The Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2014

LoonyLovegood

Moving swiftly along...our next award is to our GLORIOUS LEADER. HE IS GLORIOUS, AND NOBODY HERE WILL EVER WATCH THE INTERVIEW BECAUSE IT GOES AGAINST HIS GOODNESS.

ALL HAIL KIM JONG UN, ALL HAIL

pajor

Do we wait for a speech? :pac:

iamanengine

ALL HAIL.
















Also Hugsie, I seen that post you deleted

HugsiePie

iamanengine wrote: »

ALL HAIL.

Also Hugsie, I seen that post you deleted

IDK what youre talking about >.>

ALL HAIL THE GREAAT AND POWERFUL KIM JONG

iamanengine

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Unfortunately, the attack that took out Peanut Butter Jelly's internet also took out our DEAR LEADER, ALL HAIL. ALL HAIL.

*shakes head* where was I?

Ah, yes, our next award, the award for the Nicest Poster. Now, if I'm honest, I'm not sure our winner is the most deserving...oh, what am I saying, of course they are! Congratulations to the amazingly sweet DEISE_GIRL!

Congrats Deise_Girl, the first poster to win the same award twice in one year

LoonyLovegood

That attack is also taking my internet too. DAMN YOU EIRCOM

ANYWAY. Onto another award, This is the award for Best Jumpguy. Are you the best jump? Are you the best guy? Only the best at both can be the best Jumpguy. Congrats, DEISE_GIRL

iamanengine

Surely if we are to have a supreme leader...

http://imgur.com/gallery/B9bHS

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

LoonyLovegood

Our next award is to someone who's possibly online, because I haven't checked my running order yet. BEST HOST FTW.


This post is for the best poster. Someone who always makes us smile, makes us laugh. Someone who understands how C&H works, and is a huge improvement to it. If the Jizzlers were the Oscars, this would be Best Actor/Actress, or Best Director, or one of those really fancy awards. And it goes to...HUGSIEPIE!

LoonyLovegood

The next award is one that you've all voted on throughout the year, Best Post. This honour is bestowed upon the post that receives the most thanks in the last year on Clearasil and Hormones. It's for this post by LAWLIET!

HugsiePie

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Our next award is to someone who's possibly online, because I haven't checked my running order yet. BEST HOST FTW.


This post is for the best poster. Someone who always makes us smile, makes us laugh. Someone who understands how C&H works, and is a huge improvement to it. If the Jizzlers were the Oscars, this would be Best Actor/Actress, or Best Director, or one of those really fancy awards. And it goes to...HUGSIEPIE!

THANKYOU FANS FRIENDS AND PLEBS ALIKE

I am honoured by your presence and votes and especially that of our most glorious leader, his greatness Kim Jong Un!!! (And hypnotoad)

I am most grateful for this award and I think youre all fools....any of yee who voted for me, you must all be slightly deranged :P But thankyou anyways

Anywho I totally did not see this coming, till I volunteered to help with the badges....then I see everything :pac:

Anywho

MUCHAS GRACIAS

LoonyLovegood

I should have made a gdoc so you didn't see what you'd won. Grr.

HugsiePie

CTYIgirl wrote: »

I should have made a gdoc so you didn't see what you'd won. Grr.

Let it be known I am taking bribes for leaked results :pac:

iamanengine

HugsiePie wrote: »

Let it be known I am taking bribes for leaked results :pac:

Interesting sig choice :P

LoonyLovegood

The next award is for Funniest Person. The person who makes us laugh, regardless of the circumstances. Congratulations to HUGSIEPIE!

HugsiePie

CTYIgirl wrote: »

The next award is for Funniest Person. The person who makes us laugh, regardless of the circumstances. Congratulations to HUGSIEPIE!

Why thankyou...I am a hilarious cúnt amnt I :cool:

Once again...I did not see this coming >.>

I think yeeve confused "funny" with genuine stupidity

Anywho

MUCHAS GRACIAS

Insect Overlord

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to round two of THE JIZZLERS 2014. I'll begin with our well known award, the Pygmalion Memorial Award for Services to Clearasil and Hormones. This award is for someone who has helped this forum grow up, and has allowed the forum to flourish. Without further adieu, this goes to the person who was one of the first mods of this forum, AN FILE!

Aw, thanks people! I think I won the "services to C&H" award three or four years ago too, before it was renamed.

