Recommended Bad Movies

Wedwood

Everyone has their own selection of universally panned atrocities that we secretly watch and love, well post them here and face your shame !!!

My shameful guilty pleasures:

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
A View to a Kill
Predator 2
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

monkeysnapper

Mines terminator 3 rise of the machines , and rocky balboa

Mr_Muffin

The Village. (lol)

The Dark Knight Rises.

EoghanIRL

Sharknado 2 . So disappointing after the brilliance of sharknado 1.

ireland.man

The Happening!

tommyboy2222

I really like Signs !!

sydthebeat

Krull

He-man

Conan the barbarian

ireland.man

One more... The Evil Dead 2!!

my3cents

Battlefield Earth 3000

Its so bad its really quite funny but can't watch it more than once every 3 or 4 years. I actually bought the DVD (car boot €1) because I'd heard it was the worst film ever made and thought I have to see that.

Bipolar Joe

Ah, now, Krull, Conan and Evil Dead 2 are far from bad movies!

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare is the best bad movie, in my opinion.

um7y1h83ge06nx

Over The Top with Slyvester Stallone...

One of the ultimate so bad it's good films :-P

JaseBelleVie

Psycho Cop 1989

It's either so bad it's good, or just so bad it's f*cking terrible.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095922/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

agent graves

a more recent one... battlship
its soooo bad.

Rachiee

Bring it on
Legally blonde

dark crystal

I have a soft, squishy place in my heart for Far and Away. Yeah, it's a piece of American-oirish whimsy packed full of bad accents, but I still like it. More than I should.

I also really liked Superman III, even though everyone else seems to think it's utter shite. Bad Superman fighting Clark Kent in the scrapyard - brilliant!

Dirty Steve

Quicksilver : 80's version of Premium Rush with Kevin Bacon in the lead role.
Has several brilliantly cheesy scenes involving dancing and bicycles.

Mannequin: A man begins a relationship with a mannequin (she's human to him) that only he can interact with. Plus Kim Cattrall is also super hot in it.

jacksie66

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Into The Blue

Dirty Steve wrote: »

Mannequin: A man begins a relationship with a mannequin (she's human to him) that only he can interact with. Plus Kim Cattrall is also super hot in it.

That's an excellent film!!

Ipso

Wedwood wrote: »

Everyone has their own selection of universally panned atrocities that we secretly watch and love, well post them here and face your shame !!!

My shameful guilty pleasures:

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
A View to a Kill
Predator 2
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Predator 2 isn't bad, it had a lot to live up to but I always it was a great fast paced action film.

unjedilike

The first Pirates of the Caribbean was ok but after that came just horrifically bad wretched cinema. Torturous.

Icaras

unjedilike wrote: »

The first Pirates of the Caribbean was ok but after that came just horrifically bad wretched cinema. Torturous.

I like the third pirates of the Caribbean (except for the wedding part). For some reason I like it being overly complicated and hard to follow. Maybe it make me feel clever

Also terminator salvation is a guilty pleasure.

J Mysterio

Hudson Hawk

saintsaltynuts

Cocktail.

JoeA3

Steven Seagal's efforts from the late '80's / early '90's, particularly Under Siege and it's sequel.

Mess with Casey Ryback at your peril!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDI83HvbtCE

TerrorFirmer

jacksie66 wrote: »

The Room

The ultimate good bad movie..

This is hands down the best bad movie ever.

Also the fact that it cost several million to produce only adds to it's sheer brilliance.

Other honorable mentions include Sharknado, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Mac and Me (the best ET ripoff ever - I think everyone knows the infamous 'wheelchair off cliff' scene?), and For Your Height Only (a James Bond spoof featuring a 2ft tall Filipino midget, the worst dubbing ever and outrageous action scenes).

c - 13

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare is the best bad movie, in my opinion.

Ah Rock N' Roll Nightmare, priceless film. Still piss my self laughing every time at the

fight scene near the end

. Only found out recently there was a sequel.

No mention of Fatal Deviation yet?

Ill throw out an honorable mention to Zombeavers too. Rubbish but hilarious.

Tipsy McSwagger

JoeA3 wrote: »

Steven Seagal's efforts from the late '80's / early '90's, particularly Under Siege and it's sequel.

Mess with Casey Ryback at your peril!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDI83HvbtCE

Better off closing the thread because things are getting stupid now. Seagal made some classic action films in the early 90s and Under Siege is an awesome movie.

Bipolar Joe

c - 13 wrote: »

Ah Rock N' Roll Nightmare, priceless film. Still piss my self laughing every time at the

fight scene near the end

. Only found out recently there was a sequel.

