Annoying habits of your OH

Mister Vain

My missus is always leaving the toilet seat down. Bugs me to no end.

What annoying habits does your OH have?

nilsonmickey

Pissing all over the toilet seat or leaving skid marks all down the side of the bow

Drives me nuts.

DeanAustin

Mister Vain wrote: »

My missus is always leaving the toilet seat down. Bugs me to no end.

What annoying habits does your OH have?

So does mine...is the same woman leading a double life? Am I stirring another man's porridge?

pudzey101

Taking the car out and returning it with the petrol light on !!

Woshy

Using the wrong words and having no concept he is doing it.

It happens daily - but as an example, the other day we spent ages having a cyclical discussion about when the last dart was this weekend. He was insisting it was 3.30am and was really annoyed when I kept disagreeing with him. It turns out he meant Luas, not dart and had no inkling that he was using the wrong word so couldn't understand why I was disagreeing with him. It drives me around the bend!

braddun

wants sex four times a day


I am a wreck

SureYWouldntYa

When she kicks me out of bed in the middle of the night, screaming stuff like "who are you"

Does my head in

My OH has a tendency to not exist. That rather annoys me at times.
*scuttles sadly to "Anyone fed up of being single?" thread*

boobar

Terrible with money, always borrowing off me.

Apart from that she's great.

Gongoozler

He leaves things randomly in the most awkward places. Like if he kicks off his shoes, they'll be in the middle of the floor. But I don't live with him so it's still at the entertaining stage.

chupacabra

Menstruation

cloud493

Worst 'I'm not sad and alone' topic ever.

smcgiff

Woshy wrote: »

Using the wrong words and having no concept he is doing it.

Are you married to Del boy? A fait acopian.

Specialun

Keeps banging on the door while im roiding her sister

Puts me off my game

JJayoo

She only exists on the internet

Specialun

JJayoo wrote: »

She only exists on the internet

Cheaper that way

supersean1999

My missus is gone into labour. Very early stages but its VERY annoying she did not have it when she was due .Fact. but ill forgive her. Ps i better add of course how much i love her and ill forget everything she says in the next while

StormWarrior

In my early 20s I went out with a thoroughly hideous bloke with lots of very unattractive habits. One was that he'd take off all his clothes, tuck his willy between his legs and walk around pretending to be a girl with a vagina. He's walk in a girly way swaying his hips and flicking his hair. He'd also sometimes take off all his clothes, wrap bedsheets around his crotch & bum as if it was a nappy, and talk in a baby voice, pretending to be a baby. I mean, who would do that in front of their girlfriend? It was a massive turn-off. If I was in the toilet he'd stand outside banging on the door and crying in a baby voice, "Let me in! Let me in!" When I'd yell at him to f- off, he'd pretend to cry and call out in a baby voice "Poo! You stink!" Just awful.

mad muffin

Constantly telling me I embarrassed her in front of her family:mad:


I keep telling her, I run hot and my body hair is enough to keep me warm…

smcgiff

StormWarrior wrote: »

In my early 20s I went out with a thoroughly hideous bloke with lots of very unattractive habits. One was that he'd take off all his clothes, tuck his willy between his legs and walk around pretending to be a girl with a vagina. He's walk in a girly way swaying his hips and flicking his hair. He'd also sometimes take off all his clothes, wrap bedsheets around his crotch & bum as if it was a nappy, and talk in a baby voice, pretending to be a baby. I mean, who would do that in front of their girlfriend? It was a massive turn-off. If I was in the toilet he'd stand outside banging on the door and crying in a baby voice, "Let me in! Let me in!" When I'd yell at him to f- off, he'd pretend to cry and call out in a baby voice "Poo! You stink!" Just awful.

Unless all of the above happened in the course of a single evening, how in god's name did you stay with him? :pac:

Sheep Lover

When she bangs on the wardrobe door to be let out, so annoying.

Toots

StormWarrior wrote: »

In my early 20s I went out with a thoroughly hideous bloke with lots of very unattractive habits. One was that he'd take off all his clothes, tuck his willy between his legs and walk around pretending to be a girl with a vagina. He's walk in a girly way swaying his hips and flicking his hair. He'd also sometimes take off all his clothes, wrap bedsheets around his crotch & bum as if it was a nappy, and talk in a baby voice, pretending to be a baby. I mean, who would do that in front of their girlfriend? It was a massive turn-off. If I was in the toilet he'd stand outside banging on the door and crying in a baby voice, "Let me in! Let me in!" When I'd yell at him to f- off, he'd pretend to cry and call out in a baby voice "Poo! You stink!" Just awful.

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StormWarrior

smcgiff wrote: »

Unless all of the above happened in the course of a single evening, how in god's name did you stay with him? :pac:

Well it crept up slowly. At first he was charming and clean and made an effort, then he gradually started getting weird and worst of all, eventually stopped bothering about personal hygiene, despite my protests. He even called me OCD because I showered every day. But eventually I couldn't take any more and dumped him.

Buona Fortuna

StormWarrior wrote: »

In my early 20s I went out with a thoroughly hideous bloke with lots of very unattractive habits. One was that he'd take off all his clothes, tuck his willy between his legs and walk around pretending to be a girl with a vagina. He's walk in a girly way swaying his hips and flicking his hair. He'd also sometimes take off all his clothes, wrap bedsheets around his crotch & bum as if it was a nappy, and talk in a baby voice, pretending to be a baby. I mean, who would do that in front of their girlfriend? It was a massive turn-off. If I was in the toilet he'd stand outside banging on the door and crying in a baby voice, "Let me in! Let me in!" When I'd yell at him to f- off, he'd pretend to cry and call out in a baby voice "Poo! You stink!" Just awful.