History lesson: the first 3 C&H mods were Piste, Square Igloo and JC 2K3. I replaced JC after about a year and a half of his reign of terror... <_<

LoonyLovegood

The winners of this award are seriously shiny people who completely understand how pain-stakingly difficult it is to come up with more than two puns about Joss Whedon shows, even when you are eating shwarma. They know their pop culture, but if you call them a geek they'll yell at you. Our resident nerds are...SHOW SLOW AND WNOLAN1992

LoonyLovegood

THEY'RE IGNORING MY AMAZING HEARTFELT DECLARATIONS OF WINNING.

I'm so tempted to just put all the winners into one post, but I won't. BEST THREAD IS THE DEN, YET AGAIN

pajor

HugsiePie wrote: »

where is everyone

*wakes up abruptly* Huh? Did I miss anything? :eek:

LoonyLovegood

We'll never have a best beard award in C&H again, but we've a second best beard. One of these people may have a beard, but I'm 90-odd percent certain the other doesn;t. However, a vote is a vote, and I must uphold the collective wishes of this forum. CONGRATS DEISE_GIRL AND PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

iamanengine

My internet is giving me serious difficulties. It's either the Illuminati, Kim Jong or possibly the weather

Either way congrats Slow Show and Wnolan.

LoonyLovegood

The next award is the annual "WHICH POSTERS DO WE SHIP TOGETHER" award. While I was thrilled to be nominated, guys, do you really think a mod couple would be a good idea? I mean, if there was a fight one of us would end up banning the other. Although it's still better than the time ye all thought myself and iamanengine were going out...

But anyway. The winner for this was...ORGY

iamanengine

CTYIgirl wrote: »

The next award is the annual "WHICH POSTERS DO WE SHIP TOGETHER" award. While I was thrilled to be nominated, guys, do you really think a mod couple would be a good idea? I mean, if there was a fight one of us would end up banning the other. Although it's still better than the time ye all thought myself and iamanengine were going out...

But anyway. The winner for this was...ORGY

Quite frankly, I am insulted!! :eek: :mad:

Insect Overlord

Ah, the couple award! I remember a time when there were legitimately 6 or 7 couples posting on C&H together. Soccy and Deise_Girl still usually won the award though. :pac:

LoonyLovegood

iamanengine wrote: »

Quite frankly, I am insulted!! :eek: :mad:

Nope, cause you love me really...I think.

LoonyLovegood

The next award is quite apt coming after the couples, because it ended in a threeway. If only this position could work in a threeway in real life! Congrats to our next future presidents, MACAVITY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY AND WNOLAN1992!

iamanengine

An File wrote: »

Ah, the couple award! I remember a time when there were legitimately 6 or 7 couples posting on C&H together. Soccy and Deise_Girl still usually won the award though. :pac:

Sounds like there was good times had back in the day, if only I was around for them...someday C&H will again flow with activity just like then :pac:

iamanengine

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Nope, cause you love me really...I think.

Perhaps, altough I'm still waiting for my knitted hat

LoonyLovegood

Our penultimate award of the evening, this award only has one possible winner. There is only one person in this forum that it could possibly ever apply to, and there's no way this award could go to anyone else in the world ever. Congratulations to HUGSIEPIE FOR BEST DELETED POST!

HugsiePie

CTYIgirl wrote: »

Our penultimate award of the evening, this award only has one possible winner. There is only one person in this forum that it could possibly ever apply to, and there's no way this award could go to anyone else in the world ever. Congratulations to HUGSIEPIE FOR BEST DELETED POST!

Once again

MUCHAS GRACIAS

And fm this day forth in honour of this award, I vow to delete more posts than ever before, double, no, TRIPLE the amount

This award has spurred me on to delete more posts that ever!!!!!!!!

<Insert a picture of Anne Doyle holding an award>

This is my 6th award ceremony and first time to win an award, thank you so much guys for everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






I mean I have no clue what any of you are on about, I never delete posts >.>

YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING
>.>
<.<

LoonyLovegood

The final award of the evening...although please, stay in your seats for a short announcement after the event.

This award is for the peacekeeper, the one who attempts to uphold law and order in our world, and the one who beats me every year. CONGRATS TO WNOLAN1992 FOR BEST MOD!

Junco Partner

There should be an award for best comedic use of Anne Doyle pics. I don't know why but they make me chortle.

LoonyLovegood

We'll put that in the programme for next year.

Macavity.

HugsiePie wrote: »

And fm this day forth in honour of this award, I vow to delete more posts than ever before, double, no, TRIPLE the amount

This award has spurred me on to delete more posts that ever!!!!!!!!

