #620
    jazz101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭jazz101


    neris wrote: »
    This guff makes rural ireland sound likes its populated by idiots and stuck in the 1960s

    Which is only half true! :mad:


  • #621
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    cofy wrote: »
    I grew up in a little country shop. This could have been taken directly from some of the customers I had.

    10 year old boy : How much are dem tings dere (nodding to about 3 different boxes).
    Me : what things,
    Boy: dem 10p tings
    Me: 11p

    We used to do that with a doddery shopkeeper when we were kids. We'd go into the shop and ask "How much are the penny chewing gums?" :D


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  • #622
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    Lenin Skynard wrote: »
    He's mad about it.

    I was almost there or thereabouts!


  • #623
    Lady Chatterton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    I think 'Garage' is Pat's best work, I could take or leave the rest.


  • #624
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    I'm telling you now lads if I bump into him in NY I'll deck him.....


  • #625
    sunbabe08
    Registered Users Posts: 6,328 ✭✭✭sunbabe08


    pat short was on broadway? :confused:


  • #626
    In Lonesome Dove
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 479 ✭✭In Lonesome Dove


    thelad95 wrote: »
    He's just broken up with his wife. The last thing he probably wants to do is sit down at half 11 on a Friday evening and pretend to have the chats and lols with a sweaty middle-aged culchie eating hang sangwiches and suppin tae. I don't blame him.
    Was tubs and his lady married?


  • #627
    WeleaseWoderick
    Registered Users Posts: 1,447 ✭✭✭WeleaseWoderick


    This is absolute sh**e after what was a good show


  • #628
    thelad95
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    In Lonesome Dove wrote: »
    Was tubs and his lady married?

    Nope. Sorry about that. Just a couple.


  • #629
    sunbabe08
    Registered Users Posts: 6,328 ✭✭✭sunbabe08


    In Lonesome Dove wrote: »
    Was tubs and his lady married?

    i was just about to ask


  • #630
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    grey_so_what wrote: »
    I'm telling you now lads if I bump into him in NY I'll deck him.....

    Please do!


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  • #631
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    In Lonesome Dove wrote: »
    Was tubs and his lady married?

    I didn't think so


  • #632
    _Kaiser_
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    Another Cork winner?? FFS


  • #633
    Lady Chatterton
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    Ask her about Ian Bailey lol :D


  • #634
    Zimmerframe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,668 ✭✭✭Zimmerframe


    He should get more material from crackers.


  • #635
    zcorpian88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭zcorpian88


    Hahaha Santy gives you things you want, haha Bono's been burned!


  • #636
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,695 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Night All and a very happy Christmas to You all. :)


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  • #637
    Skid X
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    sunbabe08 wrote: »
    pat short was on broadway? :confused:

    Ah sure, I've performed on Broadway ... until the NYPD officer told me to shut up and go back to my hotel. It was a good night, all the same.


  • #638
    CountyHurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    Probably the best joke of the night..... And Barlow wouldnt read it...

    Mikebaldwin.jpg

    "Bleedin BARLOW"


  • #639
    sunbabe08
    Registered Users Posts: 6,328 ✭✭✭sunbabe08


    ahhhhhh another cork woman winner :D:D:D


  • #640
    Ol' Donie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,713 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    grey_so_what wrote: »
    I'm telling you now lads if I bump into him in NY I'll deck him.....

    *note to self: never p*ss GSW off*


  • #641
    jos28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,209 ✭✭✭jos28


    grey_so_what wrote: »
    I'm telling you now lads if I bump into him in NY I'll deck him.....

    Better not buy you this for Christmas so

    mlUsA_ivgmf2DUiSxtgoI_A.jpg


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  • #642
    cofy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    grey_so_what wrote: »
    I'm telling you now lads if I bump into him in NY I'll deck him.....

    Imagine if he was on the plane sitting right next to you:eek::eek::D:D:D:D


  • #643
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    Greta just spoilt my hoolie idea!!


  • #644
    Harry Angstrom
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    She's in Schull. Jaysus, I hope she doesn't go walking along the beach tonight.


    She might bump into twelve naked dancing lesbians :eek:


  • #645
    In Lonesome Dove
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 479 ✭✭In Lonesome Dove


    thelad95 wrote: »
    Nope. Sorry about that. Just a couple.

    Thought so. They made such a lovely couple.


  • #646
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    cofy wrote: »
    Imagine if he was on the plane sitting right next to you:eek::eek::D:D:D:D

    :eek::eek::eek:

    Now then you'd see Air-rage!!


  • #647
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,598 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Time to fly!

    Fun as always :)

    To all the boardsie LLS thread regulars...

    NADOLIG LLAWEN!

    crossroads-welsh-english-christmas-card-9000554-0-1386638668000.jpg


  • #648
    sunbabe08
    Registered Users Posts: 6,328 ✭✭✭sunbabe08


    no late for 2 weeks. pray tell what ever are we going to do lads?


  • #649
    dublinman1990
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭dublinman1990


    See you guys. Hope you all have a Happy Christmas. Night Night. :)


  • #650
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,003 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Right folks... that's me done for another night/thread/year :)

    Hope ye all have a great Christmas and New Year and see ye back here soon!


  • #651
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    She's in Schull. Jaysus, I hope she doesn't go walking along the beach tonight.


    She might bump into twelve naked dancing lesbians :eek:

    I'm still laughing about that!!!:D


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