Any xmas day fight yet

lufties

Aahhh Christmas at home..I'm working and not around thank fook, boredom, ****e tv, eating and drinking to excess, talking for the sake of talking.

I'm off somewhere warm tomorrow..yipeeee!

Lau2976

No fights yet. Pretty perfect christmas thus far. Delishous food. Perfect presents. Family orientated. My puppy sleeping on my lap infront of the fire watching the early christmas South Parks and on my phone.

Other then the occasional sprout-fart and my dog ripping open one of my dads presents this morning, it's been a relaxing day of eating, napping and board games!

There's no drink in my house this year though as everyone's tea total and we had no guests up

PhilBill

Lau2976 wrote: »

No fights yet. Pretty perfect christmas thus far. Delishous food. Perfect presents. Family orientated. My puppy sleeping on my lap infront of the fire watching the early christmas South Parks and on my phone.

Other then the occasional sprout-fart and my dog ripping open one of my dads presents this morning, it's been a relaxing day of eating, napping and board games!

There's no drink in my house this year though as everyone's tea total and we had no guests up

If Jesus was still alive he would of hung himself for the lack excitement and arguments that went on in your home this Christmas.

FloatingVoter

Lau2976 wrote: »

No fights yet. Pretty perfect christmas thus far. Delishous food. Perfect presents. Family orientated. My puppy sleeping on my lap infront of the fire watching the early christmas South Parks and on my phone.

Other then the occasional sprout-fart and my dog ripping open one of my dads presents this morning, it's been a relaxing day of eating, napping and board games!

There's no drink in my house this year though as everyone's tea total and we had no guests up

Where to begin ?...its teetotal. Thats a dry house for you lot at the back.
The food was delicious. Nice, I overcooked the meatballs in the microwave but these are the breaks.
The sprout is innocent. It should hire a solicitor. The dog is getting away with a lot more than you know. Your phone is spying on you and well.....Merry Christmas.

helimachoptor

At the in laws with wife, 5 sisters, cnut of a mother in law, always kill each other this year is no different

Karl Stein

I think I come from an abnormally normal family.

Lau2976

PhilBill wrote: »

If Jesus was still alive he would of hung himself for the lack excitement and arguments that went on in your home this Christmas.

That's a very good thing. it's been a stressful year so the boring day was very much enjoyed by everyone.

PhilBill

Lau2976 wrote: »

That's a very good thing. it's been a stressful year so the boring day was very much enjoyed by everyone.

I've always thought of Christmas as a day to get rid of all the stress from the year past and have a go at the people who have caused it...

All though a boring Christmas is a great Christmas in imo also.

mazdaminx

PhilBill wrote: »

If Jesus was still alive he would of hung himself for the lack excitement and arguments that went on in your home this Christmas.

Don't mention easter just yet, need to get over this first!

Lau2976

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Where to begin ?...its teetotal. Thats a dry house for you lot at the back.
The food was delicious. Nice, I overcooked the meatballs in the microwave but these are the breaks.
The sprout is innocent. It should hire a solicitor. The dog is getting away with a lot more than you know. Your phone is spying on you and well.....Merry Christmas.

Sorry spelling nazi! It was autocorrect :rolleyes:

The sprout is well within its rights to challenge that accusation.

Probably she's usually a cnut.

That's...pleasant. Keep up the holiday cheer.

RobbingBandit

Was homeless last christmas stayed in an awful place, this year I am in a ****ty bedsit but still beats being back home with my cúntbag family.

Lau2976

PhilBill wrote: »

I've always thought of Christmas as a day to get rid of all the stress from the year past and have a go at the people who have caused it...

All though a boring Christmas is a great Christmas in imo also.

Usually it is. There's usually at least one fight over something stupid :rolleyes:

It wasn't the fighting type of stressful this year so there's no real pent up anger. I think this year were just really gla to be together.