No mention of Fatal Deviation yet?

Ill throw out an honorable mention to Zombeavers too. Rubbish but hilarious.

:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:.

I will say, the sequel isn't even a scratch on the first one. I reviewed them both on my podcast, but I don't think I'm allowed to link to it for some reason.

Birneybau

ireland.man wrote: »

One more... The Evil Dead 2!!

Amazing film, in no way bad whatsoever.

I'll nominate 'Taffin'.

JoeA3

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

Better off closing the thread because things are getting stupid now. Seagal made some classic action films in the early 90s and Under Siege is an awesome movie.

Oh I thoroughly agree, don't get me wrong! I love those movies but I get some funny looks sometimes when I admit it

jacksie66

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e_e

jacksie66 wrote: »

The Room

The ultimate good bad movie..

Hai doggy.

Trond

Anyone mentioned Cage's latest "masterpiece" Left Behind?

Its hilariously bad. Ideal with a hangover. The closing scene takes the biscuit. Honestly its hilarious!

loyatemu

Trond wrote: »

Anyone mentioned Cage's latest "masterpiece" Left Behind?

Its hilariously bad. Ideal with a hangover. The closing scene takes the biscuit. Honestly its hilarious!

Pretty much any Nic Cage film is watchable because it has him in it.

quickbeam

I think Troy is actually a pretty good film, but it's usually panned by critics and casual film-goers alike. It's got hot guys for the girls, and hot girls for the guys, and a fantastic duel between Bana and Pitt. I think it's actually above the average fair and undeserving of the criticism it gets.

Ormus

Titanic

MagicMarker

2012

It's the ultimate Sunday afternoon movie.

spacecoyote

Breakin 2: electric boogaloo...it probably hits every 80s cliche, seems like it was directed by a child, but still cheese-tastic.

The story of ricki - if you haven't seen this you've had a deprived life, it's pure genius. Terrible special effects, awesome kills, like a bad real life anime

mattser

The Guard....load of absolute bo**ox.

Donnielighto

spacecoyote wrote: »

Breakin 2: electric boogaloo...it probably hits every 80s cliche, seems like it was directed by a child, but still cheese-tastic.

The story of ricki - if you haven't seen this you've had a deprived life, it's pure genius. Terrible special effects, awesome kills, like a bad real life anime

Is that any connection to the Swiss lips video?

J Mysterio

mattser wrote: »

The Guard....load of absolute bo**ox.

Wah?

mark13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAy7tHVOKng

I also recommend the earlier work of Hulk Hogan, No Holds Barred in particular.

The Strawman Argument

Still not totally convinced it's a bad movie, a lot of it is clearly intentionally absurd so he definitely hit some of it right, but Southland Tales deserves way more love than it gets either way

Dion Element: The dude hasn't taken a **** in a week.
Veronica Mung: When has it even been in the Bible that you have to have a bowel movement? It's not written anywhere.
Dion Element: It's not written in the Bible, but some things is written, like, in mother nature. All of the animals ****. Cows ****, llamas ****.
Veronica Mung: Do they like it? Do they want it? If they had a voice would they, would they rather not?
Dion Element: I think they feel better after they take a ****. I think they do like it. My answer is yes.
Veronica Mung: My answer is no!

Some really weird casting going on too, e.g. Jon Lovitz as a badass cop.

Sam Mac

Norbit, and anything recent with Slyvester Stallone.

Chris_Heilong

I think some people are missing the point of this thread, its films everyone says is crap but you like anyway. Your guilty pleasure.

I know James Cameron said his was the first resident Evil film.

Mine would be Van Helsing and Raw Head Rex.

Oafley Jones

Nic Cage's remake of The Wicker Man is a fascinating movie. Has to be the theatrical release.

There's something about Speed Racer that I find utterly compelling, even though it makes me feel like vomiting.

Mehaffey1

Some classic crappers on my laptop ATM.

Black Snake Moan
The Haunting of Whaley House
Friday
Next Friday
Fright Night
Mortal Kombat

And plenty more lol

Rubber_Soul

The Core. Perfect hungover Sunday film.

Skylinehead

I imagine Armageddon fits in here. So so bad, but I love it every time. Also as mentioned, anything with Nic Cage, good or bad, is always good in my books.

PhilBill

Not sure if anyone has said this yet but if they haven't they have no idea what a bad movie is yet!

Sharknado

And if you want to go one further

Sharknado 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsqFR5bh6Q

Don't let the trailer fool you

MagicMarker

Skylinehead wrote: »

I imagine Armageddon fits in here.

It doesn't.