I was the original. :P

Peanut Butter Jelly

Ladies and gentlemen, firstly may I say I HAZ INTERNETZZ CONNECTION!1!1!!!!!

Secondly, it was a great honour to (sort of) host the Jizzlers. It was great before Eircom decided I didn't need an internet connection to do so. But most importantly, it is time for the last award of the night;

The Golden Ass Trophy for the best suggestion. And this year it goes to iamanengine for this beauty:

iamanengine wrote: »

Most likely to suggest an orgy :pac:

Here is your beautiful trophy:

pajor

Peanut Butter Jelly

Oh ****, wrong pic. I meant this one of course.

So again, The Golden Ass Trophy for best award suggestion goes to iamanengine

iamanengine

HugsiePie wrote: »

Once again

MUCHAS GRACIAS

And fm this day forth in honour of this award, I vow to delete more posts than ever before, double, no, TRIPLE the amount

This award has spurred me on to delete more posts that ever!!!!!!!!

<Insert a picture of Anne Doyle holding an award>

This is my 6th award ceremony and first time to win an award, thank you so much guys for everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean I have no clue what any of you are on about, I never delete posts >.>

YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING
>.>
<.<

DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE

iamanengine

Peanut Butter Jelly wrote: »

Oh ****, wrong pic. I meant this one of course.

So again, The Golden Ass Trophy for best award suggestion goes to iamanengine

Myyyyyyy precioussssssssssssssss. It's my trophy, mine I say!! I'll never give it back!!

*flees award ceremony with trophy never to return*















I'm watching LOTR: Return of the King

Peanut Butter Jelly

Ok ladies and gentlemen, IT'S TIME FOR THE C&H ORGY!!! Everyone grab a box of the durex condoms from the back of the room on the table to the left. If you need some liquid encouragement there is whiskey and vodka on the table to the right. The bus will be here shortly to take us all back to Hugsies house and we shall all make sweet passionate love to each other. Except CTYIgirl. She's mine and mine alone Wnolan, your turn will come next year

iamanengine

Peanut Butter Jelly wrote: »

Ok ladies and gentlemen, IT'S TIME FOR THE C&H ORGY!!! Everyone grab a box of the durex condoms from the back of the room on the table to the left. If you need some liquid encouragement there is whiskey and vodka on the table to the right. The bus will be here shortly to take us all back to Hugsies house and we shall all make sweet passionate love to each other. Except CTYIgirl. She's mine and mine alone Wnolan, your turn will come next year

...brb...






Too socially awkward to deal with an orgy







:cool:

LoonyLovegood

PBJ, I thought we weren't letting anyone know about our love yet?!

HugsiePie

Lads Im charging a fiver per head (giggity) for use of the premises

Do I now operate a brothel :eek: :cool:

Peanut Butter Jelly

iamanengine wrote: »

...brb...

Too socially awkward to deal with an orgy

:cool:

Can we borrow the trophy so? It might come in useful. We'll return it to you in the morning.

:pac:

LoonyLovegood

No, sweetie, a brothel

Peanut Butter Jelly

CTYIgirl wrote: »

PBJ, I thought we weren't letting anyone know about our love yet?!

I know it's early but I can tell this is real love. There's no point in hiding it anymore. The way you worked that stage tonight brought out feelings deep inside of me that I never felt before. I have to claim you as my own now before anyone else tries to.

HugsiePie wrote: »

Lads Im charging a fiver per head (giggity) for use of the premises

Do I now operate a brother :eek: :cool:

So is that a tenner per lad so? :pac:

If your brothers ok with it then I don't see why not? I'm sure the girls will find some use for him.


:pac:

suitcasepink

lets ****

Jhcx

Congratulations to all 3 of our winners :P. poll results hacked by anonymous show the jizzlers of 2014 was rigged. by none other our great leader. un jong kim. ha ha

Once again congratulations to all those who were elected, succeeded and lost. Till next year folks we will be watching we will be waiting and we will be counting. goodnight goodbye godspeed.

play the video!!!!! :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbmdbEr3-dY

iamanengine

A successful award ceremony t' be sure. It even ended in an orgy, as is tradition.

Junco Partner

Peanut Butter Jelly wrote: »

Ok ladies and gentlemen, IT'S TIME FOR THE C&H ORGY!!!

Who knew that spending all my time on this forum would end my dry spell rather than prolong it. Everything's cumming up milhouse