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If you could be any...

  • 22-12-2014 12:33am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭


    If you could be any... who would you be?

    Example:

    If you could be any wizard, who would you be?
    I'd be Snoop Dogg.

    If you could be any potato based dish, which potato based dish would you be?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,397 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    If you could be any... who would you be?

    Example:

    If you could be any wizard, who would you be?
    I'd be Snoop Dogg.

    If you could be any potato based dish, which potato based dish would you be?

    Puff Daddy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Tayto


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Tayto

    But now you have to ask. I'll do it for you.

    If you could be any pot, what pot would you be?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,397 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    But now you have to ask. I'll do it for you.

    If you could be any pot, what pot would you be?

    Pol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    If you could be any... who would you be?

    Example:

    If you could be any wizard, who would you be?
    I'd be Snoop Dogg.

    If you could be any potato based dish, which potato based dish would you be?

    Excuse me. Maybe I'm gettin' old or something, but how is Snoop Dogg a.... Wizard?:confused:

    I thought he was some sort of Musician.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,450 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Pol.

    Or des

    Glazers Out!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    If you could be any... who would you be?

    Example:

    If you could be any wizard, who would you be?
    I'd be Snoop Dogg.

    If you could be any potato based dish, which potato based dish would you be?

    I'd probably have to be the potato waffle dish as I do enough of that waffle here on boards :)

    This is my snack potato waffle dish... I'd eat myself if I was one of these.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    But now you have to ask. I'll do it for you.

    If you could be any pot, what pot would you be?

    The best pot I can be


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    WAS I UNCLEAR? You answer the question then ask your own! Do you even know how threads work!


    I would be a casserole pot.

    I answered, so now I ask a question and the next person does the same.

    If you could be any Christmas decoration what would you be?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    =
    If you could be any wizard, who would you be?

    If you could be any potato based dish, which potato based dish would you be?

    "Hello, my name is Merlin Mash."

    Is that how it works?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,397 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    A potato waffle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    1) WAS I UNCLEAR?

    2) Do you even know how threads work!

    3) pot.


    1)Yes
    2)Sometimes
    3)I'm grand thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,966 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Any positions left as a potato waffle? I was be one of them!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭AboutaWeekAgo


    I thought Snoop Dogg was a Lion??


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭braddun


    waffle iron


    what was the question


    too be or not 2bt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    For Mash get SMASH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    I thought Snoop Dogg was a Lion??

    No he seems to be a wizard now. Maybe he has a spell to ban Lions & Rap music.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Man I could go for some waffles right now.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,195 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Dumbledore for Wizard, Potato Gratin for potato dish.

    Ghost for Game of Thrones Character. Eric Cartman for South Park Character.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Did ye ever make an egg sandwich, with potato waffles? Oh man, I could go for one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    c_man wrote: »
    Did ye ever make an egg sandwich, with potato waffles? Oh man, I could go for one.

    Well, maybe that Snoop Dogg fellah can conjure up one for ya.

    I hear he's a wizard now.

    Give him a shout.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Hey OP ,is this how you hoped the thread would turn out.????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    A beautiful, sexy,funny and smart decoration of course..(in the shape of a potato waffle).
    Now, my question,,if you could be any kind of thread starter what kind would you be?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    Hey OP ,is this how you hoped the thread would turn out.????

    I couldn't have hoped for more.
    fineso.mom wrote: »
    A beautiful, sexy,funny and smart decoration of course..(in the shape of a potato waffle).
    Now, my question,,if you could be any kind of thread starter what kind would you be?

    A twisted thread starter.

    If you could be any kind of baddie in a James Bond film, what kind of baddie would you be?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    If you could be any wizard, who would you be?
    I'd be Snoop Dogg.

    Ha. Snoop Dogg ain't no wizard.

    "Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel."

    Saruman kicks ass.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,397 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    I couldn't have hoped for more.



    A twisted thread starter.

    If you could be any kind of baddie in a James Bond film, what kind of baddie would you be?

    Megatron.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,195 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Bond Villain would be Agent 006 Alec Trevelyan, love Sean Bean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,397 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Bond Villain would be Agent 006 Alec Trevelyan, love Sean Bean.

    Who was the host of Jeopardy?


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  • Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    I couldn't have hoped for more.


    If it makes you feel any better, I've been in actual pain for the last five minutes from laughing hysterically at this thread.



    I really, really needed a good laugh. Ye guys are feckin' brilliant! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,195 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Who was the host of Jeopardy?


    Alex Trebek :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭AnimalChin


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Who was the host of Jeopardy?

    Alex Trebek.

    I think he's got into wizardry as well though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,397 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Answers in the form of a question...it's clearly stated in the OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Answers in the form of a question...it's clearly stated in the OP.

    But that's not an answer or a question ???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    But that's not an answer or a question ???

    It's.....It's.....well, something different.

    OP has blundered into creating a special kind of thread.

    A thread where there's a random kind of randomness.

    A thread where you post with a confused 'Mrs Doyle from Fr Ted' voice in your head.

    I hope this thread runs on.

    Have fun folks!:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    42.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,397 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    But that's not an answer or a question ???

    Oh isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Chucken wrote: »
    42.

    No Chucken. Your'e doing it wrong.

    It needs to be a little bit funny to at least some people.

    I mean, what the hell does '42' mean exactly? Exept to the few 42 year olds that use this site. Or some kind of gang member somewhere.

    Just pretend to be old & befuddled or something.

    Go to the bold step till I say you can come back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    Chucken wrote: »
    42.

    Signature clash !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Mmmmmmmmm . . . Waffles!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,700 ✭✭✭Mountainsandh


    No Chucken. Your'e doing it wrong.

    It needs to be a little bit funny to at least some people.

    I mean, what the hell does '42' mean exactly? Exept to the few 42 year olds that use this site. Or some kind of gang member somewhere.

    Just pretend to be old & befuddled or something.

    Go to the bold step till I say you can come back.

    I'm really old and befuddled, but I can't do funny, where should I go ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    No Chucken. Your'e doing it wrong.

    It needs to be a little bit funny to at least some people.

    I mean, what the hell does '42' mean exactly? Exept to the few 42 year olds that use this site. Or some kind of gang member somewhere.

    Just pretend to be old & befuddled or something.

    Go to the bold step till I say you can come back.

    I'm not pretending! :D


    42. The answer to everything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Chucken wrote: »
    I'm not pretending! :D


    42. The answer to everything.

    Neither am I.

    So tell me why 42 is the answer to everything?

    Remember, I never gave you permission to leave the 'bold corner'.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    The original intent seems very similar to the "interview the person below you" thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    If you could be a boards.ie forum what forum would you be?

    I'd be a hosted forum because no-one understands me. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    I'm really old and befuddled, but I can't do funny, where should I go ?

    Well. your'e here now. Might as well make yourself usefull.

    Sweep the corners of the floors of this thread, if you will.

    Good Show.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Neither am I.

    So tell me why 42 is the answer to everything?

    Remember, I never gave you permission to leave the 'bold corner'.:pac:

    Answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. 42.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,195 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Chucken wrote: »
    42.

    Got a regular Douglas Adams here do we?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Got a regular Douglas Adams here do we?


    Nah. He wrote it.

    I quote it. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Chucken wrote: »
    Answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. 42.

    Right.

    Well you're no Carl Sagen when it comes to explaining stuff of this magnitude.

    But give it a try. This thread could save the World, if you tell us what you know.


    Otherwise the Naughty corner beckons..............and you'll be wearing a Dunce Hat this time.


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