Frigga_92

No way. Fighting and arguing are not welcome in this house, especially not at Christmas, had enough of that when I was a child.
I nearly got into a row with the telly over that episode of Eastenders though :mad:

PhilBill

Lau2976 wrote: »

Usually it is. There's usually at least one fight over something stupid :rolleyes:

It wasn't the fighting type of stressful this year so there's no real pent up anger

I literally had to dive out early this year, not before stirring up some shiite tho, or else I would have ruined the day for my little sisters and cousins. The pent up anger I have can wait for another day. I'm thinking New Years.

anncoates

kerry4sam wrote: »

You mean you cannot relate to anything posted thus far in this thread?

dysfunctional is just a tad too harsh imo; you're referring to peoples families here anncoates,
Bitta Respect on Christmas Night Would be Lovely,
Thanks,
kerry4sam

More sherry?
Thanks,
Anncoates

run_Forrest_run

no fights for me because I have decided to stay away from my folks, siblings and in-laws this year and just spend it with my missus and kids. Had a great day.
I think things like no emphasis on bloody TV soaps and other TV shíte has helped avoid arguments this year.

Lau2976

PhilBill wrote: »

I literally had to dive out early this year, not before stirring up some shiite tho, or else I would have ruined the day for my little sisters and cousins. The pent up anger I have can wait for another day. I'm thinking New Years.

Good time to get rid of the pent up anger so you do t carry it forward

mazdaminx

Lau2976 wrote: »

Good time to get rid of the pent up anger so you do t carry it forward

Out with the old anger, in with the new

PhilBill

Lau2976 wrote: »

Good time to get rid of the pent up anger so you do t carry it forward

I think I may hold it for a time when it comes in handy! You know play my cards at the right time! haha New Years in my house will be a complete mess I plan on listening to everything anyone says in my family. Maybe then I could understand them a slight bit more.

annettea

So it was either my mum or the father of my baby either way at the end of it i had dinner with my mum alone while he took our daughter to his parents house! Worst Christmas ever

Sunnyisland

realies wrote: »

Not yet,

Had a lovely dinner at a friends house,there's about 13 of us, different nationalities,I the only one not drinking, the temperature is starting to rise as is the noise and little squiggles starting to break out,nearly time for me to go :-)

Came back to friends house to drop a few of the folks home, when I went into the house they were all in onesies playing some game that you stood on a mat with circles on it and stretched over each other to touch other circle... Better than fighting I suppose .....

PhilBill

realies wrote: »

Came back to friends house to drop a few of the folks home, when I went into the house they were all in onesies playing some game that you stood on a mat with circles on it and stretched over each other to touch other circle... Better than fighting I suppose .....

They couldn't have been playing twister.

Cork981

Ya the girlfriend just decided that all my gifts are taughless and useless and told me why each one was **** and useless.

PhilBill

Cork981 wrote: »

Ya the girlfriend just decided that all my gifts are taughless and useless and told me why each one was **** and useless.

I hope you laughed right in her F****** face

Highflyer13

My mate just rang me there. He just had a big row with his auld lad. Mates dog shed a few hairs and his auld lad said he is getting rid of the dog first thing tomorrow. My mate then told his auld lad that if he gets rid of the dog he will get rid of his auld lad. Cue massive row. You gotta love Christmas:D

The Cool

My mum and dad had an argument which turned into shouting and at 10:45 my dad shouted up the stairs that we were all to go to bed. Im 25!!!

Will spend next Christmas with boyfriend and his family, fūck this.

Cork981

PhilBill wrote: »

I hope you laughed right in her F****** face

No, thing is I'm happy with the gifts she got me so kind of feel bad that she didn't like them.
Genuinely did put effort in as well.

forgodssake

Usual rows in our house mainly over the filling of the "samwiches" in the evening. Ma forgot the orders and blamed Da called him a deaf useless c*** just cos he was standing in the kitchen!. The dog wee'd on the floor and it was everyone's fault cos Ma coulnt hear her barking to go out. All of us were givin out cos Da left the quality street down OPEN on the table and the grandkids devoured the box ... love Christmas !

PhilBill

Cork981 wrote: »

No, thing is I'm happy with the gifts she got me so kind of feel bad that she didn't like them.
Genuinely did put effort in as well.

We'll then I can understand how you fell. Sorry I took your post the wrong way. Hope you kept the receipts!! It's always good when you do that!

Larianne

forgodssake wrote: »

Usual rows in our house mainly over the filling of the "samwiches" in the evening. Ma forgot the orders and blamed Da called him a deaf useless c*** just cos he was standing in the kitchen!. The dog wee'd on the floor and it was everyone's fault cos Ma coulnt hear her barking to go out. All of us were givin out cos Da left the quality street down OPEN on the table and the grandkids devoured the box ... love Christmas !

