If you were guaranteed to get away with it Basil?

Molester Stallone II

bodice ripper wrote: »

In keeping with the spirit of the thread, there should be a nominal fee.

Oh go on...how much will you pay me?

mad muffin

bodice ripper wrote: »

STEAL ALL THE FLAGS

That's just going to far… MONSTER!!! :eek:

bodice ripper

Molester Stallone II wrote: »

Oh go on...how much will you pay me?

one hit of meth

dark crystal

StormWarrior wrote: »

I'd murder my neighbour and her dog because that fcvking thing never stops barking. .

Oh God, this. I have exactly the same problem. Got so bad one morning, I seriously considered harming the poor fecker. When it comes down to it, though, law or no law, I could never harm an animal. I'd hate myself for doing it.

I could probably rob a bank without it weighing on my conscience any, though.

Wanderer2010

costadeldole wrote: »

Murder.
Specifically pedophiles and child abusers.
I have to admit I would get immense pleasure from it.
I don't agree with forgiveness, rehabilitation, or incarceration for these criminals.
It should be execution, nothing less.
If I were granted a licence to kill by the state, I would happily make it my life's work and give it my all.

Would you actually be able to pull the trigger though? Its not like the movies where people are dispatched cleanly in one shot with minimum blood and gore, then you have the begging not to do it, the pleading in your victims eyes etc. Saying and doing it are very different.

Molester Stallone II

bodice ripper wrote: »

one hit of meth

Sold! to the lady with the manky teeth and wonky breasts!

DEFTLEFTHAND

I wouldn't kill just for the sake of killing, I'd draw up a list of people I want dead and then pay someone else to do it. It wouldn't be a very long list, only about 3 or four people thinking off the top of my head.:D

ScumLord

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I wouldn't kill just for the sake of killing, I'd draw up a list of people I want dead and then pay someone else to do it.

Then you could just not pay the person you paid to murder the people as your act you want to get away with.

BBJBIG

I'd loike to kill and eat another Human Being.
Saves Muny - plenty of Food just walkin around outsoide the front door
on 2 Legs ... and all for Free !!! !!! !!!

I have a book which shows the best parts of de Human to eat.
If I ever run short of Muny, this ** WILL BE ** an option for Food for me.

And, all the peeple being buried and cremated every day of the week ... and, others
starving with the hunger in this wurld !!! FFS !!! Ridiculous !!!

There are also Human Beings that I would kill because they are just pure Evil Kunts and Scums.
Think - Bankers, Developers and failed Politicians on 150,000+ Shamrocks a year ... for Scratchin
de Balls all day long.

I would tie them in a bag .... and, hang the bag upside down from the branch of a Tree.
Then - I would beat the bag with baseball bats .... listening to them Squeal loike the Big
Fat Pigs at the Trough that they are .... until they vomit up their organs.

After that - I would frogmarch one of their next of Kin to pour a sup of Petrol over the Bag .... and, burn
de Bastards .... sending em off to see Jesus well ahead of their due arrival date.

Some peeple need to be taught de hard lesson.

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Is that good enuf for you, OP ?

Sclosages

BBJBIG wrote: »

I'd loike to kill and eat another Human Being.
Saves Muny - plenty of Food just walkin around outsoide the front door
on 2 Legs ... and all for Free !!! !!! !!!

I have a book which shows the best parts of de Human to eat.
If I ever run short of Muny, this ** WILL BE ** an option for Food for me.

And, all the peeple being buried and cremated every day of the week ... and, others
starving with the hunger in this wurld !!! FFS !!! Ridiculous !!!

There are also Human Beings that I would kill because they are just pure Evil Kunts and Scums.
Think - Bankers, Developers and failed Politicians on 150,000+ Shamrocks a year ... for Scratchin
de Balls all day long.

I would tie them in a bag .... and, hang the bag upside down from the branch of a Tree.
Then - I would beat the bag with baseball bats .... listening to them Squeal loike the Big
Fat Pigs at the Trough that they are .... until they vomit up their organs.

After that - I would frogmarch one of their next of Kin to pour a sup of Petrol over the Bag .... and, burn
de Bastards .... sending em off to see Jesus well ahead of their due arrival date.

Some peeple need to be taught de hard lesson.

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Is that good enuf for you, OP ?

As I google 'is there a reward for reporting mentallers' I say to you 'Well done man! Let it out of ya there!'

costadeldole

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Would you actually be able to pull the trigger though? Its not like the movies where people are dispatched cleanly in one shot with minimum blood and gore, then you have the begging not to do it, the pleading in your victims eyes etc. Saying and doing it are very different.

Yes I could, then carry on eating my dinner as if nothing had happened.
But if I had the choice, shooting them wouldn't be my preference.
I would prefer to be locked in a concrete prison cell with them, one on one.
Then beat them to death.

costadeldole

I wouldn't pay for my water in Ireland.

mynamejeff

id kill each and every person on boards

mad muffin

mynamejeff wrote: »

id kill each and every person on boards

Not before I kill you! MUAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

JaseBelleVie

Boskowski wrote: »

If I had that kind of money why would I want to have cheap shags in a toilet cubicle? That is gross.

Ah, it's just a little bit of the naughty. Bit gross, but sure when you have money and power, you don't care what other people think.

BBJBIG

Sclosages wrote: »

As I google 'is there a reward for reporting mentallers' I say to you 'Well done man! Let it out of ya there!'

If you are as tasty as your name, I'll put you on the top of the Menu ...

Cantremember

Classic agent provocateur work. OP.