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Christmas joke

Santa Cruz · 2014-12-23 19:45:36

A lad looking for work coming up to Christmas got a job on a turkey farm. Thed farmer told him that his job was to wank the turkeys as this was the only way to keep them stress free and put on weight. He spent the day at it until near finishing time and he was completely bollix tired after his work. Then he saw a massive…

23-12-2014 8:45pm

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A lad looking for work coming up to Christmas got a job on a turkey farm. Thed farmer told him that his job was to **** the turkeys as this was the only way to keep them stress free and put on weight. He spent the day at it until near finishing time and he was completely bollix tired after his work. Then he saw a massive turkey coming down the farm yard saying "gobble gobble gobble" as he waddled along. The lad looked at him and said "You can **** off. You will get a **** like the rest of them"

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#2 15-03-2015 10:03pm

Stechkin

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Christmas joke that if you did not get presents . This is big joke

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