Friendship Engagement

DoYouEvenLift

D'awww, how adorable is this?

whatdoicare

Ultimate friend zone, level 5000.

Xios

A moment of silence please, for our lost brother.

AboutaWeekAgo

I got whiplash reading that OP.

0byme75341jo28

Disgusting.

castletownman

Poor sap is probably still getting more action than me

DoYouEvenLift

castletownman wrote: »

Poor sap is probably still getting more action than me

Just not with his BFF

RikkFlair

Friendship Marriage Referendum on the cards

weemcd

That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen in my life, if it's real

Saralee4

I'm trying to figure out which one is the manipulator Amy or Victor. Whose really in love and which one is just taking the piss.

Honey Monster

This guy is a level 4000 wizard and most definitely a virgin.

ireland.man

I'm sad, I wish I'll find a personer to alskar dig in snart too.

somefeen

The concept of being friends with a girl and not wanting to shag her is completely alien to me

Iranoutofideas

I just threw up a little in my mouth

Tell me how

ireland.man wrote: »

I'm sad, I wish I'll find a personer to alskar dig in snart too.

I'm sorry. What???

Gone Drinking

Friendship engayged

somefeen

ireland.man wrote: »

I'm sad, I wish I'll find a personer to alskar dig in snart too.

Dig in snart too?!?

personer, heptep, imoji alacantara, hurdy gurdy cheap champagne

deco nate

Hope he at least gets a hand job.

SEPT 23 1989

Another world war would thin this type of nonsense out

biko

Friendzoned beyond belief

KTRIC

I'd put a months salary on him batting for the other team :rolleyes:

keeponhurling

Good news for ring manufacturers

Galwayguy35

somefeen wrote: »

The concept of being friends with a girl and not wanting to shag her is completely alien to me

Are you attracted to every girl you would be friends with?

If I don't fancy someone I'd have no interest in trying to get the leg over.

Slot Machine

Jesus, this thread is overflowing with cringe.

keeponhurling

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Are you attracted to every girl you would be friends with?

If I don't fancy someone I'd have no interest in trying to get the leg over.

Every hole's a goal

padd b1975

Something tells me Victor is the type of guy who tells people to shut that door.

Venus In Furs

Maybe he's gay and they're very young.

This is cringey but guys saying stuff like it's alien for him to be friends with a woman and "Every hole is a goal" are also cringey.

AnonoBoy

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Maybe he's gay and they're very young

Being gay or young is no excuse for this vomit-inducing sh*te.

Ugh.

Venus In Furs

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Being gay or young is no excuse for this vomit-inducing sh*te.

Ugh.

I know it's no excuse but there's comments about how he is "friend-zoned" when he might not even be attracted to women.

thee glitz

somefeen

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Are you attracted to every girl you would be friends with?

If I don't fancy someone I'd have no interest in trying to get the leg over.

Pretty much, as soon as a girl seems to connect with me I immediately want to have sex with them. Its just the way I am. Very awkward when I get along with my GFs friends are my friends GFs. I dont know how people do it, but i dont judge so please dont judge me.

somefeen

Venus In Furs wrote: »

Maybe he's gay and they're very young.

This is cringey but guys saying stuff like it's alien for him to be friends with a woman and "Every hole is a goal" are also cringey.

Nah I can be friends with a girl, just I'd always ne thinking about having sex with them. I just happen to be a very sexual guy with a strong link between friendship and sexy times

MistyCheese

Well, congratulations to the happy couple who are engaged to be friends. Have they set a date yet for the upcoming friendship?

El Weirdo

To think, there are people going into schools and shooting kids, yet these fucking twats are still alive.

I despair for this world sometimes.

somefeen

El Weirdo wrote: »

To think, there are people going into schools and shooting kids, yet these fucking twats are still alive.

I despair for this world sometimes.

You OK?

ireland.man

somefeen wrote: »

Nah I can be friends with a girl, just I'd always ne thinking about having sex with them. I just happen to be a very sexual guy with a strong link between friendship and sexy times

Would you be ok with having a mate who's gay?

somefeen

ireland.man wrote: »

Would you be ok with having a mate who's gay?

Well Im not gay so I wouldnt want to have sex with him.

ireland.man

somefeen wrote: »

Well Im not gay so I wouldnt want to have sex with him.

If he was always thinking of having sex with you, it was just his usual natural urges and something he'd never act on, would you still be mates with him if you knew?

antodeco

What? Pictures in AH? Work of the devil!

somefeen

ireland.man wrote: »

If he was always thinking of having sex with you, it was just his usual natural urges and something he'd never act on, would you still be mates with him if you knew?

I dont know, thats his decision, if he can handle suppressing those urges then i dont see a problem. If I knew about it I'd probably avoid him since I would see everything he did as just trying to get into my pants.

ireland.man

somefeen wrote: »

I dont know, thats his decision, if he can handle suppressing those urges then i dont see a problem. If I knew about it I'd probably avoid him since I would see everything he did as just trying to get into my pants.

It means he's only friends with you because he's keeping information from you that'd make you feel bad around him. Seems a bit creepy/ dishonest to me.

Jinonatron

As someone who once made it out of the friendzone Best of luck !

syklops

somefeen wrote: »

The concept of being friends with a girl and not wanting to shag her is completely alien to me

Victor is hoping the "wedding night" will change their relationship.

somefeen

ireland.man wrote: »

It means he's only friends with you because he's keeping information from you that'd make you feel bad around him. Seems a bit creepy/ dishonest to me.

Man I'll be honest wiht you. I'm a wee bit drunk and all I cans say is I like to have sex with women that I connect with and if I was in a room with a load of guys that wanted to have sex with me I'd be creeped out. Henceforth I dont have female friends because I'd just want to get my grind on with their juicy bits and they might take offense to that. I suppose what they don't know wont hurt them but even while I am in a commited relationship if I think there is an opportunity to touch the aforementioned juicy bits I will always be tempted.

Thats just me, other guys seem to manage alright. perhaps its a lack of female friends while growing up or something or maybe just that I'm a total perv.

ireland.man

Is it a piece of string around her finger? Are they just having a laugh?

Galwayguy35

somefeen wrote: »

Pretty much, as soon as a girl seems to connect with me I immediately want to have sex with them. Its just the way I am. Very awkward when I get along with my GFs friends are my friends GFs. I dont know how people do it, but i dont judge so please dont judge me.

Who's judging?

I was only asking a question, you can ride half the country and it's no difference to me.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

ireland.man wrote: »

I'm sad, I wish I'll find a personer to alskar dig in snart too.

Man, seriously, what happened in this post? Did you have a stroke while you were typing it?

Omackeral

Kaitlyn Clever Video wrote: »

Man, seriously, what happened in this post? Did you have a stroke while you were typing it?

Poor old Victor will be having a life time of strokes in the friendzone.

RobYourBuilder

Of course they are Swedish. Where else could such f*ckery exist?

padd b1975

Whenever I hear the word friendzone, I always think of Owen Wilson's character in Meet The Fockers.

padd b1975

RobYourBuilder wrote: »

Of course they are Swedish. Where else could such f*ckery exist?

San Francisco would be my guess.