Sounds like a keeper.:D

Simonigs1.0

She squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube and I fear for our future.

theteal

Not touching this with a barge-pole.. .

Mister Vain

Jelly Jack wrote: »

Thinly veiled I've got an OH thread ?

No if that were the case I'd be complaining over her wanting sex 4 times a day. :rolleyes:

orchidsrpretty

He almost constantly has his finger up his nose. It's absolutely disgusting.

NIMAN

Talking.

SEPT 23 1989

Targeting me for unnecessary household jobs and childrens activities when im in a state of extreme hungoverness

looking_around

opening a new tub of toothpaste before old one is finished.
same with milk.

and pouring large bowl of breakfast, to only eat half.
making something and leaving it in the fridge, lets it go off.

30 minute showers

terrible time estimates.

Sheep Lover

looking_around wrote: »

terrible time estimates.

Like when she reckons you only lasted 30 seconds is it?

Simonigs1.0

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Like when she reckons you only lasted 30 seconds is it?

At least sheep aren't able to tell you

Mister Vain

Simonigs1.0 wrote: »

At least sheep aren't able to tell you

Baa Baa Baastard!!!

looking_around

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Like when she reckons you only lasted 30 seconds is it?

I'm the gal :P and more like "it'll be an hour" turns out to be 2 or 3, or like " I won;t be long"..ends up being half the night.
He's just awful with it.

Sheep Lover

Simonigs1.0 wrote: »

At least sheep aren't able to tell you

They tell me just fine with either a cold dead stare or a gleeful gaze upon their merry face, you know when you've done a good job with sheep.

ElleEm

looking_around wrote: »

opening a new tub of toothpaste before old one is finished.
same with milk.

and pouring large bowl of breakfast, to only eat half.
making something and leaving it in the fridge, lets it go off.

30 minute showers

terrible time estimates.

I think we're going out with the same person!

My boyfriend eats his nails... biting them isn't enough. He also only uses towels once and leaves them wherever they fall- on the bed, on the landing, hanging over the banisters! Drives me mad!

Summer wind

Last week he puked in my gorgeous car. I was really delighted.

Pherekydes

It's nearly a quarter to eleven on a Sunday night and my wife is washing the floor of the front room.

How the fcuk are you supposed to watch porn with that going on?

Mister Vain

Pherekydes wrote: »

It's nearly a quarter to eleven on a Sunday night and my wife is washing the floor of the front room.

How the fcuk are you supposed to watch porn with that going on?

It's a pity she's not doing the hoovering. At least then she could have helped you out with a masturbatory aid.

heldel00

He pronounces so many words wrong
Meeami - miami
Pengweng - penguin
Meeyo - Mayo
Borgur - burger
Parshel - parcel

Pengweng annoys me more than any of the others oddly enough! Not as if it's a thing that comes up too often in everyday conversation!

MadDog76

My wife is messy, really messy .......... never puts anything back in it's place, just leaves stuff lying around which does my OCD no good at all ........... but what really annoys me is when (every few days) she does a BIG clean-up and then turn's to me and says "if I didn't clean the house it would never be done!!" ......... WTF!!??!
I want to scream "IT'S YOUR F**KING MESS!!!!!!!" .......... but I just smile and tell her how great she is ........ because she is and I love her

irish coldplayer

Her car, it would never have tax, nct, oil, tread on the tyres, air in the tyres, water, brake fluid, coolant, proper tracking or ever ever get cleaned or serviced if it weren't for me.
To her its a wardrobe on wheels...
Every warning light on the dash could be flashing and it would mean nothing to her
Drives me nuts

fussyonion

Having a shoite just before I want to use the loo.
Leaving skidmarks on the bowl.
Farting eggy farts in the bedroom that linger all night.
Belching near me.

Smidge

fussyonion wrote: »

Having a shoite just before I want to use the loo.
Leaving skidmarks on the bowl.
Farting eggy farts in the bedroom that linger all night.
Belching near me.

Sorry FO, but this description almost sounds like my dog

daukey34

my missus snores so bad, and let's rippers no matter who is around

Toots

*Making a sandwich on the counter and not wiping it down afterwards.
*Cutting onions/tomatoes/anything on the counter (often in preparation of a sandwich) and not wiping it down afterwards, leaving an oniony tomatoey residue that contaminates anything else that touches it.
*Leaving used dishes on the counter right above the dishwasher.
*Leaving his shoes right behind the bedroom door, so that the door only opens about a foot. If he goes to bed before me, I'm effectively locked out of my own room.

Other than those he's fantastic.

strobe

Gongoozler wrote: »

He leaves things randomly in the most awkward places. Like if he kicks off his shoes, they'll be in the middle of the floor. But I don't live with him so it's still at the entertaining stage.

Maybe it's art?

nelly17

Leaves crap on the stairs, and guess what last month she tripped on a bag on the stairs, fell down the stairs and broke her foot

nc19

Constant tidying and forgetting instantly where she put my things she tidied. I.E. I put my earphones on the mantle after the gym, come back after my shower and they're gone! She never saw them apparently!. I find them an hr later in the fruit bowl in the kitchen!

If I gave egs of everything we'd be here a while

Jawgap

Lists - does my ffffff----ing head in. Lists for Christmas, lists for birthdays, lists to go shopping with, lists for jobs to do at the weekend.........lists, lists, lists......:mad:

Telling me what to do or how to do it - tell me one or the other, not both.

Reminding me every 6 months about the jobs I said I'd do - annoying because I never said when I'd do them.

Never asking a direct question - such as asking "Are you going into Dublin on Friday?" when what she really wants to ask is "Can you pick up a book for me?"