The Royale Family popped into my head reading this!

ardinn

The Cool wrote: »

My mum and dad had an argument which turned into shouting and at 10:45 my dad shouted up the stairs that we were all to go to bed. Im 25!!!

Will spend next Christmas with boyfriend and his family, fūck this.

Sorry but im still laughing at this!!

ardinn

Not a bad day today - Hate this day with a passion - left the house 2 yrs ago and spent it on my own in a kip of a flat in kildare due to the drunken retardedness of a particular family member - Had worries this morning when everyone started drinking champagne at 10am but in fairness they cooled down and no major incidents were reported!

Relief!

Cork981

Cork981 wrote: »

Ya the girlfriend just decided that all my gifts are taughless and useless and told me why each one was **** and useless.

You should give yourself the gift of a more appreciative girlfriend.

PhilBill

ardinn wrote: »

Not a bad day today - Hate this day with a passion - left the house 2 yrs ago and spent it on my own in a kip of a flat in kildare due to the drunken retardedness of a particular family member - Had worries this morning when everyone started drinking champagne at 10am but in fairness they cooled down and no major incidents were reported!

Relief!

The 'Lucky One'

retro:electro

Drove my mother and my father to my sisters to have dinner there and they argued the whole way there. Dad then drank whole bottle of Jameson and passed out before the dinner! Ho ho ho

heldel00

Take a look at the "I didn't go to mass" thread. They about to bate each other over there!

PhilBill

heldel00 wrote: »

Take a look at the "I didn't go to mass" thread. They about to bate each other over there!

Wait until they die and realise it's all a joke. Then we can laugh.

FloatingVoter

Such murderous emotions. Intentions to hire a professional killer. And drink. DRINK I tell ya. And I know some of you were at the happy pills. And the devils dandruff.

All because a wee lad from long ago got mentioned in a Cliff Richard song.

boobar

My mother in law is behaving like a right cnut to everyone...

I gave up listening to her bitching and moaning at 9 and retired to another room to drink wine alone and read a good book...

Worked out grand for me...peace.

My kid had a great day, think my Mrs is a bit stressed.

PhilBill

boobar wrote: »

My mother in law is behaving like a right cnut to everyone...

I gave up listening to her bitching and moaning at 9 and retired to another room to drink wine alone and read a good book...

Worked out grand for me...peace.

My kid had a great day, think my Mrs is a bit stressed.

My family are all screaming at each other downstairs right now, I can't hear Hugh Laurie being a spontaneous MoFo

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I spent the day by myself and it was perfect. I've never had a drama filled chrisrmas thank god

Cork981

Candie wrote: »

You should give yourself the gift of a more appreciative girlfriend.

Ya your not far wrong..... Probably a discussion for the relationship forum though !

fleet_admiral

Day passed off peacefully even though me and Satan's tour guide were eyeballing each other all day.
My 3 year old had a meltdown at the dinner when he got his 'manky food' (his words) and point blank refused to eat it

PhilBill

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Day passed off peacefully even though me and Satan's tour guide were eyeballing each other all day.
My 3 year old had a meltdown at the dinner when he got his 'manky food' (his words) and point blank refused to eat it

If your 3 year old is calling his food 'manky' at that age you have an intelligent one on your hands. Get prepared for the years to come my boards.ie friend.

RobbingBandit

Anyone that got hassled by their Mother In Law today should remember Woman Hitler is an anagram for Mother In Law.

fleet_admiral

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Anyone that got hassled by their Mother In Law today should remember Woman Hitler is an anagram for Mother In Law.

So is satans tour guide

PhilBill

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Anyone that got hassled by their Mother In Law today should remember Woman Hitler is an anagram for Mother In Law.

I've knicknamed my aunty Eva after today!

Bongalongherb

Well there ye go, no problems at all, the day turned out to be friendly and no problems. This is the first year so far that everything went smooth with no hassle. Not that I am a fan of Christmas, but it was nice.

Sorry OP that there was no bloody murder, but there's always one year out of many that actually go smooth, and this was the one. Who knows what will happen next year though

AnimalChin

Karl Stein wrote: »

I think I come from an abnormally normal family.

I wonder...what it is they're hiding...

PhilBill

AnimalChin wrote: »

I wonder...what it is they're hiding...

I'd bet there is a room in their house that KNOWONE is aloud to enter!